lol

goalies should try stopping the ball instead of jumping out of the way imo

shenalty pootout

What if it was Weekend At Bernaise. And they had to prop up a rich, creamy French sauce made from an emulsion of egg yolk, clarified butter, and a reduction of vinegar, shallots, tarragon, and peppercorns, with fresh tarragon and chervil stirred in at the end.

Egypt really thought they had Argentina.

christ

welp

lmao

a donfederacy of cunces

lol

lol

let the shitstorm begin

I think it's healthy to watch Australian sports broadcasts because the ads remind you they call McDonald's "Macca's" and Burger King "Hungry Jack's" incredible people, doing their best

syruptitious

who's got those leggies

man, these default alt text descriptions are maddening

Mitch McConnell remains in a sealed box with a cesium atom

as a celebration tonight mr blobby is getting a proper gunging

alt text: a cool guy sits on a couch with seven alien dolls of various sizes, some wearing clothes.

a pigpoopballs in every inbox

where my windtrap heads at

Lionel Hutz ass search engine multinational conglomerate

coal-fired umbo

Those 10 inches have a lot of work to do.

hume cronyn's the mummy

more like formula fun

have you seen this boy

if i had been on the Canadian men's soccer team it wouldn't have gone down like that

lol

welp

what the fuck is poulet rouge

the logical conclusion to what if sluggo ate the woim #startrek #startrektng

that ziki sauce

“Finding out that one guy — who is a senior Electron maintainer — has led the teams for the desktop clients for Slack, Notion, and now Claude is like discovering that it was one guy helmed the Titanic, piloted the Hindenburg, and then served as air traffic controller for Amelia Earhart.”

that agony tho that ecstasy tho

this shit is wild, as shit goes

diego marrowdonor

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feeding steve carell into a lays-branded potato chipper