So my more Tolkien-minded friends how do we feel about this theory? Because I mean it makes a lot of sense…

"If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about the answers." -Thomas Pynchon

The greatest trick the Christ ever pulled was faking his death for three days to collect the insurance.

Remember— the image of Slim Pickens riding that h-bomb down is aspirational to a not insignificant portion of the population.

Which dance is better? The Time Warp or The French Mistake

"Before you embark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves,” But back then they didn't have woodchippers

it's time for

You have two wolves inside you. Congrats you are now a furry

Hoping to go another month or two before I have to get the Grass-Toucher out of the shed

'The Ref' should have been followed by a series of movies set in the Old Baybrook Cinematic Universe

Hold on a minute, just one more jelly donut They'll never miss it, no, they'll never miss it!

I love that humans are still better at dancing like robots than actual robots

BUT HE'S STABBING, AND SPITTING, AND HUNTING THE SEAS AND THINKING OF THAT WHALE FOR WHOM. HE. STILL. SEETHES.

<🎶 Sara McLachlan playing 🎶> It only takes eight spiders a year to support two wolves Won't you give?

Bat Dog is all Ears 😍

8 spiders a year but they're made of microplastics

lying about it happening on april fool's day: mean-spirited, hurtful, not funny at all it actually happening on april fool's day: possibly the funniest thing of all time

I said this in replies elsewhere, but I want to say it loudly here. Anything other than a fullthroated affirmation of birthright citizenship in this country by SCOTUS is an act of treason. It is grounds for immediate impeachment. It is a violation of every oath they have made.

candles are always helpful to set the mood but don't forget the accelerant

'Death of a Unicorn' was good fun. Delivered exactly on it's preview.

just watched finale of Paradise and . . . SERIOUSLY?!? just fuck off with that shit assholes argh.

The tab Is there To open the tin The tin Is there To hold the Spam in

SLACK HAS NO SLACK

I have no complaint about this.

The Canadians are filled with luck.

We decided our COVID response would be civilizational suicide.

A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms is meant to be Lower Decks for Westeros, isn't it?

Flower sharks 🦈

I promise I will never create an account to look at that article you posted.

There’s only one logical thing to do now. Eat cheese.

anyone who expects me to be familiar with the spoutings of any particular podcaster or streamer can fuck right off.

Putting the "id," in stupid.

"They question how the future lies In someone's eyes The gentle collapsing Of every surface We travel on the quiet road The overload" music.youtube.com/watch?v=5eOW...

what the fuck?!?

Was talking about doing a Battle of the Bands competition where the musicians all have to write and then perform the theme tune to a theoretical James Bond film and fear I may have accidentally invented Straight Eurovision.

The Adventures Of The Blues Brothers Across The 8th Dimension

When you get right down to it, things just haven’t been the same since we stopped having TV series with theme songs that explained the premise of the show.

give me the meep, boys, and free my soul

What the average person thinks HR is supposed to do for them at a job is what unions are actually for.

"I grant you one wish," the magic fish said. "To eat my mother's pancakes again, just like when I was a child." "Are you sure?" "You think it frivolous?" "No. But to grand it I must send you back to the child you were, with no adult memories." "Would my life change?" "You ask that every time."

Welcome to the Pointless Forest

At least clowns are paid to be fools. Look at you doing it for free.

Javert realized that being a good person was incompatible with being a cop and immediately threw himself off a bridge, an inspiration to law enforcement everywhere

Homophobia and Transphobia is so crazy to me because its all based in people’s inability to mind their business

it is telling that movie cop protagonists are still alcoholic dickbags