White people are putting each other in copper tessaracts on grifter TikTok.

It was straight teeth btw

The democrats sell the aborted fetuses to the republican party who makes delta-9 carts for states where proper weed isn't legal yet.

The yodeling Walmart kid got shot?!

Under my administration we captured 3 gray aliens and 2 green

should bill do locktober?

Crazy that Halloween is on Friday the 13th this year, it's gunna be so scary! 😜

My copy of king of the hill has an ad for robots

imagine ur a bloon and they tell u ur going out on round 1

Everybody say sausage keep it going

I'm thinking suicide by cop

i’m running for president

I need someone to bite me really hard

I love when pallets come in like this. Had 11 tvs on this bad boy. 86x54

Refound my favorite pic of my dog.

Billionaires should only have $2 I think.

I got lost. I was following some ants and they took me back to their colony for a bit.

what streaming service do i need to watch king of the hill?

Starting off my 2024 lunch picks with mapo tofu. Epic meal epic swag

I wish I could eat floam.

happy new years everyone :D

Buddy Holly came on the radio at work I feel like I'm in fortnite!

Bud in the warehouse we chillin.

I got bar soap and edibles for xmas

I need to get more furry art some time soon. Maybe as Xmas gift to myself

I've noticed the customer usually isn't right.

I need new Bluetooth headphones :( Can't do earbuds anymore really :(

I am God's strongest soldier (2hrs of sleep on average to work a solo warehouse job)

I hate FedEx so much it's unreal.

I wish I was at home so I could pet my dog.

I am but a cursed vessel.

Can weed be federally legal yet? I wanna ship drugs to my besties.

I wish I was at home eating soup.

for the birthday i think id just like it if my favorite works would be shared with a rt or even a quick look -- genuinely so grateful for everyone enabling me to make such cool shit throughout the years, tysm💕🍰

She let me hit because said please and fell to my knees and started sobbing, begging, and pleading.

We on some diagonal shit today.

4:46am, I leave for work on 2-hours. I'm still awake and cooking chicken carbanara.

ordered a couple of panera lemonades. gunna do some investigating. gotta get to the bottom of this

I wonder what soulja boy is up to these days.

My dad works at Santa's workshop and can get you banned from Christmas.

Once I get that tiger man in fortnite they're gunna have to start calling it frotnite

Saving up for this rn

I was Q.

They're adding William Taft to Fortnite!!

You wouldn't last 10 seconds answering my riddles 3.

MY FAVORITE RESTAURANT TOOK MAPO TOFU OFF THEIR MENU?!?! FUCKED UP!!!