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guy whose says "liminal" too much found dead at the end of a normal hallway

This is the power of positive versus negative thinking. 🤔 NEGATIVE: No Right Turn On Red 😔 POSITIVE: YES Right Turn On GREEN ☺️ Follow for more praiseful ideas 🙌🙌

need sack from a guy who owns one bowser plushie

(after canada launches artemis ii) U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A!

Hey @bsky.support, the horrors of the world make it hard to believe in a compassionate god, yet the grace and kindness of which humans are capable makes it hard not to – how can I resolve? Tried on browser and app, logging out, creating an app password

ok but if this fucks up my life you're in big trouble

"vibe code" write it yourself or use open source

if you want to throw money at someone who has been existing as a nonbinary trans chick and horribly, horribly visible for a long time, here you go. Here is my me. I am marginally employable despite being a like b-list fsf author by this point

there's a secret sexual position that makes you a good person

mario is a fat little 25 yr old in a problematic age gap relationship with an older man (bowser) (age 34)

dating a 1200000000 year old worm to provoke age gap discourse

i exploded into 100000 pieces im not kidding

i exploded into 100000 pieces just kidding

bro i literally made you a frittata

(explaining patiently) that user is a tender queer. that user is a schizo queer. they dont like each other because they look at opposite kinds of books and pictures

sdv fandom right now

these days, you can't even get ingredience for your burger.

imagining a christian guy saying he doesn't need charity in his time of need because "GodFundMe"

i have two doctors appointments today: one to give me a disease, and one to take it away.

need to monetize my hobby: ssaying annoying shit online

i just think we've gotta get on the same page

eugenics video games are bad unless you put some anime horse girls in it

i think it's basically evil and wrong to want

i deserve ~$15000 dollars for my posts

"steven universe tenderqueers" ok grandma watch a second TV show

i think if you still use "steven universe" as your touchstone for "annoying tenderqueer slackivists" you should be put in a retirement residence

inventing new things to be cynical about

skinny people will light up a crack pipe in front of you while they say they're just concerned about your health

i'm also going to say that as a fat person, no one takes up as much sidewalk space as a skinny person. they don't ever have to fear being a burden to those nearby so they just spread out like a starfish and hop forward until they hit something and then mutter "sorry" without breaking stride

skinny people buying up all the 2-4XL shirts in a drop is a fucking epidemic. oh i'm sorry having clothes that fit you isn't enough. now you have to look like a fucking tentpole at my expense

i have a lot of rage inside me this week but i don't have an outlet because there's no bigger waste of my time than to argue online about fatphobia. skinny people do not have enough fat in their brain to formulate arguments, let alone take in new information

reasonably often a skinny person won't hear me coming toward them and then get visibly startled, confused sometimes to the point of anger. i think they expect me to be accompanied by tuba sounds and heavy breathing akin to a jet taking off. if they could vote on a bill that ensures this, they would.

introducing PIG BOY, with his powerful finisher "Nasty Slap"

if you fart enough your butt falls out and you die

you know what they say— hairy wife, scary life

the bit in mad men where joan says she can't wait for the men to go to vietnam and die. that's the shit that gets me up in the morning

ripping fat nicotine-free clouds

it is my noble duty to expand the possibility space for everyone

sometimes its like damn. whats tha point

kaiman and nikaido having a championship tit-off

i pick on sex a lot but really all forms of pleasure and human communication have been irreparably warped and damaged by colonialism & capitalism

your body is a small business that offers sexual services in exchange for self-esteem and intimacy

creating a grindr profile is kind of like doing an IPO in the sexual stock market

no poo in MY #Toilet

one of the problems with being trans is that we're a relatively small part of the population and dont make up a significant voting block. *loading a tranq dart into a rifle* here at the "dorley hall" PAC we aim to change that