Does anyone else wake up every morning asking, "Oh shit, what did the asshole do now?"

And remember how well he runs casinos? This explains a lot.

Nothing makes a school kid want to read a book more than telling them that they cannot read that book.

You spelt eleventy-gazillion wrong

If you were ok with the sexual assault, with the racism, the sexism, the fascism, the alienating of our allies and the embracing of authoritarianism, the dismantling of our norms and morals, but now you have a problem because gas prices are too high? Don't expect a hug from me.

A Harvard graduate and a Wharton graduate walk into a bar...

If there was any remaining doubt that the GOP is actively protecting child rapists, it should be gone now.

If my boss was a megalomaniacal narcissistic pedophile I would drink on the job daily...

Why does Bluesky keep sending me gay furry accounts my discover tab? I have never searched for it, don't care for it, not what I am here for. What is in my algorithm that makes Bluesky think I want to see more gay furry accounts?

How are 30-something percent not sick of the constant whining?

Just a timely reminder:

That's 123 days in violation of a federal law.

It's all just overtly blatant. With their grifting there are NO COINCIDENCES.

Maybe hiring a billionaire businessman who's sole qualification for leading the greatest Navy in the world was <checks notes> "Mega-donor for Trump's campaign" Was a bad idea?

I wouldn't have survived my time in Afghanistan without our interpreters. This is disgusting. Not to mention if we send ground troops into Iran, does he think there are enough mission-ready Farsi speakers in the US? There are not, I guarantee it.

Nice work, my fellow Virginians!

Fifteen minutes before the President announced he was pausing strikes on Iran, somebody moved $500 million in oil futures. Somebody knew. Somebody told them. Or somebody is them. New piece ↓ open.substack.com/pub/adamkinz...

Its weird that when discussing the fake assassination attempts, people seem to forget that two actual people are really really dead.

Clears it up a lot.

Literally: "The validity of my statements are entirely dependent on who signs my paycheck"

While death and destruction rained down on Iran during the war’s first month, the world’s 100 biggest oil and gas companies brought in an extra $30 million per HOUR in windfall profits. Yes, $30 million per HOUR. All because of the deadly and reckless decision making of one man.

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Besides TPUSA, it will be interesting what other right-wing organizations were receiving money from Orbán's Hungary... I'm betting many... looking at you CPAC, Heritage, Claremont, CPI, AFPI...

Trump's lawyer body-count: At least 5 disbarred. 17 sanctioned 2 censured or suspended Over 100 currently under investigation for professional ethics violations.

Its easy. Stop military aid to Israel as long as Netanyahu or any of fascist fellow travelers are in charge. When they are gone from power we can revisit the situation.

Getting a nazi Totemkopf tattoo as a ignorant youth, unaware of the symbolism is not disqualifying... Keeping it for well over a decade sure the fuck is.

And MAGA believes….

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How many lawyers' careers have been destroyed because they aligned with Trump?

You would think they would have learned the first time he was in office! Why do these people continue to vote for their own decimation? 🤔

What the Pope is thinking right now...

😂😂😂😂

As an atheist and anti-monarchist, I am torn with this Pope, since the Pope is both a religious leader and regent of an absolute monarchy (The Holy See). But I gotta admit that I like the guy. He stands by his principles and has cojones the size of bowling balls.

More accurate.

Fixed it

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Hide the ketchup!

BREAKING: Hungary just saw a stunning political shakeup. Opposition leader Péter Magyar says Prime Minister Viktor Orbán personally called to congratulate him on his victory, marking the imminent end to Orbán’s long grip on power.

I'm sure Iran is really taking negotiations seriously while they watch the president of the country who attacked them going to a UFC event.

Is this what they cut pediatric cancer research for?

Just so we're clear, the vast majority of the US think our own economy is circling the drain and the traitor-in-chief is promising economic assistance for Hungrian if his fascist pal Orbán wins the election. You get that MAGA? TRUMP DOESN'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT YOU EITHER!!

Bitch you should be more worried about OUR economy. America First my ass!

Can't say I blame them Thousands of mathematicians to boycott US Fields Medal event share.google/FD64n1ZYbOdT...

After almost twenty years on the platform, EFF is logging off of X. This isn’t a decision we made lightly, but it might be overdue. 🧵 (1/5) www.eff.org/deeplinks/2...

Something big gonna drop soon.

Swollen RFK Jr. Warns Americans Not Eating Enough Bees https://theonion.com/swollen-rfk-jr-warns-americans-not-eating-enough-bees/