some of y’all have internalized transphobia against big mad orcs who look like they were left out in the yard all winter and it shows 💅

please contribute if you can 🙏🏽 i have to pay $1300 to my oncologist before my next appointment on friday. i owe $6322. (this is the new oncologist- my previous oncologist got a warning for helping me beyond the scope of medical practice (he helped me to get funding & wrote off some of my bills))

saw a post by a saying we should call our dicks gummy worms but im more of a hi-chew girlie tbh

Chat, I slipped on ice while making this donation, but instead of dying, i did a sick wave dash. Celebrate the snuffbait spirit with me! I will match $500 donated to KCIF by users who quote dunk me with a receipt and something mean about me. The Death Drive Will Intensify, until God strikes me down.

I think most transphobes are fake fans. You ask them their favorite transphobic movie and they go "uhhh Harry Potter"? Fucking normie I bet you haven't even seen Dallas Buyer's Club. Don't be acting like you know shit until you've seen It's Pat

like, good, but uh what does that mean materially? is it just "now there's not a legal means to fund these operations"? bc well, u see,

im gnot a gnelf

shoot yourself friday all done in the clam hut

i stare into your eyes and try to tie a cherry stem into a knot with my tongue for 25 minutes straight

just had to spend 37 dollars i am gonna fuckin lose it

kitten

im so poor my wishlist items are stuff like laundry basket

get the kid in the brown hoodie a scholarship

they're doing this to me very soon

hello, i have been sick for most of this week. please, if you are able, consider helping us pay for an upcoming insurance bill (due the 16th) and get a pallet of wet cat food and gas. we need around $150, probably a bit less by the 16th payp/venm megagarbage 💸💕 💸💕🏳️‍⚧️

riddle me this batman a woman says shes a libra but her birthday is in february how is that possible

i think u shouldn't be allowed to change ur handle if u register it as something like elonmusksmellslikeabutt that should be permanently attached to you far past the guy being relevant. you should have to explain it to ppl like how ppl have to explain how pre 9/11 america was different or payphones

(guy who hasn't looked at census questions or methods voice) the population was 89% white in 1950

they really should sell hard powerade. 14%. got all those electrolytes and such in it.

oh a publication called "the new republic" put the fash military chump front and center? shocking.

the hunger games protagonist is called katniss as in katniss have been shorter movies

when im asleep that's the real me

225 in one of the quick options and I'm good. My SNAP got cut, plus my back doesn't want me doing much anyway. I need to get through #MutualAid #helpsky #MAboost #BIPOCMA #blacksky #fundsky #disabilityaid 💸💕

Kids are expensive. My kid is a luxury good, apparently, extra expensive (and worth it). We need to pay for some pretty expensive dental work, and I also need expensive glasses, as does my husband.

IT'S ALWAYS DARKEST yellow5.com/pokey

telling u bowl of knockoff cheerio and a nanner well it sure is foid

bananas like a coinpurse

b52s voice: this is the skin of a killerrre bellaaaaa

the honker games

it is so funny to provoke revolt against like 1000 ppl by a population of 300 million when u could have just portioned out healthcare housing and food and continued exerting power across the globe like for a real long time like what is the point big dog

real housewives of district 12

wdym, of course friezas a woman. so is goku.

40 i DON'T! EAT! ANYTHING!!!!!

you should get a handful of grapes and a babybel cheese after every meal for dessert

9:45 pm cawfee

idk im just gonna start calling it fed shit when people say "you don't need hrt to be trans" in response to trans people being denied access to medicine

Neolithic Pig Cauldron floating in the woods

!!! Keep going Cuba

hello, i have been sick for most of this week. please, if you are able, consider helping us pay for an upcoming insurance bill (due the 16th) and get a pallet of wet cat food and gas. we need around $150, probably a bit less by the 16th payp/venm megagarbage 💸💕 💸💕🏳️‍⚧️

just got attacked by 4 dogs while walking on a trail to get here to the library. its an hour and a half walk and i am already struggling to get enough water please help i got blood all over me and im in a lot of pain ca/pp: $miusoph

breen

tapeworm

u know what? fuck u *un-bints ur bogos*

me irl

Doctor told me im low t and need to start waxing my shit with beef tallow