it's your 18th birthday. beads of sweat roll down your face as you wait for the clock to hit 9:56, the exact time of your birth. 9:55:57. 9:55:58. 9:55:59. 9:56. you open up your social media profile. you put NO MINORS 🔞 in your account description. you are an adult now.

Something about not waking sleeping dogs idk ¯\_( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)_/¯

Ballerina Uni

"once upon a time, there was a princess"

Its super boring to see a kink and go "WHOOOO is INTO THIS????" cuz I think all kinks can be super easily understood even if they turn you off

bad news; you've been raptured (sent to the failed underwater colony of objectivists)

Everything is computer Everybody transgender Too much liquid into that baby

I will never use Lantinx. I won't let Xehanort track Latin Americans.

time for me to clean up a fumbled customer relationship by my superiors once the client is threatening to cancel again :-)

Gallica 🧚‍♀️

put your shoes back on!

'shes so warm' 'she looks so huggable' 'omg i love how *soft* she is' thats nice i think its SEXY that shes FAT

"An axe makes a woman look beautiful" is incredibly powerful. I would expect nothing less from the beautiful mind that gave us "yuri made me human."

gurren lagaan's fatal flaw as an ostensible big robot series is that you need the impossibly cool hype man to be in every episode and they killed kamina early and nobody else had anywhere near his aura in the cast

nothing says "owning some lame chuds" more than letting said chuds monopolize your posting space by quote dunking their obvious bait over and over

good night friends, I love you, we'll make it through this one day at a time sleep well when you get there

Re-Umanator #umamusume #ウマ娘

Study: Pretending Everything's Okay Works https://theonion.com/study-pretending-everythings-okay-works-1819573735/

dreamer🐑🌙

and they were girlfriends🐺💜🐑

i should look up the success rate of "lining up hoping to draw the opponent offsides" plays because they really feel like "icing the kicker" levels of wishful thinking most of the time

when everything is fortnite, nothing is fortnite

a...choice has been made here

wow it only took southwest airlines until 2025 to get rid of cattle call seating

once again, if tylenol caused autism, america would have a better rail system

I'm not explaining this one either.

GIRLS AT THE CLUB

[HWBM] girls at the club

Too late, Batman. Once this Tylenol floods the city's water supply, my wiki won't run out of editors ever again

#umamusume #thesopranos

[woman who played early access for 100 hours and did 2 of the 3 optional difficulty challenges voice] wow they really aren't prepared for someone to get past oceanus run 3 or 4 huh

i'm starting to play a new file of hades 2 because i want to give it a fair assessment as a complete game and this has already been a good idea even before 1.0 is truly out (i don't anticipate the beginning will change in a meaningful way in the next 2 days)

Hornet and Lace are 100% sonic and shadow but please understand that Hornet is the shadow in their relationship

咲夜さん

at 7 torn memory, kill one of your allies

I'm back, baby!!! With what I do best, to get back to the pace of things - #Magik / #Angela / #MarvelRivals / #BRart

Bro you can’t give up. You were born in a world that has onions AND garlic. You gotta hang in there it's worth it

i was pretty lukewarm on the gunslinger girl anime even though i liked the concept well enough but it did introduce me to the delgados and hate is a pretty good album www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hg0k...

cheering jimmy kimmel being off the air not because of weird reasons but i think that all of these night show hosts need to retire

train 🤝 the killers had one exceptional album and never made anything as good again

Fluff that fox!!!!!!!! commed by @bacon-lord-art.bsky.social :D

totally rad, image sequence, nes (1991) www.mobygames.com/game/22106/t...

you're the main reason to keep on going

It's time for your daily Bakushin run #umamusume

he asked for the Girlfriend Experience so I had a panic attack and made him drive me to the ER and wait with me for 6 hours for them to tell me I'm fine

Daiwa Scarlet wip

both "do nothing to your body & embrace traditional naturalism" & "view the body as a data collection that must be optimized in service of technology and capital" tend to reactionary views. transsexualizing the body being considered a threat by both tells you something interesting tho