Bubbles have but one purpose, and it is to burst, my dear boy

Smoking on that shit that fills me with empathy for my bathroom spiders

Less Plot Hole More Show Hole

RPG Create-a-Character Screen Before Any Choices Have Been Made

Lee Cronin's The Mummy

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Girl someone missed out on X-Men Themed MSN RP Chatrooms

A lot of people are still in the denial about how much the median Democratic voter, the median Democratic volunteer, and the median Democratic activist has shifted on a variety of issues. Well here's the handpicked candidate of Chuck Schumer being booed, about Gaza, at the Dem convention.

I Think You, Starfox, Leave

The Story of the Story of the Story of Machu Picchu

Mowed my lawn with a physical push mower and passed away

Double whammy of leopard eating face and vehicular manslaughter'll do that to ya

Lost another one folks

Aw hell yeah just when you thought things couldn't get any dumber

TAPPING THE SIGN ONCE MORE

I wish I was a batter I wish I was fatter I wish I had a beer that was near And colder

We have entered the “you can’t kill me if I commit suicide” phase of American Decline

I clearly have neither, with my ass being as flat as the horizon

Moby is looking rough

Mood

I will NEVER hamper your third eye's ability to function

Megyn Kelly doing the line from Clifford (1994)

Holy fucking shit it's real lol Olivia Reingold of the Free Press asks Abdul El-Sayed "does Israel have a right to exist as a Jewish state?" AES: "What do you mean by a Jewish state?" [...] "If you can't define the question, I'm not gonna answer it.

Donald Trump must be removed from office for threatening war crimes and genocide. Speaker Johnson: bring the House back into session. Invoking the 25th Amendment and impeachment must be on the table, but Congress should also move on a War Powers resolution to stop Trump.

You have more in common with the people of Iran than you do with anyone in this administration, any member of the technocracy, anyone who is profiting from this war, or any billionaire. When you see Iranians forming human chains outside key infrastructure sites, you should feel a sense of kinship.

Not gonna lie this is super fucked

We've all heard this once or twice, am I right fellas??

He is Ryzen

Gotta love your local library, folks

Going to Kwik Trip to fill up at the Bean Pump

Gamers Roll Call

Yep I remember when the comedy club booked him for an extended weekend (and it sold out) and then they blocked everybody on Twitter who dared speak up about it SA Money is still money to those without morals

Hey look! Some loser tried to label my ass! Yeah, I do hate AI! Let everyone know!

BREAKING: Israel's Knesset has passed a law to execute Palestinian detainees. Death by hanging. Mandatory sentencing. No pardon. 90 days to carry out. It applies through military courts with a 96% conviction rate. It does not apply to Israelis.

captimes.com/entertainmen... Again, not a liar! Read'er up!

There is no ethical consumption of HBO’s Harry Potter series

Walter has an offering for you

Doing some dang improv

His name is Johnny Depp, because he's not Deep

Me circa 1995

Showed my lady some of my old-ass stand-up and she said it was "cute," which is what all failed comedians want to hear about their material

Experiencing amazing schadenfreude seeing the job I quit to go back to school a year ago has finally been booted off the NYSE and is now basically a worthless husk of a company :)

I'm no liar! It's finally live isthmus.com/arts/comedy/...