Found what appears to be part of a snakeskin in my yard last night, maybe 1.5 inches across at widest point? I’m hoping a hawk dropped it mid-snack.

i'm at the heat wave i'm at the canadian wildfire smoke i'm at the diarrhea lettuce i'm at the combination heat wave canadian wildfire smoke diarrhea lettuce

100 years ago.

Four house-shaking and frankly terrifying military flyovers in the past half hour. I just hope the most racist Ohio family you've ever met gets a chance to enjoy this before they all pass out from heat exhaustion.

Today's NYT jobs report coverage (left) compared to exactly 2 years ago under Biden (right). Notice the numbers.

I’m Congressman Tom Kean and this is Jackass

They should make a movie where turning into a monster is a metaphor for something

Everyone is talking about Trump’s mock up arch at the Great American State Fair, so I filmed it from top to bottom and front to back for everyone who can’t see it in person.

I worked really hard on this and it just sucks to see people I like and respect on here shitting on it. Everyone talks a big game about supporting artists but then they all pile on just to score a few points on the internet. Try creating your own stuff instead of making fun of someone else’s.

Oh cool, we're applying the arguments of the ephebophilia guys to who it's okay to kill.

Oh, this explains the SpaceX IPO

So much tech innovation ultimately just becomes either pornography or gambling

Fifth most liked post on Bluesky yesterday. No escaping the fucking AI liars.

The poll results didn’t *exactly* say that I’m also very popular and charismatic but it’s kind of implied

Lynda Barry did not squeeze your heart and simultaneously explain the point of all art with the barest of line drawings so you could tell me that AI is "inevitable."

holy shit doess this mean you'll stop fucking emailing and texting me now, James Carville, because if so OH THANK JESUS

Because the Tea Party was opposing a qualified and reasonable Black Man, while Dem Socialists are challenging centrism--the dominant political ideology of the well-educated and well-compensated.

Didn’t Brad Lander give Brad Lander a win? Why is it so hard to just report what actually happened

Maybe what the reflecting pool, is reflecting? It’s America. #thoughts #thinking

i don't really know how "the government is sending deportees to dangerous countries on purpose to imprison or kill them" is not a bigger story

Happy Father's Day to the dads who may not get the cards, but they'll never take away the kid's likeness

Whoever had the idea to make the longest day of the year World Giraffe Day - 👏🏻 good job

I’m not too embarrassed that we are losing to Iran. It’s a big boy country with missiles and drones and so forth ran by stone cold killers. That’s NFL ball for you. I am a little embarrassed we are also losing to algae.

Coming down with a cold so I guess I had weird fever dreams last night… woke up with the idea that thinking thoughts in ALL CAPS was somehow giving me superpowers. 🤷🏼

Severe to moderate plaque psoriasis

Honestly and seriously? Gillibrand should resign.

It’s post your favorite underrated guitar solo night youtu.be/0B_WsMMl0IE?...

*Trump voice* allahu akbar

Walking into a conference room at a venture capital firm, all I’ve got is a post-it note with the words “AI Hat”

In the meantime, for god's sake, sign up for The Onion while it's on sale. It's $75 for a year's worth of papers. This has been a pain in the ass, and we've gotta pay these lawyers somehow. membership.theonion.com

Every post on Instagram is like “I like my coffee ONION and my women PANCAKES”

Midjourney abruptly pivoting to medical spas with ultrasonic body scans smells of AI psychosis www.midjourney.com/medical/blog...

How is a baby supposed to get past Hitler’s bodyguards?

That Matt sees gender so tied into humiliation makes me think that his heel reveal is mostly about his abusive approach to women being outed during peak Me Too, which anyone who cares already knows.

In the interest of viewpoint diversity i have decided to hire a cannibal as my child’s nanny

They should try lighting the reflecting pool on fire

The "we announced a fake peace treaty because it was the head of state's birthday" thing is pure late Roman empire.

i have been obsessed with this for years. allowing manufacturers to sell direct to consumers would be good for consumers and also destroying the car dealership would be an existential crisis for republicans

Looks like I’m going back to cable TV!

I’ve come full circle on this. I think the idea that the White House is somehow sacred stems from the same root that makes people give way too much deference to Trump, Congress and the Supreme Court. Fuck that, they’re just people in buildings. Build a Taco Bell on it, I don’t care.

Journalists have a duty to tell the public that the president and his aides are seriously considering suspending habeas corpus *when it is happening* rather than saving it for a book rollout over a year later

The Trump sons are like the “Oops! All Fredos!” version of the Corleones

threw together a letterboxd list of movies you can watch or re-watch before The Furious comes out - featuring the best stuff Kenji Tanigaki, Kensuke Sonomura, & the cast have worked on or starred in before letterboxd.com/bbw_bff/list...

women say "i know a place" and it's just skyrim

Here’s an outstanding version of a 90s classic - hang on past the 4:50 mark, it’s worth it. youtu.be/M1IfPWbaGRg?...

Doritos shelves HyperNacho flavor after government pressure. “It’s just too delicious,” said one executive. “We’re just too good at our jobs.”

I’m going to steal Elon’s debit card and withdraw a trillion dollars at Walgreens

"There has never been a time in American history when our country was not mythologizing itself to cover atrocities." "More than any other nation, America is an idea. And that idea is a phantasm, a collective dream, or—more plainly—a fantasy." www.welcometohellworld.com/america-250-...