CC: all you guys

Tyra banks is selling a product called ‘hot ice cream’ which seems to be ice cream melted in a cup

what’s fun about capitalism is this is the first time I’ve been unemployed since I was 15 years old and it’s only been 2 days and I feel like the biggest piece of shit

I can’t take anyone seriously who shows me even one thing they did with AI, what you’re showing me is stupid and I don’t give a shit

IM A GAMECUBE BITCH

hehe

I had a dream a random lady was helping me and at the end she revealed she was The Pioneer Woman from the pans I have and I was like “okay”

Mmmbop is such a fuckin jam

Greta Thunberg: "I could talk for a very, very long time about our mistreatment and abuses in our imprisonment. Trust me. But that is not the story. What happened here was Israel… continuing to worsen and escalate their genocide and mass destruction with genocidal intent, attempting to erase an...

I think the most depressing thing about listening to an old podcast is every time a guest mentions they’re married to someone in the business I google it and 9 out of 10 times they’re divorced

hey maybe it’s not fun to be unemployed but I love my new pull string saying of “I have no affiliation to this government” 😌😌

Funny thing about something like this to me is….how many people are actually going to stay “loyal to Trump” all the hard wired people are idiots and if the wishy washy people are going to be punished too then aren’t we almost done

muppet movie Sunday ❤️🎶🎶

not normally one to chase trends but I have given into peer pressure and started wearing a home movies-style unicolor onesie

I need more of this

it's pretty wild to be doing "stop being racist to my computer friend" discourse when the forces of Actual Racism are totally ascendant in government and inventing new ways to arrest people for their skin color every day

sometimes people will complain about their lives like okay think about how the friends cast always says it was a long hard day when they had to dance in the fountain and not as fun as you all think, your problems don’t seem that big now do they

yall ever seen a little kitty like this

Okay thank you, love this style of email not insane at all

$1.25 still gets ya 4 orange faygos

Jelly belly comes home with me on Monday ❤️ her and Cubs will be twin 12 year old babies

Millionth reminder that I just love my friends so much, I don’t know how I got so lucky.

increasingly convinced preventing americans from getting their little packages is the thing that will take this government down

so this morning when I went to work only two of us were leaving and at the end of the day 4 more people quit at once, crazy day

ahhh my cat plant is finally ready to be harvested

This could be me

I’m glad my friends never summoned demons as kids, probably why I’m alive today

Genuinely laughed out loud

This is a completely fake problem we made to argue about, like just don’t go

It’s weird that an AI actor is even an argument, how stupid are we, I’m not watching a fake person “act” in a movie, I don’t know why anyone would

No one takes my sick voice seriously, I sound like one of the little rascals

pumping myself up with night at the museum again

Every time the subject of Jimmy Fallon’s spinelessness comes up, I think of this passage from Tina Fey’s Bossypants

just been watching animation drawings of 101 Dalmatians it’s just so damn PRETTY

I don’t like when dogs talk in movies, that’s not what they sound like

God bless the people who uploaded 90s Saturday morning cartoons with commercials to YouTube, I don’t even mind being sick

Politically we’re here

going to the humane society tomorrow to find another old man to be old man’s with my cat; just like grumpy old men

Good stuff

This can’t be good

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"Wait a minute, am I watching things on television that are different from what's happening?" - the President of the United States of America www.kgw.com/article/news...

yes

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I skip the episode of Girls where she just has sex with Patrick Wilson repeatedly cause fuck you hannah

This little guy was like girl you don’t have Halloween decorations up yet??? I got you….

just let them

Michael Myers always seems perfectly fine being incarcerated, stop bringing his ass on the little field trips and he won’t get out