ALL L L CATS O P S ARE R E BEAUTIFUL A S T A R D S new face tat?

the CDC says its okay to chew on lead paint chips, just spit them out, dont swallow.

ugh same

this embroidery art is enchanting, it is so well done and impactful

take a look at this guy

damn

this explains so much

@fartsjohnson.bsky.social your nemesis has made themselves known, is your body ready?

if you just woke up from a weird nap with me, and are about to take an afternoon bath, this is what you get

I'm having a hard time trying to stay appreciative and positive today bc what the fuck

every time I take a nap something goes cattywampus and i wake up to headlines about the president screaming about killing democrats for sedition. what is even happening?

coolcoolcool, I want all of these old-ass motherfuckers to think about this when they want a nurse to wipe their ass and give them their meds

this guy and @marthapearce55.bsky.social are the heroes we need right now

just got more fingerprinting and background checking done and it was a tiny office in the back of a big building that rents to all sorts of businesses, the guy was short and round and had a GIANT CRUCIFIX NECKLACE on and he was so creepy pretty sure I barely escaped being serial killered.

pickle salt fries? im in.

noooooooooooooooo

I just discovered that my long term romantic and legal partner doesnt remember any of his dreams, ever. not a single one. what the fuck?

you know what they say about guys with big ugly shoes? hes covering for his tiny, mangled penis-stump.

so hot 🔥

this thread is really painful to read, but also very important. trans rights are human rights, full stop.

daaaaannnnngggg ive never heard of this before that shit is wild and simply confirms my belief that we need to stop digging so deep bc we dont know wtf is down there

fox, now even jesus-ier

its my mommy's birthday today, shes 61. I turned 41 this year. my eldest turned 21. lol

once upon a time walgreens was my favorite store

go buy some dope ass earrings y'all

are the fae open source goes FUCKING CRAZY what is happening? this is my villian origin story. right now. its happening. it has actually turned me into a bean sídhe, fear me and my screams

got damn. yep.

more than 99 and SEVERAL of them, like 14%, are bitches.

if someone buys me this septum ring I will wear it to the MN state fair next year, with pride.

people get so annoyed with me when im always trying to plan things ahead of time, but like, now there are no rental vans available to haul the big-ass table around bc you guys dinked around on making a reservation until the week before its not my ocd its just learning from my mistakes in the past

why cant I just LIVE in the bathtub?!?!?! my god why have thou forsaken me?!?!?!?!?!

tie-dye eddie reporting for duty 🫡

we just realized our kids have become pros at distracting us so they dont have to do chores and thats some bullshit man

have you met Bucky Barnes yet? hes the bestest boy.

i wanna do something but idk what but also i want to do nothing ever again do you see my dilemma

gooooooood

ditto. [email protected] is my PayPal

if you see this post your get away vehicle

alright I think im over the hump, it only took sleeping 36/48 hours to start to feel better post covid/flu vax. and I just got my titre results back, im good on varicella, rubella and rubeola, but not immune to mumps any longer, so ill be getting a new MMR series and updating my hep B series.

I hate when just on boarding for a new job is a full time job itself

finally my own hashtag! ive made it!

always repost stormwater management

almost at 1k, if we could get past that id be thrilled

first of all, holy shit i missed this by passing out last night at 930, and also, someone should take that guy for a long walk in the swamp without a map

im chilly and tired and achey from vaccines, so im going to try to get more sleep, please share if you can, we are broke broke, real broke,could really use the help, broke.

and I made it about 3 hours lol

reposting all these with alt-text as well i know there's been ICE sightings growing the past few months & between the rhetoric from stephen miller & kristi noem along with the city now posting these, it's giving the sense that we're next up for more targeted shit

we are at 1 hr 35 mins

how many hours can I spend soaking in the bathtub? lets find out!

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