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sometimes it's just you and daydrinking against the outside world

a computer is any device that converts joules to bytes

can't believe Salvador Dalí left all those clocks out in the sun like that smdh

dreamt of an office where a VHS tape from a self-help guru called Richard Death was playing continuously, let me know if you have it

sorry I've added a "Controversy" section to your wikipedia article while you were asleep

data breach exposes exact positions and momenta of billions of subatomatic particles

it's like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife, just like Laozi said

excelente noite pra passar entre sonhos superficiais que se desmoronavam ao toque e sem dormir remoendo em mil coisas desnecessárias e de manhã culpar a tempestade por tudo isso

[living in the panopticon] I feel seen

so are people already getting banned for making piss rest and dead dick jokes?

guys I'm not sure we should be here

rubbing salt into your wounds and fondly referring to you as well seasoned

it somehow brings me joy that 3 unrelated English words (bass, bath and bus) were borrowed into Japanese as a single one バス (basu)

My toxic trait is thinking I can fix things by staring at them harder.

soothing John Peel voice: this track which I'm gonna play starts very very quiet indeed so you may well think something's gone wrong with your radio but

(motionless) sometimes i feel like im just going through the motions

it's me typotoeing into your scryline

sorry I was about to go but then I found some spaghetti in the fridge

will you come over and parse my user-agent string babe

15 signs your mind may be almost giving up on everything and why that can actually be good news

for whom the bell jar

who else thinking about how it must feel so good to be a lonely photon reaching the event horizon

my whole life just changed very slightly

they should come up with a monday morning hangover waking up on someone else's place unsure how you got there that doesn't make you question all your life choices since 2010

You ever accidentally slip into a different dimension?

stop scrolling and watch the movie

you guys are like people to me

it's not widely remembered but the Wilhelm scream and the Heimlich maneuver are both named after Dr. Wilhelm Heimlich, the main character of an E. T. A. Hoffmann story who choked to death in his own shrieks every night

Maybe we’re the ghosts

dreamt of you after such a long time, you were telling me how our paths crossed sometimes and you would just make yourself invisible — woke up thinking I can't recall the smell of your skin anymore

I'm really sorry that your October was broken, promise we'll get you a brand new one later

so are you more of a tilde person or an ogonek person?

It was a dark and stormy night and there wasn't any cheese at home.

this could be us but you playing

never underestimate humanity, for they are fully capable of doing absolutely nothing when it matters most

wishing y'all a merry Vanilla Ice day, specially to those don't celebrate

one must imagine sisyphus committed to the bit

calling you baby during the whole invocation of a goetic demon so you know it's real

must feel great to all that electromagnetic radiation to keep aimlessly washing through our bodies and walls

shoutout to that buddie who has no idea how important it was that you two became part of each other's lives at that specific time

Plethora would be a beautiful name for quite a lot of things actually

celebrating day #303 of the year

I'm not saying I wouldn't enjoy company, it's just that I know eating lebanese moussaka and drinking white wine on my own is better for me

congratulating my brain for how funny and meta it is to have Pet Shop Boys' Always on My Mind playing on my mind all morning

don't talk to me before I forget how much better it felt to nuzzle under the cover unaware of the world and its discontents

Don't make me say something I won't regret.

sorry but if you don't remember SCART connectors maybe the space-time distance between us is just to wide for it to work