About to teach my last lesson of the year (still here tomorrow just not leading anything) and I get to do my film analysis intro stuff again! Threw in a clip from Misery, because you gotta show respect.

"I don't give a fuck about your holiday, or your Whos."

John Carpenter's THE GRINCH

Society not claiming Elon like:

Found out from the man himself last night that John Waters was to be in Final Destination: Bloodlines as a man who gets squished by falling debris, but he got COVID and had to drop out. I want nothing more than for that pleasant man to become a pile of cinematic viscera; it's what he wants!

Listen. I’m really good at judging the art separate from the artist, but JK Rowling (and her bigotry and funding trans oppression) is inseparable from Harry Potter Stop spending money on this franchise. It’s not worth it

i'm genuinely surprised by the number of people still under the impression posting on here is Doing Politics and not something to do while procrastinating on our actual work

Ah damn look who showed up

:(

When corey cunningham wasn't voted time magazine's person of the year in 2023:

me when I see those Alison Brie holiday Macy’s commercials

Eight losers fucked us all, very cool

Important news

Shoulda just made a small business and applied for a PPP loan instead of going to school; at least those got forgiven

Man this is a heck of a poor write-up. "Why wasn't 'xyz' nominated? It's so Popular!" is not an argument. People didn't like Wicked 2, per critics it's not as good as Wicked, hence it not being nommed. Christy was failed Oscar bait, hence it not being nommed. What is this article?

Oops! All Tommy Wiseaus

The lonesome creative's journey

Squeamish pirate on his first day of work: Wait, you want me to swab WHAT deck???

Decorating

Everyone involved in this should rot in hell

This Sucks :(

About to get Blair Witch'd

Spotify Wrapped whispered in my ear portents of great and vast doom, but it also said my listening age was 67 so clearly it cannot be trusted

Holy fucking shit The crisis is upon us Earth CBB Prime, save us all

This is my best friend Bat Man

You should see the firewood; I couldn't even get it through the door!

My Intro to Film Analysis went over real well with the kids today! They already knew the difference between SFX and VFX and were simply glued to the scenes that were being broken down. Always nice to feel accomplished eh?

Late to the party but we just watched Friendship (2024) and yeah it really is like if The Cable Guy and Punch-Drunk Love had a dang baby.

Playing RimWorld instead of unpacking or making a lesson or reading, living the dream

Its time for a day at the movies.

SCROOGE (Walton Goggins) (VO): It had been seven years Old Marley had been dead. Unless this is known, nothing fantastic can be understood MARLEY (Danny McBride) flings open BEDROOM DOOR: Hey Scrooge what's up you sassy son of a bitch. Who decorated this place Jack the Ripper

Sweet Boy and his Pirate Rooster

He looks like a Satoshi Kon character. Del Griffith is beautiful and my friend

Grateful for my sweet angel dogboy, my pals, my lady, this new house, and my enduring affability.

Yep, we finally made it! Now just to move everything. Where's Ripley and her power loader when you need her?

Nailed corn: almost one million views. I got into the wrong profession, jeez louise.

Millions of peaches, peaches for me Millions of peaches, peaches for free

Anybody else ever think about the dog from Anatomy of a Fall?

We have plates for every dang occasion. We use different plates for each different piece of dinner. This is the equivalent of George Costanza's shirt-by-emotion organizing system.

Just made a Pinheadterest account to find some inspiration for home decor ideas. Man, horror and chains really dominate the aesthetic of all these feeds!

The existence of Tyler, the Creator implies a horrifying reality of a Tyler, the Destroyer

I am become the Sisyphus of Smoky Chips, weighed down by the weight of my consequences

Masking his pain

Egg Boy

Holidays are coming up, a perfect time to remind your MAGA family members that Epstein is only part of the story, Trump has been importing foreign sex traffickers and giving them special protection. Then ask, "so did Trump bring the Tate brothers here as a replacement for Epstein's services?"

I'm cheering

@milesklee.bsky.social Chip thread intrigue for your viewing

Saturday Night

I'm designing a presentation on grammar, drinking metamucil, wearing a cardigan; yeah, you could say I'm oldmaxxing rn