jnco jonk
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Please, step into my office.
about 1 year ago
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Certain weather outside is frightful
about 13 hours ago
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journeyman folklorist
about 20 hours ago
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Hell yeah boibo
1 day ago
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If you need me I’ll be busy for the next ever
add a skeleton here at some point
4 days ago
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David Spade implies the existence of David Neutered
4 days ago
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Doctor: do you smoke? Me (thinking he means cooking pop tarts in my smoker and then eating them): two boxes a day
5 days ago
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Thinking about getting scared but it will have to wait for next year…
5 days ago
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Stuff off the floor taste better
5 days ago
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Trade or Joes
6 days ago
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Dr. Gay Idiot, PhD
7 days ago
Jesus loved to create value for shareholders
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potion of
8 days ago
i went to the desolate lands and there was no one left to know you
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8 days ago
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Halloween’s over. Just kidding you can still be scared. Halloween fools
9 days ago
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Trickle down treatonomics
9 days ago
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Big monster stepped on me to death. Just kidding Halloween fools
9 days ago
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Turned into a big monster. Just kidding. Halloween fools
9 days ago
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Just died from passing away. Just kidding. Halloween fools
9 days ago
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Boo!
9 days ago
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Boo!
9 days ago
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Viewer beware… you’re in for a scare… 👹
9 days ago
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This is the only day you can post this
9 days ago
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Remember the reason for the season
about 1 month ago
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Trick or Treating was invented when Trichard O’Treaty held up his entire village at gunpoint
11 days ago
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Pour a sugar on me!
13 days ago
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journeyman folklorist
14 days ago
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Milking an oat
14 days ago
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Gupp
15 days ago
it was not worth the ten years learnimj to read
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Seeing a lot of JO Lanterns in the neighborhood
16 days ago
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So I bake in the morning and I make some pies And I grab a deep dish use it for key lime
16 days ago
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Is this a bad time to admit I just finished installing a poop hatch on my fighter jet
17 days ago
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Call me Josh the way I “grow bands” (get money)
17 days ago
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mariners lost
19 days ago
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“Heavy breathing” has got the same meaning as a spoonerism. “Breathy heaving”
20 days ago
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Gauze bandages were invented by Dr. Terrence Gauze who famously tried to stop bleeding
20 days ago
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Neil Armstrong was my nephew.. up until the incident
20 days ago
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I just tripped and my swag reset to level 1 and I lost all my abilities
20 days ago
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Powering up my swag exponential style
20 days ago
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(getting eaten by a pack of feral dogs) can you google will a dog be ok if it eats me
21 days ago
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one or two
21 days ago
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(getting eaten by a pack of feral dogs) can you google will a dog be ok if it eats me
21 days ago
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Gupp just sent me a $10000 bill in the mail
#USPS
23 days ago
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little lamb
23 days ago
I got that dog in me, world is my hot car, god refuses to break a window, etc
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Vin “Mo” Diesel
23 days ago
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wargen
24 days ago
(throwing up blood) uh oh i did not eat that much blood
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Midwest sublime
25 days ago
“start your free trial now” what if i told u i am already experiencing trials.
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Spirit Halloween gotta be one of America’s favorite fear mongers
25 days ago
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15 birds in the hand is worth 30 in the bush
28 days ago
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Mega bonk
28 days ago
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Ground pounding through a tall tower of crates would fix me
28 days ago
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Ground pounding through a tall tower of crates would fix me
28 days ago
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