They call it oat milk because it’s oated with the sauce

Ants can share my picnic as long as they don't bring up ant politics while we're eating

I love this little blue Pokémon. The Pope Leo

Hyperlinks are a lot like regular links… but a little quirky! 👋🤪

(peering into the cage of the monkey next to me) whatcha got there? Cloth Mother? nice...nice. me? eh, i got the Wire Mother. nah, it's not so bad. can't choose your family, you know?

Touch that! That’s non-poison oak

Frontiersman sheriff running a mini dachshund adoption event: get a long little doggy

saw yo mamma at the store

You tellun me an ice creamed this sandwich?

Look at this photograph

Anyone ever talk about how bie/ber scans like a pronouns tag

David Attenborough: there is no animal as special as the sea cucumber. This guy does some crazy shit

Eating natures classic meal. The floffle euro

Huge mishap putting on my jorts this morning and my thingy got run over by a steam roller. Don’t really want to talk about it

Wake up Eat pee Shit pants Meet bee

Just got sliced in half by a samurai. Doc is giving me fifteen years before the halves slide apart though

My hungry ass thought this was turds!

A noob born baby

They call it baseball because it is based on a ball story

Pulling up to the function to breathe heavily as my idle animation

Doordashing an empty cart so I can kiss the driver on their forehead

Things tend to low key be a certain way at least in my experience

I’m auctioning off my crud to buy a thousand liter tank for my burgeoning shrimp farm

Tonite I’m gonna sleep one billion hours or four hours

I wish I could be On Hold all the time

yeah im unc. unc omfortable

The unc formerly known as rustable

Bam Margera is short for Bamuel Margerald

Happy Mother’s Day to you 🫵 you are my mother

Doodoo, doodoo, everywhere, Nor any fart to stink

You can’t spell unclear without uncle

Livin’ labubu loca

If you have to ask questions then you can’t afford stuff!

They’re called friars cause they’re friable

(punching a meek guy in the stomach) inherit this!

My dog just barked at you

My pal Terry Ocky wants to tell you about his chicken

My pal Tom O’dachi is being appreciated for his famous life recently

I’m making groundhogs 1% bigger per week until my demands are met

Pretty good video game

Showing this picture to my barber

Stealing vape valor

Suckling at the vape cartridge like a hamster

Gummibär is a modern example of a digital counterpart to the architectural grotesque, thought to ward off evil spirits from the early Internet and flip phones

All of my arms and legs and etc. just fell off

Every morning a farrier comes by and nails my new balances to my feet