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Had a really eye opening convo with my therapist today. she said that the key to happiness is to ghost all of your friends, respond with "haha yeah I'm just tired" if anyone asks if you're okay, and play video games all day to escape real life responsibilities. Neato!

i think it's very funny to be alive

SEXUAL_ENTITLEMENT_FAN_69, please stop DMing me photos of your admittedly quite nice penis

the important thing is to not care and to never interact with anyone

sorry for having thoughts and feelings. lets get back to the jokes !

everything is so complicated now. now everything makes you horny which is quite unpleasant

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a hallmark card that says "sorry you felt entitled to me sexually"

i joke about getting off on being withholding, but there's really nothing like watching someone's expression when you say no to having sex with them

there's just something eerie about advertising myself as sexually available. but sometimes it feels like it's the only way

been thinking a lot about how sexual freedom seems inextricably tied to a sense of entitlement produces by capitalism and technology lately. and how this taints ideas of free love and sexual liberation

there are two wolves within me. one is sex positive and one is sex negative

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What We Do In The Shadows on FX for many years has done the brave work of making Matt Berry even hotter by giving him fangs and making him a little bit faggy

need a man who looks like matt berry to listen to beach house with me

i was going to make a joke but instead i hope everyone achieves their wildest dreams

when replying on bluesky, remember that any word in the original post can be used as a springboard for incoherent free association

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girffin poetry prize is so funny. im going to make an award for poetry awards so i can give the award to girffin award

Some context for people not familiar with, um, that other "Canadian" poetry prize. www.cbc.ca/arts/why-the...

Announcing a new Canadian poetry prize, the Girffin Poetry Prize. Annual prizes awarded to Canadian poets with love and appreciation from the community, starting in 2027. pls spread the word! List of awards and info on website. ⬇️ girffinpoetryprize.weebly.com

you could catch samus with something like this

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taking exceptional pics of my tits tonight

if god seem quiet its coz the teacher don't talk during the test

oops @nytimes.com looks like the third most fascist profession—doctors—are sick of your pedophile death drive. The second most fascist are lawyers by the way. Can you guess what you are, as the most fascist class of prevaricating hypocrites that are deployed by rape capitalist bourgeois nazi elites?

nothing ever happens because when something does happen we subsume it and then, nothing happened

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getting the kids a dog, a being with no soul and who cannot have a redemptive relationship with our lord and savior jesus christ, to teach them that some lives are as the flowers of the field, which bloom for a moment and then are plucked and thrown into the fire

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“Since the IOC began allowing the participation of transgender athletes in 2004, only one openly transgender woman has competed at the Olympics, a weightlifter from New Zealand who did not make it past her opening round of competition at the Tokyo Games.” One.

let's all get really into our violent delights having violent ends this summer

i see a picture of two maids kissing on my timeline and i'm like whatever, maids are always up something in this online world. but in reality it probably means a lot to the maids. i'm becoming desensitized to the feelings of others.

i think it's morally wrong to have sex. but only if you're a bad person

ive saved a lot of peopel from a bad deal on car insurance. all i ask in return is for a life sized statue of me to be badly burned and donated to a local thrift store

walkin around with a fit that says yeah the experiment has escaped yes chaos will occur soon deal with it

i got a new poem up periodicityjournal.blogspot.com/2026/03/fort...

keep this sick size difference fetish content off of my timeline.

favourite thing about wearing acrylics is that it makes everything i do with my hands look like some sorta fetish thing

please don't tell me you're going to "kick my ass". some people beat each other up as a fetish, so that constitutes sexual harassment.

i dont even have a foot fetish. feel like such a fraud

putting all my investment capital into the cottage industry of MP4s of old dudes busting into fleshlights

Hello Bluesky!! ❤️😊 Can you reply to this with pictures and videos of uncensored classified materials? I want to prove something to my lawyer.

ok i'll bite. who is ee cummings

community is a fancy word for clique