girl who is a tree
@crabby-girl.bsky.social
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Seattle's most transsexual wine mom
[imagining a world where trans people are accepted and loved by all] [receiving a vision of James Corden on stage at the Oscars making a joke about "mouthfeel"] [donating twenty thousand dollars to bring back MichFest]
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if you spend four consecutive hours in a hammock nothing can stop you. if you bask in the afternoon sun and kiss beautiful women nothing can stop you.
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snuck off to the bathroom to anxiety-vomit midway through onboarding a new volunteer. absolutely killed the onboarding though. my 2026 in a nutshell.
3 days ago
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it's important to find ways to deal with the heat
6 days ago
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quitting nicotine rocks bc i can eat eleven fudge bars in 24 hours and tell myself I made healthy choices today
7 days ago
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figured out what's wrong with my skin (hopefully)!! two weeks without using nicotine!!! unlimited aspen victory!!!!!
8 days ago
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i considered myself very tolerant of emotional and physical discomfort. but it's been one month of my skin being badly fucked up and I am on the verge of going insane
11 days ago
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vibing at the bar watching gorgeous transgendered goth women play pool. one of them is handed the TV remote. I watch her slowly type "g-u-n-d-a-m". i love this beautiful transsexual city
13 days ago
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rose novick
13 days ago
the fact that few surgeries are done on trans minors is not an inherent state of the world; it is a byproduct of a cultural regime where we are viewed as subhuman freaks whose healthcare is at best a luxury, at worst mutilation. in a just world, there would be vastly more of it
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cedar longpenis
15 days ago
guys did you know if you quit doing the substances that hold you back and you have the correct hormones in your body you can accomplish anything
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they don't tell you this about nicotine. but if you use it consistently, it will become hard to stop using it (one week!!!)
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15 days ago
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trans woman working at USPS, gets brainworms that she's mail socialized
18 days ago
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three days! slept 16 hours today and my skin is fucked but three days :D
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20 days ago
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day one of no nicotine complete way to go aspen
22 days ago
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a woman without a penis is like an angel without wings. as a feminist, to me every woman is like an angel without wings 😍
22 days ago
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happy to say I found the most fitting way to attend this: with two of my exes
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22 days ago
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exposure therapy rocks bc your therapist will be like "hmmm i think you should go to the bar and vibe"
23 days ago
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held a knife to my girlfriend's throat in a sexy way. metaphorically. metaphorically.
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24 days ago
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straight divey sports bar has a homosexual bartender who's playing nonstop Bjork. seattle is the greatest city in the world
25 days ago
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every Mariners fan i know has been ambiently suicidal since the start of the season. just checked the standings and they're top of the division. what the hell girls
25 days ago
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NOAA hiring dozens of brainwormed tslurs in search for people with FORTRAN experience
25 days ago
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"ohhhh universal healthcare means long wait times" just booked an appointment in NOVEMBER!!! for a DERMATOLOGIST!!! and i had to GET A REFERRAL!!!!
25 days ago
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literally nothing beats sitting in the park on a sunny day vibing with a bunch of transsexuals
27 days ago
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walking back with bagels and juice and coffee to the five beautiful transgendered women fucking in my apartment. never beating the mom-of-the-friend-group allegations
27 days ago
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went to a zine premiere with my ex and my other ex. then went to a gay bar with my ex to watch my other other ex gogo dance. they're calling me the gayest woman in seattle
29 days ago
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of all sad words of tongue or pen, the saddest are these: bad watermelon
about 1 month ago
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victoria scott
about 1 month ago
My community is full of the most loving and kind and joyful people I’ve ever met and clearly the goal is to kill every single last fucking one of us through any means available. I am going to sleep, and as always lately, I just don’t know where I’ll find the strength to get out of bed in the morning
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"What Salp?" - traditional American greeting, inquiring about the prevalence of local barrel-shaped planktonic tunicates
about 1 month ago
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started cutting my own bangs minutes before leaving to go talk at city hall. made one cut and stopped. discretion is the better part of valor
about 1 month ago
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studying the prevalence and diversity of brainworms to measure trans ecosystem health
about 1 month ago
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"This pain has to become foreign and unknowable to future generations or we will have failed Juniper and everyone like her. I don't know how we build that future but we must." beautiful and heartbreaking piece. god.
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about 1 month ago
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creature check, everyone post your creatures
about 1 month ago
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went to the beach and touched an octopus. life is good. they let you touch octopuses with it.
about 1 month ago
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tried to describe a friend I thought my pal Donut would vibe, and to communicate this I said "she's...donut-shaped"
about 1 month ago
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•pisscauldron•
about 1 month ago
there's a gom in my jabbar - dune geese trinidad
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next-door neighbor has spent the last two hours having loud sex and listening to Coldplay. unfortunately he's a trans man so I am happy for him
about 1 month ago
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surrogate corpse
about 1 month ago
from her vigil i learned that Juniper Blessing lived a full life. she should have gotten to live more of it
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can't believe she did it again jfc
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about 1 month ago
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tag yourself i'm snail in the soil
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about 1 month ago
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victoria scott
about 1 month ago
Gwen did a fantastic job reporting on what has genuinely become an internal refugee crisis among trans people. I know I complain about Sound Transit and bike infrastructure or whatever a lot but like, making my move to Seattle when I did saved my life.
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in the news again!
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about 1 month ago
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about 1 month ago
We saw you across the bar through our "ocellus", the ocular anatomy of marine invertebrates like ribbonworms or tubeworms incapable of complex image detection, and we think you'd make a great moving shadow above us like a large formless shape or a shift in water density due to changing temperature.
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women are so powerful wow
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about 2 months ago
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pussy consult is booked!!!!! happy sex change spring!!!!
about 2 months ago
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e-girl is short for eel-girl. that's why they love streaming
about 2 months ago
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Sridhar Ramesh
about 2 months ago
The assassination attempt is fake. All physical existence is an illusion. Māyā, as the Hindus call it.
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whalegirl looking for a findom
2 months ago
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surrogate corpse
2 months ago
i owe a cock to asclepius
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terfs throwing a convention and calling it Ciscon
2 months ago
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watching eraserhead and developing maternal instincts for the eraserhead baby
2 months ago
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