It's called range.

Julie & Julia would be even greater if they replaced all the Julie parts with more Stanley Tucci and Meryl Streep scenes

science says you should read my posts

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The CTA told me traffic keeps wasting bus operator time so I asked how many bus operators they have and they said they just go to the job fair and get a new operator afterwards so I said it sounds like they're just feeding bus operators to traffic and then bus riders started crying.

Anyone in the Chicago area want an air fryer, or know someone who does? A good model, I’m told, never even taken out of the box. (I won it.) It’s free for whomever wants to take it off my hands, you just need to come to Noble Square to pick it up. DM me. This HAS to be a good deal for someone!

gettin shitty #shittycamerachallenge

Folks I witnessed a Christmas miracle right next to the bean: CPD foot patrol actually ticketed a person for parking (using their park anywhere lights) at a bus stop.

One more cat themed design, the stamp is quite shallow so the edges sometimes imprinted but I just think it makes the cat look like it’s vibrating, finished with a wax stamp of two cats cuddling.

Finishing up gift wrapping with my Christmas village stamp and pine tree themed wrapping paper.

It’s the “season of love and giving”…but this year, doesn’t it seem more like a “season of fear and taking”? Like many of you, I’ve been saddened by the human impact of draconian government budget cuts and how angry many housed Americans are at unhoused Americans. 🧵 1 of 9

Finished up the wrapping

I didn’t get to finish the wrapping of this on e before I went to a game night, but I call this my bike bus wrapping paper

#3 is a classy black, white, and gold

#2 is snowflake themed

I made handmade wrapping paper and wrapped my first gift with gold twine and a wax seal to make sure the Grinch doesn’t steal the contents before Christmas

As a regular traveler on the North Ave. corridor I can walk faster than @chicagocta.bsky.social buses travel during peak times from Halsted to the Chicago River. Buses on public streets providing affordable mobility for the general public should not be boxed in by single occupancy private vehicles.

Bank of America's literal founding is because of DEI. The Bank of Italy, BOFA's predecessor, opened in California in 1904 by Amadeo Peter Giannini after the SF fire and banks would not loan to Italians and they decided they would It's *the* DEI bank.

i think one way of addressing the clever boy problem in journalism is that you should have to do stints actually making the product: layout, production, photo editing, advertising, coding, whatever. i think it’s good for you

God I refuse to take anyone seriously who says Stancilism

Bulgarian Chicago business owner dies in ICE custody, sparking calls for 'immediate investigation' abc7chicago.com/post/bulgari...

Sorrry Plo Koon but I needed my taro smoothie

it is extremely funny that the American populace unironically treated the era of seeing of "help wanted" signs as a bad sign

We’re all talking shit about your AI Christmas card in the group chat.

Playing Capitalism the Gathering

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It’s pretty nuts how underpraised blade runner 2049 is. Once I heard he was doing dune I was stoked.

I have an extra ticket for this tonight at the Aragon if anyone wants it for free. DM me!

Hahaha, another online influencer becoming a shill for the pedestrian-industrial complex. Big Walking is just a conspiracy to make you healthier and happier--don't let them corrupt you!

I don’t know what the Kennedy center is. It sounds like something uppity east coast liberals (or secret republicans) would care about thus it must inherently be bad

The dm and the unfollow button are too close to each other @bsky.app

Seasonally appropriate joke: Jesus’s greatest miracle was having 12 close friends in his mid 30s

Chicago’s branch manager

Staycations rock when you live in Chicago can’t wait for 18 days of pure Chicago

Big announcement coming later today….

I actually don’t understand what’s happening here. How or why could this happen? Same joke three times in a week??

***My department is hiring*** Assistant Professor of the History of Brazil networks.h-net.org/jobs/69649/s...

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Who is down for a beer at 5pm on. the. dot. I need this break.

email jobs: required for social stability

White men are 30% of the US and if they look around the room and see it’s less than 90% white men they think it’s affirmative action.

true feminism has never been tried

54° on Christmas? I gotta grab my Tommy Bahama out of storage

The best thing about the bus is being able to jump off on a moments notice because I decided to get a bagel at the bagelshop.

I’m being watched

We heard about 18th & Wabash, a brand new protected intersection planned to help keep people biking and walking safe, so we trekked out in the cold after some snow, just in time to film it before it was partially rolled back. So what's all the fuss about? www.youtube.com/watch?v=UpKJ...

where my Bus Madonna’s at?

Mr. president a dose of Woke has hit the right shoulder.

Having a doctor my age is great since hopefully he lives slightly longer than I do so I don’t have to find a new doctor in my 70s

Generating shareholder value on The Bus (answering emails). Take that cars.