one second guys i gotta reboot my homunculus

what what what what what what whAT What WHATWHATWHATWHATWHATWHAT

imagining all the different axes of fuckedness I'm on but who will win

Monday again, garfie babey!

It needs to look *like* a spaceship, not like it belongs inside a spaceship.

european buckthorn sucks ass

RAF Faithford

marilyn mccoo tho

Somehow, Fartlow returned

IRGC analyst arriving for work on a Monday, grumbling about being back to the grind until he sees the Liberty Reaper in the lobby. He looks up, smiles, tear in his eye. ‘That’s what I’m fighting for’

saying hey to my brah tycho

analysts: market has “priced in” biblical end of days; PLTR bullish on reports of horsemen

Houthis John Galt?

some of you need this freal freal

mock the shonkey

midd betteler

PEOPLE/STEVE.GIF

Remembering instances of regret in my life, and pain i have caused others

give work

this one's for my data fans

I'm tired of people not thinking I'm in Devo.

Commodore Amiga (and Atari ST) games that sing their name to you on boot-up: StarRay, 1988.

DAS LOVE BOOT

you can add -e to any word to class it up, farte, cocke, balle, cume, turde, it works on anything. the e stands for 'elegance'

Ganandorf Figswalla, drowned in a puddle of Iron City Beer

joe my god

It’s inaccurate to say Mario is brave and Luigi is cowardly Luigi is afraid of death, so he runs away from danger. Mario is afraid of living, so he runs towards death. Both brothers are cowards in their own way

(condescending) Peter griffin wears chinos (eyes closed, single nod with slight grin) yes, he does

anti-ship loose lips

lol whoops www.theregister.com/2026/04/17/c...

when you see a cute thing you like and you just

he actively made everything that was already way too expensive way more expensive. just because he's an idiot. so stupid even scotus had to stop him. somehow untouchable here but at least some iranian guys with access to an llm got to him

$3 Pick up

How I arrived on Bluesky

he's strangling that jug

anti-ship loose lips

Live damn you. I need you to live site.

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oh my god how embarrassing

I thought this was good. www.garbageday.email/p/the-wild-g...

I'm such a bad business man lol