"shoulda bought the long bond" is the new "shoulda bought nvda"

Guess who installed UV inside a conda environment?

Singaporean artist Leia Ham reimagined LotR as Tale of the Middle Kingdom, since Chinese name for China (Zhōngguó) means "The Middle Kingdom." Her concept art includes the Fellowship, armors, buildings like Bag End, props like Aragorn's banner and Fellowship brooches, and more. #TolkienTrewsday

Just watch Thierry Henry once Lalas is done

Ah, the classic YouTuber cycle of "here's this fun thing I like" -> "thanks all for supporting me I love my community" -> "about that federal court case". Could set a clock to it.

Platonic form of televised baseball commentary here. Hypnotic

Every parent on Dwight trying to make the 4 pm Cal camp pick-up

Do you think there some anti gentrification activists on the 2000s levels of Coruscant who are really upset that these failsons from the 3000s are moving in and hanging out at their jizz bars and driving up the price of rents with their mid level shipping logistics jobs?

Why did they think a vox pop with a 16yr old would go any differently?

For Vogue, I talked to Ramell-Correen Frederick, aka Cheeks, who embroidered Knicks gear in the streets of Brooklyn after Game 5. He uses a 104-year-old hand-crank, chainstitch embroidery machine that he named Jessica.

Is your child up at 9pm arguing about tram networks with the entire staff of the FT and some tedious Americans who are not familiar with the concept of a joke? This report make shock you.

Crash (1996, d. David Cronenberg)

This sounds like a bespoke insult

Saturday am topical tiktoks

eating in mexico as a european has gotta be like hearing music for the first time

r starfish.

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Unfortunately this is iconic

ACK! Bill the Cat (Berke Breathed’s wry commentary on the merchandising juggernaut that was Garfield) first appeared in "Bloom County" on June 13, 1982.

Has the realization that aella is somewhere between Cynthia Plastercaster and Joan Didion.

lil jon at warped tour:

There's probably never been a better time to remind you that when David Hockney first took his Mum to California she remarked 'all this lovely weather and nobody puts their washing out'.

There are 8 hydration breaks including a special section after the sixth one where the entire stadium sings "take me out to the football pitch".

youtu.be/-8yYpa2dlzc?... "I decided I wasn't ever gonna paint again It didn't bother me too much, Warhol's dead David Hockney's still alive, I don't need to paint"

Sour gummy bears underrated coding snack

Had to rewind. This is so funny

<accidentally looks at the date>

Big news about new offerings out of South Korea

Gen Z polycule with a No Cap Table.

Comedian Simona Ruzer is expertly parodying the archetype of the hippie-dippie, secretly wealthy Berkeley mom — even though her own mother would never say, “Take the credit card and go get Gordo’s.”

"I would like a glory hole for footrubs" is a top tier culdesac of a thought

I’m a big Jesse fan but someone needs to keep him from standing next to The Tallest Senator

Cruel and unusual punishment to make Belle and Sebastian fans here for the 30th anniversary of If You're Feeling Sinister stand in the general admission section of the floor, tbh. What if a pit breaks out?

My wife is giving me a hard time for checking out a book we already own from the library and I can't make her understand why this is different.

If you can substitute "hungry ghost trapped in a jar" for "AI" in a sentence it's probably a valid use case for LLMs. Take "I have a bunch of hungry ghosts in jars, they mainly write SQL queries for me". Sure. Reasonable use case. "My girlfriend is a hungry ghost I trapped in a jar"? No. Deranged.

who called it a territorial dispute and not ground beef

www.poetryfoundation.org/poems/46560/... Bent double, like old beggars under sacks, Knock-kneed, coughing like hags, we cursed through sludge, Till on the haunting flares we turned our backs, And towards our distant rest began to trudge.

Berkeley Bowl is a metroidvania. Once you unlock organic produce and Japanese cooking new levels open to you. There are a lot of high powered mobs in later levels though.

Oops, I'm wrong - I DID get a pic. Been almost 15 years now, I forgot, but it was still in my photo albums.

贈貓詩 For My Cat 執鼠無功元不劾，一簞魚飯以時來。 看君終日常安臥，何事紛紛去又回？ You haven’t caught any mice. I let it go. The fish and rice were set out at the appointed hour. I watched you drowse the day away — so now What’s got you galloping madly everywhere? --Lu You 陸游 (1125-1210)

Some non zero percentage of my working day is my boss and I sending Claude screenshots back and forth to each other.

One is a tale about a pack of bumbling, childlike fools devoting their existence to the most evil person in the world and the other is about Minions.

Giving Akakichi no Eleven vibes

Lost opportunity to have Keith Lee take a French family of football fans out for meals.

Like Orpheus, I venture into the fallen lands to return with secret knowledges

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