Bill Clinton
@billclinton.bsky.social
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Parody, father, grandfather, not the 42nd President of the United States.
White people are putting each other in copper tessaracts on grifter TikTok.
18 days ago
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It was straight teeth btw
about 1 month ago
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The democrats sell the aborted fetuses to the republican party who makes delta-9 carts for states where proper weed isn't legal yet.
2 months ago
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2 months ago
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The yodeling Walmart kid got shot?!
2 months ago
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Under my administration we captured 3 gray aliens and 2 green
3 months ago
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should bill do locktober?
3 months ago
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Crazy that Halloween is on Friday the 13th this year, it's gunna be so scary! 😜
3 months ago
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My copy of king of the hill has an ad for robots
4 months ago
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imagine ur a bloon and they tell u ur going out on round 1
4 months ago
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Everybody say sausage keep it going
5 months ago
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loading . . .
6 months ago
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I'm thinking suicide by cop
over 1 year ago
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reposted by
Bill Clinton
nancy
over 2 years ago
i’m running for president
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I need someone to bite me really hard
almost 2 years ago
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I love when pallets come in like this. Had 11 tvs on this bad boy. 86x54
almost 2 years ago
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Refound my favorite pic of my dog.
almost 2 years ago
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Billionaires should only have $2 I think.
almost 2 years ago
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I got lost. I was following some ants and they took me back to their colony for a bit.
almost 2 years ago
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what streaming service do i need to watch king of the hill?
almost 2 years ago
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Starting off my 2024 lunch picks with mapo tofu. Epic meal epic swag
almost 2 years ago
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I wish I could eat floam.
almost 2 years ago
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happy new years everyone :D
almost 2 years ago
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Buddy Holly came on the radio at work I feel like I'm in fortnite!
almost 2 years ago
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Bud in the warehouse we chillin.
almost 2 years ago
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I got bar soap and edibles for xmas
about 2 years ago
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I need to get more furry art some time soon. Maybe as Xmas gift to myself
about 2 years ago
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I've noticed the customer usually isn't right.
about 2 years ago
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I need new Bluetooth headphones :( Can't do earbuds anymore really :(
about 2 years ago
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I am God's strongest soldier (2hrs of sleep on average to work a solo warehouse job)
about 2 years ago
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I hate FedEx so much it's unreal.
about 2 years ago
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I wish I was at home so I could pet my dog.
about 2 years ago
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I am but a cursed vessel.
about 2 years ago
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Can weed be federally legal yet? I wanna ship drugs to my besties.
about 2 years ago
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I wish I was at home eating soup.
about 2 years ago
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reposted by
Bill Clinton
🔞 Sketch
about 2 years ago
for the birthday i think id just like it if my favorite works would be shared with a rt or even a quick look -- genuinely so grateful for everyone enabling me to make such cool shit throughout the years, tysm💕🍰
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She let me hit because said please and fell to my knees and started sobbing, begging, and pleading.
about 2 years ago
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We on some diagonal shit today.
about 2 years ago
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4:46am, I leave for work on 2-hours. I'm still awake and cooking chicken carbanara.
about 2 years ago
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ordered a couple of panera lemonades. gunna do some investigating. gotta get to the bottom of this
about 2 years ago
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I wonder what soulja boy is up to these days.
about 2 years ago
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My dad works at Santa's workshop and can get you banned from Christmas.
about 2 years ago
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Once I get that tiger man in fortnite they're gunna have to start calling it frotnite
about 2 years ago
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about 2 years ago
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Saving up for this rn
about 2 years ago
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reposted by
Bill Clinton
I was Q.
over 2 years ago
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They're adding William Taft to Fortnite!!
about 2 years ago
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You wouldn't last 10 seconds answering my riddles 3.
about 2 years ago
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MY FAVORITE RESTAURANT TOOK MAPO TOFU OFF THEIR MENU?!?! FUCKED UP!!!
about 2 years ago
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