Influencers make my tummy hurt. 🤢

shit

My favorite shirt cost me $4 at Five Below.

Remember last century, when we FINALLY got to see the softer side of Sears? That shit was crazy.

Sure would be cool if he just died already.

I like my cheddar so sharp it could cut a motherfucker.

How come “How are you going to pay for it?” is never asked about endless war?

Shut the fuck up the Sesame Street pinball number video is on

A man who has never learned that actions have consequences should never be allowed to start a war.

Jesus fucking Christ.

Tax billionaires out of existence.

But women’s sports….

Still not tired of 🍗. (Thank god for jampacks!) #pubg

Still have this decal on my ride, fuck Kansas!

New Superhero just dropped.

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Yeah, I enjoy the shooty-shoots. Also, crime. #playstationwrapup

Bravo, anonymous hero.

Keep #Christ OUT of #Xmas!

Trump claimed Rob Reiner had “Trump derangement syndrome.”

@arcraiders.bsky.social Sure would be cool if this account was used, like, at all.

“Jesus Christ, just fucking print already!” - someone at any given moment #fuckprinters #techsupport

All I want for #Xmas is 🍊⚰️

We are all just algorithms in meat computers piloting muscle and bone mechs, walking around on a rock hurling through the void. Happy Wednesday!

I prefer listening to music over talking to people. #SpotifyWrapped

Fuck #Instagram 🖕🏻

Happy holiday or not or whatever

Ok #gamedevs, it’s that time of year. If you put out Santa hat DLC, I WILL purchase it, without hesitation.

Shout out to our Dark Lord and Savior for making this moment possible. 🤘🏻

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ME: so what do you think of this cluster of big lakes TONY THE TIGER: *deep breath*

Typical 😉

Whatever it was we need to fucking fix it because the only acceptable number of Nazis is zero. (Unless it’s the number of dead Nazis, in which case the only acceptable is all)

While pumping gas this morning, the pump stopped on an exact dollar amount, so I’m taking that as proof of God, or something.

“Jumped Up Jesus Fuck” is such a good expletive.

Enter the Gungeon is $3.69 on US eShop buff.ly/xQ5efGw $4.49 GOG buff.ly/2wlmz9o also on Game Pass Premium

Fighting the masculine urge to headbutt every man, woman, child, and inanimate object that irritates me this morning. 💥

It’s ironic that my boomer father highly disapproves of cannabis use, yet he’s 100% more tolerable when I’m baked af.

neca reges 💀

Yall listen. Idgaf if Jesus Howard Christ himself is in the Epstein files. Lock him up too. LOCK UP EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM.

crazy IG em_clarkson

We actually need more videos like this 👏 👏 👏

Anyone else ever get stoned and then just wanna alphabetize stuff? No? Just me?

Me trying to act normal after 3 beers

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