from this signoff tape youtu.be/ZOY0-MBOh_o?...

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gordon ramesses: it's fucking Ra!!!

👀

me: did you ever call it Suckingham Phallus Queen Elizabeth: [smoking a joint with me after having faked her death] fucking yikes dude

gawrsh

Upon launch, Polly-O put out an absolutely wild, anime-inspired commercial to promote Dip-arellas that, to employ an overused phrase, legitimately went WAY harder than it had any right to... www.youtube.com/watch?v=F9ky...

it be out of touch thursday landlubbers

This is good analyzing from @jm-mcgrath.bsky.social. www.tvo.org/article/anal...

They just played this on the radio lmao youtu.be/Fsfz3f18NxU?...

bus saga

centuries ago, the bone thugs lived n harmony

we need to be realistic he probably just had horrendous diarrhea and a foul brown haze wafted through the plane causing everyone else to shit and puke and the pilots were forced to turn the plane around because the brown haze started melting their oxygen masks

"Mr President, is the hooded skeleton an advisor?"

mmmmmmmmmmm foot

I wont tell you I've been to Abba Voyage but they'll be signs.l

was looking forward to tonight's job and being able to lose myself in the work focus, but they're postponing it so now i get to stay home and go slightly more insane watching the timeline, yay

it do be like that

You Attract What You Put Out*

going too far and joining horseplay club

lol jfc dump it, and for god's sake dump evan solomon

Sounds good -Sent from my Toilet. Get Outlook for Toilet

New Faulkner is bad.

Can everything stop giving me “living through the first 45min of Threads” vibes, please and thank you.

YOU JUST GOT IMMOBILIZED REPOST TO IMMOBILIZE YOUR WEAK MINDED FRIENDS

time to clock in for my shift at the worrying factory

the only bucket system we need: youtu.be/rOH37W0jPpA?...

eleven pm more like elven project manager

smile mfer

wow they made a game about a bar in Kingston

Dude, why'd you make your music sets have cover art of fake Atari Cartridges? (looks them over) Carry on. archive.org/details/@r_s...

cooee, Bono

this is my favorite of the pharma promo mice i have come across online so far (a quarter of my pinterest is this stuff)

searching for a video of someone who has given up and is just silently spinning in place for something to do such a thing must exist

imagine this goofy mfer being silent for 4 min 3 sec

"SQUIRT ALERT" https://bonequest.com/9803

logging on

rare garf

summon the chaos poops

no war but ass war

Welcome to post-Steve Jobs Apple! Blame Alan Dye, Apple's outgoing VP of Human Interface Design, now incoming at Meta. (Thereby raising the collective IQ of both companies.)

ColoStomAI

Trying to sell AI by pretending Americans need help ordering pizza. ITS THE ONLY THING WE’RE GOOD AT

Been wanting to get this @roryblank.bsky.social shirt for a long time. Glad it’s here.

thank you onedrive

THE KILLERS (Fukasawa, 1991)