#freecursedsynth #justiceforcursedsynth

knapping my phone into a perfect paleolithic hand axe

biofluorescent gf metachrotic bf

ok i'll bite: what is a hand that feeds?

it's fine to go to bed at 6:53pm on a Tuesday

lurking hard or hardly lurking?

In the year of the horse, under the blood worm moon

nice moon, is it blood?

I made a little guy out of the raffia handles of a paper bag & Rufus is going predator mode on it

TGIF

dirt clod in my pocket

in case you missed this important update

sorry I'm late boss, someone set a bunch of fucking alarms while I was trying to sleep

we gotta rename libertarians something more different from the word 'librarians'

sitting at my desk eating an ostrich egg like an apple

horses can throat sing

lol bf called my sick voice my "orc voice", meant 2: be

they're doing isotope analysis on me

I am going to figure out how to make new & improved empanadas this evening

sky report: there's a half moon brightening, I heard the wind in a bird's feathers as it flew low over my head, & the sunset clouds are too glorious for words

Rufus has dedicated his life to being a complete menace

your honor their secondhand smoke was billowing through the air vents directly into my already flu-encrusted lungs so honestly they're lucky I only sent cottonmouths through the water pipes instead of alligators

Sid ensconced

sorry if I don't understand money, I'm just a public service worker who's never been to a private island of unspeakable crimes

UGH everything is expensive as hell

fulfilling my ecological niche (the me-shaped space between my pillows & blankets)

Thick fog along a dirt road that heads to the Buffalo National River, in the Ozark Mountains of northern Arkansas.

has anyone figured out how to make soup without burning your tongue

had a fever dream that I got really into poisons

there should be a clear dye that you could use to dye things clear

I should learn tablet weaving

I remember having this book when I was very little & I think it worked because hell yeah, trees ARE nice

cool mountains, mind if I move em

"I never see you at the club" yeah well I never see you sailing the underground complex of mercury rivers & seas in the mausoleum of Qin Shi Huangdi skillfully engineered to represent the hydrology of his vast empire

year of the fire horse, just horde things

🐎🔥🎆🏮新年快乐🏮🎆🔥🐎

the fulgent mutual

my parents finally got a new pup, meet Birdie! she took me walking by the Arkansas River this evening

first date idea

Study for Ice Storm, Maine | Jamie Wyeth

they're here! 🖤🤎🤍 love is real!

I hope every ice agent & official is brought to the same "justice" they perpetrate

library patrons on their freak shit today, just like every day

Of course I know him. We were both part of the vast interconnected web of life together.

"I'll just slip into something a little more comfortable" I return in a ghillie suit

honk shoo bf mimimi gf

imo Stephen Miller should ******* ***

need a bag of all dressed chips so bad rn damn

someone in this library has a harmonica