chipmunk

if you’re not a parent, you can’t even imagine how difficult it is to travel on a plane with a toddler: somewhat difficult at times. have you ever done something that was somewhat difficult at times? i didn’t think so

lmao it's real?????? holy moly

"storage is basically free, memory is basically free, network is basically free, processing is basically free" wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong stopppppp ittttttttt

i love the newspaper

I just realized that a tasty treat would really hit the spot right about now

i bring a sort of huh????? whuh?????? vibe that is not everyones bag

getting the surgery that gives you tank controls

gigantic fat fuckin wasp hanging out on a litter box alert

I'm in my alert era

uh no thanks man i’m not interested in any crucibles or gauntlets or proving grounds i’m chilling

I hope I get to be a bog body when I'm older

people will really spend their days

lets gooooo slorp slorp slorp

and what rough text, its hour come round at last, slouches towards postlehem to be ignored

i love eating a giant meal of trash

emergency eat the salad chicken nugget night

baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

NEVER DIE WONDERING

Imagine: an entire troop of goofs

it's pride month so feel free to call on the philly "this guy fucks italians big time any gender anywhere" van

happy pride month

if anyone has any decent connections to either midwest media or national beat reporters and would like to help highlight a national virtual press conference for host cities please hmu

Absolute and unconditional solidarity with transsexuals who are evil, sick in the head, perverted, menacing, diseased, incorrigible, deluded, reprobate, degenerate, misguided, afraid, alone

my mom weened me on pepsi max

the album obscura by gorguts

two done

nothing but love and well wishes to Iran for the success of their uranium enrichment program

I need to raise 160 by the 12th and a total of 315 by the end of the month. Please donate and share if you can

it's that time again!

HOORAY FOR MY NICE TRANS FRIENDS!!!

i feel like i have relatively good taste and the ability to speak intelligently about most of the music i like but with certain kinds of dance music it's like is this good or does it just have a dub siren in it

traveling toward bethelehem to be born and maintaining good posture the entire way

I'm ready to be a skeleton in a demon army. maybe a goblin or a wisp. definitely not a big stompy guy or a necromancer or wizard

the average cishets only exposure to "heteropessimism" is if eg the nyt runs an article calling it a popular fad which I'm pretty sure isn't true

newspapers on may 31: its great to be straight newspapers on june 1: its "ok" to be "gay"

remembering when an abuser used to tell me things like "well i can talk to *them* without screaming at them so it's clearly a you problem" lol

I'm going to be in a this old house style show called this dumb bitch

guess who accidentally bought allspice instead of 5 spice

have urself a megan fresher (2 squits of lime juice, 2tsp of sugar in tumblr glass, fill with ice, rum, stir) have urself a meganade (3 squirts of lemon juice 1tbsp sugar in big fuckoff drink cup fill with ice, water, stir)

the funny thing about pride month backlash is that to the extent pride month matters its just some faggots getting together and doing some shit and you can't really put a stop to that now can you.

Ho ho! This calls for celebration! Allow me to open a bottle of my finest. My finest:

ohhh they're called birds bc they got a beak down there

lemonlime still water

"happy" "pride" "month"