The road to Aonishiki becoming Yokozuna starts here.

Potato-Chip Connoisseur Detects Notes Of Sour Cream, Onion https://theonion.com/potato-chip-connoisseur-detects-notes-of-sour-cream-on-1819568936/

He's doing the thing?!!?!

One Winged Bat

Probably a better name for your homebrew fishing game.

In 1998, the (bad) Italian movie Cucciolo somehow managed to do something important: they shot quite a long sequence in the now-defunct SegaWorld London, located inside the London Trocadero. The park opened in 1996 and closed in 1999. Here is the entire sequence.

Best TikTok thing going is the two dudes trying food from every country without leaving NYC. If you haven’t seen them yet, it’s incredible. My favorite so far is last week’s. Legit got me emotional.

Oh Twitter is dead dead.

Elon Musk didn't find any fraud in Washington -- so now he's smearing our columnist John Harwood as wanting "fraud money" for calling out his deadly DOGE fiasco. Read now: zeteo.com/p/elon-musk-...

Evil in Residence hits a wall with the joyless Outbreak. Can I run through it. Will mighty Cyttorak aid me or let me shatter my forebrain on this game. Either way, my pain will be over. Live in 5.

I am going to guess this is when this Weather Station caught fire. #VicFires

There honestly cannot be a satire cutting enough to make fun of Americans. What the fuck do you mean the highest colonial ideal you could imagine was a parking lot with McDonald's on both sides

Treating myself to a Reuben sandwich before Evil in Residence has one more shot at Outbreak. That or I have a meltdown and do things slightly out of order. I will beat this godforsaken thing, but dear lord it's dreary. Share the drear at 9:30.

CHO ANIKI: KYUUKYOKU MUTEKI GINGA SAIKYOU OTOKO

-Killed two people into MAGA star red carpet treatment -Fumbles every bag he's given -Dry milks his "brand" in everything from coffee to video games -Raises hundreds of thousands to found Media Accountability Project (that does nothing) -Has to joke about killing people again for Elon Musk scraps

The little-known Scottish Spice Girl

Oscar Mike. Drawing in csp tonight

the discourse on what jobs are acceptable to replace with generative AI reveals a lot about what we think of other people's jobs

Victoria: the garden state

Mashad isn't just the second-largest city. It is supposed to be the conservative city most loyal to the regime. Home to shrines. Birthplace of Khamenei, declared "the spiritual capital" by Achmedinijad and the fanatical religious hardliners. This is a watershed moment.

Time to stop writing articles about the "security" or "economic" reasons to capture Greenland, they are irrelevant

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so isolating it to sort of an "island" you might say. an island just for your most important clients.

MMC remain best in class for MP Transformers. Cretins glaze Fanstoys for making figures with paint and metal while you can barely pose or transform them because of their incompetent use of said; and X-Transbots' engineers are clearly bored Cenobites designing torture puzzles.

…and they cut Trebek’s line when they aired the episode so my story ends abruptly with no punchline.

…and the audience full of elementary school kids collectively gasped…

…Alex Trebek cut me off and said “If you tell me that your cat beats you at chess I’m going to beat you within an inch of your life”…

…which was “but my cat’s not very good - I win most of the time”…

…and before I could get to the punchline…

…which was that every time I tried to play one of my cats would start batting around the pieces…

…on one of my episodes I had a story about how “I play chess with my cat”…

…so I’m one of the reasons pet stories are not allowed on Jeopardy any more…

Alex Trebek once threatened to beat me within an inch of my life…

Like 12 years ago my friend sent me this picture from his work and it immediately, permanently changed the name of this utensil in my head. The bytes were fully overwritten. I don’t remember the former name of this item and frankly I don’t care

Australian Prime Minister, Anthony Algonese.

Stop the set, that guy's updating the supercombo page on his phone

Bari Weiss, the new CBS News boss, is "an American Jew and an American Zionist who's doing more for Israel than most of us." Pretty sure if anyone in the US said this they'd be accused of antisemitism. But it's the Jerusalem Post in Israel saying it:

The orcas aren't fucking around.

/9 Anyway, a substantial project of the Right is to make it dangerous, expensive, and ideally illegal to speak the truth about them. Don’t give up an inch of ground.

hybridizing regimes that do indiscriminate violence are hybridizing regimes that are failing. failing to consolidate, failing the principal-agent problem, failing at elite coordination.