OH NO! DISASTER! WHAT A BAD IDEA!

No shade to Colombia of Ghana, but this game lacks the heart and whimsy of Argentina/Cabo Verde 😔

Unforgettable game. They’re gonna show ao much of Cabo Verde in this year’s One Shining Moment.

Don’t care, Cape Verde won that/the whole damn tournament imho. What an insanely fun team and legitimately one of the best World Cup matches I’ve ever seen

Boo

That genuinely might have been the goal of the tournament, that was BEAUTIFUL

LOL Travis and Taylor getting upstaged by Cabo Verde.

CASE IN POINT

this is the best men’s sports tournament I’ve ever watched

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL MY GODDDDDDDDDD 🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈

These announcers have been trying SO extra hard to jinx a goal for Argentina, congrats they were able to get that…

Who would have known Argentina would have so much trouble battling a remote Atlantic archipelago?

Argentina, Cabo Verde. Unstoppable force, unmovable object. As we all predicted from the start of this tournament

Vozinha and Messi the entirety of this match

LETS GOOOOOOOOOOO

TAYLOR NOT NOW VOZINHA IS ON

VOZINHAAAAAAAAAAAA

stopping a one on one messi shot with your dick is a generational story to tell

Messi and Vozinha out here having a “I’m a man, I’m 40”-off

Vozinhaaaaaaaaaaaa

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL 🦈🦈🦈

*correction*

Welp

Genuinely scared our dog with the cheers we screamed for those Vozinha saves lol

My favorite Messi moment was when he first got to South Florida to play for Inter Miami and the man was able to shop at Publix without being mobbed by fans. Look at this man, that’s the look of peace being able to grab a PubSub unbothered

Seems weird to play a World Cup game at an F1 track but whatever works I guess

Extremely happy for Egypt moving on, but you have to feel for Asia now that they’re last team was knocked out 😔

Love the build up that was on this Australian goalie for being a penalty shoot-out specialist and then stopping precisely zero penalty kicks

Great match and all, but an observation that I’ve made for this entire tournament: why are soccer players afraid of sideburns?

Know that libraries count things. How many people have cards, how many times a book or DVD or CD is checked out, etc. And then we take those numbers to our internal staff and say "look, people want this" to justify purchases, and then to local govts to say "look, we need to stay open".

SCORE LIKE AN EGYPTIANNNNNN

I have not purchased a NCAA video game in DECADES…I will be purchasing a NCAA video game this year

On America's 250th birthday -- Zohran Mamdani: "What a responsibility each of us possesses to prove ourselves worthy of all those who came before." Donald Trump: "William Taft, he was a large man. Loved the hot dogs at the baseball games. He was our heaviest president."

One last rock chalk Algeria…

Downtown Seattle as seen through a porthole in the Bainbridge Island ferry. Riding the ferries is cool as shit. #seattle #pnw #landscape #photography #love #nokings #nature #city #marinelife

for those too young to remember: thirty years ago today, space aliens arrived on Earth and destroyed most of human civilization, before being defeated two days later by Jeff Goldblum uploading malware to their mothership’s hard drive using a Windows 95 laptop

Breaking news: Now I’m REALLY excited to be downtown for this game! Lmao

it was built in everett, just like every other 747 ever made

Monday in Seattle is going to be insane and I am EXCITED to be downtown for it lmao

SCENES IN SEATTLE 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 THE USMNT OPEN UP THE SCORING!!!

the united states is shorthanded trying to park the bus? maybe if we FUNDED PUBLIC TRANSIT

FFS, do something Spiderman

Advancing in a knockout round for the first time in 24 years. I feel like a St. John’s fan.

SENE-GOOOOOOOOL

I LOVE FIELD

It may be an insane/frustrating work building up to the holiday, but you can never accuse me of not trying to bring the fun to Teams chats (also may just be impatient for the MCR concert in October)

Me trying to dodge responsibilities before the holiday weekend

Yay reading!

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