Kobe Bryant
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Let the hero born of woman crush the serpent with his heel.
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Lord make me holy… RIGHT FREAKIN’ NOW!
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Anyone listened to a really good audiobook recently? I’m trying to mix up my knitting Stories a bit
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Feeling super anxious about going back to work tomorrow
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BayBayFriend
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Hannah Posts
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Ancient Egyptian Prayer Bot
about 9 hours ago
I am Yesterday, I know Tomorrow. (BDB)
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Glad I did this instead of starting socks. Socks take forever
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Hannah Posts
about 14 hours ago
Good riddance, January! Now we're in the always pleasant, festive, and beloved February
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One of the cool things about being an adult is you can just buy a desk-mounted rotary pencil sharpener. No one can stop you
about 22 hours ago
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AH!!!!
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Knitting J-P a hat. Look at this gorgeous purple
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Trev
2 days ago
Going through the camera roll (2024)
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Slept for 11 hours by accident
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I was a physics major and an “environmental humanities” minor at a big state school. That is what I can tell you
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Emotional support chicken
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Don’t pout Memo… it will all be fine
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Thinkin about death a lot recently. Probably to be expected
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F R I E N D
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I have entered the Trough of the Night
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This is the first all-nighter where I feel like “oh, I’m getting used to this”
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I got a feelin Woooowooooooo That tonight’s gonna be a long night That tonight’s gonna be a long night That tonight’s gonna be a long long night
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steinkern
3 days ago
When it comes to Bay Area flounder culture, the current vibe is lying camouflaged on the bottom of the ocean for upwards of 72 hours a week. Spawn early. Push your left eye to the right side of your body. Ambush passing shrimp.
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John Herreid
3 days ago
My son sent me this
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Perfect incense for night writing. It gives you that “on the cover of Donald Fagen’s The Nightfly” feeling
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Evan Greer
3 days ago
ICE are running around in the streets using facial recognition on random people and telling anyone filming them they're a domestic terrorist and Democrats solution is to equip every ICE agent with their very own body-worn surveillance camera
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It’s dumb how much I love emailing with lawyers. Shop talk is such a delight
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3 days ago
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I need a nuclear strength treat
3 days ago
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laura olin
4 days ago
Does anything go harder than this Minnesota anti-ICE flag
www.reddit.com/r/minnesota/...
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Radley Balko
4 days ago
Federal agents cornered Marimar Martinez, shot her several times, boasted about it, arrested her, lied about her to the public and in the police report, and falsely charged her with assaulting them. Now the government wants to keep evidence of their lies secret to protect these agents' "privacy."
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I love when cats lay down like this and you can see their slack little bellies
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4 days ago
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A great blessing in this life is that you don’t have to take life advice from 23yos. Because, speaking generously, that advice is very unlikely to have been subject to any kind of testing
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the louis vuitton con
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FUCK chuck schumer
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AL Creed 🇨🇦
4 days ago
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Alright Craig Finn. Let’s see what you’ve got
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4 days ago
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Sometimes wondering, am I still weird? Have I managed to repress what I relied on as being irrepressible
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lauren
5 days ago
"this soda has 7 grams of protein" and this earth has fallen into irreversible corruption
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Guy who forgot the name of the REM song
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5 days ago
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Chris Geidner
5 days ago
Just saw this, and it makes me wonder how you think you should still be in the United States Senate — let alone a Democrat — if you’re going to follow up the first two paragraphs with the third. This is a dead child, and your response sounds like Al Gore talking about Reinventing Government.
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Anil Dash
5 days ago
Democrats should demand every sitting Republican decry this attack and explicitly denounce it, and then censure all of them when they don’t do it. Act like normal decent humans defending your colleague.
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Parker Molloy
5 days ago
This should be a huge story
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cooking.nytimes.com/recipes/1020...
J-P made this tonight. It was curative
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Chicken and Rice Soup (Published 2023)
https://cooking.nytimes.com/recipes/1020898-chicken-and-rice-soup?smid=ck-recipe-iOS-share
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John Herreid
5 days ago
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The Swedish Chef Throw Down to Rapper's Delight
YouTube video by LocumRex
https://youtu.be/VEMWyBWw0cA
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Fun fact: the phrase “hip hip hooray” is translated into Dutch as “hieperdepiep hoera” Stuck on the word “hieperdepiep”
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Matt McDermott
5 days ago
Video from this morning shows ICE agents deploying tear gas outside a Minneapolis preschool as parents shout, “This is a preschool! There’s kids here!”
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I wish I felt more like I had control of my life
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Every time I leave the house I get pissed off about transportation. Today it’s that the trolley’s 30 minutes late
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open.spotify.com/track/1aHU42...
New to me… wow!
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So Good, So Right
https://open.spotify.com/track/1aHU42Qyd3inaHRpQkERjk?si=2rpIEZMPTAq_tXfoHocRzg
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Gillian Brockell
6 days ago
It’s like not listening to his base has become so automatic that he reflexively waters stuff down even when it’s wildly popular. He literally think his job is to not do what people want.
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