Seahawks beat Patriots at the Super Bowl 6 to 7

Lovely commercial for Todd Gillemannen’s new Dorito flavor collab “regular”

Hooting Oaf Catches Tail

BREAKING: the Seahawks have won the superbowl

Goon™️ it with Goongle™️

Sea hawks tuah. Touch down on that thang

If elected president I promise to make it so that shirt collars cannot touch your neck

AHHHHHHH!

I just deleted all of Wargen’s posts

I’ve just realized

Running a dehumanifier to decrease the humanity in my apartment

Playing Magic is all about looking at cards and saying “Oh I should add that to one of my decks” and then not doing that

Markiplier movie

I'm mad with great responsibility. The great power is a harmless byproduct

MAGA hat with a sticker on the back that says “I bought this before he went crazy!”

every single moment must be lived

Devo voice: when you get a false notion, disabuse it

*disabuses yoy of misconceptions*

Life is mostly about getting kind of itchy

Doctor: I diagnose you with chungus life Me: fuck

Please RSVP via response please!

What’s up?

Failing to notice a wayward toddler at the bowling alley and vaporizing them randy Johnson style cause I was too locked in on the pins

Learning to count, eh? You’re up to five? Well, heh heh… let’s just say you’re in for a wild ride with the next two numbers!

Bowling alleys are so cool I wish more restaurants made you change your shoes

I have Raymond in boxes, does this still hold the same amount of power as it did back in 2020?

But one chortle from the epic gentlesir shall be all the recompense I desire..

The Spheroid Man is coming by to see if I want to trade for any pellets. Fuck off man I don’t have any pellets. I didn’t get any pellets

“Everyone has a plan until they get snuggly and cozy” - Mike Tyson

Bernese Anders

Does anybody know what idk means

I just lived of young age

Just learned about fillyjonk

It turned out to be a somethingburger

Haters will say jonk is not a live right now

Living the live-style lifestyle

Im living

I’m alove

Imagining a cow that is visible and smoke is pouring out of my ears

Just learned there was a bonus track I’ve never heard on blind guardian’s 2006 album a twist in the myth through you guessed it Wikipedia

Checks the thing I just checked to check if I checked it

👶: please pa pa, can you keep your eyes on the road 👴🤳 (googling “goose whiffling”): we have food at home

I wash my hair with shampoo and classical conditioner which is great until someone rings a bell and my hair starts drooling

I just ascended to heaven there’s WiFi up here

Just thought up “fruit pleather”. It’s like fruit leather but instead of fruit it’s made of polyurethane

Cow of bunga

Decided to age today

You gotta stank your own kind of stusic. Stink your own special stonk