nobody in British politics seems to want to say it but the single biggest driver of their inability to keep a prime minister for any length of time is that Brexit was stupid and ruinous and made everyone’s lives worse

For many LGBT folk like me, and especially trans folk, Keir Starmer will be remembered in the same way as Margaret Thatcher: with deep contempt for having overseen a deeply hostile, queerphobic government, which rolled back human rights and set society back by at least a decade. Good riddance.

Alexa, what is the truest statement currently available?

Donald Trump‘s inability to control his bowels or hold his hands together without trembling raises new questions about Joe Biden’s advanced age.

At the Reflecting Pool, and guys, this doesn't look right

HELL YEAH! Wish I'd thought of that one.

It took 250 years but American cops finally racially profiled a white guy

reporter asking if there are other gods besides allah and trump getting mad and calling them a disgrace for even asking

At the Reflecting Pool, and guys, this doesn't look right

If the RIAA could go after thirteen year olds for millions of dollars per song, they can rocket-fuck AI thieves into oblivion.

Jesus Haploid Christ, Trump absolutely surrendered on all fronts after starting this war just to get the TV people to clap for him. It's good that they didn't, because if he needed a bigger serotonin jolt the next week he would have nuked Pyongyang.

God DAMN.

Signal boost.

Helps to realize the tension within the MAGA/Right Wing world is between a group that wants to steal as much as possible and doesn't worry about popularity and another that is focused on a long term, anti-democratic fascist project. Where they meet is a willingness for violence and ending elections

CBS Propaganda was forced to pay a fine after Stephen Colbert played an unlicensed song from Peanuts during his final show. The owner of Peanuts donated that fine to hero Chef Jose Andres’ amazing World Central Kitchen. A beautiful final fuck you from Mr. Colbert. Love it. 💙👊

RFK Brainworms Smackhead Jr. is going to kill as many handicapped children as he possibly can.

the worst people on the planet have hello kitty avatars and @s like yummycrumbly but DETESTABLEPERVERT666 would probably pull me out of a burning building

REPUBLICAN SENATOR: Democrats want you to believe that sending FIVE MILLION DOLLARS of YOUR tax money to MEXICO to “manage” the “Dick Exploding Spider” population is “normal” SAME SENATOR SIX MONTHS LATER: (walking like a saddle-sore cowboy) This is the greatest public health crisis of our lives,

gay pride transforming into gay wrath

Everyone is really upset that their favorite charming Brit, Nigel Hitler, has accepted a role as Geoffrey the Genital Inspecting Ghost in the new Harry Potter series.

I don't think I like the narrative of being in a divided country. When somebody is racist I don't have a difference of opinion with that person. they have a moral failing. I'm not obliged to reach over the boundary and explain that we could probably swap kidneys if we needed. Who has the time lol

A world that doesn't suck is possible

God DAMN.

TRUMP: WE'RE STOPPING DRUGS AT THE BORDER SO WE CAN SELL IT TO YOU AT THE GAS STATION

Well, he went to a Fancy Lad university, so he MUST be smart (just like George W. Bush, who also went to a Fancy Lad university).

So with the kids social media ban theres gonna be loads of extra funding into kids content, kids tv, kids social activities and stuff, yeah? 😍

Polls show that only 15% of Americans approve of yesterday’s UFC spectacle on the White House grounds. But in this Palo Alto brothel/ketamine bar, that percentage feels much higher

We used to call this stupidity. There were smart people and stupid people and we let the smart people do the things they were good at and the stupid people were taken care of and didn't need to worry about what the smart people were doing. But now we let the stupid people think they're smart.

the trailer park comparisons are absolutely insane his excess isn't trailerpark shit! he's a queeny narcissist from NYC. he hires whatever is a big spectacle. he hates actual poor people shit. this is 80s penthouse cokehead excess, not meth and moonshine hijinks. you fuckin morons

Nothing says “dying civilization” like gladiator fights at the capitol for the emperor’s amusement.

Whoever thought up the idea for the 8647 on the National Mall ahead of Trump's grotesque UFC fight AND then actually did it is a genius. Somebody thought "what is the largest protest we could pull off that will be hell and a half to cover up or remove" and then actually did it. USA USA USA USA!

Every time we call out a corp for using AI in their title art and they're like "No! We didn- ok, well just a little, but we didn't mean it-" It's like... this is your cover art. We saw the issues in ten seconds. Why didn't you look at your own cover art for ten seconds? Why don't you care at all?

Both Republicans and Democrats spent years falling over themselves to gift this world-ending power to a violently deranged, sieg-heiling Nazi

guy has a trillion dollars, 0 friends, and has never landed a joke. I know a pact with the devil when I see one.

Hey, @sadhbhgirl.bsky.social , happy Irwin Allen Day to you!

I was at Wheaton College for Christ and His Kingdom THE SAME DAY the news about Dennis Hastert's history as a child molester came out. They had a crew prying his name off the Dennis Hastert School of Political Science THAT DAY. Just imagine how fast his name will come off of things when it happens.

💞🤝🫂↪️

Everything looks like a conspiracy theory or a waste of money when you're an incredibly stupid motherfucker that understands nothing about any aspect of life in the 20th and 21st centuries.

The violent race riots in Belfast are exactly what Trump, JD Vance, and Fox News were trying to make happen to Haitians in Ohio during the campaign and what they wanted to happen to Somalis in Minneapolis as well

Every time he screams about how hot the lava is, the demons tell him that it's a liberal hoax and dunk him under again.

AUTHORS! Do not, without the explicit permission of an illustrator, upload the art from your book into any AI system to create content like trailers for your book. I cannot believe this needs to be said AND HERE WE ARE.

How about a season following a huge semi-comprehensible plot from the Master, who is trying to rewrite galactic history where every single incarnation of his best enemy goes bad? He gets it right, and finds out that it's no fun, so the final Doctor has to fix it all again. WITH the Master.

the cars don't drive themselves and we're still nowhere near Mars, but you can't question Elon Musk's ability to deliver screwworms and racial violence

few american cities have a better origin story than lawrence's "fuck slavery and fuck missouri" founding principles

The violence in Belfast is a reminder of something I don’t want to take for granted: The fascists here hoped the response to the depredations of ICE would be similar, with people turning in or attacking their neighbors. That it was the very opposite is worth remembering in this season of despair

Always pointing out that Elon Musk has deliberately murdered hundreds of thousands of people mostly in the global south and it is estimated that he will have murdered 14 million people via DOGE alone in the next 5 years.