due to the male violence gene, masculinity is about killing. positive masculinity is about killing the right people

okay now this is crazy. theyve located the woman gene, and it looks like a high heeled shoe .

(in the mirror every morning) i am owed a high follower count. i am owed engagement. i am owed pleasant interactions without drama.

patrons at this tier will receive regular updates on our militia, including photosets of high-profile kills, revisions to the manifesto, and two "i ♥️ juntas" vinyl stickers

asking the universe for a high top, knowing that i'd be happy with the shoe or the person

high school? more like LOW school, cause it sucked. follow for more such witticisms

need to fuck a straight acting gay guy with a high BMI

need sack from an irony-poisoned front-end dev bear

hatsune miku butt-mogged by rampant coke addiction

wats new scooby doo

if duke nuken were gay he would probably say something like im here to fuck ass and snort poppers. and im all out of poppers. who else agrees

there hasn't been a good survival game since minecraft

she succ on my inctly til i essful

there hasnt been a good shooter since fortnite

im gay. oh sorry wrong chat

the only good upcoming video game is lumines arise

(gasping for air as i pull my face out from between two huge breasts) right now, you can't tell whether i'm on the left or the right. and that's why this political moment is so scary

It should be acceptable to interrupt the other person in a conversation if what you have to say is more interesting

chilling can either mean everythings awesome or everythings scary

Trump just announced they’re abolishing being ripped off for everybody unless you deserve it

Certain weather outside is frightful

big things coming

♌️ Do you sense everyone's got an opinion about you? When people are talking, it means you're making moves that matter, and that's exactly where you want to be. You don't need to respond to every comment or prove yourself to everyone who has something to say.

everyone who is excited for Valor Mortis:

they/thence

i never get tired of pointing to shit and being like "that looks like pieta"

Grok imagine prompt "I will always love you and your penis is normal looking and works"

NIXON: Well the bald fella seems to be on the level, but I think he's friends with the qu- From Boston, the fruit... KISSINGER: Jerma. NIXON: And I know young people watch him, it's not- HALDEMAN: I think DeadBlossomJesse is doing interesting things with the platform.

"butt-mogging" recently re-entered my vocabulary so sorry for the next 2-5 days

jk no one here is younger than 32

watching posts getting obliterated in real time

butt-mogging zoomers at the gay indie film festival

im glad i have no opinions and nothing bothers me

what truly worries me is that this is normal

need a guy who looks like dr. marvin munroe to hit me with a padded therapy mallet

i HATE cyclists i LOVE cars and pollution AND jerking off in my car and KILLING pedestrians

warner brothers trickster figures explained

guys unfollow me. im a disgusting carbrained garbage person 😔🙁

"im so underground" ok so youre not breathing. because your in the dirt? listen to yourself

without downloading any new pictures describe your gender in one image

love my brand new car. not a huge fan of the pulsating mound of living human flesh where thestick shift should be. but when i let the flesh merge with mine it accelerates crazy fast

sorry i crashed my car into your swimming pool. someone's bluesky post gaslit me and i lost touch with reality

sorry i shot my death laser at your garage. i assumed it would be empty because you dress like you can't afford a car

causing car accidents at the olympic level

fascinating new lists ive been put on

me talking myself up to go to bear night