MRI all done! Mood: www.youtube.com/watch?v=DCvX...

China dumping 25 billion in US treasuries a month lmao

throw those on a gourd, w some fuckin parsnips and sage… u feelin me

ok if we can now get kimmel fired just for not being very good everything will be perfect

I’m about to get inside the MRI tube. Rapture schmapture I believe in science

I've been trying to understand why this isn't generating as much fury as it should, and i think it's because there is a fundamental belief among many americans that the military can pretty much do whatever (which isn't entirely inaccurate.) that said, what the actual fuck.

Mood: I’m joining the race war— on the side of the Eskimos (they’re black) youtu.be/JzGQe6nDCbk?...

dedicating this song to me staying on my new med til i stop feeling weird www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ck9H...

just wanna say the mods are trash

Obama (triumphant): Ladies and gentlemen, we tortured some folks

Our neighbours downstairs moved and now I don’t get to hear their daughter scream-singing japanese pop songs when she gets home from school anymore 😢

the judge said i did such a good job representing myself in court that they're going to send me to gifted prison

i was saying ‘boo-urns’

Two women on death row at my prison formed a bond. One died in December. Now, only one is left.

There comes a time, in every silly lil guy’s life, when choices were made and they were Really Funny, Actually.

"About 52% of the patients that I’m operating on are [gunshot wounds], and the other half are explosive injuries."

it’s not illegal to call the local police station and ask if they’re mad at you

me: it hurts when i do this doctor (hitting me with my own hand): lol why do you keep doing it then

You can make a peace of your own

found this cactus bird nest in our yard

someone should invent a harvard law professor who isnt bad

i like how everyone thought dont look up was ridiculous and now we have a professional lumberjack as head of nasa

This is an emergency🚨 We’re living through very difficult days here in Gaza! I just want to save my daughter and family from hunger & death😩 We’ve no real food, only canned food that harms our bodies and prices are very high, beyond our means💔 Pls help🙏 gofund.me/f360b56e3 @mommunism.bsky.social

Bowl with Face, Mississippian, Missouri, United States, 11th–14th century

BREAKING: Israeli Strike Hits Al-Shifa Director’s Home Amid Escalating Strikes Near Hospital An Israeli airstrike on Saturday hit the Al-Shati home of Dr. Mohammed Abu-Salmiyah, director of Gaza’s Al-Shifa Hospital, killing four of his family members and wounding others. It comes after strikes...

ok first of all, i do not "lack object permanence." it's called "Buddhism for remembering stuff." second (you walk behind a large tree) where did you

"Bear Stearns is FINE!!!" - Cramer, 2008 "The Entire Economy is FINE!!!" - BLS, 2025 We're dealing with ostensibly the same exact type of systemic failure that caused 2008, but after it's had 18 years to develop into an all consuming cancer in every sector of human life.

Officer! Queef that man!

I am pleased to report that Hawaii Supreme Court Justice Todd Eddins has dropped another total evisceration of the Supreme Court. He says originalism is a fraud—and the Republican justices are shamelessly making up facts and history to impose radical Christian nationalism: slate.com/news-and-pol...

Had a blast working on the latest issue of @thegrindto.bsky.social, which is rolling out acroess Toronto this weekend. If you want to support independent, progressive media, consider donating a few bucks here: www.thegrindmag.ca/support-the-...

u can’t stop the music

My family needs groceries every week and bills paid on time so the water runs and the lights turn on. I've been looking for a job, but I haven't found one yet. So I need some help to take care of my family's needs. Can you spare a few $$$ for us? I'm 'thiiirdperson' at paypal/venmo/cashapp/ko-fi.

trying to eat a banana in a way that doesn't look like putting a dick in my mouth but somehow looking gayer than homosexual sex

this is that gunter eagleman maga influencer from "X" lol

I hate Israel with all my heart

🥵🥵🥵

democrats going "we had to vote for Charlie Kirk because we were scared of violent threats!" is objectively very funny to anyone online, where you regularly receive death threats for things like liking the wrong kind of pizza, or being a woman

“most people like the flag” Just say this! That is what your job is more or less anyways! You don’t have to pretend to couch it in a critique of ppl’s “materialism” (and make an ass of yourself)

Every AI video mourning Charlie Kirk's death is like this

Since Wednesday, I have been in my car every day beginning at 6 a.m., chasing down reports of ICE throughout the 20th Senate District—my home, where my constituents live—while my phone has literally been ringing off the hook with updates about ICE activity in our neighborhoods.

We havent had any movement on this in months but we are right around the corner from having to move. If you have anything at all you can spare to help us out with getting out of here it would make a real difference for us right now: