I wear this to remember the time my friend snoopy was shot 17 times outside of a bar on the south side of Chicago, live bright ❤️✊

Things are finally changing. Let's keep pushing and push harder. And let's also not miss the fact that it took a horrific genocide and a disastrous war for so many of our neighbors to start dealing with reality.

slow roasted strawberries in my homemade redbud jelly, cause I fancy

I was like “hell I’ll just watch whatever comes on after devil wears Prada cause I’m too lazy to get up” and then the fucking 700 club comes on and proves how fast I can get up

I’ll never understand how delicately were handling people whose lives would crumble if at the bare minimum we stopped flying them around in their jets

I don’t care that I have to work constantly this week because at the end of the week….this gonna be me babbeyyy 😎😎😎

Very funny to me how little anyone cares about the justin trudeau katy perry business, like whatever fine just don’t shove your lifestyle in my face

GLP-1s: Myth Vs. Fact https://theonion.com/glp-1s-myth-vs-fact/

ladies you always gotta send your text telling your friend they’re beautiful and amazing and you’re lucky to know them after they go thrift shopping with you

They used to let this guy advertise bras

Not having money changes you, like for instance I didn’t buy this even tho it’s the most beautiful thing

My screen time is like an hour every day now, living the dream

I’m playing a little mobile game that lets you trade cards with your team and I used my middle name and everyone thinks I’m a little old man and they’re really nice about trading the cards I want, pro tip

Do kids still latch on to new movies and take their personality from them cause in middle school I was a middle aged John Cusack and then I saw Juno and was like maybe I’m a 16 year old annoying girl

warmed my heart how many men came into the nursery today to track down plants their wives love that they want to get back in the yard 😭😭😭

this should be all of us right now

Call Congress and tell them to do their job: 202-224-3121

very driver in a parking lot: “why come I can’t just run u over 🥺🥺🥺 why come u get to walk around why come I can’t just run u over 😭😭😭”

Congress is so funny. The world could be blown to smithereens and half of them would be like not sure this is a kitchen table issue.

Genuinely what the fuck are we doing.

Remember when we kicked Russia out of all sports organizations and took all of their assets and all of that? Feels like that should be happening to us

Bill Clinton breaks his silence:

My new office

ya girl is going after those jellybean sales

morning

nothing to see here just a blade of grass, oh no!

Student loan servicers hate this one simple trick: [dies]

people seeing children be blown up, thrown in detention centers, and dying from diseases vaccines prevented years ago will still say the main reason they vote right is “pro life”

oh it’s still goin?

Madison’s dad on love on the spectrum is so sweet god damn

yes I work at a plant nursery why do you ask

This is NOT what I signed up for

me skimming someone’s rant post

I just think maybe politicians should take a few years off from writing memoirs

This is my favorite climate change chart. Japanese monks, aristocrats, and emperors kept meticulous records of cherry blossom festivals for 1,200 years and accidentally built the world's longest climate dataset.

God it would be so funny if he's excommunicated right after this comes out.

got disqualified from a survey for saying “Mr Big’s heart exploding” on the first thing I think of when I hear Peloton. You guys really fucked up there I dunno what to say

I could be wrong but didn’t he just get a job

Im not like this for very many things but please stop making microwave popcorn, piping on the stovetop is just so much better in every way

I assume when we’re all making fun of Hamilton we’re leaving the song Wait For It out of it

I got a job at my favorite state park and the best part is telling everyone where the tadpoles are

I feel unstoppable when it’s 68 degrees and sunny

Dems after watching the millions of people in every state showing up to march in record numbers yesterday: “okay but what if the deep red patches in Indiana and Florida still don’t feel represented enough if we did anything tho 🥺🥺🥺”

Heated Rivalry has opened a whole new door for pub trivia hockey questions (answer is not always Wayne Gretzky anymore)

"Clue" is the closest you can ever get to making a Muppet movie with no Muppets.

maga people on Nextdoor still trying to rage bait like bitch at this point it’s just too sad to interact with you need to find friends

after scott adams died nobody took over trimming dilbert's tie and it grew right up through the soft palate into his brain

Masterchef shit

adult catholic converts continue to be embarrassing