if you like it (the toxoplasmosis gondii you got from your cat) then you should've put an apical polar ring on it (destruction of the apical polar ring paralyzes t. gondii)

trans woman into incest who wants to pass as sis

i know election day often involves compromising your principles...still, can barely believe how far I stooped today. not sure if I'll be able to forgive myself

want to help a transfemme move from a red state to Seattle? enjoy custom furry porn? incredible news - you can do both! commission some art from @sivanotart.bsky.social and help her fund her move!!!!

every trans woman should be issued three hand grenades per year to use without legal consequences

if that's your man why is he prying my shell open with his tube feet and feasting on my soft innards

if that's your man why is he using his radula to scrape algae off my shell

it's the life cycle of a parasitic trematode with three hosts! the intermediate host is having its behavior manipulated to increase its probability of being ingested by the final host ^-^

"aspen basically grew up mormon because she grew up catholic and autistic"

it's been one day and it's already my favorite tattoo ever!!!!

the lgbtqia+ community of Seattle is collectively referred to as those under the "queer raincoat"

That’s why the other saying is ‘bored out of your gourd’. You have to stay in the gourd

as the saying goes: you're never bored if you have a gourd

met a cishet deli owner in his 50s last night. spent half an hour discussing gel vs. powder nails, nail care tips, the joys of a mani/pedi, etc. some cishet boys are into silly things like world war two and riding in crits. but many have normal interests too!

was on a date with a boy. asked if he wanted to come back to my place. he looked like a golden retriever being shown a tennis ball. charming creatures.

this is a pro-boy account. many boys are neat.

[lessons on flirting with boys] remember - they're more scared of you than you are of them

i need to get more confrontational so bad ahhhhh

I must be a trans guy the way I need those nerd's ropes

I must be a walrus the way I'm sucking off the bottom

puppygirl chaser excitedly booking a flight to Croatia

Due to the unusual height of its women, Seattle is known as the "Netherlands of America"

[being mocked for my small and limp dick] growth for the sake of growth is the ideology of the cancer cell

recalling the famous advice of ernest hemingway - write after eating half a box of good and plenties, edit sober

early-transition me walking into Linda's for Chess Club and meeting all the cool rave transsexuals (2023)

feels like the proportion of Good and Plenties has shifted lately. fewer pinks. is anyone looking into this.

they want me dead. they want me to slide down the mesh into the sample bottle they want me preserved with a few drops of Lugol's solution. they want to put me on a slide and inspect my delicate cilia.

what if it was called shylent bill and it was about a timid boy running around in the fog

the ideal breakfast is half a box of Good and Plenties the ideal dinner is 2 pounds of grapes

can I talk my shit about the transmasc meds real quick? I'm far from an expert but sometimes I feel like the fearmongering about DIY testosterone killing you instantly prevents us from openly discussing our options. thread for it. don't take my word as gospel, this is just the stuff I've read about.

dear seattle mariners i have a mild cold right now. if you fly me to toronto i will stand outside the blue jays locker room looking cute and kissable

sick on my first day of work fuck my gay life

Best part of Castration Movie Part 2 was the frickin’ movie & second best part was one of the end scenes so being so upsetting I heard a girl ralph in the toilet stall next to mine

A lot of people are asking to see my malformed vestigial tail, so let me clarify something: It's not a tail, it's a pseudopod, it just happens to project from the base of my spine

"need it more than I need oxygen" girliepop I know how you respond to a hand on your throat be for real

everyone in Seattle is saying "Go Ems". it's beautiful to see the support for transgender women

[John Wick but he's an age regressor] we called him...Baby Yaga

Indra's Net is actually a reference to a trans girl named Indra living in cap hill and how every other trans girl there is like 3 degrees of separation from her

worried that women only desire me for my accurate birdcalls

custom plate for the latest @averycutedog.bsky.social album goes crazy

transfemme rihanna's hit single Shut Up And Writhe

do you want to live your life as a girl that trembles or a bitch that writhes

if Rihanna told me to shut up and drive I'd probably start crying

Hollywood starlings of the 1950s

the French word for apple translates to "sky potato" - pom de terre du ciel

if I was a squirrel I'd fill my tree hollow with food that actually tasted good. radishes. muffins. pasta primavera. that sort of thing

tiny man who lives inside the Little Free Library and shushes passersby

upwards of 90% of trans women are desperately attracted to Muzzy

first date idea: dissect each others' regurgitated pellets