Anyone listened to a really good audiobook recently? I’m trying to mix up my knitting Stories a bit

Feeling super anxious about going back to work tomorrow

I am Yesterday, I know Tomorrow. (BDB)

Glad I did this instead of starting socks. Socks take forever

Good riddance, January! Now we're in the always pleasant, festive, and beloved February

One of the cool things about being an adult is you can just buy a desk-mounted rotary pencil sharpener. No one can stop you

AH!!!!

Knitting J-P a hat. Look at this gorgeous purple

Going through the camera roll (2024)

Slept for 11 hours by accident

I was a physics major and an “environmental humanities” minor at a big state school. That is what I can tell you

Emotional support chicken

Don’t pout Memo… it will all be fine

Thinkin about death a lot recently. Probably to be expected

F R I E N D

I have entered the Trough of the Night

This is the first all-nighter where I feel like “oh, I’m getting used to this”

I got a feelin Woooowooooooo That tonight’s gonna be a long night That tonight’s gonna be a long night That tonight’s gonna be a long long night

When it comes to Bay Area flounder culture, the current vibe is lying camouflaged on the bottom of the ocean for upwards of 72 hours a week. Spawn early. Push your left eye to the right side of your body. Ambush passing shrimp.

My son sent me this

Perfect incense for night writing. It gives you that “on the cover of Donald Fagen’s The Nightfly” feeling

ICE are running around in the streets using facial recognition on random people and telling anyone filming them they're a domestic terrorist and Democrats solution is to equip every ICE agent with their very own body-worn surveillance camera

It’s dumb how much I love emailing with lawyers. Shop talk is such a delight

I need a nuclear strength treat

Does anything go harder than this Minnesota anti-ICE flag www.reddit.com/r/minnesota/...

Federal agents cornered Marimar Martinez, shot her several times, boasted about it, arrested her, lied about her to the public and in the police report, and falsely charged her with assaulting them. Now the government wants to keep evidence of their lies secret to protect these agents' "privacy."

I love when cats lay down like this and you can see their slack little bellies

A great blessing in this life is that you don’t have to take life advice from 23yos. Because, speaking generously, that advice is very unlikely to have been subject to any kind of testing

FUCK chuck schumer

Alright Craig Finn. Let’s see what you’ve got

Sometimes wondering, am I still weird? Have I managed to repress what I relied on as being irrepressible

"this soda has 7 grams of protein" and this earth has fallen into irreversible corruption

Guy who forgot the name of the REM song

Just saw this, and it makes me wonder how you think you should still be in the United States Senate — let alone a Democrat — if you’re going to follow up the first two paragraphs with the third. This is a dead child, and your response sounds like Al Gore talking about Reinventing Government.

Democrats should demand every sitting Republican decry this attack and explicitly denounce it, and then censure all of them when they don’t do it. Act like normal decent humans defending your colleague.

This should be a huge story

cooking.nytimes.com/recipes/1020... J-P made this tonight. It was curative

Fun fact: the phrase “hip hip hooray” is translated into Dutch as “hieperdepiep hoera” Stuck on the word “hieperdepiep”

Video from this morning shows ICE agents deploying tear gas outside a Minneapolis preschool as parents shout, “This is a preschool! There’s kids here!”

I wish I felt more like I had control of my life

Every time I leave the house I get pissed off about transportation. Today it’s that the trolley’s 30 minutes late

open.spotify.com/track/1aHU42... New to me… wow!

D e j e c t e d

It’s like not listening to his base has become so automatic that he reflexively waters stuff down even when it’s wildly popular. He literally think his job is to not do what people want.