Baby don't hurt me

looking at posts all alone?

i'm always checking bluesky at the club

type of guy who owns a ‘Wilco’ tshirt that he’s worn every summer for 13 years but it still looks new bc he never sweats in it... (he’s some kind of fucked up playmobil person)

face like a fedora

that‘s because you‘re a stupid coddled baby who thinks the west wing was a documentary

Lifemaxxing emperor drinks colloidal silver; dead

Friend (Normie comedy fan): There's nothing funnier than slipping on a banana peel. LOL! Me: (into intellectual dark comedy) And Dying

oh shit ive been trying to find this again for so long

“made”… “revenue”… heh …I seem to becoming more and more convinced of the centrality of the value-form theory to the Marxist critique of our mode of production

as lenin said, find the awesome revolutionary party that already exists and agree with them

Watching trash tv, hitting my vape and scrolling. I’m on top of the world

home 🏡

so excited to see my wife I might not even make as many extra stops as is needed before I get home in order to find a tall cold can of arnie palmie

(everyone in the Tim Hortons, in unison, when the cop leaves w their armful of coffees)

I think it’s fine if the US Military wants to continue to shoot itself in the dick… I will be happy to not shave w my brothers and sisters in the trenches while the enemy d00ds reduce their own numbers using weird lawfare

You’re all mushroom and no magic bro

"[A]s ICE expands its arrests and detentions, a heat wave has worsened conditions at immigration jails. ... [T]emperatures reached 102 degrees Fahrenheit in Newark, New Jersey, further deteriorating conditions at GEO Group-run Delaney Hall, which has no air conditioning in at least one unit."

Graham Platner is not a Blackwater merc-cum-political-op… He’s just some guy! But more than this, he is in a far more obscure way, *all men* (leftist ones; or really anyone who says “Free Palestine” Yeah no, I think I know what this Platner guy is all about now, thanks Joel. Very enlightening

classic rick butz joint

some fruits and vegetables were named on a friday afternoon

Jason Kenney putting 300 children in prison so that the ‘cool kids’ (that is, the fascist reactionaries w/alzheimer’s and the PMC that has formed around their feeding area) will think that he too, is ’cool’

Lorem Ipsum Fucking Dolor, Motherfuckers

please be patient with me, i’m going to continue to imperceptibly slow down our collective pace of progress

if the weather map gets pink, for whatever reason, my mom gets all riled up about it and makes you come look at her laptop about it

not gonna make fun of the imminent-critique-guy’s face… that would counterproductive

nah, this take ain't it. I think maybe Chris should've kept avoiding the discourse. I feel like we've gone way too far in the epicycles on this. You can't explain Platner with pure factionalism—you need toxic gender and elite insecurity mixed in. But neither can you erase the huge factional part!

same as it ever was

the most ridiculous timeline, really

cavemen just wandering around the Savannah eating tomatoes like they were apples for hundreds of thousands of years before developing the necessary social apparatus and organization to even imagine making tomato sauce…

consider, if you will, the labor economics of the tuba

We are now in a position where it seems Rahm Emmanuel is more radical than the Irish government in his proposals...

Reposting this today for no particular reason

now that I’m on an indeterminate hiatus w my analyst bc my disability stipend got reduced, I have more time to mull this idea I keep having… that microblogging websites are sort of like a big clinic…

This came to me in a dream

not trying to sympathize w this perp but it would suck to be named ‘Ari’

Oh man my kid has a collection of gas station maps my in-laws gave him. They might as well have been drawn by JRR Tolkien

a small, to-go cooler for one or two popsicles

(showing off my hotdog) look what I did to my boy

Oh, u think *I’M* mad? Ah- hehe, no. I am relaxing next to my wife, sitting in our matching punisher-skull muskoka chair set, drinking a cold domestic lager… I imagine you are the one who is being upset

lmaooo (laughing my ass out of office)

(sitting on the porch rocking-chair in my overalls, chewing on a switch of sweetgrass, looking out at the fading treeline): “used to be folks’d call each other ‘soy…” (other old guy sitting on my lap): “thats right”

(ordering at the phó restaurant): “I’ll get the number eleven! 🤠” (my server, to the other server standing behind him): “Thêm cả chú chó này vào danh sách nữa. 😑”

‘political influencer’ sounds like a symptom

i‘ve trained a WokeBot neural network and now i’m making it listen to every cum town episode…

I have mixed feelings about it, like an inter-dimensional bigfoot or vagina dentata