there is still a chance to retain elias' sight

strawberry fields for emma forever ago

New NJ law criminalizes interference with trans healthcare share.google/xT0wTeUXv9Bf... Some good news!

iron chef megans nipples battle

Dumb thing (not really: we're dire, not dumb) so if anyone can give or share: we currently have no shame--no one should, I think, for asking for help--so help or share. And as always: Ask questions if you think it's needed. I'll answer. gofund.me/43bab38ad

crunchy cock margarine or whatever

looking for a fragrance that is pencil shavings, maple syrup, and vinegar

Do it for them.

There are people out there who won't just take from you.

ty to everyone so far, still going to be in meed for a minute, sorry

your reminder to be kind to the worm-like creatures you encounter because we will remember your face and deeds

going to a dennys and ordering my eggs "psychosomatic, addict, insane"

babe i got that thing you’ve been asking for

shots done,

i think a lot of u might underestimate how many usa ppl think they can just tough out climate change , or eg a visible thick layer of smoke that kinda smells like someone smoking heroin

ty to everyone so far, still going to be in meed for a minute, sorry

guys i noticed that if i flip coins i get more heads on average from larger piles of coins than smaller piles of coins why don't small piles of coins want to give head what's gone wrong

idk folks i think this is actually an ad for "dr psych mom your friendly neighborhood blogapist" and her telehealth therapy company

im sorry i refuse to believe that having slept with about 10 ppl puts you over the average of every living generation, something is up here with the polled population or the methodology

they need to put folding a chip bag closed in the standard curriculum

I've worked at taco bells and their food safety is literally fine the lettuce comes in big bags what are they supposed to have done about it other than stop putting it on stuff until it gets figured out, which they've done

honestly one of the best things that could happen to me right now would be buying a croissant tube, cooking it, and getting injured from glass contamination

welllll the doggie finderrrer got time got time to wait for tomorrow

(in the voice of a girl who really, really didn't enjoy Kurt Vonnegut's short story "Welcome to the Monkey House") Maybe he should have visited a Federal Ethical Suicide Parlour instead of publishing this garbage.

wonder what they popped bitdizzy for

That's An Ass!!

i need an exceptionally good comedy that starts with p to round out my "notable ps" of movies - possession, portrait of a lady on fire, and jacque tatis playtime playtime is a comedy but its not that sort of comedy

for a couple years i watched up to 3 movies a day. here’s what i learned: nothing

glad everyone stopped talking about that purple rabbit repper

cats all listen to whitesnake when they piss

permanent daylight savings doesn't go far enough

i don't even have theory of body

taking a microscope to milk and saying well it's a liquid lipid.

a cow is just a signifier. maybe one day we will be able to beam into various forms to know what it is to be them, but frankly I'm not sure how much that's gonna clear things up given the current circumstances

check out my grindcore band Crazed Transphobic Aggressor

you all have one homie?

we all have that one homie who categorizes by the exclusion of everything not in the category

incredible sights seen today: Ford f150 with star trek or star wars idk anymore ship decals on its side keyed all to hell

this is such a good lie, this is an aspirational lie

hes definitely paradol ex in my heart now lmao