You deserve credit for everything you survived.

Second dumpster to the right and straight on til morning.

do you guys ever feel 𝘯𝘰𝘵 so funky fresh?

There should never be anything artificial about intelligence.

With its new AI-based "search," Google is literally killing the infrastructure that its entire business is built on. Instead of linking people to the web, it will lock users into an "interactive" mode that slorps up data what is rapidly becoming the now-neglected and unvisited web. (1/3)

I’m not kidding whenever my answer to “how do you pay for it” is “take it from the cops”. If you give everyone enough food, crime goes down. If crime goes down, then you can spend less on cops. Cops exist downstream of problems. Keep doing this for every problem and you keep spending less on cops

Watching people a decade or more younger than me suddenly discover that they are old. Age is so entertaining.

This is now every Fortune Cookie for everyone. Forever.

What a terrible time to be awake and literate.

Nickelback, paddywhack, give a dog a bone

Pay no attention to the brain behind the curtain.

I won’t. 🩷

quoth the raven: fuck that shit

Sentience becomes a burden when the overlords treat us like livestock.

Republican = Confederate

I am not being hyperbolic when I say the federal government is not currently a legitimate institution and should be treated as a hostile occupying force pillaging our resources as it terrorizes American citizens

Don't let anyone define you. Especially not those yahoos running the Journal of Clinical Psychiatry.

I’m so furious about how stupid everything is

“Calm down, Edna. … Yes, it’s some giant, hideous insect … but it could be some giant, hideous insect in need of help.”

Office Bird

Stupidity is clearly airborne now.

Fellow fogey and I chatting this morning about how we both understood, as younger men, how fogies see the world ending, because theirs literally is. But today, we agreed, we’re in a uniquely different situation, as it just might actually BE ending.

Important note: if you drive with one foot on the gas and the other foot on the brake, you're fucking doing it wrong you fucking idiot.

Sorry my honesty offends you. Imagine how exhausting your bullshit has been

The terrible thing about getting older is that all your friends are also getting older and disturbingly mortal 😭

paperbackparadise.bigcartel.com/product/the-... Can’t recall what brought this (pre-AI) beauty to mind today but I’m temped to buy this print from its original creator.

hedgehogs and groundhogs do not look like hogs this is hogwash

the peanuts gang hits puberty and one by one their voices turn into baffled trumpet noises.

Microsoft Office 365: downloaded Offline Installer what does this 5gb file do? it goes online to download Office apps i hate you microsoft. so very very much.

EditorialCartoonist @andertoon.bsky.social with a powerful message.

Good evening

Results Age xkcd.com/3245/

#GnomonPress #HighEnergyPhilately Inverted Wagon Queen Family Truckster (I-WQFT) Spectacular stamp misprint caused by an error in Ford's high-energy philately algorithm Ford recalled over a million inverted vehicles, but recouped its losses on first-day issue stamps

If you give people enough time to talk, they will tell on themselves.

Three shall be the number of thy counting, and the number of thy counting shall be three

MORE FACTS OF NATURE: As part of nature’s way to help spread the species throughout their ecological niche, bison often utilize a behavior naturalists have described as “ballooning.”

GRUMPY OLD MAN CLUB: 1. GET OFF MY LAWN!

The 25th annual “Part of the Problem” convention

Sane people don’t want to be rich, they want to be free

These bangers I keep hearing about sound interesting. I should look into making some.

Every venture capitalist is a vulture capitalist.

There's a goddamn fucking separate legal system for rich people.

Is there someone on Twitch called The Cleveland Streamer ?