My friend installing Linux on an old laptop:

Posting this for no reason in particular. youtu.be/gwvsOQvZ1hk?...

I find it fascinating how much people forget that Trump values being hot and a good hang above all else. This is the first time he has had a photo op with someone most of NYC likes in a decade. This is one of his fantasies.

These Bears are trying to kill me.

As someone who was raised Catholic, it is wild how for most of my life, God and the Pope said “gays can’t get married” and “abortion is murder” and settling for anything less than prohibiting gay marriage and abortion in US law was disqualifying as a good Christian.

You guys don't understand. If we didn't re-open the government, the airports were going to starve!

I have 2 Subway takes that I feel incredibly strongly about. 1) every coffee shop needs a “coffee only” line. Tea can also be purchased there. Just drinks where liquid goes into cup. 2) sending an email that a product has been shipped when you have merely printed the label should be illegal.

Zohran is cooking for real. This man was made for this.

Rahm Emanuel literally made his pitch for the presidency like 2 weeks ago and it was “we gotta stop talking about [every issue the Dems won on tonight] and move towards the center.”

Jets trade Gardner and Williams? That’s 2 millionaires departing New York before the votes are even finished being counted! This city will not survive Mamdani as its mayor!

The Jets are so set on finally drafting the right QB that they intend to simply draft all of them.

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It is wild to me that Richard Hightower is one of the few coaches the Bears have retained over the last few years, when their special teams has been pretty awful for his entire tenure.

Best World Series?

I think Andrew Cuomo and everyone in the liberal media/Democratic party participating in the Islamophobic smear campaign against Zohran Mamdani should never be granted a moment of peace in NYC. They should all be judged by their disgusting comments for the rest of their days.

It’s clear Dennis Allen feels some type of way about being fired by the Saints.

It’s great to see all these people out at the No Kings rallies. Very unfortunate timing that they had to happen only hours after Shohei Ohtani conquered America.

"Women don't like the vehicle"... The stainless steel body and "bulletproof" windows are built to withstand the hardest deflections.

I found an easy way to cure road rage, is to just say whatever frustrating thing I'm thinking out loud, but in an RFK Jr. voice.

How the hell are they putting the Bears AND One Piece on a bye this weekend?

Under my administration we captured 3 gray aliens and 2 green

It’s wildly appropriate that the Bears are getting torched almost entirely due to the 3 positions their GM can’t scout.

Lord, I don’t know what I did to not deserve to be raptured along with my wife and kids and the minivan and all the cash in our house. But I beg for your forgiveness.

This past week has been very instructive in the sense that, whatever your politics are... There's someone to the right of you that wants you dead, with a varying degree of how secretly that desire is held.

It’s wild that the right rags on sanctuary cities when it is very clear that law enforcement can’t solve a major crime without the help of the public.

This ends with Justin Fields miraculously getting the Jets into FG range and then them missing in the most spectacular fashion. Such is the plight of Fields.

Justin Fields also just experienced the first favorable call he’s ever received in his career.

Justin Fields making me cheer for the Jets is going to be quite an adjustment. A little easier than cheering for the Steelers though.

Verstappen doesn’t care about team chemistry because he knows Red Bull will never field a 2nd competitive driver for the rest of his career.

I have a theory that Amazon paid to have Letterboxd reviews of “War of the Worlds” filtered out of feeds.

When you see a listing for anything for sale online and the title includes “READ DESCRIPTION” - you don’t have to read the description. The thing is broken.

Taylor Swift??? Oh you mean MRS. PFIZER!?!?

Wow. When are we all just going to admit that the Democratic party is actively hostile towards Sammo?

Vote blue no matter who... No not like that. Stop it. You know what? What if we just told you who to vote for?

I rarely use my printer. But every time I do it is somehow out of paper and at least 1 ink color.

Arriving at the doctor’s office 30 minutes early to complete the 10 minute questionnaire.

I can think of no 2 people better-suited to investigate the matter than the CEO and head of HR.

Blackpink “Jump” is the Fortnite song. Ed Sheeran “Shivers” is the Among Us song.

Even outlets like CNN sand down the parameters of Trump's spending bill. Because deep down, they are for it. People who will profit to the tune of trillions of dollars "stand to gain" while people who will die without medicaid "may struggle."

Think about how badly you'd love to retire from your job. Now look at all the ancient people who absolutely refuse to leave congress, despite pocketing more money than you'll ever make. Seems like a pretty cushy gig.

Liver King looks like a Conner O’Malley character.

Me, as my son walks through the room: “hey, buddy. I love you.” Him: “Ok.” (He reaches the door way and stops.) Him: “Dad?” Me: “yeah?” Him: “…… where’s mom?”

Me after I receive my Criterion Channel class action settlement.

Hot take: Ted Cruz isn't an idiot for not knowing the population of Iran. Ted Cruz is an idiot because he thinks flipping a "gotcha" question on the person asking it is a viable strategy after the 7th grade.

I think the entire “the left needs its own Joe Rogan” discourse exists to distract from the fact that the left needs its own Donald Trump.

Listen, I’m from Chicago, but I can set my bias aside and admit that Pinoy Pope would have been more fun.