This post may be the single greatest ad for a Switch 2 game so far. I have to buy it now

Just a guy with jumbled cords and a dream

Watching Basquiat (1996)

My dog found a chicken wing bone in the Strait of Hormuz

We beat the Woke Mind Virus with $100 oil barrels

SIENA BASKETBALL

Oil for Nothing - Dire Strait of Hormuz

Oh?

Gm

13,031 and 13,301 are both great numbers. Sure, 13,031 is a palindrome - but 13,301 looks cleaner.

Gf thinks my decision to spend $600 to buy a new system to play a game where “it looks like nothing is happening” is an incredible one, she just doesn’t know it yet. Now time to give Onix a better home 🏡

Started getting into building in Pokopia. Beginning my downtown area

Gf thought the side cheese was an “interesting choice”. Personally, i think it’s the right choice

Life is good

Just bought Switch 2

What stupid shit did I wake up to today I wonder

Technology is incredible!

I have decided to make the tough decision to go to work today

I am monitoring the situation

“Iran a week away from nuclear weapons” youtu.be/REWeBzGuzCc?...

“I Drop Lumpiest Heap” is an anagram of “Trump is a Pedophile”

Forgive me Michelle Branch and Santana, I was familiar with your game on The Game of Love, but It has still been under appreciated One of the most undeniable bops of all time

“Iran a week away from nuclear weapons” youtu.be/REWeBzGuzCc?...

NYC during their blizzard snow day tomorrow

My main conspiracy

A major city could get nuked and the stock market would rally on the fact that two cities didn’t get nuked

Foaming at the mouth for the 8:30am Initial jobless claims and December US trade deficit reports

Declaring War On Iran (Slowed + Reverb)

Being in bed at 8:30pm is so amazing

Probably my favorite photo I have taken on my phone so far this year

Ouuggh, been garbled again

Computing new numbers

Happy year of the uh

Shoelace got caught between two floorboards

Good morning. Today will turn the tides

Crazy how many people still use the app ran by the biggest loser in the world who helped elect the pedophile rapist again and was always such a loser in the world of evilness that he couldn’t even get the invite to the pedophile island

(11/8 midwest emo guitar starts playing)

Big hater of the latter seasons of GoT but I think they are doing a terrific job with A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms

Qué difícil es saber la verdad de todas las cosas

Jamming

They’re gonna offer financing for a hot dog

129th Winter Carnival

Old Heads be jamming the Doug theme in their apartment living room

I need a quick favor, could you meet me in my office after work?

Ordered a bunch of these empty canisters to fill up as water bottles so nobody else drinks my water anymore

I am developing a new ingredient