That's easy

this doesn't even have the full context which makes it funnier

I watched the trailer (in a private window so as not to fuck my algorithm) and besides the fact it looks soul-blastingly dull and unfunny let's just say this poster is being... extremely forgiving to Dean Cain

The “real feel” is 109°? How about you “really feel” my foot when I break it off in your ass!

Ah, yeah, see, here's ya problem. You're openin it with ya hands but whatta lotta people don't know is, it's not hands that call it, it's desire. Very common misconception. Now what you're gonna wanna take and do is

"Hey Carmine what's electro-swing?" Imagine with me, my love: It's the 1950s, there's coke in the Coca-Cola, you're on molly at the soda fountain hallucinating your milkshake is talking dirty to you through the jukebox and you're overstimulated enough to murder your white husband.

Had fun writing this one, here it is from the official feed

"Look, kid... go fuck a duck"

That's easy

ART SCHOOL CONFIDENTIAL is on Criterion Channel this month and I have to go to bat for one of my favorite dark comedies. A wildly misanthropic film that's just Zwigoff venting his spleen about art school. www.criterionchannel.com/videos/art-s...

as a video game archivist, all I can say is I'm looking forward to the PS6 being the first video game console were we've lost 100% of the games library!

Have a "Noor death experience" when you read... no... no, never mind, check out Noor's work, she's awesome

I love renowned and treasured zine writer Sara Century

I think we should go back to cartridges. Cartridges were and are cool

also just in general stop fixating on what specific rhetoric is going to make us more palatable to the normies. human rights should not be dependent on meekly asking for approval!! the correct argument to people challenging your rights is "fuck off" !!

So I guess I've bought my last gaming console lol. Fine, fuck it

Disclosure Day but I'm dead-stopped in the middle of a city street watching video footage of every fast-casual salad chain in America colluding to supply less dressing than ever before

Welp. I just spent about six hundred dollars between air conditioner repair that didn't hold and a portable unit for my bedroom. I work from home and have pets that overheat in our tiny little house. If anyone needs character art, my comms are open, and I'm always grateful for your business! ✨

I could totally decode the Voynich Manuscript very easily, by the way, if I tried. I've just been real busy

I think I'm done with this painting now. Final title "Map of Budapest".

share an image that captures your essence

I had to block someone for saying the Bakshi Lord of the Rings is the "worst animated movie ever made." Clearly they've never seen The Haunted World of El Superbeasto* * which I have, three times

if you were a cartoon villain in 80s and you had a plan you yelled it out with a hearty laugh. and if someone asked you how you intended to accomplish this plan, you just yelled the plan louder. this is also true of klingons in star trek: tng and ds9

I do genuinely feel bad for anyone who feels otherwise as well as the devs who are or soon to be out of work, but every bit of video game news now just makes me glad I generally only play little indie games or shit that's 10+ years old

america, fuck yeah

The actor who portrayed Gandalf just wildly overdid it in every frame and god bless him for that

Periodic reminder I have a book. You can buy it. Still the only nonfiction work on love, sex, and gender in the life and works of H. P. Lovecraft, his contemporaries, and literary heirs. www.hippocampuspress.com/h.p-lovecraf...

guy whose gf is always scratching at the walls from inside his crawlspace: babe what are you thinking for dinner tonight, because im feeling chinese but we did just have hot pot with your coworkers on tuesday gf: [screech! chitter! skitter stomp stomp CRASGH] guy: haha totally. i love you so much 🥰

I am not made for Capitalism. Every relationship I have feels cheapened and dehumanized by the exchange of money. Everything becomes a hollow experience because it is meted out by an arbitrary quantification of worth. It makes me feel as if the only true emotion or relational value is exploitation

scenes without spaceships are unnecessary in movies. it does nothing to advance what spaceships exist in that world. what am i supposed to point at and go "what spaceship is that, i haven't seen it before, what's the name of that spaceship class..."

stop staring into the pit of despair you dumb bitch

I wrote about Michael Mann’s Thief

Transness is eternal. There will be happy, fulfilled trans people that exist long after each and every one of these fuckers has long since passed. We will fight like hell for each and every one of our living and we will proceed in spiteful joy because unlike them we are building the future.

I saw NO WAY OUT for the first time recently and I don't think I've ever been blindsided by a movie that hard

If we lost an eye we would be sad. So the Mother too is sad, and she'll end, and the world ends

There is a reported service outage in your area, but you're online. Remain where you are. Agents are being dispatched to resolve the anomaly

Royalton in SPEED RACER

He's seeing monsters He's losing his mind and he feels it going

Wretched creatures stretch Through the hoop again No fault Nothing ever gained www.youtube.com/watch?v=hzki...

I can not be the only person who wishes there had been a Brooks/Lynch road trip movie, right? I mean just the two of them, driving across country and seeing ... THINGS.

There's a film-studies article from the 70s that said horror is about the loss of control over the character's destiny. They specifically listed Colossus: The Forbin Project as an example and that movie is NOTHING BUT the smartest people alive learning how fucked everything is.

grab your beef liver and xbox controllers, boys, masculinity is in a crisis

This is the stance I try to write my books from. Most good horror starts here. You're already fucked. Now what?

You wouldn't even need to put Robert Eggers' name on this for movie geeks to know it's one of his. It's nigh unto overflowing with Eggersisms www.youtube.com/watch?v=cmjp...

What's it like inside your head?

thinking this morning how capitalism infects every discourse with its insistence on 'efficiency' manifesting in narrative arts as the demand for a straight undecorated line between A and B and capitalism rewards people who think like this with power & influence over the rest of us

This is where Baja Blast came from originally

the other thing about sex scene discoursers is that people who care about "moving the plot forward" do not like art