After stopping 9 wars, Donald J. Trump just opened his 11th strait. Is there anything this messianic doctor can't do?

In case you still don't believe Trump called soldiers 'losers' and 'suckers':

I think Rage Against the Machine is gonna have to change their name to something even angrier.

The April 15th tax deadline has come and gone. I wish I could say the same thing about Donald Trump.

No one who works in a school should ever have to do this.

These investors just sold their sole for the almighty dollar.

"There's only one majority in this country and that's the working class." —Zohran Mamdani

Trust me, you don't even want to know what RFK Jr did with Kid Rock.

Actual Donald Trump Quotes, entry #2: "Nothing bad can happen. It can only good happen."

"And on the seventh day the Lord made Trump a doctor."

Franklin Graham has a lot of repenting to do.

This Trump regime makes Orwell's '1984' look like a take-out menu.

Fleeing? Those who Mamdani wants to tax don't even live in NYC. They own properties there to hide their wealth. Kinda like the money laundering you're an expert at.

I can't tell you who's dumbER, but I can tell you who's the dumbEST 👇

Quiet, piggy!

Actual Donald Trump Quotes, entry #1: "I've been screaming at Iranians all day, yes. A little bit of laryngitis because I've been screaming at Iranians."

If you still had any questions about who the evil one is in this quarrel:

It's about time some of these Trumpists pay for their crimes.

The evil apple doesn't fall far from the evil tree.

#EpsteinFiles #JusticeForTrumpsVictims

Ain't that the truth 🫧 Happy Tax Day, America.

Imagine buying an apartment for $238 million and not even living in it. 'Capitalism Gone Wild'

This is what 'Promises Made / Promises Kept' ACTUALLY looks like.

Eric Swallwell and Tony Gonzalez -- gone within a week. Donald Trump -- still here after more than a decade. What's wrong with this picture?

Great news everyone! All of Donald's billionaire Wall Street buddies just made a shit ton of money again off of Trump's war in Iran. (spoiler alert: you're still going to lose money because of higher prices)

Nothing is going to change in this country until Republicans are no longer allowed to just keep making shit up.

Eric Swallwell and Tony Gonzalez -- gone within a week. Donald Trump -- still here after more than a decade. What's wrong with this picture?

If this is your doctor, you might want to get a second opinion.

I'm old enough to remember a time when the U.S. President's administration reported to the American people.

Dear Irish for Trump: Those "satanic, demonic, child sacrificing monsters" to whom you're referring are all in the Epstein files -- the Epstein files in which Donald Trump is mentioned a million times and which Donald Trump's personal attorney Todd Blanche is now hiding. Any other questions?

Important April 15th reminder: Donald Trump is the only president that has refused to disclose his taxes.

I bet Pope Leo never imagined he'd have to go toe-to-toe with Satan less than a year into his papacy.

It's Wednesday, April 15th. Do you know where Donald Trump's taxes are?

CBS is trying a new North Korean-style state media type thing. And FCC Chair Brendan Carr is pleased with that.

Yes, there will be people in this country who are still confused. They're called Trump voters.

I wasn't offended with that Trump meme as a Christian. I was offended with that Trump meme as a voter. That's what the 47th President of the United States is doing with his time? Seriously?

AI is for Aholes

Here's an idea: Maybe the CEO of Doordash could pay for Sharon Simmons' husband's cancer treatment. Or, better yet, Donald Trump. He's already stolen enough of our money.

I'm with alohajman. Pass it on...

Donald Trump, M.D.

And the Lord sayeth, "Donald Trump? Jeffrey Epstein's best friend? That Donald Trump? Are you fucking kidding me?"

Democrats - Grace Republicans - Greed Democrats - Truth Republicans - Lies Democrats - Good Republicans - Bad Is that fucking simple enough, America?

Todd Blanche makes Pinocchio look like George Washington.

Just another day with 'the most transparent administration in history' and yet still no Epstein files 🤔

Donald Trump is as good a president as he is a doctor.

"So, you're telling me you think it's just a case of heartburn, Dr. Trump?"

Donald Trump's legacy will be death, destruction, and sophomoric memes.

J.D. Vance's new book is titled: 'Communion: Finding My Way Back to Faith' Just for the record.

If the worst thing I do in life is reply over 15 times per day on average, I'm still pretty proud of myself.