got takeout from my old workplace’s cafeteria. they very kindly charged me the employee’s price of $5.99 instead of the regular $10.99.

watching billy elliot and there’s no hellfire hot enough for magaret thatcher

insane core strength chickadee #birds

the other day i saw a young woman wearing a pair of wired headphones and wonder if they are back. they are. id held on to wired earbuds for as long as i could until i got bose noise canceling headphones (they only have Bluetooth models) www.bbc.com/future/artic...

rancid personality well deserved block

a wildlife hospital named tiggywinkles? yeah im smashing the following button

i dont really understand what an yimby is (i think their solution for the housing crisis is more private equity funded luxury 5 over 1s?) but i think this person is an yimby

dermatologist approved

half man is such a hard—and ill admit it, a little dull—watch for me

What is a "can of potatoes"? Is this some weird Canadian thing like bags of milk?

🤯 such creative use of spring roll wrappers!

you cant smoke anything in my apt building not even on your balcony, which is great for me because i cant stand the smell of tobacco and pot. but from time 2 time id smell both. while i was putting up some bird deterring tape someone from another unit came out to smoke a cigarette. then i dropped

barfly: the same people who set your wages set the prices you pay. that's why it doesn't ever get any better good faith interlocutor: i lost $9k last year on draft kings. inspect all of their genitals. now

busy time for bird rehabilitators so many owlets on the ground 😭

I would love to see this hit its goal this weekend. Please share if you can. ❤️

god saw me broke the mcds boycott

paradiso

please consider reading my short story about starvation, cannibalism, lies, confessions and frontier justice I think it's good!

marie gluekensamp perez wants to kill chonkers abc7news.com/post/chonker...

thinking about how wildlife rescuers take such great care to limit human-wildlife interactions and people who have wild animals as pets and even dress them up in little costumes

i find reba mcintyres shows comforting i dont know why

May the hardware store cat be with you.

a show about a din tai fung restaurant in St. Louis??

the mourning dove nesting on my neighbors balcony glared at me the whole time i was cleaning my balcony and i was out there for hours! im lucky that it was only glaring at and not divebombing me

reading a buzzy novel and it's vibrating uncontrollably

I saw the most beautiful black dog on the show somebody somewhere

6 foot 8 relief pitcher Rod Twelveburgers

cleaning my air circulator for the first time since i got it 5 years ago. 2 hours and a whole can of electronic duster later im still at it

crab claws headbands

theres a japanese children’s book series, pan dorobo (bread thief), about a mouse disguised in a bread costume going around stealing bread, thats v popular with both kids and adults

god she really thinks shes something

this cat is magic

in cloncusion

a review for pacon plastic poster board

didnt expect to be walloped in the face with a truth homb while watching the pleasantly gentle happys place

if like me youve been wondering if the stanley tools company makes the cups they dont www.reuters.com/legal/litiga...

My coworker always drinks from a strange vial before each shift which seems to increase her slime production allowing her to move around more swiftly and adhere to an out of sight corner of the roof every time management come in

be even stronger uni!

took my vacuum to goodwill. an awkward journey

At Dark Home Depot buying Bar Keepers Enemy

cleanfluencers would tell you that in order to clean a ceiling fan you need a special tool that you can purchase through their affiliate link but really you just need a damp microfiber cloth and a ladder

im debating whether to get a cheapie mini shop vac and sure enough i dropped a 64 oz jar of pickles

life hack you can use the $4 clearance 32 oz body wash as hand wash

My aunt Missy passed away on Sunday at age 56. She was the coolest and the kindest. Loved the Monkees and knew all the best pizza places. She’s survived by her husband Scott and her four kids. Friends of the family started a GoFundMe to help with expenses. www.gofundme.com/f/support-fo...

Moving around my apt stiffly, emitting a gentle, low-pitched hum

this tastes VERY miso, cant really taste the garlic overall a bit weird wouldnt buy again

cat: *meows while running*

this is infuriating. a mourning dove nested on my neighbors balcony but theres no poop there. in the past week theres 3 bird diarrhea on MY balcony. i checked with the leasing office and im not allowed to zip tie bird spikes on my railings

evergreen

the blockee was right!