Happy lazy #caturday

History won't be kind to "reporters" who run cover for this scandal...

He's not just a member of the pedo club for men, he's also the president..

Russia, if your listening...

Did Megyn "Santa Claus was white and so was Jeses" Kelly claim 15 year old girls are "barely legal?" Yes, yes she did.

The same people who thought "cheese pizza" in an email was code for raping children are now experts in the clinical distinction between pedophilia, hebephilia and ephebophilia

We actually need more videos like this 👏 👏 👏

What an f'in sleezeball

How many Trump coins can you buy with $40 billion?

If the appetizers are this good, you know the main course is gonna be 🔥

Summary: Trump knew Epstein was a child sex trafficker and pedophile. Epstein, in turn, had dirt on Trump. The child sex trafficker conveniently commits suicide in a federal prison when Trump was president, before any testimony comes out...while under 24 hour surveillance...

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We have one: MAGA

Its like if PT Barnum had sex with Saddam Hussein, this is where it would happen.

Zzzzzz

The Kim Davis Wikipedia entry was clearly written to highlight her earnest and enduring commitment to the sanctity of holy matrimony

My alarm wakes me, but my bladder gets me out of bed....

Thank you Senate dems for reminding me why I am not a member of the Democratic party

Learn from Sweden not America!

Its crazy that Chuck Schumer and Zorhan Mamdani can exist in the same state, let alone the same party...

American politics makes a lot more sense when you realize that the GOP is afraid of pissing off the GOP base, and the Dems are afraid of pissing off the GOP base, but neither party is afraid of pissing off the Dem base.

Its a month before Christmas and the president is trying his damnedest to let the poorest of Americans go hungry. This is what the majority of evangelical Christians voted for.

Ladies and Gentlemen, may I present Karma?

Man who threw sandwich at federal agent in Washington is found not guilty of assault charge apnews.com/article/sand...

Are DNC leaders really trying to take credit for Mamdani's win? Fucking really?

It's funny to think but nobody has helped open more minds to democratic-socialism than Donald Trump...

I generally don't share GoFundMe links but this is a friend's and they really need some help in Jamaica gofund.me/8fc80fcdd

That was fast

Straight Blue Virginia!

"Nationalism is an infantile disease. It is the measles of mankind" -A. Einstein

Refusing to love your neighbor is a fruit of Christian Nationalism. Christian Nationalism, above all else, is an ideology of self. Every Christian Nationalist worships not God but an idol that wears the face they see in the mirror.

Breaking: Jared from subway endorses Cuomo

I was laid off from Teen Vogue today along with multiple other staffers, and today is my last day. certainly more to come from me when the dust has settled more, but to my knowledge, after today, there will be no politics staffers at Teen Vogue.

Love this Grandifa‼️🇺🇸👇🏼👇🏼👇🏼

Hmmm, this doesn't seem good... OpenAI’s Skynet moment: Models defy human commands, actively resist orders to shut down – Computerworld share.google/9X94pwC8nQK0...

What he said: 💯 🎯

The ease with which they lie, is perhaps the most disturbing and destructive feature of this administration.

We live in a country where the media is focused more on who a Democratic mayoral candidate defines as his ‘aunt’ than on the DHS Twitter account putting out white nationalist propaganda and replying to Nazis online.

It just wouldn't be Trump's America without mile-long lines at Food banks.

BREAKING NY Post scoops devastating story that Zorhan Mamdani may have not fully rewound a VHS cassette of he returned to Blockbuster when he was 9 years old. Damn...we are all so disappointed.

Maybe it would help if we stop electing septuagenarians who's cognitive faculties require regular scrutiny?

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Hours before this he was bragging about how he supposedly aced a cognitive exam.

Fake is just the orange turd's way of referring to things he doesn't like.

Grokipedia go-live current status. No, seriously.

Wait..Border Patrol is making ICE look like the reasonable ones?

How many Trump Coins will Argentina buy with that money?