(Seeing your tentative grasp on reality) Use the included hand-holds, bromigo. (Punching in the cardboard hand-holds for you), Lift with your bee's knees..

Petiteness of Soul grassyvalley.thecomi...

Obstacles when they see people working together

I accept your surrender.

(my buddy's being taken over by a cursed amulet) Resist its call, you fat sack of shit.

real ones would catch any samdwich thrown at them in they mouth

The village bake off had a competition for "biggest cookie" and Johnny and I really baked a huge cookie. But they're not letting us into the tent with it. They say it's too big. People won't look at us. Johnny's mother wondered why we "had to make a scene". Johnny's sad and wants to bury the cookie.

Mi hovel es cu hovel, please take a briquette of peat

I am never too busy for good talk.

they’re calling Friday “Smooch Day” which makes Thursday, you guessed it, “Smoochers Eve”

[Folds menu] I’ll have the morsels three

A guideline once saved my life

Flying Squirrel Loves It Every Time

chomp

it is fun to be online with all my friends when there is joy on the world. it is fun for it to be like that! haha!

In This Age Of Tacky Famine I Find Myself Begrudgingly Respecting Conquest - Why this mortal will be toasting the memory of the white rider of the apocalypse with a cup of non-alcoholic wine this Friday.

My god… this sandwich… it’s made of pure lunch

I became a poster to change the system from the inside

Scientists have constructed 3D replicas of what the 5 Guys from 5 Guys Pizza probably looked like

need to take a day off to play kirby's epic yarn

Little Fellow would be a good name for a cat. Ok then cheers 👍

You can heat up cold pizza to make it warm pizza #lifehacks

There are more of us than there are of them.

it rules so hard that the cumtown boys picked the next mayor. i can only hope he has a favorite bit

I forgive America for winning the World Series. Congrats New York

I'm so glad Millennial Optimism isn't cheugy anymore

Congrats to NYC on being inspired by Boston to have a good mayor

Comrade Zohran Mamdani must immediately begin rounding up petite bourgeois, landlords, anarchists, and other counter-revolutionaries, and supply arms and material to the Liberation Forces dug into the forests of Vermont and Minnesota.

Oh, Susanna Don't you cancel me 'Cause I vote in New York City For a Zohran Mamdani

Command is expecting a full report. What did you learn during your time in the meadow?

a butter world is possible 🤗

I just voted for Mamdani in the American New York National Mayoral election. I hope my fellow Americans will do the same.

When bro's prized jade figurine is of inauspicious nature 🫵😂

i take stuff from the loov all the time

At last

everything will be okay in time

#canadiansforzohran 😎

Open Your Eyes... To Your Heart's Eyes

*Cheerfully ribbing my friend shrouded in darkness* Hey! Save a little light for the rest of us!

Alex Trebek: The answer is “If you could have some” Me hitting the buzzer: Would you let a big pizza pie hit your eye

I see trees of green, red roses too,

stepping on a skateboard by accident and going on the ride of my life

Pokemon Pinball - Ruby & Sapphire to the polls

I’m in touch with my heritage (getting 70% of my calories from bread)

UNTIL IT’S DONE, Ep. 5: Vito Marcantonio There are many who dismiss our vision for New York as impossible. To them, I say we need look only to our past for proof of how we can shape the future. Tomorrow is Election Day. And this is the final Until It's Done of our campaign.

Cool song but let's work on the hardstyle remix

legend say he who control the goop control the realm