none of yall are ready to handle the truth

tinkering the idea of making a plex server eventually and i'm glad they're advertising you paying 750 dollars to watch ads

big hispanic has been lying to you making you think california or texas are the biggest latino hotspots in america when in reality it's massachusetts

they should make a movie of the guy who got beat up at the school parking lot for using gimp in class

game pass being bundled with discord nitro is like saying if you buy a jar of shit we'll also give you a jar of the most yellow urine possible as a bonus

Masayoshi Yokoyama has responded to concerns over Little Sebastian appearance in Stranger Than Heaven, confirming that the late horse’s estate approved his inclusion in the game. "The team worked with those responsible for protecting his legacy and approached the character with the utmost respect.”

got invited to a trans discord server and idk if it's eyerolling or nostalgic knowing that bottom jokes is still the peak of comedy for a lot of these people

my twitter fyp shows me the prettiest woman in the world cosplaying and you hit translate and they just be saying anything

i recently had a medical emergency that had me miss two weeks worth of wages at work, and i live paycheck to paycheck, so roughly 300 dollars will get me by for this month once i start working again. Anything you can spare helps but don't stretch yourself thin. I am very sorry it has come to this.

i appreciate every person that's willing to deal with me even if i seem like an asshole at first it's a protective layer after years of letting my guard down too quickly and someone taking advantage of it

there was a post on twitter years ago that went like "game could be complete garbage from start to finish but at the end it fades to black and text that says 'you have to live.' pops up and people call it a masterpiece" and people used that to slander xenoblade so that's my opinion on the franchise

sadly i've regressed since then

me waking up early at 7am tomorrow to watch the nintendo direct with 3 new cozy games where you collect resources to build a village

i was going to tweet "going to a random random discord server and dm'ing everyone in there 'i love you'" but i realized i'm pretty sure that happens often in certain discord servers

if 2pac wasnt okay with his portrayal in the new rgg game why doesnt he fly from cuba to japan and put an end to it

ngl i'm pretty mad that the Hawk Tuah girl is stealing my attention during Pride Month

me waking up early at 7am tomorrow to watch the nintendo direct with 3 new cozy games where you collect resources to build a village

soccer is friendslop when you think about it

getting told to go back to the kitchen is 10000% more "gender affirming" than being told i'm a comfy valid ikea sharkie whatever

oh so that's where tupacs been hiding

imagine it's bring your dad to school day and he has to explain how for a living he makes fry from futurama fortnite emote on beat to funk carioca

i will make the next jonestown but instead of killing all those people it will have pizza and xboxes to have a halo lan party

being ace has its benefits because you're more detached from the people that make goth girl mommy feet bathwater jokes in 2026 than the average person

me shittalking the kid i don't like in kindergarden: "bro is pushing 10"

if i was in cirno's perfect math class i would pass it with a C-

this guy is probably a chud but he makes the best yt videos to eat to

fun fact: kratos skin is pale white to resemble a cow in the way he's getting milked to death

introducing my wife to kanye west hoping she develops a nitrous addiction and runs for president

whitney houston was successful because she smoked newports

いい天気だね！がんぼるぞい！ translation: It's a beautiful day.

This posting sucks.

i will become the first vtuber to get an abortion

if you ever don't feel like answering a question just say you're under nda it always works

check this shit out

check this shit out

every game that came out in 2006 you are required to refer to it as "title 06" wii sports 06, oblivion 06, gears of wars 06, etc.

the first company that makes neopolitan icecream without chocolate is going to dominate the s&p 500

if i was a child stuck in a hot car i'd simply get out of the car

Dolby = 5 HAPPY 5th BIRTHDAY to my funny doggy… to celebrate we went on a superwalk. Love u buddy

the peak of comedy for a lot of people is calling someone a twink

brother from another mother

shoutout to all the cancer pams in the world like me and bondi

if east asian countries really wanted to fix their birthrate problems all they need to do is to run combo breaker in every major city every 2 weeks