I need to go to sleep until it's not hot anymore

the somnambulant mutual

it is not necessary for you to digitally like my posts, it is possible for me to receive your admiration through the æther

sorry boss can't come in today due to what I can only describe as a Totoro situation

Mid-beast-year check in: How awake was your beast in Q2? How might you awaken your inner beast more in Q3?

cannot wait UGH to have my own garden where my plants can grow RIGHT IN THE GROUND wow

some syllables, it's like huh, those letters sure are next to each other

ow, my microcrystalline structure

so rare that someone is as outwardly repugnant as they are inwardly hideous, this is the kindest thing I can say about Stephen Miller

my good friend Storbottis Fyne

my good friend Cutlery Lemonwedge

does anyone have any good news

glow-in-the-dark candle

gm to my enemies youtu.be/g9CpIHj45RI?...

listen I may not be the fastest knife in the shed

doing my grad school practicum at the secret antifa aggressive algae bioweapon storage unit lab

this is where I post from

i love knowing things. and also not knowing things

going Mokele Mbembe mode

crunchy gf crispy bf

sorry boss can't come in, gotta peel the bark off a weird stick I found

shout out to lime juice

how in the everlasting tarnation is it only Tuesday

it's fine if you are woken up at 4:57am by your huge cat walking across your face & stepping in your mouth

well Arkansas is trying to make librarianship illegal again "lol"

just a heads up, I'm speciating

spinning a web by the patron computers to catch some lunch

this is why we can't have mice things

strapping a cool pack to my forehead 24/7: "summer fun"

work in cave work inside a cave work from cave cave work cave job

Thinking..

least favorite coworker sneezed & I didn't bless him, it's fine if he gets demon possessed

floating island gf airship bf

nice tomato acquaintance

shout out to all the microbes out there

we are going to jack your bill up to run the machines we want to give your job to

I hope he ***** **** **** **** * ****** ***** ***** ** ******* and ** ***** *****

I'm starting some viscous rumors

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women love collecting plants they grew into little jars to later be brewed into tasty mana drinks that make them more powerful than their enemies

it's so important to have 7 different flavors of popsicles in your freezer

when I am khan every public bathroom that has a doorknob for exit must also have a paper towel dispenser instead of an air dryer

fucking nuked my ass with this one

Dr. Richard Stomach, podiatrist

there should be a heavy metal cover of Hard Times Come Again No More

imagine lying supine, imagine a stone is placed on your forehead, imagine the stone feels smooth & cool

happy Friday, let's all have a quiet one 🤫

ugh there are so many plant species I want to try to growwwww

these are horrible, blame the heat

hot take? please! take far