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Long time unc first time chopped

Gizzy 5 years ago 🩷 she has her slippers on (we say that when she wraps her tail around her feets) #catsofbsky #catsonbsky #catmum

It’s getting dangerous to leave the house now without bringing a cup of cheer

He’s mad at us for taking such a long vacation

Meditating or asleep.

they don't want you to know this, but you are allowed to sit down and take a break

Me: I’m going to go somewhere that’s bad The grace of god: No Me: Ok

2026 is going to be a great year. Every year that ends in 6 is a great year. Except for 1066, that one was not a great year. And 1776, which was a year forsaken by god himself. But these were extreme exceptions to what I can confidently declare a rule.

Once in a while a T-shirt comes along and you think this is it, this is the T-shirt I will be buried in

took a peek at the groupings of posts on bluesky over the past 48 hours

been lumbering so long I forgot how to be lithe

The tipped over homie

All creatures have unique attributes. Mice are known mainly for stirring

erecting a henge on my apartment balcony

Sitting in my high chair playing a game of chicken with the choo choo train coming towards me

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This is my comfort

Christmas hits different during the holidays

they expect one of us in the wreckage, your honor

First boss complete...

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Want to feel old? The grape they did surgery on is now a raisin

I like when a chess game is over and the captured pieces can finally return to their homelands

I'm honour-bound to sit on my ass and watch shonen cartoon

going door to door telling everyone hell yea

let the grains begin

having some good clean fun on bluesky dot gov

hope all my bros cozy an warm an nothing eat them

i never forgot the classics

I’m trying the viral toast with butter

guys can we have a hot chocolate and movies day

we cannot be letting these little freaks from twitter incite "gender wars wednesday" over here. this is the lunch app

authority figures love me and my little attitude

(Crouching down, placing one hand on some train tracks) Someone must have worked all the live long day on whatever this is ..

*whispering and holding the cell phone close to my chest* It's your goat sir. He's washed

This Christmas spirit shit isn’t a game to me

I enjoy playing words with you guys

one cup of green tea: one more and that's it seven cups of green tea: (communicating entirely via meaningful silence)

Putting on my candy coated shell for the holidays

Gandalf the White whistling and summoning his Integra Type R

Escaping the Titanic in a lifeboat and immediately rowing it into the side of a proportionately smaller iceberg.

looking down from my airship

Taking you all out on my boat