What is a movie that's in your top 25 that is unlikely to be in anyone else's? (Take four. They're small. I'm also willing to guess that nobody else has all these in their top 25.)

Every time I see someone talk about Claude I think about how they switched from female to male names as soon as they wanted the robots to seem like experts vs personal assistants.

How Volodymr Zelenskyy manages to survive in a literal war without a ballroom to keep him safe is just shocking to me.

"How will New York and California survive if all the rich people leave?" It's so funny you should ask that, I was just wondering how I will survive this camping trip without any leeches, mosquitoes, or ticks in my tent

thinking about the gould quote again

This is what you want to see when you watch a movie

This is what you want to see when you watch a movie

This is what you want to see when you watch a movie

The rules of Fibonacci Club: 1. You do not talk about Fibonacci Club 1. You do not talk about Fibonacci Club 2. You you do do not not talk talk about about Fibonacci Fibonacci Club Club

Hello to the FBI/Secret Service/NSA people now monitoring this account because apparently the attempted shooter liked a few of my posts in the last month, here's a picture of my cat to get you started

this is america. you could find yourself within 100yds of a shooting at any time, in any place. school, the grocery store, a movie theater, a block party, a public park… it happens to regular people every day. but this week we’ll get 50+ weepy op-eds because it happened to the guys who write op-eds

Meanwhile, at the White House correspondents dinner:

I think we could do with a little less "Don't worry, I'm allowed to make this art because I'm traumatized in these ways." and a lot more "Don't worry, I'm allowed to make this art because I'm allowed to make any art. And also, it's none of your fucking business whether or not I am traumatized."

Trump Appears To Doze During Stroke

This photo should be on the front page of every single newspaper in America today.

Drop something from the 1980s

Staten Island traffic cameras have caught a white RAM 1500 pickup truck blasting through school zones or running red lights more than 547 times since 2022. The truck belongs to James Giovansanti, who lives and works there as an NYPD officer. nyc.streetsblog.org/2026/04/23/t...

Yes, Swiss scientist Fritz Zwicky coined the term “dark matter” which is impressive, but he also coined the term “spherical bastard” to describe people who are bastards no matter which way you look at them, and I think that should be celebrated more.

Sources say that if Kash Patel cannot stop binge drinking and spending taxpayer dollars on his personal travel, Donald Trump is prepared to fire the highest ranking woman at the FBI.

Me trying to be normal

I feel like not enough reviewers know they had to remake the entire final third of the Michael Jackson movie because it falsely exonerated him, and it turned out the kid’s lawyer foresaw that shit in the 1990s and made sure to include a clause that the estate could never ever do that on film.

God DAMN.

Hey, Evil Dead 6 is coming out on Telstar Day. Neat!

Deadites at the Large Hadron Collider? EVIL DEAD CERN.

You know, if you're anti-anti-KKK, there's a really quick way to describe your politics accurately.

in honor of The Onion officially taking over InfoWars, what’s a conspiracy theory you 100% believe? Michael Jordan was doing the exact same shit as Pete Rose (gambling on games his team played in) during his playing career and Nike+the NBA have…done what it took to keep that quiet.

CRISWELL PREDICTS: Dersh is not NECESSARILY a child molester, but wants to hang out with a bunch of them.

This Is Just To Say I have turned off the AI features that were in the update and which you were probably hoping to monetize Fuck you they were stupid so unnecessary and so annoying

Get excited. www.nytimes.com/2026/04/20/b...

Bluesky aiming to become the new Twitter by being broken all the fucking time

[shocked pikachu.jpeg]

JoeMeek, my Neopet, is 25 years old. That's quintuple the length of the confederacy, and yet I have seen no statues.

When I was 13 or so, family vacation in Vegas, my dad pointed out that you could read a newspaper at midnight on the Strip because of all the neon and the tens of millions of light bulbs. Then he said "winners don't pay those electric bills". Never been a gambler, for some reason.

20th Century Conservatives: Teen pregnancy is a crisis and it's the liberal's fault. 21st Century Conservatives: There aren't enough teenagers getting knocked up and it's the liberal's fault.

I'm at the deli. I'm at the central intelligence agency. I'm at the combination deli & cental intelligence agency.

Drop your crime fighting catholics

americans are so incompetent can't even overthrow their government living in the only country on earth where there are more guns than people

FOLKS! HUGE NEWS!! You can FINALLY buy the deluxe ~transed~ edition of my first book, TRUE BELIEVER! They finally sold out of the old print run, so now is the time to buy a paperback with my true name, additional material, and no cover blurbs from monsters (who shall remain nameless)! 🏳️‍⚧️💞📙👀

Where there was one set of footprints in the sand, that was where I billed you as out of network.

Economics is alchemy without the success stories. Remember: every living Economics Nobel laureate missed the 2008 financial collapse and a few nobodies from nowhere got STUPID rich by paying attention.

First thing that came to mind was Big Daddy. Novelty covers from the 80s / 90s done as if they were recorded by the superstars of rock and roll in 1959. I played their cover of "Welcome to the Jungle" to a friend and I thought he might injure himself laughing. www.youtube.com/watch?v=5HMJ...

Okay fine, if nobody is gonna post The Bishop sketch after "The Pope is WEAK on crime" then I guess I will. www.youtube.com/watch?v=iqga...

Fun fact: Michelle Obama and Jill Biden never had to hold a press conference to deny being part of a sex trafficking ring

The shared excitement over NASA’s recent mission compared to the general indifference to SpaceX missions speaks to the power of something seen as the product of communal human effort rather than just the ego and avarice of one obnoxious dork.

Come right back! I just can't bear it!

Happy Confederate Surrender Day from Minnesota where we still have your goddamn flag and we’re not giving it up. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/28th_Vi...

Celebrating confederate history today with the only flag from that nation that ever mattered.

you do not have to hand it to tucker carlson or marjorie taylor greene or alex jones or megyn kelly. they're all rats who see trump as a sinking ship and they're getting ready to jump in preparation for their next act. you do not have to fall for it.