We might be the only country where 1 of the 2 major parties have spent the last 6 whining that the other party cheats every time they lose an election

Whenever I see posts like this on Bluesky, I like to remember the toxic shit-hole the comment section would be on X and I am grateful that I deleted my account almost 2 years ago.

Hard to believe this is from a guy who inherited $413 million from his father only to declare bankruptcy 6 times before convincing an NBC producer to bail him out by creating a fictional show that he was a successful businessman.

The Kennedy Center's syphilis infection has been successfully treated and cured.

Its just amazing how the legacy media has normalized this shit.

Ken Paxton’s own party impeached him. His own staff reported him to the FBI. Now his own defense attorney is endorsing our campaign. Those closest to Ken Paxton know he's unfit for office.

Make America Hated Again

This feels like a low-key attempt at acknowledging Pride Month but I know that wasn't the intent

Pop-tarts are fine not toasted

So are they really gonna try an gaslight Americans into thinking inflation is good? Really? Really really?

Trump learned one neat trick from his involvement in professional wrestling...it doesn't matter if 95% of everyone knows something is fake if the other 5% is completely dedicated to the illusion.

If over half the world thought I was a pedophile and there was information that completely exonerated me I would make sure it was available to everyone but maybe thats just me.

Imagine a team that cries that the other team cheated every time they lose a game? Oh wait, you don't have to imagine, its literally the republican party, except instead of a game its our entire system of government.

Imagine being a billionaire with more money than you can spend in your life and completely freaking out over the prospect of paying slightly higher taxes so your fellow humans don't starve on the street or die from a strep throat. Can't imagine? Congrats, you're not a complete psychopath.

Trump has always had 2 main goals of this term: 1. Stay out of jail. 2. Profit. Everything else is happenstance, for better or worse and he doesn't care one way or another.

Me yesterday: That leg workout yesterday was pretty good, I'm less sore than expected. Me today: HOLY HELL I FEEL LIKE I SPENT A WEEK RIDING A FAT DONKEY WITH AN IRON SADDLE DOWN THE GRAND CANYONS!!!

The struggle is real

It will take at least a generation for FIFA to recover.

Same haircut too

it is darkly funny that his son got married and he was like "ohhhhh uhhhh something popped up, you know, the war, I gotta do work on the war that night, unfortunately I just can't go" and then 2 weeks later, same war still going on, he's shutting down midtown Manhattan to watch the Knicks

We traded pennies for measles and screw worms... Are we great yet?

Government by feels

We have an entire generation (or two) who has grown up on social media and reality television. Why is this bad, you ask? Because they were raised thinking that acting outrageous and maliciously is not only acceptable, but should be rewarded, that's why.

Appropriate for a circus

Failed human.

Nothing says Independence Day like a No Kings rally!

I prefer presidents who don't have public tantrums.

The fucking entitlement complex of this fucking twatwaffle is off the god damn chart.

Jesus Christ on a pogo stick someone fucking put grampa to bed already!

Any reporter that asks Trump this shall be instantly awarded. Pulitzer prize, A Kennedy Courage award, a MacArthur Genius Grant and a Nobel Prize.

I ❤️ that this is a real account

This is familiar. I didn’t expect to see this in realtime.

This... This is who Republicans are willing to shred the Constitution for... This 👇

Hate me if you want but when Bluesky posters I don't follow show up in my Discover feed with posts that require following to reply, I mute them. I just don't see the point of that.

A Real President for all the people 💙🌈

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Unearthed footage shows Elias Irizarry joining a mob to breach the US Capitol. Now, he’s been rewarded with a top counterterrorism job at the Pentagon. You literally cannot make this up. Apparently, invading a government building is great resume building for national security now. 🙄

Prioritizing energy and water for data centers over humans is end-stage capitalism in the truest and most literal sense.

This is how it should be...

“I’ve never seen him fall asleep” 🤡

The only time you'll see him on TV and not lying...

Its crazy that there are still people who believe that there are elementary schools that keep litter boxes for kids who identify as furries...

I won't ride in a self-driving car for the same reason I won't carry a self-firing gun...

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Kayfabe. I don't believe it for a second.