who called it "neuropsychiatric symptoms of toxoplasmotic infection" and not "catshit insane"

waiter! there's a fly in my soup! (the waiter and i both know i ordered the fly soup. the waiter hears this joke at least twice a day. the waiter displays infinite compassion. i tip 5%. the waiter displays infinite compassion. the waiter waits. the waiter displays.)

hannah arendt: *tapping dasein*

waiter! there's a fly in my soup! (the waiter displays infinite compassion for all living beings and saves the fly)

Everything’s so cute when the secret is revealed

We’re squashing the beef between the pot and the kettle

of sound mind and taste body

the blurple burger eater

a team of the world's top philosophers have introduced the F/🌸 distinction

55/150, money that we thought would be here today was not, would it be possible to get 40 more on this for cat litter and a few groceries

"you pre-transition" - @it-r3n.bsky.social, to me

writing about speech should be excruciating

i, personally, would find it hard to square being simultaneously a writer for money and entirely incurious about writing itself

bro they're deadass out here saying we make strange bedfellows

I read poetry like I'm eating it and I write poetry like I'm throwing up. literacy was probably a mistake.

deleuze's greatest philosophical insight was probably that spinoza is good because he's a catty little bitch

sighting of a guy with a leather motorcycle jacket, a curly mullet, and a fucky little mustache. bisexual fucking autumn, baby

ideal group hangout composition is three people on hormones for gender reasons, four people who should be on hormones for gender reasons, and one cis woman who should take T to fuck better

here's how cuomo could have won: (long thread elaborating all the different "mammy issues" puns he could have used)

lizards these days... they've all got blue tongues and pronouns

shot my wife!

"do you speak esperanto?" "no crocodiles!"

transmasc named leash

the lavender scare was a widespread rumor that lesbians don't bathe

guy who thinks because "the default human phenotype is female" that all men are trans men

hey so me and the girls are gonna study your brain for science. We got lab coats and a clip board and everything

WAR DISPATCH 26. guy on the plane in a shirt that says (spiritually not literally) "i have pickleball autism"

hey my roommate's out. you want to come listen to the rite of spring and get scared?

tannic! at the winery (joke for winemakers)

mome can you come raths me up?

i prefer my mome raths ingrabe

some body once told that the world was gonna roll me, but he didn't even have a phd in earth studies 🙄

somebody once told me that the world was gonna roll me, but i just smiled and scooted off. i live in flatland, old man

nice immaterial soul you got there. be a real shame if some body

if you like it (the toxoplasmosis gondii you got from your cat) then you should've put an apical polar ring on it (destruction of the apical polar ring paralyzes t. gondii)

performing chemotaxis on the TOR (target of rapamycin) network

they're calling the common belief that los angeles wouldn't be a nice place to live the "la bleak theory"

VLADIMIR: i am sleepy ESTRAGON: i am also sleepy VLADIMIR: let us go to bed (they do not go to bed)

windows doesn't want you to be a girl. mac doesn't want you to be a girl. only linux has the genders you crave

Slice of life comedy. Pulverized hunk of life comedy. Wretched scrap of life twisted until it breaks and then twisted some more comedy

WAR DISPATCH 13. transmasc egg friend has a coffee table art book of photos of guys with big dicks. i am flipping through it and admiring all and only the guys with fucky little mustaches

the trouble, of course, is asking a story to save you. stories can't do that

i explain it multiply and inconsistently in ways that expose the fundamental conventionalism behind all notions of personal identity

Note: A previous version of this article referred to the subject in a disparaging tone. The author has since developed loving-kindness for all sentient beings and revised the article accordingly.

it's nuts that you can just publish the headline "are women ruining the workplace" in the new york times and not be spit on or worse every subsequent time u leave the house

Several girls yeeted me, then I was yeeted by men Is my passion perfect? No, do it once again

a pretty good substitute for reading the brothers k is going to an applebees in rural tenessee and sitting down at the rowdiest table

WAR DISPATCH 10. "it's very satisfying to watch bacteria die. i don't feel bad at all."