observed after 2000 and it's blue, checks out

“It’s tummy Tuesday” I shout as the strings of faith that bind me to my lord lift me and all other tummy girls up to heaven

Why does "replication crisis" sound like a made up scientist code-term in the Jurassic Park franchise, describing like a giant dinosaur hybrid breaking containment (again)

is it transmisogynist to drag trans women

i couldn't finish it i'll be honest

lil b in space: sbased

rapture thighs around my face, girl. i'm ready to meet god

my moms on the executive board of her local quilter's guild. of course i have autism

RFK Jr: The Amish don't have autism The Amish:

I don’t typically believe in stereotypes but my black cat does start purring every time I stand over a bubbling cauldron

mapo tofu pussy

true story

first is the worst and, second is the best

2020 was 20 years ago today

let me she/them titties? 🙅‍♀️ how about u sheath/em titties them thangs sharp

right. cause of zhuangzi

"all stick no carrot presidency" yeah do you KNOW how many carrots it takes to keep your skin that color? 🤣🤣😹

here i am and am no I

zingamama zingamama zingamama zingamama zingamama

A disabled double amputee named Rodney Taylor has been held in ICE custody since January. He’s been denied his new prosthetic legs and is now in solitary confinement. His “crime”? A burglary when he was a teen for which he received a full pardon. 🧵

they should rename pop punk to pizza party music

does anyone else feel like they're freaking the fuck out but also chilling at almost all times

like my nose gets really stuffy over night and it clears up when i get up

sometimes i wonder if im allergic to bed

say something once, why say it again?

thank heaven it's evil monday

the platonic 🥰

daphne is a plantgirl name

after just accidentally saving a post instead of liking it, that must be one source of saved posts. doesn't make it any less unsettling for the saved

🅱️opping her 🅱️ymen

i can tell when likes come from popular with friends versus discover

popping her bymen

i love going to bed

let’s start calling sweatpants, pajama pants, and any other non-constricting soft pants “boneless pants”

telling the doggirl to heel after her surgery

dialectics hates buts

Donnie's Dark O

hey man. i can see from your replies you probably don't have object permanence. and that's fine. but some of them are so bad that i have to ask: do you even have subject permanence

are you twee? i have twee tendencies

do u know who phil elverum is

did trump not hear about modernity

if bidet is so good how come they never came out with bidB

this is zippy the elephant and he wears a luigi tank top

pretty soon you’ll be legally required to ingest the black goo from prometheus to enter any denny’s in america

the trans girl shift to doggirls from catgirls owes to this new generations appreciation for jazz and the gendered term cat from this tradition

how would u make a de-Hume-idifier

the old world never existed. the new world will never exist. it's always been the time of monsters

Ethnic pogroms and daylight terror, torture and death in camps, save your lectures on the strength of this regime until we find the +50,000 humans, thus far, who have been disappeared under the colors of our flag. Reparations and justice will be the proof of their weakness, nothing less.

The Shroomin Show

reposting bc it's been a lil bit since i've seen anything on this, i'm 31% of my way to my goal. any help people can give would be deeply appreciated, even just a few bucks helps- shares too. thanks to everyone who has helped out so far!