RUBIN: When you're vegan, you spend your time chasing protein, and you're eating food that's way too high in carbs. I could never catch up on protein. CHOTINER: Uhhhh.... (making garbled voice sound effects) RE-WIIIIND!!!

if i need to cry i just watch/listen to this, because it reminds me of my sister, of going on road trips with my sister, thrifting with my sister, moving back in together with my sister, of the kind of world my sister had a way of suggesting, promoting even youtu.be/lWtX0Lsmfn0?...

Oh, you guys… you want to see my brain? Ah, yeah okay... I suppose that’s cool

CHOTINER: Interesting. And did you in fact share the family-sized bag of Reese’s Pumpkins? ME: (biting into a cyanide pill) Nice try you sneaky motherfucker

dudes rock dudes paper dudes scissors

Happy 34th to Nirvana's Nevermind. Really dig this floating baby-in-a-bottle promo merch from DGC.

A feed of all the Chotiner memes!

CHOTINER: Hey, were you gonna eat the rest of that? ME: Yeah. CHOTINER: No doubt, no doubt...

CHOTINER: what’s up ME: not much dude CHOTINER: right on

prefacing every sentence with “fuckin” & concluding with “,bro”

One farmer tells us what many of them were thinking in the first place. 👀👂🏾 youtu.be/badGHJLDpP8?...

getting on the lakeshore west train… headed EAST www.youtube.com/watch?v=BENf...

Niagara Falls Canada, TOOT-TOOT! This boy is back in town youtu.be/NXOrak1nhQo

I can see the mighty Niagara Escarpment from the train… I’m headed home youtu.be/UEU9qbgY3iE

whatre u guys doin today? did you consider that it could be improved by going slower? think about it youtu.be/X6eRGhMYr90?...

getting on the lakeshore west train… headed EAST www.youtube.com/watch?v=BENf...

get yr punk-ass back to the dog-show

Sister Suzy, brother John Martin Luther, Phil, and Don Jimmy Kimmel, Charlie Kirk Open the door, let 'em in, oh yeah

My upcoming trip is now about 1 week away! This isn't superfluous; I'm on carer duty for my disabled partner. Some more sales and tips would help us a lot with mainly groceries. #DisabilityCrowdfund #TransCrowdfund #MutualAid #MAV #HelpSky #HelpFolksLive2025 💸💕

tfw the ants you were licking off the sidewalk turn out to be too spicy. who can’t relate

I love this train post toot toot

the dog is very scared

I’m officially sworn-off alcohol since last week (I promised my baby so she wouldn’t have to see me get seizures anymore). I will miss you, Jever Pilsner

Pritzker to name Jack Skellington his running mate

petition to create a jewish homeland in uganda

I love this train post toot toot

🌙

It gives me no pleasure to report that he does indeed have that shit on

John Carpenter was so real for this:

i guarantee you will enjoy the music but even if you didn’t, the video is a visual treat ok youtu.be/a5Ns_2Dnzxc?...

totally possible i could have pulled up next to you at an intersection driving my dark metallic blue 1987 volvo 740 station wagon BLASTING this out of all the (stuck) open windows and sunroof… wyd? youtu.be/aVrza8LSKNc?...

feelgood jam, if you need one: www.youtube.com/watch?v=iCB1...

wild horses - prefab sprout - youtu.be/JetrXTkZGUw?...

do you accept?

went for a walk in the rain at night for a powerade and ran into my former male lover and his coworker at an italian bistro in the neighbourhood Well... that made my day actually. I’m beaming still

*beastie boys style* My dick hangs down like a Garfield ALL: PAUNCH! My girl’s built thicker than a Garfield ALL: HAUNCH! Mixmaster Mike, what you got to say? *Wikka wikka wikka wikka*

"Once patients were deadlocked, they would rapidly decompensate to the point where they’d bang on their doors, scream all day and night, and smear feces all over their cells. The officers would then use behavior that was a direct result of extreme confinement to justify extending it."

if i ever get pregnant im getting the amniocentesis test and aborting any baby that ISNT autistic

the US if Tylenol actually caused autism

CHOTINER: So your son is 14, is that right? IKARI: It's complex, Isaac. If— CHOTINER: And the “robot” he pilots, that’s actually the child of an alien you keep crucified in the basement, which is possessed by the spirit of his dead mother? IKARI: Look, let me answer the question. CHOTINER: Sure.

[new Isaac Chotiner interview]

Everything is very heavy, extremely heavy on me, endless responsibilities in this ap hard times, I appreciate every single support I appreciate every repost. In this time on my life I supposed to be software engineer and endless ambitions but this world just unfair

Ate a bunch of Tylenol and now my dick is prehensile

the manager of a mcdonald’s who helped me at the cash yesterday called me ‘young man’ and complimented me on the value of my order

@mark-carney.bsky.social is this part of the truth or part of the reconciliation? Either way, you are a failure.