celebrating the day where depression and anxiety occupy the exact same number of hours — happy equinox y'all

meet the unicode dashes: ㅤ- minus ㅤ‒ figure ㅤ– en ㅤ— em ㅤ〜 wave ㅤ〰 wavy ㅤ⸺ two-em ㅤ⸻ three-em

Who you are when your posts get 0 likes is the real you

save money by not buying any more groceries until the rapture

They're a 10 but act like the victim of their own actions.

just because I still have cuts from your nails on me and I'm here posting about it doesn't mean I think of you at all ok?

we'll be like "oh I miss that so much" and it's really something we never had

I'm sorry I said it would be easier to teach your cat lojban than for you to remember that people exist outside your head

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Labubu sounds like a cutesy term for a lobotomy to me

celebrating the day where depression and anxiety occupy the exact same number of hours — happy equinox y'all

waiting for my heart to stop aching… any minute now

careful with detox Eugene

and here we are pretending to be surprised for being back in a place we never left

sorry I'm a bit nervous but this is my first time microblogging through it

can't wait for the greys and the reptilians to decide who's finally going to feed us to their pets

oh don't mind that, they're just crumbs from an avoiding circular thoughts and having expired tramadol with lemon verbena for breakfast sunday morning

wrapping my feelings up like a cute lil taquito and giving them hugs

suspending the planet's magnetic field to feel that wholesome solar wind on my forehead for a while

imagine ignoring me and I'm just still here ignoring my own basic needs for decades

to have never been born would fix me

some of you haven't noticed those with power who promote a blind fetishization of tradition and the uncritical adoption of technology are mostly the same these days and it shows

alien earth? hardly know earth

am I already showing up as an enigmatic extra in your dreams or do I have to keep posting

the dubious joy of waking up and slowly realizing it's saturn day

home is where the chilling and relaxing really hard is

our mouths could still be touching as we fall asleep is all I'm saying

the children yearn for the dopamines

can't wrap my head around the fact that it's been about about 4 millennia since brat sumer ended

tired: sextou wired: sexting inspired: s'extinguir

embracing this year's most refreshing trends: semantic collapse and cultural amnesia

I'm sorry that your living in the present also feels like not living at all

Don't even talk to me until i've had my event horizon

keep me indefinitely open but out of sight like one of your browser tabs

bodhisattva vows progress report

love it when people speak languages I don't understand at all, they should do it all the time

life is awkward and I still don't know what to do with my hands

it's kinda sad that the algorithm on the social that can't deal with femme nipples and butt cracks appears to know me better than you do but sure we can still be friends

Salt is my favourite edible rock.

I've finished my last message to you with a question mark, please respond

they should invent a reality that isn't terrible

don't know who needs to hear this but it's ok if you've been postponing going back to therapy because you unconciously fear it could lead you to break your problematic relationships with people and substances

There's a LOT of in-grave spinning these days.

normalize interrupting any tiresome conversation with "I'm not saying it was aliens but..." and then walking out the room

Cheese, but at what cost

sighing so hard I collapse into myself like a dying star

partialism is just horny hyperfocus

post as if you know the media are going to scrutinize every single word to justify why you did it

Go ahead and destroy the internet, Godzilla. Make the people happy.

If it makes me laugh, I know I’ve done my job, and I can go back to my hobby of staring at the wall.