Innkeeper telling me rumors: He kicked the bucket. Popped his clogs. Slipped his moorings in the night, you see Me, taking notes: Suspect is uncoordinated, shoeless, a seafarer,

Soon the four Hobbits were presented each with round bowls, and beside them were laid wooden spoons for which to dip in them.

A usual mix-up with the watch is probably what that prisoner is doing here.

That's all you need!

her lil face cracks me up

excuse me

Ants rule the grass kingdom

paw.

portcullis

Bro is playing 40 chess

do yo u guys ever think abt how it could all be so sweemple

they’re playing call me maybe at the grocery store rn if you want to come dance

🌻

you look sleek and aerodynamic, shall we?

Playing a show in NYC this weekend

swag is the commitment we make to one another

Little does he know that he is now my familiar and i can summon him in battle if i so choose

Hey. Wizards

peevish

I like using my personal computer.

Q: What is a poster’s favorite holiday? A: Meme-morial Day That is today by the way just letting you know

going in 🫡

doritos should be fortified with vitamins and minerals like breakfast cereals are

They found the fathers

We have adopted a new friend

anyone else enjoy things lately ?

Choosing breezy summer elegance is a lifelong journey

His new favorite thing is to wedge himself between me and the arm of the chair

I just learned a new smile

I like when assembly instructions try to get you excited by going like, “Now you’re finally ready to lower the finishing cuff over the seat tab.” Yes, babe. I was born ready.

Mamdani should introduce a line of Government Grocery Store sparkling waters that feature a large and rotating selection of commissioned can art from local artists, and have nyc rappers promote it in drill music videos.

From the dawn of time there have been mutterings of an ancient evil known only as 𝒯𝒽ℯ 𝒢𝓁ℴℴ𝓅ℯ𝓇

Clasping Master Chief's hands and telling him only the strongest will survive and handing him an M6 shoulder-fired Spartan Laser

We've done it

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Put your jacket on! Do you want to take cold damage?

Muffin Wanter

Ladies, quit your jobs. Nu metal will provide.

my chain too silly. my wrists too silly. i could go on

Have you considered balling out

Finally got into that space under the sofa where my cat likes to hide her toys and I found a stack of museum blueprints and a grappling hook