Curseddddddd football day for ya boi today 🫠

So glad Henry decides to be a force again once my fantasy season is over and against my Packers 🫠

Aside from UConn getting bounced, the worst part of bowl season today has been being forced to watch the trailer for this trash Chris Pratt movie that’s coming out that’s somehow a mix of Minority Report and the terrible Ice Cube War of Worlds remake that came out this year???

Well time to palette-cleanse with the Pop-Tarts bowl to end the day (no I will not be watching the Packers for the sake of my mental health)

I know Farrar managed to score a TD there, but as shown with the 2-point is he straight up allergic to running north-south?

Oh, hey, a touchdown…neat

Welp that about does it for UConn. To my husky mutuals, thanks for being there for what was a relatively fun (yet equally frustrating) season. Looking forward to be arrogant and spoiled with y’all moving into the remainder of basketball season 🐺

Service academy toiletball really makes for the worst football to watch

Don’t mind going for it on 4th given the situation, but man Farrar shouldn’t have been throwing there…

WOW COMPETENT PASSING PLAYS WHAT A CONCEPT FOR UCONN

AAAND THE SEASON LONG ISSUE OF MISSING EASY INTS (I’m so tired y’all…)

I know the kid is our 4th string QB, but if this is Farrar’s audition for Candle then I wish him all the best in his probable jump to the transfer portal

Yayyy blocked PAT 🫠

Aaand another season long issue of FORGETTING HOW TO TACKLE

Okay, I obviously wanted more points on that drive, but that was a BEAUTIFUL field goal by Freeman there for UConn going into the half

Sammis proving why he wasn’t considered for the HC spot with that clock management…

Dear lord do these commentators have money on Army on something? The way they are swooning over this team is absurd

Aaand another season long issue of UConn’s of giving up garbage TDs after Canton boots a punt starting the other team within their 10…

Aaand UConn continuing with our season long issue of giving up 1st downs on 3rd and longs 🫠

Lmao he fumbled it again (Army lucked out and got it back) and the commentators are ALREADY trying to make excuses for him

Biggest issue about Farrar is that he acts like he has all day in the pocket as if his o-line isn’t made out of wet notebook paper

I LOVEEEE how the commentators have been glazing Army’s fullback all game so far and right when they’re in the middle of it again UConn forces a fumble from him lmaooooo

UConn/Army tied after 1 so just putting it out there now in the hopes to jinx it from happening, but I swear if our season comes down to OT only at a neutral site…

There’s that good ‘ol’ UConn play calling. 1st/2nd and long? Better believe we’re running it up the middle

AND WITH THE TOUCHDOWN AS I TYPED THAT OUT

Cam Edwards you will be missed but thank you for already going all out today 🫡

UConn proving that they know their 3rd amendment rights and do not allow Army to quarter in their territory BIG 4th down stop!

UConn 2025 MVP Connor Stutz 🫡

Happy game day to, and ONLY to, the team and fans of the University of Connecticut football huskies. Here’s to hoping that we can pull off a little magic after all the chaos the team’s been through these past couple of weeks

To all of my mutuals back over in CT: I get it, but please don’t complain about the snow. Dying to get some over here for my pups at the very least and am very jealous of your current affluence 🥲

This is looking like it’ll be trash, but I’d be lying if I said that I wasn’t excited for the inevitable scene where Cage explains what a turducken is

Wolves/Nuggets giving us one last present today and for that I am grateful

Just got back from watching Marty Supreme and can gladly report that not only is it VERY good, it ALSO passes the UConn test* *has a brief cameo from Kemba Walker lmao

TORRENT WIN, AND KRAKEN WIN! SEATTLE'S PWHL AND NHL TEAMS WIN ON THE SAME DAY! #SEATTLETORRENT #SEAKRAKEN #SEATTLESPORTS

Brass Bonanza forever and always 🙂.

Steves purchased the property to prevent it from closing. Many homeless people had come to depend on the Lynnwood Hygiene Center, which had operated rent-free on the property since 2020. n.pr/3MKbmJH

Glad that the city of Chicago didn’t gut-punch me for a 2nd day in a row/I could have something positive happen in the past 24 hours

Got some personal things going on currently so not watching the game, but came on here to make a joke about Cooley and saw the score…uh, UConn what’s going on there??

Decorticate posturing in the Miami/A&M game, not a great thing to see but glad the kid was able to get up on his own

Iowa, thank you for experiencing UConn basketball!

Lol and now the 3’s are falling, she’s a menace

Basketball out of context @sickoscbb.bsky.social

The 3’s haven’t necessarily been falling for Azzi today, but her defense has been PHENOMENAL

Fox commentators saying that UConn is trying to “fend off Iowa” while up 18 is the definition of laughable

From the get go it looks like Iowa is at a disadvantage against UConn in the Champions Classic. This could’ve been foretold though as UConn has the most national championships in NCAA WBB history and Iowa has 0

Fox sports announcers, casuals: “UConn is a machine” Me, a ball knower: “Actually they are a BUZZ SAW, thanks”

Straight to jail for whatever execs at Hallmark greenlit this monstrosity

Yeah, you can't do that

It truly has been the year of “🫠” so that tracks. Also love my top 3 words were “UConn game lol” because that also REALLY tracks…lol www.madebyolof.com/bluesky-wrap...