crAsh
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In the last few years people have got slower and slower and slower and it's fucking infuriating
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Paul F. Tompkins
about 22 hours ago
An American Werewolf In King Arthur’s Court
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uosdɯıS ɐuɐᗡ ✨🦄✨
1 day ago
I drew this cartoon in 2005. Two thousand freaking five. Twenty years ago.
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so we seem to have missed the Peace Train ...is there a bus?
3 days ago
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I contain multitudes. ANGRY multitudes.
6 days ago
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WE HAVE ALWAYS BEEN AT WAR WITH TYLENOL
7 days ago
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HOW MANY TYLENOL AM I GOLFING UP, WINSTON?
7 days ago
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"I don't want a pickle" - Arlo Guthrie
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7 days ago
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Nearly all mothers of autistic children found to have drunk WATER during pregnancy! Government recommends Brawndo!
7 days ago
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I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve. - B. Baggins 🎂
7 days ago
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Emo Philips
7 days ago
now is the autumnal equinox of our discontent
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Trent Reznor cover of Stacy's Mom
8 days ago
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Standplaats Kraków
9 days ago
Fucking love this one, lol.
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Gareth Watkins
11 days ago
Dam been writing a book about this and she just TikToked it in 90 seconds.
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What if all of Tom Cruise's sci fi movies had starred Bruce Willis instead? - conversely - Tom Cruise as Korben Dallas? Fuck no.
11 days ago
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Micah
12 days ago
“fascist government controls media and bans dissent” is a straightforward description of what’s happening in the united states
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Kat Abughazaleh
12 days ago
Trans rights are human rights.
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Chris Hayes
2 months ago
Not really an overstatement to say that the test of a free society is whether or not comedians can make fun of the country's leader on TV without repurcussions.
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Alien: Teabag
12 days ago
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SNW: how much energy will this take? 1.21 gigawatts we're going to need to cross the streams
13 days ago
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Star Trek: Strange New Haircuts
13 days ago
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Coochie Clicker
about 2 months ago
If your solution to people shitting the streets is cops and not toilets you're just a fascist.
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is somebody in the cannabis industry offering frozen microwave snacks, THC infused "Pot Pockets"?
14 days ago
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fucking hell what the fuck i have "Trump" and "Vance" both fucking muted why the FUCK am i seeing posts with those fucking words in them?
14 days ago
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i want to mute "kirk" but i don't wanna impact star trek stuff
14 days ago
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Real Genius
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18 days ago
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this is a slash: "/" this is backslash: "\" nobody needs to say "forward slash" unless discussing sword fighting tactics or instructing a long-haired guitarist to change gears on his go-kart thank you for coming to my ted talk
18 days ago
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hammancheez
19 days ago
democrats should be like 'we deplore this shooting and demand action on gun control right now' to make every republican go 'nah prayers are fine'
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is it easier to recognize a person without hair when you're used to seeing them with hair, or vice versa?
19 days ago
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i have a bunch of boxes of stuff at work that i need to get things out of pretty often, and worked out an easy + cheap way to make them reclosable maybe somebody out here will find this useful!
19 days ago
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Rob Turpin 🇺🇦🇵🇸🏳️⚧️
20 days ago
In space, no one can hear ewe scream.
#AlienEarth
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Endless Screaming
21 days ago
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
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F1 should have intermissions where a big parade of street sweeper trucks and the crowd should cheer them like hockey fans with the Zamboni
24 days ago
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Hey, is smoking making a comeback with all everything else happening now? I kinda expect the numbers must showing something, but I don't have tracking on it...
25 days ago
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>> Respectfully, don’t do Tolkien with your kids. Wrong. Read your kids The Hobbit. Then hand them Fellowship.
26 days ago
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Alien: Earth Brought to you by Jurassic Park and the Umbrella Academy
about 1 month ago
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Anonymous
about 1 month ago
Now there is an FBI that protects criminals, a CIA that attacks allies, and a Department of Homeland Security that fights the homeland.
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Mid Fimbulwinter
about 1 month ago
When people say fiscally conservative, socially liberal this is what they mean - they want to decide the people who can be sacrificed based on bank account rather than skin colour. But they still want there to be disposable people.
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Leah McElrath
about 1 month ago
What
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I was thinking about getting lunch at Tavern In The Square ...and started giggling when I thought of their acronym
about 1 month ago
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Frances Meh
about 1 month ago
you can't throw a rock in america without hitting some troglodytic religious weirdo trying to control other people's bodies and that's why we should throw a lot more rocks
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Andrea Grimes
about 1 month ago
it really feels like a betrayal that the journalism industry essentially shifted overnight from "we have two rules: don't lie, and don't plagiarize" to "oh hell, just use the plagiarism machine to make shit up"
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Yeah my blood's so mad feels like coagulating I'm sitting here just contemplatin' I can't twist the truth it knows no regulation Handful of senators don't pass legislation And marches alone can't bring integration When human respect is disintegratin' This whole crazy world is just too frustratin'
about 1 month ago
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I'm dehydrated and still need to pee. Alanis never mentioned THIS.
about 1 month ago
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M. Belanger
about 1 month ago
(2/??) As 100s of times before, my wife filled out the customs form for the package, declaring the item a book Its destination: UK Postal worker enters the customs information into his computer As soon as he enters the type of object, BOOK, his computer comes back with a flag: OBSCENE 👀
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@princessofbluesky.bsky.social
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about 1 month ago
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Space for Dogs
about 1 month ago
The president is deploying military forces into American cities with absolutely no justifiable pretext and the media/chattering classes/congress is just like “what could this mean for your commute?”
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@premeemohamed.com
I read Butcher Of The Forest last night, that was excellent!
about 1 month ago
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somebody get Empire Lee Pace a White Russian
about 1 month ago
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somehow i am vaguely expecting to hear about a sequel (or maybe a prequel series) to another untapped old sci fi property: Sleeper
about 2 months ago
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