Please share the hell out of this post 👇

I'm going to need everyone to stop being such a mark for stuff like this. They have learned through years of feedback that this gets them clicks. It's an engagement strategy as contrived as anything a social media marketing agency could put together for a SaaS startup.

Graham Plattner speed running the John Fetterman arc, from inspiring outsider to disappointing weirdo in record time

All protestors were purged last night from Delaney Hall using extreme violence. They could not have done any of this without Mikie Sherrill. She is in bed with the regime and she should resign or be removed.

woke 1 made the mistake of making people think it was problematic to make fun of healing crystals and astrology. woke 2 must be focused on the destruction of white shamanism

Linda serving up a dish of cold revenge in the comment section to Joni Mitchell’s “Circle Game” youtu.be/iyHMPR3dBY8?...

Who is she? Well, she's someone who knows this is a guerilla war, not a waltz, and she's someone who doesn't give a fuck anymore, and I wholeheartedly agree with what she did, because these MAGAs are fucking berzerkers who only understand one thing, so fuck 'em www.newsweek.com/who-is-pauli...

Somebody should write a book about a murder in a small town where everyone is a suspect

I think it’s a fairly straight cultural line from global financial crisis to “we can’t trust employers to care about us so we have to make our own fortunes with crypto and sports gambling” to nobody giving a shit about how insanely corrupt the Trump admin is.

People don't long for "inconvenience." They long for permanence. And though streaming services may be convenient, people are waking up to the fact that we are paying rent-seeking middle men month after month for things we will never actually own.

Thanks, Vonnegut. 💜

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happy memorial day to the post of all time

Some of us just don't like getting colds

Agree that we definitely shouldn’t live in fear… but now I need to load my AR-15 with armor-piercing rounds because I saw a white van driving down the street which I assume is probably full of gender activist child traffickers

Here's my parenting tip: Stop making laws that hurt LGBTQ+ kids.

DeTrumpification is as necessary a project to the US as DeNazification was to Germany. Everything removed from everywhere, including every person in the Trump party from every elected and appointed position of public trust, with all appropriate investigations, charges, and trials.

america is a totalitarian fascist state

54 year old man

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And let's be clear for the few here who think Democrats shld "just focus on affordability": these Democrats voted to actively punish trans people. That's not "focusing on affordability." That's going out of your way, bucking your party, to hurt people.

Star Wars trivia: Grogu played drums on Pavement’s first two albums before his substance abuse and flaky behavior led to tensions with the band

I know the final Late Show guests are supposed to be a big secret, but I can confirm they are actress Jordana Brewster, olympian Ryan Lochte, and musical guest Vonda Shepard. Sorry if that spoils anything, but should be a solid show

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I’m glad this site has drafts now so I can come back in two months and try to remember what “ham gun” was supposed to be

Can't wait for this scene in the new movie

Also “Wade Mode” sounds like the name of a Mormon lacrosse phenom

hate that this was 10 years ago and it's only gotten more true

Changing the email address on my resume to AssBlastrr_69 just to make someone’s day

this ad makes me want to order and eat a bag of dirt

The hardest I’ve laughed in days

tough morning for jared polis, waking up without a future like the rest of us

one of my favorite facts about the US coal industry is that it employs less people than Broadway

Every AI article seems to include a sentence like: "The popularity of AI is soaring, with 2.5 billion people using [feature they can't turn off] monthly."

Bad news: we’re getting complaints from students about using AI to print their diplomas. On the plus side, we’ve never had so many students graduate from the Psychoglggy department

*i cut off a monster’s head and a winged horse flies out of its neck* oh great now i have to go buy horse food 🙄

Inventing the air conditioner Make it a 100 fucking pounds. No, no center mass to it at all somehow. Throw some fuckin…accordion arms on it that flap out and catch on everything when you’re carrying it up from the basement. And let me get 50 razor blades on the back of it too.

Saw several posts about Grogu. Not sure what's going on there but maybe this will help: swanboy.com/comic/mandal...

Trump has come out against Lauren Boebert, one of his fiercest defenders. For some reason, he is really upset at the Republicans who pushed to release the Epstein files.

It is exhausting trying to explain to the purists that the Democrats do not have to win MAGA voters in rural red states. They just have to peel off single-digit changes among indies, and get some of their own centrist voters to come back to the fold.

Make 👏🏻 James 👏🏻 Bond 👏🏻 a 👏🏻 furry

Gosh, why are all these seemingly disparate rural voters standing by Trump? It’s because they’re bigots. He hates the same people they hate. When they say “he fights for us” next time can you at least ask who the enemy is?

Mentally unstable nepo babies at the highest level of government have brought America to its knees. That’s why Democrats need to nominate Jack Schlossberg for Congress.