my bestie has been out of the country for the last three weeks and her boyfriend has been really solicitous about checking in on me and making sure I get out

love too pretend that i know what gs numbers mean

i’m collecting lesbian clients like pokémon

Just finished speedrunning my lore for a new therapist

john ganz is a fake ass punk

gonna keep banging on about this but the fundamental lesson to be drawn from the platner campaign is nazi tattoo

tbh i stopped paying much attention after it came out about the nazi tattoo but it really seems like there actually were significant numbers of leftists that were cool getting behind the dude with the nazi tattoo until very recently. is that right?

bro-alectical materialism

i hate england

do y’all think i could pull off a cute little neck scarf like this?

they promised us gundams

straight cis dudes not quoting clausewitz when discussing their romantic relationships in therapy challenge (apparently impossible)

new client said they chose me as a therapist because i had “kind eyes” in my headshot 🥺

whisskerrrsss

is it actually impasible to make a national anthem that doesn’t suck?

my friend got arrested in minneapolis the other day. he is hands down one of the fiercest, smartest, and most committed people i know and the state wants to lock up him and his friends for decades for embarrassing ice. it would amazing if any of y’all could kick some to their legal fund 🖤🙏🏼

great thread but worth noting that all of the government’s detention motions were denied. as far as i can tell none of the d’s are currently in custody

itchy is the new sweaty

panicking because i just learned that they’re going to take my glasses away after my surgery

i despair at northern virginia

ive got an uncharacteristically quiet morning and i’m feeling chatty without an outlet. anyone have anything fun planned for pride?

morherfuckers are really out here calling their rules of thumb heuristics

now that i finally feel like i have a working understanding of astrology my queer clients have discovered a new metaphysical system to help them make sense of themselves and their relationships 🤦🏻‍♀️

Ella Baker’s critique of charismatic leadership, while cognizant of sexism in orgs, was ultimately a critique of celebrity culture and a defense of participatory democracy, not an appeal for diversity of charismatic leaders. But some of us, as Sylvia Wynter put it, mistook the map for the territory.

it's extremely funny to me that matthew heimbach went to the trouble of sealing his name change but simultaneously filed a change of caption in his lawsuit against a tree trimmer he alleges negligently dropped a piece of wood on his head. sorry, we should use his chosen name, matthew reinhard volk.

last thing my client be said today : i mean i don’t know it’s possible i experiences ego death but you’d know more about that than me

my last client just compared herself (favorably!) to rory gilmore and honestly im really proud of her 🥲

i’m tired of pretending like i have to take the baby radfems seriously

andrea dworkin was a zionist and a racist. she doesn’t get a posthumous oopsie for “scapegoat”. it was the logical conclusion of her gender nationalism and the political project of rehabilitating her is gross

andrea dworkin was a zionist and a racist. she doesn’t get a posthumous oopsie for “scapegoat”. it was the logical conclusion of her gender nationalism and the political project of rehabilitating her is gross

i low key kinda hate porch fest tbh

my child is now the age that when i say something like “fairytale of new york is the best christmas song” he’ll respond “well that’s quite the take”

i’ve been interacting with someone recently whose behaviors could only be described as “manarchist” in the year of our lord

tea and coffee is always available for the employees that don’t exist

it probably has a name but i’ve noticed what feels like an archetype? like the adorkable lady assassin. endearing, childlike, awkward, somehow still hot. but stone cold killer. like kleo from kleo or helena from orphan black

does anyone know where you can buy those mints that you’ll find at restaurants? the ones that are kind of chalky but in a good way if you know what i mean?

where i’m at

just got back from an anarcho adjacent (?) reading club, of mostly new to me people. there was a cool young woman and i think i might be the first communist she’s ever met 😳

i’m currently at my quota of kyles and will not be accepting any applications for any more kyles at this point. apologize for any inconvenience

lost a friend to the maga communist party with the big social media presence :(

i’m but a simple country lawyer but i don’t think the chuds will ever see a penny from from the lawfare/weaponization slush fund. i just don’t think these doj attys are smart enough to pull it off

it must be crazy to be a cat. you can just walk up to someone like “im going to climb all over you” and then just do it

deleted my last post. i can forget to be kind in my critique of 12 step. it can be hard to acknowledge its diversity and that it can be transformational while still criticizing it’s scientific validity, the dogmatism of (some!) meetings, and its role in mass incarceration

Orson Welles: I worked with Grogu. Not in film you see but on the stage. Brilliant performer but a cruel disgusting wretch of a soul. Interviewer: Pourrions-nous parler de Citizen Kane à la place, s'il vous plaît ? Welles: yes he did sell out his friends to HUAC, I will never forgive him for that

when 2pac said thugs get lonely too i really felt that

i get my fair share of transplant clients who “hate dc” and my response is always GIRL go out and meet some normal ass people. hang out with the librarian or the vet tech. tf is wrong w y’all

Fuck you, @americanbar.org. Yes I'm a lawyer. I'm saying it anyway. Call me unprofessional all you want. Better unprofessional than a collaborator.

do y’all hate dc cop week? i really hate dc cop week

Btw I *will* be going to the Freedom 250 Grand Prix idc what you hippies think

getting ready for a day of therapymogging my clients