why are…certain demographics so opposed to feet washing. jesus did it!

gofund.me/ca6fb9ca9 Hey: this creature and her owner are really dear to me. I will hold you in high esteem forever if you help them deal with these medical expenses/issues. Irma is an incredible being with a generous heart, and so is her owner, and they deserve many more years together.

ive had this kyocera ceramic knife for 14 years. after 14 years of careful handling i broke it when i used it to cut the nail off a chicken feet. i stupidly though the nail would be soft

😭

validating to find out that not only am i not alone in storing rice in the fridge but enough people do it (in japan at least) that there are products for storing rice in the fridge

How tf am I supposed to not spend $400 getting her healthy? How do you say no? Seriously, how are saying no right now? Please send @buginsuranceman on PayPal to her, her disabled owner, and your favorite Bugman.

there’s a korean pet goods brand called bite me. love the name. i also love the name of their bag line comfyravioli

1 week and still no ginger. there’s absolutely a ginger shortage

i hate mung bean sprouts but i love soy bean sprouts

dreamt that i was married to zohran. he was a wonderful and sexy husband

susan dell to her plastic surgeon: give me The Gladys

omg Wordle 1,845 2/6 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

corded earbuds are back

why not just tell us in the email how to dispose of the forbidden objects? why so secretive

who wears short shorts

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You merely adopted the dark; I was born in it, molded by it.

im trying to think of a way to enclose my balcony with mosquito nets without using a ladder (im deathly afraid of heights) or propping the nets up with poles. the only thing I could think of is to use a grabber tool to stick the nets to the ceiling with double sided tape. I welcome any suggestions!

coming at choo

Blankymaxxing. Drunk on blanky

so much for leak proof lid

watching the finale of season 10 of criminal minds. the show has done 2 eps of police corruption and both are set in a small town in texas

🤔

these past 2 days ive gone to 2 asian grocery stores and 2 american and none of them have big dry ginger. the ones at the asian stores are big but wet and the ones at the American stores are dry but skinny

Whole Foods (i know ☹️) is having a 40% off sale on ice cream. i also got a whole chopped free range chicken for like $7. im gonna make curry with it

ugh the bloating is back! I’ve gained 10 lbs in a week!

was waiting for the bus when an old white guy in a white van pulled up to the bus stop and asked if i needed a ride. nice try dude! ive been rewatching criminal minds

of course most of the pics online of the the animal shelter owner who shot many of the dogs in his care wears the face hiding gun nuts aviators and of course hes still not charged and in fact mirandas rescue is still in operation

I just saw 14 of this guy walking a dog at Powderhorn park.

need to get a handle on my addiction to the expensive salted lemon sugar cane juice from the new sugar cane juice shop. i think it’s interesting how even though sugar cane juice is pure sugar it doesn’t taste as sweet as one of those non coffee frappucinos

tired of femme fatales and their wigs

amazing how on criminal minds almost all the unsubs no matter their economic status have a secondary location

We've just incurred a $7,500 CAD bill to do radon mitigation and replace our broken sump pump, because we hate lung cancer and flooded basements. Now would be a really wonderful time for folks to buy some of my writing or send me a few bucks for because you like what I do! ko-fi.com/argylewerewolf

I’ll ride any roller coaster in the country but there is no way in hell you could talk me into the America 250 Ferris Wheel. I know that thing was put up by 3 inbred pitbulls in a construction uniform

they’re going to come for canned fried dace and canned roasted eel next and call it chinese conserva

praying that white people would stay away from chicken feet and pigs blood

i like this

all the cool girls love lizards (i hate them)

lol

using a dryer instead of free texas summer heat to dry laundry makes me feel like a chump

name for a chipotle style congee restaurant: congeenial

for a split second i thought the text was real. coincidentally i have been craving zongzi lately but they’re expensive

my friend got arrested in minneapolis the other day. he is hands down one of the fiercest, smartest, and most committed people i know and the state wants to lock up him and his friends for decades for embarrassing ice. it would amazing if any of y’all could kick some to their legal fund 🖤🙏🏼

this trailer of a new movie from the director of best wishes to all made me feel so uneasy but at the same time i cant stop watching it www.youtube.com/watch?v=1h2H...

just finished a 1000 cal bowl of congee

more collagen rich chicken feet for me imthedish!

the whats inside cheetos girl has such a punchable face

he is bahai btw

I'm starting some viscous rumors