Nothing about The Mandalorian and Grogu looks interesting to me. I feel like the series said all there was to say and then some, and the "hey look at the thing from the old movies here it is again wow" just really doesn't do it for me anymore.

Please Nightdive, I beg of thee

it's 2025 and a roadkill-eating, rock-gargling human catcher's mitt is in charge of the nation's health

I have lost a whole lot of time today to sitting in one place thinking "I really should go eat something"

Jimmy Kimmel had announced on instagram he would be using the time off to raise a new rescue puppy, now his latest post is a 15 second video of dropping it off on the shoulder of the Hollywood Freeway and driving away. For all of you celebrating.

famously devoid of ideology guy Indiana Jones, who had no feelings at all about Nazis or where priceless artifacts belonged

guy in yet another Alien sequel grimly intoning "we got sonic electronic ballbreakers, we got nukes, we got knives, sharp sticks" in a stage whisper as he prepares to light off some absurd CG-addled kill

[immature snicker]

hey do you think I should watch Hellraiser: Revelations for a laugh

president of the united states says catastrophically stupid, wrong bullshit, a nation rolls its eyes and shrugs in weariness

lmao Stephen Miller, well known source of beauty, light and goodness

Bro gets shot for the full runtime of the movie

Babe are you ok? You've hardly touched your Buitoni Macaroni Twiki Captain Protein Enriched Macaroni Product 50% More Protein

starting the week right, blasting loads of hot jizz

It's my birthday so, to celebrate, here are some vampires and elves, for which age is irrelevant.

dunno if 10 hours of livestreamed garment rending and teeth gnashing by the weirdest people on earth is gonna change the fact that they woke all their dragons day one. you're already literally invading america! oh is a second set of gloves coming off? have we seen the end of your famous restraint

The worst 2011 post-rock band you've ever heard

"How badly a cartoon character gets treated isn't the problem, the problem is that people might be jacking off to impure thoughts" literally who gives a shit you insufferable god-fearing fucking wimp go back to the kids' table

Oh you assumed the cartoon character getting plowed is consenting because they look happy? How naïve. They're pretending because they were coerced by the other character. There's actually untold amounts of abuse happening to cartoon characters behind the scenes. We must take waifu welfare seriously

i will torture and abuse my barbies and you cannot stop me but you can leave

the dude in Robocop who got shot in the dick actually consented to it. all of the people who died in that movie have notarized letters in a safe deposit box that say things like "i consent to dying and/or having my dick shot off."

forgive me

This is really at the heart of it. The notion that fictional character can or cannot consent in a meaningful way is insanity. It's especially ridiculous given how powerful the self-moderation tools are here.

King has this interesting push-pull dynamic between his love for outsider characters and his latent social conservatism and distrust of the Other that flourish in certain small town communities.

LORD OF THE RINGS OATMEAL FLAVORS Cinnamonabrimbor Protein Banana Frodo Gollum & Creme Steel Cut Rolled Boromir Looks like Flax is Back on the Menu, Boys! Brandalf with Lothloraisins Overnight Dwarf

Check out this lazy little guy

really not sure why it's so desperately important to insert consent (of all things) into an intangible nonreal space. fiction is already the fantasy. it's defined by its border. like actually grow up lol

In fact I'm going to go ahead and say you should watch all of BLUE, which is an absolutely chill and gorgeous way to spend an hour inside a dream. youtu.be/XycrW29cYPg?...

and yeah bluesky's new moderation guidelines are some real shit that will only be used to hurt queer people and survivors, big shock. great going guys, you fucking did it, you clowns

Jonna Lee is god www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETCn...

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just got fired for "laughing my ass off" at the lawyer in jurassic park getting chomped down by a t-rex while he's on the potty and yelling "get fucked u dumb bitch" at the screen

INCREDIBLE

tits or ass? bro, the way she cannot forget Carcosa where black stars hang in the heavens; where the shadows of men's thoughts lengthen in the afternoon, when the twin suns sink into the lake of Hali; and the way her mind will bear forever the memory of the Pallid Mask.

the Ronnie Mac's staff when I order a double big mac with a large fries

over on X The Everything App they're saying Tyler Robinson was turned evil by furry porn video games that's enough politics for today

When Bo Burnham appeared on an episode The Green Room with Paul Provenza, he was in a room with Garry Shandling and a bunch of other much better comics and his first line was "I have a question: who are you guys?" To which Shandling effortlessly replied, "that's so good, because it's so mutual."

Trump's $15b filing against the NYT tossed out because for the first 80 pages he couldn't stop calling them big dummy doo doo heads who were mean to him and didn't kiss his ass enough

The Senate has passed a unanimous resolution that citizens wishing to use food banks must run across a live minefield to get bread and canned goods while the event is livestreamed

Where is the politician grandstanding about inflation in energy drinks? My people have needs

Nothing like a little poetry on a Friday evening.

This is my process for making a d&d character

Regal Cinema’s got a double feature of Creepshow and Trick ‘r Treat scheduled for October 14. Top tier counter programming for anyone who wants it

lmao absolutely not. get fucked

Fuck me this is bleak. But please, do continue to use GenAI slop thumbnails for your YouTube videos, or your album art, or your book covers or whatever else. I'll continue to refuse to watch/listen/read any of them, knowing already they're not worth the time & that you're a disappointing lazy hack.

looks like it’s up to the unemployed people like me with nothing to lose to rise up and make fun of the president