BREAKING: it's nice to spend time with friends

"the data tells us what is valuable and where to focus" is killing half of the journalism industry

I would replace the free space "I'm not racist" with "says 'where's the community input' at a community input meeting"

These DOs and DON'Ts for housing messaging totally slap welcomingneighbors.us/messaging/ h/t @welcomingneighbors.us

I should make a NIMBY bingo card that I can bring to 'community input' meetings, hand them out to folks, and then we can shout 'bingo' when we enough NIMBY catchphrases are said

lost opportunity for fornite tbh

We need ALL of #BikeChi to come out for the Committee on Pedestrian and Traffic Safety Complete Streets Monday 2/9 at 1pm. We've been keeping close tabs on our haters and we know they're planning to pack this meeting. Let's show them whose streets these are. Feedback: airtable.com/appzWPBWupXr...

after much trial and error i have determined the correct way to watch blade runner is to play the director’s cut on laserdisc on a crt piled with a bunch of other miscellaneous 1980s tech equipment

The power of bus:

The lack of car free households in the NW, despite an AMAZING number of transit corridor options (multiple Metra and L lines) is heartbreaking.

These hot tub boaters are probably having an amazing time tonight

kind of funny that an olympian said they are here to represent "compassion, respect, and love for others" and some people automatically knew that was a statement against them

With the most robust rail network in the American Midwest, Chicago has the 2nd largest number of car-free households of any metro area (behind only NYC) Most of those households live around the L, especially the Red Line and western parts of the Blue & Green Lines

*Anti-bike lane NIMBY voice* Why do we have all this car infrastructure if no one is using it?

This is why I have never understood substack. It’s just a wordpress. org site with a newsletter.

Proof is back - Looks gorgeous, I can't wait! Thanks @nikhunder.com for translating the photo into a design.

it's a shame that 'autumn changes' is the least popular song on Four Seasons of Love because it's an absolute bop

Legislation has been introduced in Illinois to require the department of transportation to consider quick build bike lanes for rapid implementation ilga.gov/Legislation/... #SB3627

If you’re a retail corporation, every time you let Bovino use your restroom is going to cost you five billion dollars. And if you’re looking for someone to blame, blame your CEO.

this is so funny, god bless louise lucas, Hero of the Commonwealth

Starbucks could never

Ok but these are sick and I know a few ladies who’d go rabid over these

I think we’ve finally answered why Austin Powers’ penis enlargement pump was Swedish-made

I made a hand delivered birthday card to a friend who likes gardening: 1) Gold and Pink watercolor peony 2) Hand-cut tomato “stamp”

Easily demagogued and propagandized

I think Eva of SwiftOnSecurity posted about this a while ago and I turned it on and so should you

Seated in the most succulent part of the bus

My favorite type of bus drivers are the bus driver girlies who rizz up passengers on their outfits when they board. True urbanism queens.

A Ratatouille rip of from Dreamworks called Meowpoix and it’s the same story but instead it is a street cat.

“Chicknfila is better” “Popeyes is my favorite” “I like churches” “KFC is the all timer” Actually Jewel Osco’s deli counter fried chicken is GOAT

AOC / BAD BUNNY 2028

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The concept of “Illegal immigration” is so dumb, I didn’t realize having unquenching lust to live the American dream is a crime “Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest!, What is the charge? LOVING AMERICA? Yearning for a succulent American Thanksgiving meal?”

BREAKING: US STRATEGIC POKÉMON CARD RESERVE LOSES $5B IN VALUE

If you are a politician and just now realizing he’s racist…

Maybe we should have built a new metro system or something with that money.

This comedian accidentally says the quiet part out loud about subsidized car privilege in NYC (which is why we need to price parking at its real value / eliminate street parking)

Raja is the only one doing mailers right now to my zip code

It’s a good day to bike bus

I got this one specifically for my muppet treasure island birthday invites

Behold these beautiful wax seals I have acquired 🩷 peonies 💛 arc de triomphe 🤎 sleepy baby on the bookshelf 💚 Themis, Greek goddess of justice

Can i get an “ahoy me mateys” in the chat, maybe a few “shiver me timbers”?

My complaining worked and it got here in 10

The Dorval Drought has ended

WE ARE SO BACK

“New” data is even a stretch, it’s well established

Yes! Yes!!!