No CPD yet

I have had it with these motherfucking pirates on this motherfucking bus!

So horrible. She came to UW, found a home, a wonderful place to live and thrive, and instead was murdered in her own laundry room. WTF.

Search my posts, he’s a Fetterman in a suit

JARED POLIS IS A GIANT PEICE OF SHIT.

The 36 bus, my beloved, is full of divas

Help me brainstorm my CTA Pirate Captain name.

Should I wear my pirate costume on the blue line when I get it back from the alterations today?

rebranding my account as the Opinion Section of Bluesky

The Ricketts bought up supportive housing, and they are demolishing it to build a few hundred parking spaces for Wrigley Field

If lump it into the same category as people who use the term “virtue signaling”

Giving bus riders 20-30 minutes back each round-trip is the kind of improvement that gets people out of cars and onto buses. It's totally worth it.

the only thing cars are good for

You gotta wait until the weekend but… the fit is gonna be fire

Wow this old guy just busmogged me with his pet plant

Montrose comes from the French “mountain of roses” not many people in Chicago know this

Housing policy in blue states is LGBTQ policy

actually its replies guy

Riding the bus to pickup a pirate costume. The bus is my sloop, my passengers my crew, my Ventra pass my letter of marque. We set sail for Montrose.

It’s giving London a bit

The best compliment a stranger has ever given me is, “you walked onto the bus like you owned the thing”.

I hate when coffee shops call pouring coffee “cupping”

I haven’t even begun to plank yet

If he were so lucky to have her look in his direction 💅

Alright, here's my contribution to the Is-Bluesky-Dying discourse: Bluesky is a record store davekarpf.beehiiv.com/p/bluesky-is...

I always sit on the bendy part of the bendy boi for this reason

Feliz cumple @ready4preddy.bsky.social May your chain be properly lubed and the weather warm for your big day

How does UPS lose a 35lb kettlebell in transit?

Chicago fietsers, check this out! Someone sent me this listing for a WorkCycles Secret Service omafiets for sale in Chicago. It's practically brand new and the owner is only asking $900 as it doesn't fit their condo bike room parking. (That should never happen) You need this! Listing in part 2.

finally caught a show at Annoyance Theater last night. So many cool places in Chicago that I still haven’t been. Living in a city rocks

ngl I missed The Grid

Follow these six simple steps to turn Chicago into San Francisco:

Back on it

I hope it hits 17$

I picked up this Dutch banger at a club Sunday and thought I’d share with my American music lovers

Look up and say hi my mooties

Hey it’s privately funded they can call it whatever they want

Illinois needs to build close to a quarter-million new housing units over the next few years, especially if we want our state to grow. Anyone who's willing to build new units should be encouraged to do so, even if they do happen to make a few bucks while doing so.

Lady Gaga’s accent doesn’t get enough love.

me, buying a book written by someone who I've never met but we sometimes like each other's posts on Bluesky: my friend wrote this

Bluesky is an echo chamber. Ok touch grass. I don’t care, I’m here to shitpost and not be hanging out at the nazi bar.

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I’m optimistic about the next generation of kids liberated from motonormativity

I’m in favor of 24hr transit because clubs closing at 2/4/5am but the last train closing at 1am is a vibe killer

I will straight up watch my phone ring while continuing to scroll idgaf

Why hasn’t the Netherlands embraced the humble bidet? It seems like a perfect fit for a country with lots of water, whose population is very engaged with waste reduction, and a culture that is thrifty.

Purely from an aesthetic standpoint: it kinda goes hard and really adds to the dystopian vibes right now.

Here are some Lelylaan brutalist transit architecture thirst traps for you degenerates

Has anyone published a study on how social media and the internet more generally is transforming from a peer to peer model (many to many) to a mass communication model (one/few to many)?

In case you were wondering how they clean escalators