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Please, step into my office.
over 1 year ago
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They call it oat milk because it’s oated with the sauce
about 11 hours ago
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Quest Abandoner
1 day ago
Ants can share my picnic as long as they don't bring up ant politics while we're eating
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I love this little blue Pokémon. The Pope Leo
1 day ago
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Hyperlinks are a lot like regular links… but a little quirky! 👋🤪
4 days ago
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wargen
8 days ago
(peering into the cage of the monkey next to me) whatcha got there? Cloth Mother? nice...nice. me? eh, i got the Wire Mother. nah, it's not so bad. can't choose your family, you know?
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Touch that! That’s non-poison oak
10 days ago
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Frontiersman sheriff running a mini dachshund adoption event: get a long little doggy
10 days ago
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wargen
10 days ago
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nathan
11 days ago
saw yo mamma at the store
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You tellun me an ice creamed this sandwich?
11 days ago
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Look at this photograph
14 days ago
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Anyone ever talk about how bie/ber scans like a pronouns tag
14 days ago
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David Attenborough: there is no animal as special as the sea cucumber. This guy does some crazy shit
14 days ago
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Eating natures classic meal. The floffle euro
16 days ago
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Huge mishap putting on my jorts this morning and my thingy got run over by a steam roller. Don’t really want to talk about it
17 days ago
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Wake up Eat pee Shit pants Meet bee
20 days ago
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Just got sliced in half by a samurai. Doc is giving me fifteen years before the halves slide apart though
20 days ago
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My hungry ass thought this was turds!
add a skeleton here at some point
23 days ago
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competentposter
24 days ago
A noob born baby
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They call it baseball because it is based on a ball story
26 days ago
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Normal Dervy
26 days ago
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Pulling up to the function to breathe heavily as my idle animation
26 days ago
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Doordashing an empty cart so I can kiss the driver on their forehead
26 days ago
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Satchel Charge
27 days ago
Things tend to low key be a certain way at least in my experience
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I’m auctioning off my crud to buy a thousand liter tank for my burgeoning shrimp farm
27 days ago
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Tonite I’m gonna sleep one billion hours or four hours
27 days ago
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I wish I could be On Hold all the time
27 days ago
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viz
28 days ago
yeah im unc. unc omfortable
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The unc formerly known as rustable
28 days ago
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Bam Margera is short for Bamuel Margerald
28 days ago
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Happy Mother’s Day to you 🫵 you are my mother
28 days ago
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about 1 month ago
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Doodoo, doodoo, everywhere, Nor any fart to stink
about 1 month ago
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You can’t spell unclear without uncle
about 1 month ago
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Livin’ labubu loca
about 1 month ago
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If you have to ask questions then you can’t afford stuff!
about 1 month ago
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They’re called friars cause they’re friable
about 1 month ago
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wargen
about 2 months ago
(punching a meek guy in the stomach) inherit this!
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My dog just barked at you
about 2 months ago
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My pal Terry Ocky wants to tell you about his chicken
about 2 months ago
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My pal Tom O’dachi is being appreciated for his famous life recently
about 2 months ago
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I’m making groundhogs 1% bigger per week until my demands are met
about 2 months ago
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Pretty good video game
about 2 months ago
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Showing this picture to my barber
about 2 months ago
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Stealing vape valor
about 2 months ago
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Suckling at the vape cartridge like a hamster
about 2 months ago
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Gummibär is a modern example of a digital counterpart to the architectural grotesque, thought to ward off evil spirits from the early Internet and flip phones
about 2 months ago
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All of my arms and legs and etc. just fell off
about 2 months ago
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Every morning a farrier comes by and nails my new balances to my feet
about 2 months ago
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Normal Dervy
2 months ago
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