Sir, you are the reason Seattle no longer has an NBA team.

I have no notes.

Bigger question: What’s Diego Pavia done that Joe Fagnano can’t do?

beautiful to see this meme in real life

Spent Mother’s Day with mother 🤘

Sacré bleu!

We aren’t talking enough about Ana Montana as a name here

Welp the city of Philadelphia (more specifically the Flyers and 76ers) just learned that it’s a BIG mistake to mess with Florence + The Machine’s tour dates, playoffs be damned

It's time to forgive and fully embrace Morgan Wallen, by Christine Brennan.

Storm have their first win of the season let’s gooooooo ⛈️

In my expert opinion, that was a less than ideal way for the Storm to end the half 🫠

If you’re seeing this skeet an old photo of yourself you still love.

Carolina Culture is just Whalers Culture with lower test scores

Verdict’s still out, but that was a fun one and lasted exactly from take off to landing for my flight so no notes on my end

Is Dallas actually good now? Will check back in following the 2nd half

This “Will Shat” Raisin Bran commercial that they’ve been playing non-stop during the Wings/Fever game is absurd…I think I love it?

Was planning to read on my flight down to SF, but now realizing I can watch Dallas punk on Indiana instead

If there’s one thing I can be happy about with the Storm game it’s that I hope this silences more of the Kaitlyn Chen haters out there

Watched this land from my office window yesterday and can confirm: plane big

Is the “same aura ✨” in the room with us right now?

Happy Friday, folks! I leave for SF tomorrow for the Hayley Williams concert, the WNBA regular season tips off tonight, and the Packers just released Brandon McManus 🙌🏼 riding these positive vibes as far as I can take them rn

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As Storm fan, I was a HUGE fan of the Flau’jae situation. And while I’m happy my 🐐 Kaitlyn Chen is still on the roster, I cannot make heads or tails of what the front office is doing to this team this offseason

Following this up in the past week I saw Devil Wears Prada 2 on Saturday and just got back from Hokum. All phenomenal, summer blockbuster season is in session babyyyyy

When my neighbourhood is good, it’s very good. My condolences to the entire WS Taco Bell community, you are in our thoughts

Hitting close to 80 this weekend in Seattle, time to roll out the AC units 🫠

Celtics eliminated in the first round

*insert angsty song lyric here* as my away message

Keep it up, Seattle!

This was a brutal week, ready for the weekend to start already and shut the brain off for a few days…

Bellingham, Shoreline, Bellevue

Quite possibly my favorite national park. Need to get back down there again some time (preferably) soon

Continuing this though and my admiration of this movie from earlier; the soundtrack also goes HARD. Credit to Charli xcx doing a great job with movie soundtracks this year and Anne Hathaway being an insane singer too

This definitely won’t be everyone’s cup of tea, but saw this last night for my partner’s birthday and I LOVED it

Nothing but respect for Seattle’s Queen

Remember folks, if you experienced a day of perfect weather in Seattle no you didn't

Clingan with a 3 over Wemby 😙👌🏼

Went out, touched grass, had brunch. Much needed 🏔️

Seeing Hayley in SF in 2 weeks and have honestly been pretty normal since she started doing solo stuff (helped by the fact that I saw the “last” Paramore show in Seattle a few years ago) but my god that cryptic email will have me busting out the red string like a Swiftie lol

Thank you, Hayley Williams for emailing everyone an enigma that can either mean Paramore is back or Paramore is done forever in the way we knew them. Either way, DO YOUR THING, SIS.

The final home game of the year is a SELLOUT 17,151 fans in attendance I love Seattle sports fans #SeattleTorrent

It was a loss, but I’m honestly loving this new-look Storm squad (as well as finally having a coach who actually knows how to draw up end of game plays)

It’s only the first pre-season game this year, but this has been the most fun Storm game I’ve seen in a minute (last season included)

I’ll consider this year’s Seattle Independent Bookstore day a success! Just don’t ask my bank account 😅

Experience Seattle Storm Basketball! ⛈️

Genuinely funny that the one Packers pick I’m happy about is the kicker from Florida (and I am genuinely HAPPY about it) 🐊🧀

Reading is fun, especially when there’s digs at your city lol (from “The Gate of the Feral Gods” of the “Dungeon Crawler Carl” series)

Just another sunny day in Seattle! 📸Tim Reagan

This summer I really need to take the 2-line on a nice day just for fun

I get why Stewie would leave UConn seeing as he’s definitely earned a main role somewhere, but man I really hope it doesn’t end up being Gonzaga…like UW make a push for the hometown kid or something!