TIL about the mythical underwater panther Mishibijiw of Lake Superior

I had the lake all to myself tonight.

It so annoying that people act like $188/mo is this lavish safety net. More like a safety shoe string (pending means testing)

A week and a half until Tehran runs out of drinking water, according to local media.

I just don’t believe all the claims about AI cutting jobs. It’s belt tightening due to over hiring during covid, high cost of capital, and maybe demand slump/rising costs and they’re cutting jobs to secure their margins.

Pride is back on the menu, boys.

a couple years ago i contracted with one of subway's ad agencies for a small rotating sandwiches collab that ultimately they decided not to publish and i never did anything with. today feels like a good day to post one of them. here's my favorite subway sandwich, the veggie delight

Remember the big southwest debacle a couple years ago where no one knew where people or assets were. Expect that at scale.

great day for the legal theory of "not guilty if it's funny enough"

Remember 10% cancellations means the plane that was supposed to show up to your *non cancelled* flight didn’t show up so now your flight is delayed or cancelled because it’s a domino effect.

Going to Potbelly to celebrate

Today is a victorious day for sub lovers

This one's got a lot of meme potential

What’s the going rate for price per whistle?

Ok but so what? What does this change?

Oh I see, once some of you have to confront the realities of YIMBYism face to face you suddenly stop being an urbanist.

that this happened at a healthcare event is just A+, no notes

Taking an afternoon walk to get my daily dose of Vitamin D* *Diet Coke

Shout out to my neighborhood moms, you are vanguards of democracy 🫡

Neighborhood moms!!! Truly!!! There are folks - parents, young people, everyone - MAKING PERIMETERS AROUND SCHOOLS FOR DROPOFF AND PICKUP because of the military occupation of our city. We keep us safe because THE FEDS are the danger!

Wow Big Sandwich got to the jury

eating lunch at 10:30 like I’m a 3rd grader

The Guardian is doing a better job than much of our domestic national media

This photo of them is just too cute

How am I just learning that these agents, at least one of whom actually wet himself, are called USPIS agents US PISS AGENTS

RETVRN

This is the highest median income neighborhood in the city.

PHOTOS: 'Yo tengo papeles': Teacher detained by immigration agents in North Center day care READ MORE HERE: chicago.suntimes.com/immigration/...

The Mummy franchise will usher in a Second Great Bi Awakening

New Metra strategic plan just dropped

You know Alderman Ray Lopez is gonna be there

Soooo @govpritzker.illinois.gov does that mean you'll stop having your state police assist ICE/DHS at the Broadview facility? Will you ensure that members of Congress can enter and see the conditions? Will you instruct your Attorney General to re-read and apply 5 ILCS 805/15?

GDP doesn’t capture the informal urban cocktail-dumpling economy. In this essay…

I traded a jar of premixed cocktail for a bag of homemade dumplings. This is what bikeable cities enable.

Now that he’s funded transit… get em JB

There are too many genres of rave music. proghouse, future ambient, dark wave, psyduck, dirty Dutch, liquid drum and base… It produces the same feeling of when someone names a Chicago suburb and expects you to know where Naperlisle Grove is.

im not mad. please dont put in the newspaper that i got mad.

Not many know this but in Europe, Mamdani would be considered right of center.

7/11 has the most ass Diet Coke mix and they charge you 2x as much as Circle K

Caltrain popularity among riders at all time high: https://blog.bayareametro.gov/posts/caltrain-popularity-among-riders-all-time-high!

"Custom" pogies for my ebike 😂 #hackbodge

The era of planes is ending, trains again rule the frontier (I wish).

Boston Market Would Like Federal Backstop For Franchise Location Investments, CFO Says

Oh no, he found me, he was right behind me, the mysterious Halloween man (@bedubble.bsky.social)

we have an important choice to make here with significant long term financial consequences to the business. let's ask my talking parrot to decide for us

The Pope being a Latino from Chicagoland does feel like a small sliver of divine intervention in this mess of a world we live in.

(Late to the party) Zohran don’t Zohwalk to the polls

I am really trying to get people to understand how much what is happening to our children in Chicago with regard to ICE abductions is like school shootings/gun violence: the random and massive exposure to this particular violence will imprint on a generation and no privilege can fully shield you.

Rise of the NY Khanate