Lol the Nobels can't even acknowledge women's contribution to discovery. But sure let's acknowledge The Machines.

So cool that whenever someone asks the president, “did you eat the Lindbergh baby” he’s like, “no but I’d be allowed to, I have the right to, I might do it later”

still working on it in therapy

i’m going to spank all the mushrooms i see tomorrow

has anyone checked in with the former gifted and talented kids recently? i wonder how they’re doing

jfc the national democrats have the political instincts of a weather vane

A tremendous loneliness comes over you. Everybody in the world is doing something without you.

same cat and bandaged leg. slightly different position. i wouldn’t move if i could

truth coming out of her well to shame mankind

a very furry nurse came to check my vitals

about to go into surgery woo

eating keeps the shadow people away

Hello! I'm working on a piece for The Community Sentinel about how Maryland educators and parents are feeling about the rising exemptions for school vaccinations and whether they've seen any good efforts from schools or parent organizers to encourage families to vaccinate their kids

love going to my orthopedist because they call me “young” and “healthy”

Keep packing the court until all 330 million Americans are justices

if you see this quote with the energy you bring to bluesky

funny how conservatives are suddenly ok with calling people martyrs

too many journalists are confusing uWu with OWO

googling video tutorials about how to play the spoons

show me a violence that’s not political

i just want to watch an uninterrupted stream of big cats being goofballs. is this possible?

mom can we have years of lead? no we have years of lead at home the years of lead at home:

guess i’m going in for foot surgery in two weeks so get ready for some #recoveryposting

a cop parked in front of your house just hits different these days

things were better when people wore jeans jackets

I want what all duckies want to get a good donkey that I commute over to my watermelon inspector job on

in dc the national guard is mostly wandering aimlessly around downtown. the feds are the ones setting up checkpoints, smashing car windows, and kidnapping parents dropping their kids off at school

holy shit trump just tore down the peace tent in lafayette square in front of the white house. for those who don’t know dc, it’s an anti-war vigil that’s been continually occupied since 1981. I’ve probably walked by it a thousand times. donald the dove can suck my butt

i had no idea that norm macdonald was such a piece of shit. rest in piss motherfucker

Going to call aquariums "wet zoos" from now on.

it’s weird seeing a former client get roasted on here

i often wonder what kind of therapist i’d be of i was like sigmund freud and had like 4 clients and a mountain of cocaine

if i was a mosquito i’d be too fast for you to squish me

ICE chasing delivery drivers down in the street. FBI as “security” for MPD evicting camps. ATF & DEA at routine traffic stops. Helicopters endlessly circling overhead. National Guard checkpoints at metro stations. Young Black people being body slammed for trying to ride the metro home.

the bar is in hell

pride day with the spirit 🥰🥰

ICE and fed police at Coolidge football game

they’re kidnapping trans women and forcing them to choose between male detention centers, where theyll be tortured, sexually abused and forcibly detransitioned, and leaving her whole life behind via self-deportation. but please go on with your “reasonable concerns” about trans rights

critical support to the dude at the protest asking random white pedestrians if they support donald trump

facebook users when you explain object permanence to them

seriously thinking about finally getting that dc flag tattoo

fucking gestapo i stg

i wish ill on leakers of revenge porn

dc means don’t come

is it just me or is this obviously just an invitation for right wing militias to come to dc? www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...

10 bucks to anyone who walks behind them and yells at them to move over to the right

❗️ALERT❗️ Massive police presence at New Jersey & G ST NW MPD, HSI, Secret Service, Metro Transit, Parks Police (maybe FBI), & even Georgetown University police getting in on the action. For one car.

just remembered that this is my profile picture on psychology today lmao

how’s everyone’s imperial boomerang going