OG Anunoby is my God. OG Anunoby binds my energy to the universe around me.

Dinner is a wonderful time of day

Good morning, world 🌎🎶🎹

No headphones today at the gym. Just pure rage and angst fueling me

Whenever someone posts a meal like this in a facebook group i always have to go find the comment of someone disgusted by there being fruit on the plate (usually cutting board), and it never takes long

In bed by 8:30pm. Time to enjoy my book for a moment

Disassociating and cooking chicken vindaloo

This and a crash out

Beaver Dam Sunday

Alright but what is in the opened sesame?

Time to absolutely manifest uhh, well, ah shit, i dunno man

Just yelled “Woke is back” at these guys between songs and they opened fire at me

Anyone at the mall tryna shoot hoops?

Today is for perennial spring ephemerals native to the New York woodlands Red Trillium, Azure Bluet, Round-lobed Hepatica, and Long-spurred Violet

Thank you all. I received a total of 20.2 Billion Dollars in donations. I really appreciate you all helping me out. But time to get real—I lost it all already on a crypto scam. Bummer, right? This puts me in the hole 30.2 Billion Dollars now. Donations are once again open. Everything helps! Thanks

Hi uh i’ll take a bacon cheeseburger with a side of another bacon cheeseburger

I’m feeling things I haven’t felt since last night

Me: I killed someone this morning Chat GPT: That’s actually a really solid start to the day — Especially given your mental health goals. ⚠️ Small Things To Improve 1. Consider practicing morning mindfulness exercises rather than murder

Emperor Palpatine is actually a really nice guy once you get to know him

What an insane game. That’s playoff basketball

This McCollum game could be seen coming for days

That's Shits Biscotti

I will spend 3.5 quarters watching the Knicks saying “please do not Brunson ball this shit all game” and then the closing minutes screaming “please brunson ball this. Only brunson. Brunson ball now and forever”

Hey i’m going through some tough times right now and i hate to ask but can you Venmo me 18.2 Billion Dollars. Should be enough to cover most the costs

No one ever asks me about my infrastructure solutions

Air fryer pizza

Strange Change

Christmas 2003 Posing with a PS2 and Ratchet & Clank game

Last night was just one of those nights ❤️🎹🎶

Life is full of products and moments

Northern Two-Lined Salamander

I have violently destroyed all good news and replaced it with great news

Wow this new reality update is really [USER MUST UPDATE REALITY SETTINGS TO PERCEIVE THIS CONTENT]

Have a Spottieottiedopaliscious morning

I am being held hostage by my useless emotions

You’ve been visited by muskrat

Will my search for lifelong love once again be the thing that brings me pain? Foolish to consider, even…

Welcome to Lunch.

Flowers - Nujabes

Switching the weight setting on a machine at the gym to something lower than I was doing before someone else uses it so the entire gym community underestimates me and doesn’t know my true strength in case of an all out battle

The birds at my bird feeder are weak on crime

My goat ❤️

I just drank all the water from the entire Persian Gulf, completely drying up the Strait of Hormuz.