That TPUSA halftime show is gonna be like the Velvet Underground's first album; only a couple hundred people watched it but every single one of them will tase themselves in the balls on January 6th part 2

If you're following me for political dunks you should know that they're fairly rare and most of my posts are just clownish nonsense

haha accurate

Lately I've been having these really banal anxiety dreams, like I dreamed I was back working at Pizza Hut like when I was 19-20 and no one would tell me how make pizzas or man the phones or do anything, they just said do it

"Since then, the sumbitches have just gotten greedier" remains an evergreen statement in many contexts

Remember when Charlie Kirk got shot and the right was like "THIS IS CIVIL WAR!" and three weeks later he was completely forgotten about? That's going to be most all the rest of these assholes too

I do take a small scrap of comfort in knowing Megyn Kelly is miserable down to her core every day of her life

hey you -- yes you. let's dance

My toxic traits is I blind buy films that get recommended to me and then I don't watch them. I've had PHANTOM OF THE PARADISE on deck for like two weeks and THE VISITOR for like... uh... longer than I'd care to admit

Hell, half of them are probably 70+ years old. One good push at the top of a staircase and we start solving problems

right where I want to be

so uhh are anyone's notifications broken right now or

hey you -- yes you. let's dance

Yourself, but as a cartoon -- you see, the joke is no one knows who the fuck this guy is

"Angry... like my BUTTHOLE after I EAT IT, am I right?" [crickets and awkward silence as I mug for the camera, awaiting nonexistent laughter]

Encountering an unskippable cutscene in a video game is a guarantee that someone in the physical world is going to need your immediate undivided attention

so, nothing, then?

WIRED coming off really threatening tbh

"Well get off the air, ya cracker!"

Originally read this as "and other godless toppings on this Norwegian pizza"

made a terrible mistake and ate a piece of beef jerky. the dog smelled it on my breath and is now going bugfuck. he loves beef jerky so much I had to stop having it in the house

imagine being named Kid Rock at 55 years old

I have two accounts with nitro and I just canceled them both. you should too if you want to stop this crap

Bilbo: hey Gandalf have you lined up the musical act for my birthday party yet? Gandalf: do not take me for some conjurer of Cheap Trick

Pretty tired of these dumb greedy fucks turning everything to shit

I don't know what GTA VI will look like; I only know GTA VII will be made with sticks and stones

The halftime show apparently made our dipshit president real mad. good

(seeing Chewbacca on stage at the medal ceremony in A New Hope) hey what the fuck that's the guy who ripped my arms off when i won battle chess

Last night, rewatched THE ROCK and it's amazing how that movie feels like a parody of itself

Rob Schneider watching the TPUSA halftime show with tears streaming down his face because Bad Bunny has taken everything from him

I normally wouldn't remark about not watching the super bowl but the remarks in my feed about the commercials are making me extra glad I'm not

[guy yelling into the phone in the movie PLEASANTVILLE] "listen to me! You don't get it! We're losing all the basketball games because these kids can't stop fucking and sucking! They're seeing colors! It's a nonstop fuck parade at Lover's Lane!"

Smartest AI VC guy

If anyone is selling you the opportunity to make money, *you* are how *they* make money and the 'secret' they have is convincing people like you to pay them. There will be a lot of smoke & mirrors to make it look like you have agency, but the product is your gullibility.

internet archive i love u

Who is Robert Cop talking to? Is he asking a criminal to uphold the law or asking a fellow cop to freeze? Boy I sure hope someone got fired for this blunder

*drives by in a beat up, white Lincoln Continental blasting the gangsta rap whilst making and maintaining severe eye contact

operation logic bomb, screenshot, snes (1993) www.mobygames.com/game/12694/o...

GET OFF MY PAGE

"If you need an hour to cook a meal and I only need 10 seconds to shit onto a dinner plate, who's going to win the race?"

Neo, stop trying to hit me and HIT ME

Watching this and Ana de Armas sure is killing a lot of people, which is what I came for so I'm happy

I’m not arguing with no account defending AI. My grandmother lives in an area being environmentally compromised currently by an ai data center. I remember the color of the lake before they built it and the sludge I see in it when I go to see her. Shut the fuck up about “the benefits of AI” forever.

I like how the mob boss in John Wick is like "he is literally a mythological figure, he has killed a million billion people, he can't be stopped by anyone or anything, anyway send six of our okayest guys to take him out"

One of many great Golden Boy faces

Jacob Elordi Bagordy

He understood what movie he was in and came correct!

Eddie Redmayne did absolutely nothing wrong in his performance, I will die on this hill