sometimes you have a thought and you have to see it through to the end

I don't exaggerate when I say that Andrew Wakefield should be tried for mass murder. We'll never know how many people have died or will die as a direct result of his fraudulent study.

guess what ova got a HD release for the first time ever today

trump ii has revived the most atavistic, peasant-brained, pogrom-inciting ethnic libeling

We found the original master tape for Disturbed's "Down with the Sickness" at a thrift store for a couple bucks, so I guess we have that now?

Did you like January 6. Was that fun for you. What do you think is going to happen in three years

It’s Wii Wednesday!

delusional girl in a delusional world

it's all going to happen really fast and then, after, seem obvious that's when it would happen. but before it finally does it's going to seem like it all goes on forever with millions of "this will be the moment" events that never resolve. until it finally does happen.

you: *through sobs* you can't just say anyone is spiritually transsexual.... Please.... me: *points at seagull flying past* transsexual

centrists love the idea of "reasonable & fair segregation" as a compromise on pretty much any issue relating to any marginalized group just don't call it that

holy shit everything hurts. but it's muscle tightness/pain and not my joints and ligaments, so i'm taking that as a win that i didn't fuck anything up yesterday just gonna check the box in the Accidental Good Exercise category for this one

this is why i will always be back. my shambling corpse will crawl out of the morgue to the nearest hospital computer to make a necrophilia post

i wonder if when i first made this post ppl assumed the "someone" was a typo

saying jihad like a swedish J

doing the Calvin's Dad explaining meme "the 2 types of trans spaces are susan's place and political cults. all trans spaces fall into these two categories. reddit? susan's place. twitter? cults"

look, the lathe of heaven seems to work when i make jokes about awful political events. i better be able to shove my arm into the weave and make someone nice happen for once too

trying to manifest things into my life via posting about it

lesbian could turn out to be a straight trans guy and then the lesbian tribunal will retroactively strip you of your stars like a disgraced general. the only true way to be safely gold star is to never see action

the politicians who recognize they must tap into the suppressed political power of transsexuals will seize the future

increased aggression detected. escalating response to "Political Bi-Lesbian"

i mean yeah, we all know each-other and it gets very annoying tbqhwy

i love when paleontologists or paleobiologists etc. follow me because i have to assume they think Synapsid is an account that posts about dimetrodons which i am, don't get me wrong. i just mostly post insane transsexual shit too

The way some trannies post you can tell they're still holding a grudge for that time a man "stole" the bi girl they had a crush on.

this but lesbianly

somehow remains forever relevant on this dumbass site:

This Postman Situation is CONCERNING

hey so listen, i just got back from the council of lesbians and they all voted that you need to stop talking like an incel who's mad about women doing things you don't like. it was unanimous

we already had ventingo we didn't need an even more obnoxious knockoff

fucked sumthin up while doing all that shoveling earlier today. idk what but i can't stop wheezing and got a real nasty cough

really really really need ppl to recognize that metaphors are not a 1:1 thing and are not going to map with absolute cartographic accuracy to the thing you are describing. the coastline will be approximated, it's fine. that's how metaphors work

neighbor saw me shoveling the 2 feet of snow out from around the van in the apartment driveway and brought over his snowblower he'd been using in his driveway to help me clear it. never met or talked to him before so that was cool 2026 is the year of being neighborly & community-minded i guess

i think trans women should be allowed to be a little hyperbolic on a microblogging website. as a treat

A delicious salty port

i should call her

at this point you'd probably just provoke martial law if someone popped the ppl everyone wants to. you might actually be better off removing the most conservative dems and it's leadership to remove a roadblock. not like the executive branch ppl would give a shit about dems biting it

you'd legit probably be better off if someone dropped schumer than a republican cuz trump & his squad aren't gonna give a shit and retaliate over losing a democrat

This world is an aberration, but instead of dying I'm going to make my existence everyone else's problem.

Super Mario Bros. Trading Card #29 / Promotional material / SkyBox International / 1993

they should let ugly ppl be movie stars again

"Hans Gruber didn't have to intend to free the hostages just because he made demands of what the feds needed to do if they didn't want him to keep killing them."

this the shit that gets teachers fired for "inappropriate attire in the classroom" when it's literally just a sweater but she has big tits and the principal is a lech

i'm judging you for that Well Actually repost dizzy

"welcome to womanhood" genre of posts are always said by the most miserable wretches who've decided to make the fact they accepted being treated like shit "pragmatism" and mock anyone who suggests maybe things could be better actually

here you can vote for the cops get to call you a bitch after shooting you party or the cops have to say sorry after shooting you party. for those who imagine themselves holding the gun its an easy choice. those who it's pointed at have no choice at all

regardless of how bad an idea it is i can see the democractic party machinery throwing its entire weight behind a newsome run purely to discipline everyone desperately trying to drag the party to the left

got out of doing it for 2 days now but i finally have to go shovel an actual literal 3 tons of snow today

of course i know these bitches, we're cellmates