child vs age regressor is the matchup of a century

had to remind the one client i told i was trans that i am not in fact a bisexual man, i am a trans woman (lesbian but that wasn't stated)

[nervously glancing outside as the roving bands of intrepid teenagers keen on saving the world come ever closer to the castle] hey boss - i understand feeling stifled by your vessel of flesh and that you feel godhood is the only way to correct this world's ills but have you considered estrogen

"Love Handles" is such a good name for them. You're so right. I'm grabbing on

upgraded pisser

猛犬 うみたき

Storage

oh to be doted upon by an older woman,

幼馴染♂に日頃思ってる事を伝える日 #oc

i'm back at work, i feel like shit, and yet i'm blushing about something already so it's not all bad

that last rt did something for me ☺️☺️

isn’t she lovely

this is so funny

Are there any oomfs in the lower east coast (Carolinas, Georgia) area who'd be willing to take a small dog? Not for sure but there's a chance I will have to move without her due to flight restrictions and other problems and I don't have anyone here who I'd feel comfortable leaving her with.

if/when i ever properly put together a fursona, i will eventually be getting art of her attending an orioles game in a colton cowser jersey in the section beneath the chick-fil-a ad at camden yards (partially inspired by this post i forgot to paste it lol bsky.app/profile/gunb...)

bar none the absolute worst pattern-recognition-phrase-completion inserted into my head is the fucking elden ring "tell you what: I'll kill you and defile your corpse" which I have thus far successfully intercepted myself from saying every time I've seen the QTE prompt but it's incredibly precarious

we don't even know reality from fantasy...

saw this pic and i swear this is still the best wow image ever made

this is the brainworm this week and trust me i'm not happy about it

i've ben watching jen play ff7 remake and rebirth, and i must say: wow there sure are a lot of timing minigames

when will it be my turn

alright i'll start watching it

its so funny that microsoft themselves published a game dubbed a halo killer

slaybermetrics

i am now being informed that particularly dedicated slay the spire 2 players have been using WAR to determine what're the best cards to draft. this feels like a @battingaround.bsky.social bit to me.

Float. 🛟

every drawing of falin is so gender for me

Girlfriends matching bikinis for pride!!! 🩷🤍🧡 #farcille #dunmeshi #dungeonmeshi #wlw #yuri

This is a picture from our "Staying With Power" museum exhibit from 2018, about the longevity of the NES! We are the only organization that gives Zdog, history's greatest console, the respect and reverence it deserves.

bird watching w/ vibri

服の練習に描いた姉妹

We are currently supporting seven young trans people previously supported by Brighton WellBN and are working with our partners to identify more who are most in need. We presently expect to be able to support at least 15 young trans people.

havent watched tadc yet or played gear so i am very much a tourist here, but in both cases re: jax & bridget ive loved the explosion of very sweet art of these girls being happy and called pretty. the jax stuff is hitting much harder for me now that i know what it feels like to be called pretty, tho

FNAF is ontologically evil because it's so hyper-tuned for neurodivergent children to fixate on instead of healthy things like tertiary dragon ball characters, video quality, sora and riku kissing, color balancing and sonic the hedgehog

Shut the fuck up. You want to be nasty own it. You selling titty milk like it on the menu at Baskin Robins. Stop being a dumb bitch. The only health benefit is attracting simps. Now put that shit in a wifu cup with tits they gotta suck on and you got yourself a product. You're welcome. FUCK.

chud wars ?

tfw you make a typo and have to fix the post

alright, orioles win. good night, i love you.

I was debating internally which was better from Kyle Bradish, this or Seattle. Who cares? That's where I settled. Take them together and it's two straight dawg-inducing starts

a crucial part of having roommates is learning that one of them is uncultured (doesn't watch technology connections) and fixing her (making her watch technology connections)

hey, can orioles relievers please stop giving up homeruns in the first ab of the 9th

orioles really playing to the angels level so far

lol

i fucking love these uniforms the angels have today

really impressive homerun from ward

i prefer this version

learning a lot