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i have never joked
chicagoans are a hardy people who will simply outlast ICE when winter comes
about 19 hours ago
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you might even say “go dodgers”
about 20 hours ago
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call him verstappen the way he’s back in it
3 days ago
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i think it’s fine, even good, to steal jewels from a museum
4 days ago
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guys i think satan is spam texting me
4 days ago
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oh no, please don’t put john bolton in jail, you’re making me so mad! i’m so owned!!
7 days ago
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jeremy kaplowitz
7 days ago
please do not make me have to take Hard Drive off my resume
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googling "concerts for dogs" as a joke, not because i would take my dog to a dog concert. i am taking my dog to a dog concert only as a joke
8 days ago
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(trying to get bluesky to tailor my discover page, please ignore) f1 formula 1 racing grand prix max verstappen charles leclerc lewis hamilton fernando alonso george russel yuki tsunoda fia fédération internationale de l'automobile mercedes red bull ferrari haas aston martin toto wolff fred vasseur
8 days ago
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weed too cheap to meter
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i have the rest of the night to befriend a polynesian harpooner
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9 days ago
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they went to the moon 50+ years ago with 4kb of ram and no billionaires involved
22 days ago
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New York Shit Post
about 1 month ago
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3 months ago
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about 1 month ago
🚨 IMPORTANT SATIRE 🚨 PLEASE USE THIS AS A REPLY TO "OWN" PEOPLE WHO ARE WRONG ONLINE
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Jesse Hawken
about 2 months ago
Now that MAGA has brought the small-town gay piano teacher back to the Cracker Barrel logo it’s time to bring back Bucco Bruce to the Tampa Bay Buccaneers helmets
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oh so trump is *dying* dying
2 months ago
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cop: tell us where the dirt is!! roomba: (beeps defiantly)
2 months ago
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overall i think it’s nice that people are hating on LA again. people were getting way too chummy about it for a while there
3 months ago
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traditional european values are under attack
3 months ago
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3 months ago
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i receive: several priceless family artifacts you receive: a piece of junk from the white house gift shop
3 months ago
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3 months ago
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jeremy kaplowitz
3 months ago
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New York Shit Post
4 months ago
please accept this heartfelt and sincere apology
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jeremy kaplowitz
4 months ago
almost one year ago, my friends and i made a short film about a guy who quits his job to go pro at Digimon cards :)
youtu.be/PpiYoBSk9po
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Kyle Erf
4 months ago
Buying our very good game on sale is kind of like legalized stealing if you think about it:
store.steampowered.com/app/2602030/...
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if you try to board the plane before your group is called you should have to take a later flight. this should not be controversial
4 months ago
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reading an article on a website
4 months ago
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oh he is hurting
4 months ago
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running drums through spring reverb is an example of the traditional values that are sorely missing from today’s society
5 months ago
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this is the most i’ve seen anyone care about harvard in my lifetime
5 months ago
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coffee shops would open at 5am or maybe 6am in a healthy economy but we are seeing as late as 8am which is a recession indicator
5 months ago
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(trying to explain my black eye in a way that's not embarrassing) a small child beat the shit out of me
5 months ago
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just a side note but i think the american people are irredeemably hateful and ignorant, the day of reckoning is coming and it will be deserved. anyways i’m gonna make some more coffee
5 months ago
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Around the Horn had more episodes (4,953) than the following Tonight Show with Leno (4,610) Oprah (4,561) Late Show with Letterman (4,214) Daily Show all hosts (3,873) Ellen (3,339)
5 months ago
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twitter is down so i tried getting upset about stuff in my immediate surroundings instead of posts. but it’s not working. it’s all just a bunch of shit in my life i’m grateful for
5 months ago
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congratulations to NYC on their first pope, another incredible victory for the #1 city in the world
6 months ago
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mark roebuck
6 months ago
bunch of us left this site bc (among other things) the owner loved AI and kept trying to push it at every opportunity. i'm sure he'd downplay it now, but he was all in. it was NFT's before that lol
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jeremy kaplowitz
6 months ago
i think about this slack convo from my old job all the time lol
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he literally did "hat on a hat" without even knowing the phrase. it just comes naturally to him. simply the least funny man alive
6 months ago
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trump calls canada’s election fraudulent in three, two
6 months ago
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i think the legacy of pope francis will be similar to contemporary american liberals in the sense that he said nice things but made no fundamental changes that can’t be easily reversed by a reactionary that comes after him
6 months ago
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brb just gonna play oblivion for several months
6 months ago
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thread with every weed article i ever wrote for
@hard-drive.net
6 months ago
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i feel like we stopped making fun of trump’s penis size way too early. if we kept it up i think he would be making his doctors say on the record that it’s not small. he would be making cabinet members comment on it
6 months ago
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this is what an alpha male looks like
6 months ago
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