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self improvement is better left to people in big cities
I wear this to remember the time my friend snoopy was shot 17 times outside of a bar on the south side of Chicago, live bright ❤️✊
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Mitchell Plitnick
2 days ago
Things are finally changing. Let's keep pushing and push harder. And let's also not miss the fact that it took a horrific genocide and a disastrous war for so many of our neighbors to start dealing with reality.
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slow roasted strawberries in my homemade redbud jelly, cause I fancy
2 days ago
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I was like “hell I’ll just watch whatever comes on after devil wears Prada cause I’m too lazy to get up” and then the fucking 700 club comes on and proves how fast I can get up
3 days ago
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I’ll never understand how delicately were handling people whose lives would crumble if at the bare minimum we stopped flying them around in their jets
3 days ago
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I don’t care that I have to work constantly this week because at the end of the week….this gonna be me babbeyyy 😎😎😎
3 days ago
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Very funny to me how little anyone cares about the justin trudeau katy perry business, like whatever fine just don’t shove your lifestyle in my face
4 days ago
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The Onion
4 days ago
GLP-1s: Myth Vs. Fact
https://theonion.com/glp-1s-myth-vs-fact/
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ladies you always gotta send your text telling your friend they’re beautiful and amazing and you’re lucky to know them after they go thrift shopping with you
6 days ago
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They used to let this guy advertise bras
6 days ago
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Not having money changes you, like for instance I didn’t buy this even tho it’s the most beautiful thing
6 days ago
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My screen time is like an hour every day now, living the dream
7 days ago
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8 days ago
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I’m playing a little mobile game that lets you trade cards with your team and I used my middle name and everyone thinks I’m a little old man and they’re really nice about trading the cards I want, pro tip
8 days ago
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Do kids still latch on to new movies and take their personality from them cause in middle school I was a middle aged John Cusack and then I saw Juno and was like maybe I’m a 16 year old annoying girl
8 days ago
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warmed my heart how many men came into the nursery today to track down plants their wives love that they want to get back in the yard 😭😭😭
9 days ago
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this should be all of us right now
loading . . .
10 days ago
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Kat Abughazaleh
10 days ago
Call Congress and tell them to do their job: 202-224-3121
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very driver in a parking lot: “why come I can’t just run u over 🥺🥺🥺 why come u get to walk around why come I can’t just run u over 😭😭😭”
10 days ago
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Kashana
10 days ago
Congress is so funny. The world could be blown to smithereens and half of them would be like not sure this is a kitchen table issue.
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Rachel Figueroa
10 days ago
Genuinely what the fuck are we doing.
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Danielle, the Teal Joker ︽✵︽
10 days ago
Remember when we kicked Russia out of all sports organizations and took all of their assets and all of that? Feels like that should be happening to us
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Biollante
10 days ago
Bill Clinton breaks his silence:
add a skeleton here at some point
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My new office
10 days ago
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ya girl is going after those jellybean sales
11 days ago
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shardcore
12 days ago
morning
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nothing to see here just a blade of grass, oh no!
11 days ago
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Viva La Crap!
11 days ago
Student loan servicers hate this one simple trick: [dies]
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people seeing children be blown up, thrown in detention centers, and dying from diseases vaccines prevented years ago will still say the main reason they vote right is “pro life”
11 days ago
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oh it’s still goin?
11 days ago
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Madison’s dad on love on the spectrum is so sweet god damn
14 days ago
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yes I work at a plant nursery why do you ask
15 days ago
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Luke O'Neil
15 days ago
This is NOT what I signed up for
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me skimming someone’s rant post
16 days ago
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I just think maybe politicians should take a few years off from writing memoirs
16 days ago
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John Bistline
16 days ago
This is my favorite climate change chart. Japanese monks, aristocrats, and emperors kept meticulous records of cherry blossom festivals for 1,200 years and accidentally built the world's longest climate dataset.
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Tim Onion
17 days ago
God it would be so funny if he's excommunicated right after this comes out.
add a skeleton here at some point
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got disqualified from a survey for saying “Mr Big’s heart exploding” on the first thing I think of when I hear Peloton. You guys really fucked up there I dunno what to say
18 days ago
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I could be wrong but didn’t he just get a job
18 days ago
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Im not like this for very many things but please stop making microwave popcorn, piping on the stovetop is just so much better in every way
19 days ago
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I assume when we’re all making fun of Hamilton we’re leaving the song Wait For It out of it
19 days ago
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I got a job at my favorite state park and the best part is telling everyone where the tadpoles are
19 days ago
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I feel unstoppable when it’s 68 degrees and sunny
19 days ago
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Dems after watching the millions of people in every state showing up to march in record numbers yesterday: “okay but what if the deep red patches in Indiana and Florida still don’t feel represented enough if we did anything tho 🥺🥺🥺”
19 days ago
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Heated Rivalry has opened a whole new door for pub trivia hockey questions (answer is not always Wayne Gretzky anymore)
19 days ago
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Shannon (They/Them) is Woke and Ghey and Loyal and Noisy
20 days ago
"Clue" is the closest you can ever get to making a Muppet movie with no Muppets.
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maga people on Nextdoor still trying to rage bait like bitch at this point it’s just too sad to interact with you need to find friends
20 days ago
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more mr. nice guy
20 days ago
after scott adams died nobody took over trimming dilbert's tie and it grew right up through the soft palate into his brain
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Masterchef shit
21 days ago
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onion person
21 days ago
adult catholic converts continue to be embarrassing
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