man. there's never gonna be anything more huh.

"oh this is such a good joke i just thought up, let's see if anyone already made it"

I was coming home and there was an incredibly handsome and friendly cat on the sidewalk in the city and I was trying to figure out if he wanted to be let in somewhere and a homeless man busking outside a bodega told me he belonged there and had a name and I petted the cat and gave the guy a fiver :)

Everyone's jimmies are rustled. My caucus is nettled. Our feathers are being ruffled. We are a bit peeved.

I will be boymoding even harder. I will be wearing my lucky travel shirt for a week beforehand,

any bets on when hegseth is gonna be caught drunkly browsing a tranny porn tube during a briefing

youtu.be/r-Nw7HbaeWY gonna keep up on all that

I can’t believe the winner of the FIFA peace prize would do this.

heroin. not super funny but there you go.

do you think mc frontalot still performs "I love fags"

insane picture of pre-transition sue cosplaying as masami eiri (the "bad guy" from serial experiments lain) at anime central in 2011, I feel like this ought to give me untold amounts of street cred within terminally online trans woman spaces

hey here's a post virtue signaling about how this post isn't on twitter. reskeet it to kick "ELONG BRUSQUE" in the balls or whatever.

I am not and have never been a theatre kid, but I am a pretentious asshole, and I hung out with theatre kids in highschool out of convenience, so I had to assert my superiority by extoling writers like Beckett while my classmates were doing a production of, like, Seussical.

I looked out of curiosity and tickets for the final couple nights are like three hundred dollars. very happy to have gotten my cheap ass nosebleed seat.

18 likes. done posting selfies for you people.

happy fucking new year we're going hard in my house

the NYE looks. my roommate was like "won't you be cold??" I was. I was cold. a little. you can't be this coquettish at my age without some kind of sacrifice.

it's probably bad that the national pastime is gambling and that no one can afford rent, but at least the country's entire economy is propped up by speculative investments in a product nobody wants

i keep telling people if you die in mario kart you die in real life and they get really mad because they can't prove me wrong

I. FUCKING. HATE. BLUE. SKY. The younger dolls at bsky make me do ketamine and shout go straight girl go

found him on grindr once

I generally don't comment on this stuff anymore because what's the point but it came up in conversation with a friend today

*with incredible moral superiority* I never used tumblr and do not have one 😄

BREAKING NEWS: CHARLIE KIRK HAS BEEN SEEN ENTERING SOVNGARDE

gonna be a huge boon to landlords being petty over late fee

there should be a non-alcoholic beer that still gets you drunk. and it's healthy for you. and it's free. and everything will be okay. tell me everything will be okay. tell me they'll make a non-alcoholic beer that still gets you drunk

in retrospect, I may have been too hard on lucky star and k-on as shows in their own right, but as to the trends that they portended, I was right on the money. it's confusing that at least half of the anime girls that show up on my feed are from a gacha about horse racing.

in fairness, alex jones has been doing literally this for years. and you could make an argument that the music is meant to represent the march of his perceived enemies, when he subsequently talks about DEVEATING said enemies, he does an emperor palpatine impression.

didn't know the guy but "its not clear what kind of move I was trying to do" is a load bearing post, rip

I am not and have never been a theatre kid, but I am a pretentious asshole, and I hung out with theatre kids in highschool out of convenience, so I had to assert my superiority by extoling writers like Beckett while my classmates were doing a production of, like, Seussical.

did yall see the set design for this production. "a bench, a tree, a road" is replaced by this maximalist yet even more ambiguous forced perspective cornucopia hellscape. still thinking about it, super striking, had some really dynamic lighting and the sloped sides made for some good physical goofs.

little disorienting sometimes the posts by volume on here that are either cartoon pornography or survival/medical crowd funds

finally, a horse I can project onto(??)

(Sarazanmai title card) -I want to connect, but it's cringe -

damn. some of you REALLY like hentai.

trying to explain fruit flavored frozen soft drinks to an american: okay so imagine a gun

this most important thing about this game is the back of the case, which boasts "LIFE AND DEATH COMBAT WITH A ZAKU THAT APPEARS RIGHT BEFORE YOIR EYES!" and lists "Gunpowder you can smell from the cockpot!" as a product feature, which sadly the dreamcast couldn't quite pull off.

me: yeah so denki groove really fused the most poppy inclinations of ymo with the detroit techno sensibilities ymo helped inspire, and hondalady ran all that through 00s electro counterculture. take timecode for example, distressingly younger tgirl from grindr: sorry, did you say you DO have k or

tramp stamp that says " SEELE 0 1 POUND ONLY"

sad but chew

"ruri rocks?" wow. you're telling me this for the first time.

did a big girl thing for my xmas present

If I have been out of contact with, or failed to touch base, or let you down somehow in the last couple days. I am sincerely sorry. The holiday blues have been hitting extra tough and I have basically been dead to the world. I'm trying to pull myself together.

mfw you leave hikari out of "best girl" discourse

the slow drip of lore is so good it makes me physically ill. what do you mean this is the last fifteen seconds of the recap episode.

I want to throw up. after asserting misato's maturity, we get this. this weaponization of her authority against the children. they're all in the same boat but she's calling the shots. insane writing.

oh my god

neon genesis evangelion really is the best tv show of all time and, as a fan of many other tv shows, I'm not certain it's close

magma diver is easily eva's dumbest episode, and yet here's a detail I never noticed: asuka wants to flex her maturity and sophistication to kaji, but the isolation and distance put between them by the table they have their date at reveals the reality of their relationship