my drafts would look pretty bad without the webkinz milk cat so im not posting them

YES

every driver is convinced they know exactly which rules to follow and break to be a good person, and those rules are just "i should not be even mildly inconvenienced at any time"

(bjork voice) don't let drivers lie to you

watched enough youtube videos this week to make me search for this one from the archives

Say what you will about this country is it kind of heartwarming to see people from all over the world and all types of cultures come here and realize that you’re allowed to kill anybody with less instagram followers than you in cold blood

Send hole

a poem (with apologies to the random person whose post embedded itself in here) entitled "midnight, the stars, my yee-yee ass haircut, and 37 of you"

Hey! I posted an edited transcript version of the talk I've been giving about uncomfortable abundances and game design enclosure, for those who hate hearing human voices (I agree): emreed.net/Reframing_Ab...

moana is okay, but i think it would be really good if they remade it as an animated film

surely there is a drag queen out there called Polly Sporin

oh i thought this was a bit. theres actually something called a butterburger?

how do you lile your butterburger? #mybutterburger

whats better than butter burger

the FIFA world cup hosted by Butterburger

bettinbg on poly market that im going to poop tomorrow at 11am

guys please buy my chapbook these are some of my best poems to date

need a guy who looks like alex brightman to commit a felony offense against me

need a guy who looks like adam gontier to hate everything about me

need a guy who looks like [fat celeb] to [weird and nonsexual verb phrase] me

need a guy who looks like Ólafur Darri Ólafsson to take Benadryl with me and have a threesome with the Hat Man

need pussy from a guy whos resistant to small arms fire

posting "need a guy who looks attractive and wants to have sex with me" while in line for my dried rations in the underground bunker near thunder bay, after nuclear war has decimated the quebec city–windsor corridor

need a guy who looks like t-pain to reincarnate as a squirrel with me and chew thru lawn mower cords untilwe get electrocuted

new poetry from me and @anotherdavidcurrie.bsky.social about stand-up and sit-coms and crouch-gags chapbook available now from above/ground press

When your girl asking about some wedding ring but you genuinely don’t produce physical media anymore so you just show her your digital marriage certificate

asgore is divorced dad trade

all video games should have hot fat guys in them

THEY/THEM BEAR WITH CARGO SHORTS AND MILD CHARISMA: do you play video games? :) ME, SHAKING: heres my social security nubmer and credoit card

Video games offer meaningful and complex moral choices that can affect your experience in interesting ways

the real problem with video games are all these entitled hobbyists making art without respecting ME, the audience, who is entitled to enjoy it

in retrospect it's crazy that there was a band in the 2000s called "Lit" with two brothers with the last name "Popoff"

Jerk your worthless penis to the beat! Rhythm Heaven Groove releases on the Nintendo Switch family of systems tomorrow. Are you excited?

it's actually my core personality trait to win stupid prizes

god came to me as if in a dream and told me i should be playing stupid games

the geneva convention says that im a stupid little bitch. and im ugly

it's a shame i'm a reverse sapiosexual, cause you must be stupid if you think we're fucking

Enough traveling back in time to kill Hitler. Tell me how you’d go back in time to stop Gamergate from creating the blueprint for our whole reality

people love to insist that homophobes are secretly gay, which puts the blame for homophobia on gay people and isn't true, but the truth is that outspoken queerphobes in general are way, way more likely to be child molestors

having "fun" or feeling "good" is a form of delusional mania that strikes when you experience something nice

in many ways i still am the milk-soaked webkinz cat

my dreadful no-AC apartment has been blessed with a beautiful thunderstorm.... i can be trusted with a cross-breeze in exchange for a wet floor

will you still love me when I'm no longer webkinz milk soaked cat........

finally realized my dream of a @maximumgraves.bsky.social profile pic!! i love it so much. though i will miss the webkinz soaked in milk. rest in peace milk-soaked webkinz cat

I posted my History of Games keynote: - A materialist reexamination of the canonical game crises from a developer's POV - Thoughts on the ongoing game industry restructuring - Indiepocalypse, AAApocalypse, deprofessionalization, games at the knitting stage www.molleindustria.org/HistoryOfGam...

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Sorry I faked my death to get out of your book club

summer makes me develop a condition called "every limb feels out of joint and my skin feels loose" and it causes me to spasm erratically