for yall newbies around here this is probably the best sub 1k yt vids you've never seen

An account with this avatar was just blocked

I'm bringing smexy back ᵧₑₐₕ

Benny and the Jets is my favorite beatdown song

listening to that good shit

lil guy was onto something

loool ugly bad AI website that pretty much only has misinfo about stuff like happy hour prices. the beckett bucket (32oz mixed drink, its good!) runs $13, $8 on happy hour. This website shows the bucket is $5 for happy hour!! Uptown United losers at it yet again! (allegedly)

me when age regressing means getting high and playing call of duty while listening to screamo VS me when age regressing means my autism is so bad i regularly fumble baddies cause i freeze up the moment someone shows interest in me

Megatokyo webcomic 392 panel 5 megatokyo.com/strip/392 #webcomics #manga

who wanna stab me while im wearing this

everything enshits upon itself these days

I've seen enough! In City Hall, I'm working on transit improvements and decarbonization buildings right now. We know that gas in buildings and oil from cars and trucks are the two biggest sources of carbon pollution. Transit and electrification of buildings are our way out.

another northern forest on fire another time where I hope the beautiful woman I used to know from Toronto is safe

this morning. for reference, 300+ (marked as purple) is hazardous to all

twice this year ive gotten obsessed with checking maps for things affecting me and my neighbors that the city doesn't give a shit to alert and help with

run it up gamers we got us. this one's goal is a bit smaller than the last couple I shared so tiny contributions will help even more to get it up there ^^

screaming whenever someone says they goon and they don't even know what a fucking goonscape is. that's like saying you paint intricate portraits and to prove it you show me fuckin stickman bob

I don’t think I’ve ever seen an image as beautiful as this

screaming whenever someone says they goon and they don't even know what a fucking goonscape is. that's like saying you paint intricate portraits and to prove it you show me fuckin stickman bob

it's 1 and I read the tdac fan fic webcomic and I'm just sad. can't even do the Ocky classic of smoking till I pass out cause the airs so bad rn.

The sensors nearby are averaging 500-600 AQI I could fucking taste the air going to the corner store earlier this sucks I just wanna fuckin cry

what if I rebranded as a trans guy?

run it up gamers we got us. this one's goal is a bit smaller than the last couple I shared so tiny contributions will help even more to get it up there ^^

THE TV STATIONS ARE GONNA BE BUYING UP THE FLESHLIGHT COMPANIES WE'RE FUCKING DONE FOR

Nobody: Freddy got fingered themed RATM cover band: some of those with sausages are the same that jerk horses

Nobody: Freddy got fingered themed RATM cover band: some of those with sausages are the same that jerk horses

what if I rebranded as a trans guy?

ok so hear me out brown m&m with two inserts and we eiffel tower her

My statement responding to the repeated racist and Islamophobic attacks by All of Minneapolis (AOM)

getting angry again that the uptown farmers market is a bougie shithole where the only produce vendor has multiple lawsuits against them. but at least i can buy a $300 knife there from someone who bought it for $150! why cant i just be able to fucking walk a mile to a farmers market.

“Wings Of The Heart” Neopian Times Issue #111 (2003)

any cutie wanna get high and lick switch game cards together

what'd she mean by this

y'know I really wish I was the type of person that could say "nub girl Meg" doesn't make me feel anything

average star tribune article: "This Brave Man Does Nothing But Piss Himself Every Tuesday and Thursday"

feeling like this hard af lately

mutal aid ask: my friend Liz, who i've known for over 20 years, is in need of some assistance to help stabilize their daily life while navigating a PTSD flare. sharing and donating are both very helpful 🖤 Venmo Elizabeth-Melchizedek Cashapp ElizabethMelchizedek Paypal itchystitchesdesigns

$9300!!! Getting closer!!

what is it with dudes that just parrot what my bio says. yes i am talking about "anime boobies" in my grindr bio but if you say "we should jerk to anime boobies together?" you've already lost. you do not have your own words for your love, you're just presenting a mimic of my own desires.

average star tribune article: "This Brave Man Does Nothing But Piss Himself Every Tuesday and Thursday"

End of Evangelion (1997)

call me carmine how I'm just a shell

call me carmine how I'm just a shell

new gimmick account that just posts the back of a random users head every hour and tags that user

The moon is so red tonight... I will end your life for real.

y'know I really wish I was the type of person that could say "nub girl Meg" doesn't make me feel anything

Supple anime breasts! Supple anime breasts! My kingdom for supple anime breasts!

ik what I would've done with him