MS RACHEL IS THE MOST VIRTUOUS WOMAN IN THE LAND

A year ago on Christmas Eve I was watching Tokyo Godfathers alone in a new apartment, surrounded by boxes that had been only a fraction unpacked, facing my first Christmas alone in my first solo apartment at age 42 after a year that was spent mostly in a fugue state of trauma.

most cutting thing you can say is "who's this clown?" because it implies they're a) a clown & b) not even one of the better-known clowns

Brb weeping and moving back to Ireland immediately

And the self indulgent follow up (I like doing those too 🤫) #oc #nsfwart

hey do me a favour it’s basically christmas so go tell your friends you love em

I still can't believe part of the Epstein Files leaked because they thought people would never figure out adding a space after searching for word 'Trump'

hrt won’t turn you into an anime waifu, but it will make you look like your mother. and i’d really like to fuck your mother. so take the fucking hormones.

Cunk spittin Christmas cheer

Trans lifehack: Trans and your family sucks? Bring a second trans person with you to family gatherings, and they will be unable to be transphobic without also being rude to company, resulting in a perpetual bigot stunlock

BE NICE TO PENIS WOMAN

hi, cis folks! this week, with some democrat votes, 2 anti-trans bills passed the house. one bans medicaid funds for trans youth care, the other proposes jail time for providers. they haven't passed the senate, but dems may need convincing to vote no on both. tap into the 🧵for a quick action.

For contrast, a close friend once paid Laura Jane Grace to wish me a happy 2nd year transition anniversary, and consequently Laura gave me a heartfelt message of celebration and solidarity, before whipping out her guitar and doing an acoustic solo version of "True Trans Soul Rebel"

Thoop

Another Watch Dog update just in time for christmas 🐺 Potentially catastrophic fumble happening live on air????

if there was justice in this world you should be tried in a court and your assets seized

Why did you transition, wrong answers only I wanted an easy-breezy life with no complications and it was just too hard being a cis man

Why did you transition, wrong answers only Someone said they were "Taking my man card" and I thought that was a real thing with dire implications

AAA video game character going to the toilet: "I'll take these stairs." "Ah, there it is, the bathroom." "Better open the door." "The door's open, nice." "Gonna pull my trousers down now." "Sitting down." "Okay, here we go." "I needed that." "Okay, time to fl

My Sister's Keeper is the 6th and final story in our first volume and it's something we've been building to for years. Get ready!!!

Watching the Avengers:Doomsday trailer like

We at ProPublica obtained internal government data in May that showed the Trump administration knew the vast majority of Venezuelans sent to El Salvador had not been convicted of violent crimes. Our reporting is featured in Frontline. Read our full coverage: www.propublica.org/series/depor...

yeah I mean it’s genuinely sad that the “reasonable old school” Republican (who Dems eagerly and unanimously voted to confirm) is out here doing pressers blatantly geeked out coke and it’s not subtle

fascists barely win one election and the mouse is like “we made captain america white again 🙂”

It was just supposed to be trans people they were targeting though, right?

Neoconservative neovagina

I love that nobody that brings this shit up as a news story will ever bring up the Why She Was Fired. She was fired for being trans in Oklahoma so that a white woman that wears a foundation two shades darker than her skin can have a job as a hatefluencer. Malpractice from the chicken shit media

I highly recommend watching this segment, not just because the CBS News execs and the White House didn’t want you to, but because these men were tortured and they deserved to have their voices heard.

Can confirm: Pulled 60 Minutes “Inside CECOT” segment on the El Salvador mega prison housing hundreds of Venezuelan deportees sent by the U.S. is on Global TV’s free app

"But all he can let in is adrenaline Imagining ten trans feminists dismembering him And then trembling that his son'll become they/them And hate him not for what he's always been, but for what he won't become A man strong enough to unconditionally love someone" When The Cops Cry - Doseone

back to gooning again

It’s crazy that the dilution of what “celebrity” means has created this gradient between a hookup being “met online” and “fuck a fan” and “trafficking”

All of these links went to promotion of this story earlier today. All these links are dead now — that's how thoroughly they've scrubbed this.

i think one of the most important and hardest to learn lessons in being a tranny faggot is that you should figure out what the cost of whatever tranny faggot thing you wanna do is before you throw up your hands and decide it’s too expensive and not do it

Time to share the best blooper reel of all time. It’s Christmas themed, even! Context: Jim Henson wanted the drum to roll down the step and turn in a circle, landing at their feet. I cannot stress how funny the improv from Frank Oz and Jerry Nelson is as it fails over. And over. And over.

ken was telling me about tenga eggs and the whole time i thought they were talking about kinder eggs. wildly confusing conversation

minaj is on the verge of having her $20M home forcibly sold by the court to cover a $500K debt, in case you wonder what’s going on here

There Is Still Time

Burning these people alive is now the moderate position

Say it with me now- placeholder assets are supposed to be bright and obvious so you DON’T ship with them. Also it doesn’t matter if no ai-generated assets are in the final executable?? The rising sea levels aren’t gonna be like “oh well no one saw that so the climate change doesn’t count”

Things are Terrible, but this isn't. Be weird.

Andrew Tate is a pathetic creep that has somehow been given a platform to spread hateful misogyny. Spotify is giving him a platform to teach others how to exploit women. Putting profit before the safety of other people is unacceptable. Do better. chng.it/py44skypjD

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adios, one of the greatest games ever made, perhaps of all time, solely for a dialogue choice where you can describe shoveling manure, is on sale for 45% off, the lowest it will ever go!!! It's less than the cost of a meal at arby's! store.steampowered.com/app/1271400/...

well well well if it isn’t the blowjob brothers

This is a quote from JA Westenberg that I heard via a video essay, titled "Bitterness as a crutch" by Mickey Galvin. Sorry I had to screengrab since it's a bit long.

get out and vote for zohran today i'm begging you