hollywood is COOKED something like this used to cost $100,000,000 to make and i just did it for free with one prompt 😎

"If he dies, he dies."

I have a doctor’s appointment tomorrow to hopefully get a formal diagnosis for both POTS & EDS, along with potentially MCAS. Does anyone who has gone through this have any advice or resource recommendations? I’m worried I won’t be taken seriously about my symptoms. Reposts appreciated, thanks.

EVERY PALANTIR BIGWIG: i am evil. this is an evil company with expressly evil goals. EVERY PALANTIR EMPLOYEE: [eating the 24 dollar erowhon strawberry] anyone else get a weird feeling in the pit of their stomach when they go in to the office

Lainey has done something incredible here. Truly one of my favorite comics of the last year and absolutely STUNNING in its beauty.

The Hearth (1/21) A sapphic horror comic about witchcraft and hunger in the dead of winter.

if i get ghosted by a domme who has all the same kinks i do im moving to an abandoned oil rig and living the rest of my life off mutated fish and seagulls

DIY HRT community knowledge once again formerly vindicated years later by cis doctors. shoutout to @katie.bzky.team’s practical guide to feminizing HRT: pghrt.diy

Seinfeld "The Strap" Part 1 of 2

Like yeah man if it's between Gavin Newsom and Trump I feel like most left-leaning people would still hold their nose and vote for him, but since that incentivizes him to be a massive piece of shit, 2 years out from the primary we have this effective tool in society: Lying

Gender Reassignment Blowjob Suck her shit clean off

mom they’re roasting the US economy on mastodon again

Silly Reze idea

There's that quote about how humans were domesticated by wheat and So in Zomboid I stumbled across a farm and decided to build up a base and do the farming mechanics I wanna move on and explore other towns but then my wheat would die Gotta stay and keep an eye on the wheat She got my ass.

Don't make me tap the sign

the Black Panthers were right

well I like that she says it outright because when I say it I'm told I'm making it up.

This, basically:

I might have overcooked the steak but the preparatory dry brine and compound butter really did come in clutch Also it was a bone-in ribeye so frankly the cut itself did a LOT of heavy lifting Also I made fancy roast carrots in a brown butter and sriracha sauce that was pretty good and fancy

THis is actually a really good illustration of why LLMs are just...kind of not that good at a lot of the things they're sold as being good at: The thing doesn't fucking understand or know what the question is, it's doing pattern recognition and that breaks down on a long enough timescale.

AI is an illusion machine. it makes code that looks like functioning code but isn't. it spits out walls of text that look good at a glance but when you actually read it, it lacks substance. it gives the appearance of authoritative speech but is just predictive text based on what it thinks you want.

I appreciate theses bits. ESPECIALLY ACTUAL SALARIED ANIMATORS.

this sequence in the U.S. women’s curling match was pure cinema

the only way to beat them is for them to actively lose social capital whenever they voice their opinions gotta stamp that shit out 😌

I LOVE COOKING FOR MY GIRLFRIEND!!!!!! I LOVE SINKING EFFORT AND TIME AND SMALL AMOUNTS OF MONEY INTO GIVING HER A MEANINGFUL AND ENJOYABLE GIFT THAT MAY ALSO MAKE ME SEEM IMPRESSIVE!!!

I don't really talk about this but the fact that I can currently eat because I'm making enough money because of my writing is a) a bit of a fluke and I feel fortunate it happened, because b) I become unhirable pretty much right after I transitioned, which makes my situation quite precarious.

Legitimately why I suck dick for a living

I'M ALWAYS SAYING THIS!!

are you with me?

Sliding my BBL surgeon and their nurse a 20 so they recreate this photo during my surgery

No darkness lasts forever. And even there, there are stars.

my bf is with his gf on valentines day so the only thing im putting out tonight is the same horrible vibes i normally do

Mewgenics boldly answers the question "What if Darkest Dungeon 1 had zero production quality, negative rizz, and felt like it was produced by 4chan"

Let's goooooooo Kiraraaaaa ✨☝️😗💖 #JujutsuKaisen #fanart #sfw #tgirl #Kirara #呪術廻戦 #きらら #lgbtq #art #queerart #gayart

UPDATE: we regret to inform you crystal Shrek is a milkshake duck

interrupted work break

It’s nice that swarovski crystals decided to make Funko Pops for people who are probably in the files

Cartoon: If anyone in Chicago knows this school or an anti ICE organization affiliated with them I would be happy to donate this art. I only wish I could have fully Sal Buscema-ed that punch :)

regain your lost time….

yeah it's my favourite niche ocarina of time fact

i don't need allies- i need rent control and a vaginoplasty

Suburban wine moms will really be like "you believe in voting? that pales in effectiveness to my strategy, firebombing a concentration camp" and then very effectively firebomb a concentration camp

Another year of being a huge slut in my free time and getting paid to rail random dudes in my work time and still getting a FULL NEGATIVE STI PANEL, this is your reminder that safer sex works and if you won't date a sex worker because you're worried about STI's then you're actually just an idiot 💖

SO EXCITED TO FINALLY SAY THIS YES we've been cooking!! new eda, king & luz's story coming soon!! 🦉🫶✨ ✨ Thank you for the amazing opportunity and story @danaterrace.bsky.social & @mikkicrisostomo.bsky.social !! ❤️

OH MY GAWWWWD AAAAAAA AAAAAAHHHHHH!!! AAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SURPRISE I am THRILLED to be writing SEVEN WIVES, the launch title of IDW's new Crime line of books. Doing this pitch-black fringe Mormon cult murder mystery with @wyrmsfornerves.bsky.social has been an incredible experience and I can't wait for y'all to read it. www.forbes.com/sites/robsal...