happy spider monday everyone ::::)

coffee shop is playing nonstop Nick Drake. trying to see which employee is repressing their dysphoria

observed after 2000 and it's blue, checks out

experiencing the mystical power of the divine feminine (techie at the bar describing how he hid his hangover from coworkers yesterday)

met a random trans girl while walking to the grocery store and instantly became besties I love this city sm

when I can't quite remember the title of Parquet Courts' 2012 hit

always and everywhere resist the temptation to *feel* bigger by making others smaller. *be* bigger by making others bigger. it's really that simple

gay bar schedule: 7:30 - gay guys show up (already drunk) 8 - gay guys make out 8:30 - gay guys leave to fuck in apartment 9pm to 2am - transexuals doing inhalants and punching each other in the nuts

[as bullets punch through the cockpit of the Sopwith Camel] ohhhh I think you misunderstood - I'm an asexual pilot

dolly varden is a good start but there should be more fish named after Dickens characters. baitfish named Young Martin Chuzzlewit. rockfish named John Jarndyce. et cetera.

selling Protect the Dolls shirts to fishermen and telling them it's about dolly varden

[pining for a transfemme with a fishsona] ughhh I need to catch gout so badddd

writing a callout post for a puppygirl (she's dating a 30-year-old and she's 175 in dog years)

it's punk to eat half a loaf of chocolate babka and then feel moderately ill for the rest of the day

just an abbot looking for her costello

chamomile tea is punk solar panels are punk getting crossfaded at a house show and throwing up on someone is punk raspberries are punk getting kicked out of a house show because you threw up and screaming at the hosts and going home and crying is punk birdwatching is punk

new favorite way to be clocked (told "you look like an artist")

aioli is the therian of the condiment world

bumping this

bit cucked of them to call it an everything bagel and then not put anywhere close to everything on it

Im not too active here but oh my gosh. I am overwhelmed by the amount of support I've gotten I really can't express how thankful I am and how much this means to me. Oh, small update: the detective said its going to be felony assault and hatecrime so if you have info and are ok sharing, please do

Got permission to post this; one of the trans women who was assaulted last week by a gang of anti-trans creeps has a gofundme up to help her with medical and survival costs while she recovers from a concussion. If you're able to help, please do. www.gofundme.com/f/help-a-tra...

(two lesbians) "Do you actually like 'toxic yuri' or is it just internalized fear that loving women is 'wrong'?" "I'm in this picture and I don't like it 🫣" (two gayboys) "trade last night reached the second ring & i did a barrel roll on it" "girl fuck a picasso you hit him with the concrete mixer"

proud of the reputation I've built (was told yesterday "I knew things weren't going well when I walked in and you weren't serving absolute cunt")

the best part of queerness is flashbanging your friends by filling your apartment with their situationships' art

Stone Fruit Blues (I'm allergic)

a "stone fruit" is an LGBT slang term for someone who solely enjoys providing a partner with seasonal berries and produce

they tried to berry us, they didn't know we were drupes

slag is for boys, gneiss is for men

trans women are appropriating cis lesbian culture (listening to adrienne lenker after a breakup)

receiving divine and terrible visions of a cis woman describing herself as a twinkmoder

[holding a mushroom] the body keeps the spore

Me: Can you take me to Applebee's? Jesus Christ: Yeah sure!! :3 Me: Thanks JC, ur the best 🥰🥰🥰 Jesus Christ: No problem, babe ilu ☺️❤️☺️

trans nights rock bc you get to use the men's bathroom to hang with the girlies

"spit or swallow" is a common question inquiring which part of Homer, Alaska someone prefers - the 4.5 mile gravel peninsula known as the Homer Spit, or downtown, where the calls of violet-green swallows fill the air

dear followers: if you or anyone you know went to Meltzer and got full-depth, please get in touch with my girlfriend!! I'll love you forever

not looking forward to wading thru the half-mile-thick crowd of early 20s puppygirls whimpering outside, but excited to go to this!

they opened a whole restaurant for women in chastity...seattle is so beautiful...

Help Wren!!!!!! One of the most talented artists & an absolute travesty for this to land on her while still getting back on her feet

"disaster lesbian" describes a queer woman who is not part of the asters - a group including sea stars, brittle stars, and basket stars

tits? ass? bro....her parallels

[has listened to nothing but early Big Thief for the past 48 hours] huh I wonder why I feel so down. guess it's a mystery

silver star lesbian. awarded for gallantry in action.

learning about gay T4T and it's so beautiful 🥹

dating trans women is wonderful bc they say things like "you gotta listen to this album, it's three hours of a guy playing with a cardboard box, it goes crazy". and then you listen and it does go crazy

cis gays: went hiking with twenty men who looked like my father and they all took turns railing me 🥵 trans women: w,,,what if I was a delicate strawberry...so sweet and so vulnerable;;;anyone could pick me >.<

I think your girl's got heart-burn cause she's been chewin on my tum

using every ounce of willpower to stop myself from naming my fantasy football team "the passoids"

puppygirl golfer who disappoints all her friends after inviting them out for a foursome