>jingle bell noises >YOU'RE NOW LISTENING TO >grandma run over by a reindeer noises >125.12 >holy chanting >REAL JOLLY FM >christmas cookie oven ding >WHERE WE PLAY NOTHIN BUT HOLIDAY CLASSICS >santa claus going ho ho ho >THIS AIN'T YOUR GRINCH'S STATION >imagine dragons - radioactive starts playing

Alternate universe Archie Bunker heaving himself out of his recliner and declaring "I'm goin' to the toilet to 'create some content' Edith!"

i’m setting you free. i’m releasing you from the discourse

My idiot buddy Corey showing up with an ornate dirk even tho he knows damn well that the dirk was the archetypical function over form blade for the everyman. We look like complete assholes over here.

rock and roll photos

I'm not doing anything for Christmas. Not a GOD DAMN THING

Merry Christmas!

And Tiny Tim, who finally got his cake, Bedelia,

With more people spotted unapologetically eating lead paint chips and huffing gasoline, the cultural taboo against it shows signs of ebbing

"DIE FOR DARKSEID err I mean, a super exciting new job in space"

Bluesky Tip: A lot of the words in Bluesky posts aren't that important! Pretty sure you've got the gist of it? Go ahead and get started on your reply!

it happened to me: i misclicked on the steam window and now i had to google how to exit big picture mode

Alright. Our short film is NOT IN FIRST PLACE ANYMORE. This is problematic. Pretty please fix it? Vote for #iHunt!!! www.shortoftheyear.com/audience-cho...

hello I'm Kevin Costner's 3D homunculus someone made from a Blender file downloaded from an Unreal Tournament fan site in 2005 and this here is the story of the first christmas

BROTHERS (2009) seems to get promoted as the story of a love triangle between a Marine, his wife, and his brother, but it's really about PTSD and survivor's guilt and what trauma does to people. Incredible performance by Maguire. Shame about the U2 on the soundtrack though

I prefer it when movies are about something other than what they're about

shovin french fries in my gob and watchin a movie. merry christmas every-one

dungeons of daggorath, screenshot, trs-80 coco (1982) www.youtube.com/watch?v=NotV...

1) a girl in my acting class in college came up to me at the end of the year and blurted "I LIKE YOU! You're like this great big beautiful shining diamond!" 2) My favorite author, the one who made me want to be a writer, read a flash fiction piece of mine and said he really loved it.

This is very specific to me and my self-image. In 1999 I was making a web series. For a lot of reasons — including convenience — I was the lead actor, as well as writing and directing. It was a sci-fi/spy thing, and me and the DP shot it guerrilla style, getting cool shots where we could.

Auntie's playing 5D chess living in 2036

me watching chocolate chip cookies in the oven

[voice from the beyond] "Megyn, stay away from black neighborhoods,"

And Tiny Tim, who DID die, sorry, I just didn't want to bum you out on a holiday,

Last Christmas I gave you my heart The very next day Kali ma shakti de

apparently it was very urgent to get my freelance assignments in before Christmas, but them paying me, not quite so urgent. freelancing fucking rocks I love it so much

Elf Somersault Kick! 🦶🏻💥 - Dungeons & Dragons: Shadow Over Mystara (Arcade)

@folktunes.bsky.social Eternum 0.8 release dates!

done girded my loins for nothin

A FRIEND of ours... a COP... he ate some Pizza Hut and... HE PUKED

It's so bizarre that A CHRISTMAS STORY wound up being canonized, because it is a deeply weird movie. It's subversive (as many other Bob Clark movies are), and clearly made by someone who was born in the States, immigrated to Canada, and with distance, saw the gun fetishism of America & satirized it

how long's an Internet chatroom?

Some rando asked me last night "why do I care" about making fun of Will Stancil and it's because being deeply risible is the only value Will Stancil adds to this site or indeed the world

I feel like I'm being a bit of a broken record here, but the Norton Critical Edition of Dracula.

Hey smart people QT this with the best book you read this year

If Christopher Lee called me a lumpkin, I would simply die

the teaser for Disney's Marvel's Avengers: Doomsday is a daring experiment... what would happen if you made a whole genre seem suicidally depressed

Purgatory

i'm about to look at the trap, Ray

hmm, yes. yes, very good

European Vacation should have been about a suave French woman stealing her away from Clark and then Clark descends into a "Under The Volcano/Leaving Las Vegas" style attempt to drink himself to death.

He's on his way home and Homer is writing about it! That's why they call it a "way homer"!

Thinking about one of the most gorgeous pieces of movie music ever created www.youtube.com/watch?v=72ye...

can attest that steve does good work!

I’ve spoiled my child! I’ve spoiled my boy!

whomst among us