everything is hard and keeps getting harder but sometimes... u get to draw a puppie

i'm in your vampire lair stealing all the paintings off your walls. you're seething and pissing your pants and there's nothing you can do bc i brought my whole goth polycule and we all have weapons you've never ever heard of

perfect-parrying a slur in the souls-like that is life

the politer version of the time a guy got mad at me for wearing a mask in the grocery store a few months back and could tell during his little rant he was working himself up to throw the slur at me. so right at the windup to "you faggot" i called him one and left him stunned

conducting important scientific research into what insults for robotgirls are actually a slur by how much they turn you on when i say them

formerly-drunken-master Technique #147 Slur Parry

We need your help again, I really really really hoped our housing problems were finally over and we had a home. The harassment from our new landlord just does not let up whenever either of us set foot in there. Now completely broke from all this and effectively homeless, again gofund.me/a94607fc

watchng the dumbest shit on the internet to powerup my chakras

putting enough novelty belt buckles in the dryer to create a rock tumblr i can climb in to polish my soul

"gonna bury my ashes in a cracker barrel souvenir novelty tin next? fuck off"

asking the girl who lured me to a remote town for a folk ritual sacrifice if they could -not- murder me with a wickerman because it's a really tacky death

snake seeing his gayass in one fight and saying to ocelot "you need a gun you can use to stim" is so real

trying to get your girlfriend certified as an emotional support animal so the landlord can't kick her out

starting a fight on a philosophy forum by asking if he only got drunk in public to be disruptive & make ppl talk whether Diogenes would've been a heroin guy or a meth guy

doing my Big Bopper impression and hoping there's no light aircraft around

hitting the allostatic road

This post is absolutely rancid. Kudos

I've just been compared to the bubonic plague favorably somehow?

pocket protectors were really obvious too so it was like, handkerchief code for wanting to be shoved in a locker

everyone saw that. you can delete it but you know they know

that didn't go how you thought it would huh?

wishing you luck in dodging the allegations bestie

i'm just going to start making ominous vagueposts about no one in particular and see what happens

i should gather those posts up. also my old one about trannies being like sharks who can smell blood on the timeline

lesbian could turn out to be a straight trans guy and then the lesbian tribunal will retroactively strip you of your stars like a disgraced general. the only true way to be safely gold star is to never see action

(this one)

LinkedIn Park

posting "mommy is very disappointed in you" to tranq and tag everyone in the replies before releasing them for observation

returning to my roots and coping with life difficulties by "Posting stupid bullshit," as my ancestors have since time immemorial

i keep coming back to drop psychic seamines before disappearing for a while back into the wilderness

being sent to hell and forced to co-host a eugenics podcast where they say some shit like "Samoan men are an example of Island gigantism"

what do i even do

tried to talk the landlord down to 1 month's rent instead of 4 and she said "3 months, final offer. accept it in 2 days or the price goes back up to $7200 and i sue for $18,000 if you try to leave" so it looks like the best we can do is $5400 to get tf away from this psycho. shit

I like how in the Batman: The Animated Series episode "Almost Got 'Im", Batman fights a cassowary. It's not mind controlled or genetically enhanced in any way, it just attacks Batman because cassowaries are assholes.

i got the goods

newsprint-colored hanky so i can flag at the cruising bar as the most fucking annoying political guy this side of the iron curtain

poor decisions

Game: Family Feud (1993, SNES) TAS Author: Heisanevilgenius Source: tasvideos.org/1248M

landlord is demanding $7200 to end the lease, as a "compromise" or she'll sue me for the full value of the lease if i try to leave ($18,000) this is insane. she's been trying to get me to leave & threatening me with constant lease violations & threats of evictions since the second week i moved in

spindletop motel sign, beaumont, texas, 1979

so much going on today. feel like i'm all over the place literally and figuratively

awake but i don't feel like i slept at all. must have been incredibly restless dreams

#CursedZIllow what do you think of my sick jeaint job

remembering that as a Goofy Broad my greatest power comes from the stupidest shit

watchng the dumbest shit on the internet to powerup my chakras

sealing all these clothes in vacuum bags and a noise outside alerts me to an assembling mass of fetishists making pleading eyes at my window

doing the mental math on what clothing to keep and what to get rid of but i'm dyscalculic and keep the JNCO dragon shirt from 2004 yet again

still really really out of it and disoriented but just kinda trying to... get back into it, as much like i was before, and pick up where i left off best i can