i think i'm just gonna be off for a bit

point being, cis women need to unlearn their male socialisation

so that's what happened while i was away today. uh

oh,

This uh... This is a special kind of genius that I want on my team.

there's nothing wrong with saying gibbed

every time you see a Wu post just remember this quote

“J.D. Vance is disturbingly hot.” —Brianna Wu

Nervous system is when the plural girl has anxiety disorder

“have u considered that trans butches are just doing what’s comfortable because of Innate Tranny Maleness” is such fucking dogshit, it’s the lesbiphobia of “lesbians are just failed women” mixed with ur transphobic fucking brain worms, work that out inside yourself and leave trans butches alone

fuck a military discount what about an emt discount. what about a firefighter discount. "hey can we let the people who save lives board the plane first?" yeah sure. no problems here, "can we let the people who TAKE lives board the plane first?" fuck you, i'm doing heroin on this 757 out of spite

as long as you keep letting soldiers board the plane before me you are undeserving of respect. the life expectancy on those motherfuckers is like Zero, they're practically already dead, their time is worthless. i've got the rest of my life ahead of me, and i shouldn't have to spend it Waiting to Sit

adding this to all of my posts from now on

so tired still

#repost #pixelart #art #ドット絵 #ピクセルアート

useful post. will never become irrelevant regardless of context

RANKING LITERALLY EVERY PROPHET IN THE BIBLE BY HOW GOOD OF A POSTER THEY WOULD BE IN ALPHABETICAL ORDER NO I AM NOT KIDDING (1/69)

accidentally introduced a bug to the game where all the text got replaced with "you"

curvy isabelle discourse if we actually respected the marketplace of ideas

i believe in your ability to be Worse[Funny]!

whenever you make an incredibly poisonous, psychically damaging and spiritually withering shitpost that makes all your friend recoil in agony... know that i'm out there, smiling and nodding. you did good

not telling the subs who call you "boss" instead of "mistress" that it's because you get to pretend they're henchmen this way

showing up to work full of gusto with the power of the entire US federal government behind me and immediately blowing a rigged show trial because i forgot to put on pants

BOATS/BOAT

i ate a whole onion tonight.

this is why i will always be back. my shambling corpse will crawl out of the morgue to the nearest hospital computer to make a necrophilia post

if i'm gonna kill all my good jokes in the crib cuz badfaith scolds on here might use me as an excuse to go off on their own personal hangups cuz there wasn't anyone else closer at hand i wouldn't never tell a joke tbh. i just gotta live and die by the bit or never really live at all

Lil snow boi #digimon

nah that one's boring. too obvious

the true Business Executive's Secret to Success is making sure anything you make has a fuckable rabbit in it

sucking on a titty and having it make the halo shield recharge sound effect

titties with the gmod collision physics

sucking on a titty and having it make the half-life1 recharge sound effect

my thoughts on current events are as follows:

paid by the SEC to infiltrate furry communities and post from alts that the spacejam rabbit is hotter than the zootopia rabbit & vice versa

ngl if i posted any kinda actually freakish shit i'm into and someone responded "wow that's uh, messed up." my first instinct isn't to go "okay Hitler" it's to say "yeah i know that's why it's hot. duh"

none of you have anything you can do and everyone you'd bite is outside your cage so you're gnawing on the padding again like you've got a fresh kill

you're all on a hair trigger because you're powerless and it's showing, like ragged clothes after sleeping in the car for a few days

everyone's insane. i love you all

i know i'm insane. eternal psychic war on reality and we're child soldiers on stimulants. there's no winning

"acab includes ppl who jork it to the zootopia rabbit"

some of you fuckers are boring as shit. develop distress tolerance and a sense of humor or you're never surviving what's coming

i think trans women should be allowed to be a little hyperbolic on a microblogging website. as a treat

a fun game to play if you ever wind up in this situation is to - and this only works sometimes - quietly open the stopwatch on your phone, ask them "hey man sooo, you like this car?" and then time their response. my record is 13 minutes 49 seconds

Fuck, The Uber Driver's In A Tesla

paid by the SEC to infiltrate furry communities and post from alts that the spacejam rabbit is hotter than the zootopia rabbit & vice versa

ok i'm done. this is my favorite joke of the entire week already

"acab includes ppl who jork it to the zootopia rabbit"

given how trans women aren't treated as humans and too many are treated as objects or things even by partners, it's really the smallest of wonders that so many end up identifying with dolls and robots and undead

making this a yearly event. it's now the 2026 Challenge