my girlfriend and my girlfriend!!! they are wives!!!!!!!!!

- new face - fell in love - married my girlfriends - new job that helps trans people - acted in two movies - met the part of me that runs away and fed her pancakes - booked a pussy consult - saw cool new bugs - met wonderful new people

I was gonna type a well thought out response to the "cis women taking T to fuck better" article but instead I'm saying this: common misconception that T make you fuck better because T is the fucking better hormone. T makes you more autistic, and autism makes you fuck better. hope this helps 🥰

honking my own beak

gave my sister a dress for christmas and she literally did "skirt goes spinny". being around cis women is a powerful brainworm antidote

seattle season of RuPaul's Drag Race where they're competing to go down in it/itstory

[william ernest henley perfectly searing a fish fillet] I am the master of my plate, I am the captain of my sole

I did a wedding on sunday, and i just invited a friend over for a bowl of stew but she's busy performing one today... cuffing season on extreme when ur a transgender ordained minister

If you struggle with "small talk", just remember that "small" is in the name! Find something small near you, perhaps an ant, and narrate its actions, discuss its plans and motivations. Social success will follow.

[advising a novice fisherman] remember - your net work is your net worth

The Reverend Girlfriend

traditional seattle song: "i am my own metamour"

confession: i'm actually AFAB. doc took one look at my limp baby wrists and said "yup this one's a faggot"

messy bun being threatened by a woman with a gun gettin' it done

been thinking about this for the last few days. this is literally me. if you even care.

me, Feb. 12th 2023:

ladies: get yourself a woman who's [_______]

NBs online: I'm actually literally transmasculine and transfeminine in both ways so when you say this conversation isn't about me or for me it's actually really hurtful and you're excluding me and it's really violent and transmed of NBs IRL: whoever crumbles first has to shotgun this spliff with me

I just came up with these common phrases from a world where the taiga is an extrajudicial zone where all disputes are customarily settled with violence: "See you on the taiga!" "Let's take this to the taiga!"

bro idk about that

(cold opening a they/she from an approach at 8'oclock) oh my god did you see the ethel cain stuff? they need to take accountability like, yesterday (they turns around & you realize shes a she/they) like, how dare she walk back her support for the siscon community after all theyve done for her

this is the experience of owning a seven-year-old ThinkPad

would you still love me if I was a parasitic brain worm encysting in the exact spot necessary to manipulate you into loving me?

group of the guys on the train drunkenly yelling about the Sound Transit station numbering system and ways to improve it. dudes truly rock

seattle ecologist: hey folx please share, i'm starting a SuperFundMe to help with a toxic molecule situation

lying between two beautiful women can cure all minor illnesses. most major ones too

A friend of mine just got FFS! She could really use some financial and meal assistance in the coming weeks as she recovers: mealtrain.com/926n1l

[introducing my plural trans guy pals] Swag is four boys, Class is four men

need it to be summer again so bad omfg

I learned Spanish from Nuzzi in middle school. At the time she was a big blue furry monster. Sad to see her fall so low.

The Cost of Beauty.. [1/2]

took my catgirl to the nail salon and they blanket burritoed her before the mani/pedi

I did this whole bit (and then continued the bit by listing all the things that trans men have taught me how to do) but the truth underneath it is actually quite touching. this is just what community looks like. I've also helped my brothers and sisters because what do we have if not each other.

giving a treegirl bottom surgery call that putting a tap in her

1850s prospector excited to attend a "no lodes refused" party

Baby, Why don't you come over?

torso full of bruises, heart full of love

at a brewery. overheard a table of guys behind me "the whole "I'm a woman" thing, it didn't bother me but it really mattered to some people" was worried they were being transphobic. but it was something much darker. relitigating the 2016 election.

discovered there's a drink halfway between beer and mead. it's called a braggot.

trans woman in tech with an incest kink call that a sisadmin

nothing in life is better than showing a beautiful transgender woman a gay bar

the Quakers were the first group to send "Friend Requests"!!!

if she's your girl, why is she following my pheromone trail across the forest floor

scientologist Deleuze conceptualized the "Body without Orgones"

capitalist tenderqueer opens a smol beansness

the purpose of a sister is what she does

walking on the beach alone and i look to my side and see like a hundred footprints (it's centipede jesus)