When you talk about Mario Kart World being $80 and having no content at Thanksgiving dinner but your mom is asking you to “shower” and “change out of your undersized Master Chief PJs”

It’ll be easy as long as the real one stands up

Rebecca was one of the founders of Interplay and programmed & designed for some of the most influential games of my youth, notably Bard's Tale I & III and Wasteland. She will be missed.

I know, I know, Discourse is bad and all that. Can I just take ONE minute to vent? This year's Innovation in Accessibility Award represent the same issue EVERY year with TGA – it's ALWAYS AAA games that have the best marketing.

As always, all I'll say about The Game Awards is if it was serious about celebrating the global industry and not, like, four countries, it wouldn't skew jury seats to outlets from Anglophone countries. Dunno why other outlets bother when their votes for anything locally relevant get drowned out. 🤷

I had a dream where Steven Universe did the Napoleon Dynamite dance for his fusion dance, so here are some illustrations

To save you a click, the list is: Ambrosio Minsky Two of Everything Caddy Shack 2: The Legend of Curly's Gold

not only am i a guy who likes to watch football, but i'm also a dad. so right off the jump i'm already one of the most fascinating people you've ever heard of. and that's before you find out that i live in brooklyn and post on bluesky a lot

if you're concerned about information security, you should know Signal isn't actually secure. instead, try Mastodon, which is a website where you can be guaranteed no one will ever see what you post

Oh my god. Will Smith just slapped Chris Rock.

Are women bourgeois?

This class is boring as hell bro I’m playing Silksong

The UK is imposing a trans bathroom ban by fiat and it's being done by their equivalent of the Democrats. Trans men will be banned from all bathrooms and facilities because they're banned from the men's for being AFAB while being banned from the women's for looking like men and "causing alarm."

Me after I receive my Criterion Channel class action settlement.

i do not share the author's barely disguised fetish but i will defend to the death their right to publish it

Come on and slam

library.greensboro-nc.gov/services/pro... I'm happy to announce I'm going to be a special guest at the Greensboro, NC Public Library's one day anime convention on August 16th! I'll be hosting a panel about my lettering work and process, so if you're in the area you won't wanna miss it!

fantastic foreskins

JET SET RADIO

This weather is Pissing me off... I'm the original Starwalker

mentally im here

marceline would read valencia i think

Being compassionate is constant work and always challenging. It means you need to consider folks who act against themselves, who you don't agree with, and who plain suck. It's hard and thankless, which is why people swing right for easy answers. When you focus only on yourself everything is simple.

If your reaction to hearing about a bunch of children dying in a flood in Texas is to make a snappy comment about how red states deserve it then you should fuck off and lock yourself in a closet until you can develop the actual fucking empathy and political understanding of an adult

Tonight I'm texting Nancy Pelosi and asking HER for $5

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It's easy to forget now but we had decades of steady advancement on trans rights. The 2016 bathroom bills invited huge backlash! It was only after the media constructed sports and youth medications as 'debates' that opposition moved from the far right to the polite center.

Sarah McBride, you are a disappointment to the transgender community. In a time where trans people are losing rights, you crave validation and praise from a crowd of people that will never love you. You may be the first trans person in Congress, but you will not be the one that history remembers.

Kyoshika Magadori as The Nostalgia Critic (That Girl With the Sword).

elon and trump are meeting outside uniqlo on sunday 5pm. 3251 20th Ave, San Francisco, CA, 94132

When a new Mario Kart game comes out

Nintendo Switch 2.

"To understand who is in control, observe who you are not allowed to criticize." -Voltaire

This is why y’all don’t get videos from me because I’m not having gay sex

Miss Rachel isn’t on Bluesky, but her posts about Gaza should be. I wish this wasn’t so unusual to see from people with big platforms.

The only writing advice I stand by across the board is that you should read widely, read good writers attentively, take pleasure in their use of language-the rhythms, the imagery, the clarity, conviction, beauty, insight, whatever it is each has to offer. You have to feel the language in some way.

Quotes like this are why society is so cooked

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I feel like if you're actively being genocided you're allowed to mildly annoy people on social media so you can live. That's just my opinion.

Kyoshika Magadori in Minecraft: New Nintendo 3DS Edition.

demon type shit