vote yes on Proposition M (Megan)

i think if u want to avoid pasta sticking to the bottom of the pot u can probably stir it once and then turn the heat off and have it cooked just fine

goodbye for cruel world

and all the girlies say ive got nice curls (for a dead girl)

The swelling on the side of her head has gotten much worse since this morning. I need to take her to the vet. I dunno what’s possible but I’m at $30 & aiming for $400 to get her treated. If anyone can please help it would great!!! PLEASE P: [email protected] C$: $AutumnMuted V: @paradoxicalthing

guy who thinks kink is the ur-queer

Really great slapstick moment when I just had to go downstairs. I took the stairs, of course, and the handle on the door from the stairwell to the ground floor broke clean off the instant I touched it 👍

mamdani font cookies for my girlfriend

"my human co-architect Chris (known to some of you as MonsterBrainz)" is frankly a banger of a line to leave in your "my ai is unbeatable, prove me wrong" challenge lmao

Fucking deranged. Definitely don't spam it with made-up, unhinged garbage in the mold of one-star yelp reviews.

not getting into it

"taking away our material conditions" lmao god whatever

gf laughs like a demon in her sleep it's very endearing

if you're from the rural us and ever visit england be aware a "yorkshire pud" has nothing to to with pud its short for pudding and it's not that either its like a weird form of oven dinner roll. preddy good.

lord ive seen what you've done for forcefem stalin

lol remember that girl who made it look like her shower was clogged and full of like an inch of cat pee

“Tendies” has intense proxy pro-bourgeois vibes.

Italian farmers in 1403:

pic of giallo

crispr drawer

strangely, the usa lost the mandate of hell

trans²

kirkland signature 50w bass amp

oyou ever just stop and think about how beautiful pico de gallo is

did u know that in early movie screenings people panicked at the theatre because they thought linkara was really going to run into them

i miss abbie belrose and sammy studio

she's still going strong btw ty scented virgen de guadalupe

does anyone know anything abt the trans community in Colombia I have a friend that maybe wants to start hormones and it would be cool to point them at resources

might be able to make a big vat of sweetnspicy chili next week 👀👀👀👀👀

the only "new type of guy" was that fuckass fish you know the one

two Ls actually do make a W

love the way you can see both sides of my teeth

ah, ça ira ça ira ça ira, les aristocrates à la lanterne!

ive heard angrier gamers

this makes me feel kinda ill

do u have a menu for irritating nerds? ill have that

i don't think I've ever seen a nonreligious image

I lost my SNAP benefits days ago. I was nervous about mentioning this, but I have to survive. Any help would be appreciated so I don't go into a diabetic coma and so that I may stock up on groceries further. Thank you for being kind, gracious, and patient with me. Nothing but love and gratitude.

This is what they took from you

things that arent the future of civilization - chatbots - crypto - robot butlers - cars that sorta drive autonomously as long as youre paying attention for when they fail and almost kill a bunch of people things that actually are the future of civilization - free clean energy

🕯️Manifesting 🕯️

little rascals had so many classic archetypes. boy with unmanageable hair. mean girl. probably racism

It's been decades since a random spork girl has *glomped* me

55/150 tyyy for the help so far

telling an early 00s slashdotter that über is a shitty taxi company and food delivery service now

get squished