any of my followers wanna buy me a new gaming pc

You seem like Ass’s Hole

I Bet On Losing Dogs (The Grinch x Mayor of Whoville) The Seasonal Grinch Hunt takes a violent turn... but not an unwelcome one. Enemies to Lovers, Abduction As Seduction, Mind Control, Bondage, Childhood Trauma, Alpha/Alpha, Power Struggle, Light Angst

seared wild grinch

my brain works so fast. one minute i could be posting about having sex with large men. then, the next post will be about something completely different, like organized gun violence, or being sad.

my advice for having a good bluesky experience: - make enemies immediately - start shit in public but act morally superior for it - get mad when you see people acting weird and make it their problem - barge into other people's replies to scold their friends for cussing - post pictures of weapons

they should make a gay bar but for fat people

<lying>Merry Christmas</lying>

I've lost track of how many years I've been using this Annual Christmas Graphic for Jazzpunk. A Decade?? Its tradition now! ALSO a reminder that Jazzpunk is currently less than $$$4 bucks on Steam! Go buy it for all your friends an impose your sense of humor on them!

NY native/LA transplant dating an LA native/NY transplant. Splitting time between LA/NY. It's a struggle but we make it work ♥️

my computers fucked please god restore my copy of windows 10

theres too much media to consume

they buried her alive for her crimes.

If you go bald in your mind you go bald in real life

Christmas end now

i need high-visibility beef for xmas

i hated forced viral stunts but boy throb is still fun. for now

fahoo fores dahoo dores type beat

merry christmas. here's some heat

Evil Man (via Linkedin) 👤 Hobart, I await your response. I still want to connect and combine our networks.

call me mrs. ellen claus the way im fucking santa

would

guys dressing like shit is gender affirming care

squadalah we are teens

important video www.youtube.com/watch?v=c9oO...

not gay as in queer but uh, actually i forget how those terms differ in terms of connotation. it's a moving target, isn't it? like i'm trying to grandstand but maybe it just makes me look out of touch. not queer as in... not so much gay as... well i'm cooler than you is what i'm getting at

need hole for christmas

One sant of claus will visit tonight

if each of you gave me a dolalr id have $ 2300 dollars

if i had a nickel for every time in 2020 a trans woman released a song about banging in or on the back of a truck, i'd have two nickels

another christmas song for the sad bastards out there www.youtube.com/watch?v=wkI1...

“piece be with you” I smile and give my son a single lego piece for christmas. the roof then caves in on us and I scream “let’s get it” because I wanted my last words to be different

matty whatever his name is is hot. you guys are just fatphobic

in one way it is a serious work against copyright and a certain company but also of an absurdity of italian man steamroller chaos

do u think christ would drive drunk?

fiending for a hit of communion

i wish i was iconoclastic and peerless

Sweet and sober chicken

once again you fools have prejudged someone based on their previous patterns of behavior and existing incentives

pawjobs unlmtd™ joined the group via invite link Gunther is Cool OK: Hiii! DarkPhoenixRises: *pounces* new snep :3? Barry the Bat (MFF 🔜, tested neg 12/22): *wave N&L sticker* BluDoggot (coms open!): *wave N&L sticker* guy from ISIS: Hello. BearCubStevert: felt huge today [sent: belly_pic.jpg]

shitting my brains out. there is no god

a lot of stuff changes

a housecat named Pawsible Deniability

"too much is happening" <--- scary, overwhelming, bad "too much is crappening" <-- fun, approachable, adds a little levity to the situation