Joke’s on everyone who said liberal arts degrees don’t prepare you for the real world - my studies in rise of the Third Reich now doubles as a survival guide.

I'm with her 👇

The Best Video of Trump Getting Boo'd at the Commanders Game

Is 'Dr. Oz' even Mehmet's real name? Has anyone looked into this? I mean, did he get his medial training at Lollipop Guild Memorial Hospital?

I guess a life of crime with Donald Trump really does pay off 🫧

Can we just do the midterms now? America can't wait until next year.

Sen. Angus King: "Standing up to Donald Trump didn't work." Me: "If you didn't stand up to Donald Trump, how do you know that?"

Needless to say, math isn't a MAGA strong suit. Or English. Or reading. Or writing. Or history. Or social studies. Or civics. Or critical thinking. Or...

Trump to air traffic controllers: "Get back to work, NOW." Trump to House Republicans: [crickets] apple.news/A9vRwTxvZQAS...

"What better time to give up then when you're winning." -- Chuck Schumer's annoying inner voice

Just got CuckSchumer.com and redirected it for anybody that wants to donate to @aoc.bsky.social directly on ActBlue.

if you stare long enough into Ezra Klein's eyes you can see Uranus.

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Ok, so the internet isn't ALL bad. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jufj...

🎵 SNAP on 👏 SNAP off 👏 the SNAPPER 👏 🎵 apple.news/A7gmA3WJQR8q...

Of course Trump pardoned these crooks who tried to overturn the 2020 election. They have to start getting ready to overturn the 2026 midterms. apple.news/Aeb-6A5wdSrW...

Joe Biden must be thinking, "Damn, I could've made a fortune suing every news media outlet in the country and beyond for their coverage of me." apple.news/AGIVaUrCpRnK...

The Best Video of Trump Getting Boo'd at the Commanders Game

You mean work together with the guy that mocks Democratic leaders with Trump 2028 hats and posts videos of himself shitting on the American people? That guy?

Your move, Mikey.

Never forget who sold Americans out: 🔵 Catherine Cortez-Masto 🔵 Dick Durbin 🔵 John Fetterman 🔵 Maggie Hassan 🔵 Tim Kaine 🔵 Angus King 🔵 Jackie Rosen 🔵 Jeanne Shaheen

If this guy stood up and started reciting this gibberish on a plane the pilots would turn it around, land at the nearest airport, and he'd be escorted away for evaluation.

Here's an idea: How about we send the 8 Democrats who voted for this our medical bills. Hassan King Cortez-Masto Shaheen Kaine Fetterman Durbin Rosen

These Dems voted yes: 🔵 Catherine Cortez Masto 🔵 Dick Durbin 🔵 John Fetterman 🔵 Maggie Hassan 🔵 Tim Kaine 🔵 Angus King 🔵 Jackie Rosen 🔵 Jeanne Shaheen While this Republican voted no: 🔴 Rand Paul Let that sink in for a minute.

Congratulations! @gotmtv.bsky.social 👏 I'm proud to be one of those followers ✊ 💙 🇺🇸

Yes, he's that fucking stupid. www.forbes.com/sites/zachar...

What does any of this have to do with the Epstein Files?

"I’ve never wished a man dead, but I have read some obituaries with great pleasure.” ~ Clarence Darrow

Chlamydia?

Dear legacy media, You really suck at this. Really. really, suck. Sincerely, Americans interested in the truth

Quick reminder: This was all laid out in Project 2025. Clear as a bell, plain and simple, in black and white. It's a shame so many Americans can't read.

History is actually repeating itself 🫧

The solution: Vote out every Republican

There isn't much that could make it worse than it is right now. That's for sure.

Democratic leadership: "We have to go back to the drawing board." Democratic voters: "Um, Republicans eliminated the Department of Education. There are no drawing boards anymore."

"Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it." -- George Santayana, philosopher and Trump voter soothsayer

"Trump can’t lie his way out of his mess this time." -- Just Jack @just-jack-1.bsky.social

One paints his face white 🫧 The other paints his face brown Go figure 🤔

Trump was "getting handsy with somebody 20 years ago?" Wait 'til Megyn Kelly sees what's in those Epstein Files.

'MAGA Catholics' The textbook definition of an oxymoron. www.economist.com/europe/2025/...

go.bsky.app/qMCwt8 Thank you Jurgen 🙏💙🫂 Very appreciated 🙌

Yet they keep voting Republican 🤔 it's mind-boggling.

Serious question: Is there an actual President of the United States right now?

Same tax bracket, though.

#VoteBlue 💙 🇺🇸

Behold the False Prophet 🪞 words by Oliver Kornetzke

Hilarious! Wrong on every single count. This rocket scientist thinks Trump won, thinks Trump is saving America, thinks tariffs work, thinks Trump cares about human life, thinks Trump cares about legality, and thinks your Democrat mother is Melania.