Gripping Beasts: Tangled Guys Who Bite Stuff

he's still a salad gremlin

some good news: I found a rock that's a cool shape & also glitters in the sun

every ice agent & official should be living in desperate fear imho

sorry boss can't come in today I'm daydreaming about galloping a horse through the foothills of the Altai mountains & weeping

I almost thought of a post today, maybe tomorrow

Small amazing creatures live anywhere

anyways, this is how it looks here today and all the local news is like 'it's called rime ice actually, not hoarfrost' its v pretty

@tinyobscurae.bsky.social oh hello! hope you're well!

dreamed that I met John Darnielle at some kind of elaborate mystery hunt & he wanted to help me find homes for all my foster kittens

snow dog

wow

taking my 15 minute break on the far side of the moon

A huge bird told me

🍁 some nice leaves 🌿 Pachysandra procumbens - allegheny spurge Smilax bona-nox - saw greenbriar Hepatica acutiloba - sharp-lobed hepatica Geum canadense - white avens #nativeplants #ecoregion71

the sky is such a gift

going beastmode (curling up sleepily in my soft little den)

2026 year of the awakened beast

just heard theyre not having a 2026

thank you Annie for enriching my habitat! 🥰

need to quit my job to just hang out with plants all day

you guys are like little bugs in the terrarium of my phone

I should be napping snug as a bug in a rug right now

might start writing my 6s differently fyi

currently reading

this is your periodic reminder that alligators can climb trees

hope every single person involved in ice never has another restful sleep or moment of peace in their whole life

back working tomorrow. not happy about it but "what can you do" -td

did anyone lose a little hadrosaur skeleton in the walgreens parking lot

worm lawyer: "get it in writhing"

writing runes of powerful cleansing on the dish sponge with the dish soap

that's not very two ingredients of you bro

*watching 7 Samurai* This is fucking samuganda dude. These guys are fucked. Turn it off.

morally speaking everything should shut down for the entire week between Christmas & New Year, everyone should just go to sleep

Christmas nap 😇💤

Less and learned….

translucent objects >>>

my good friend Flaid Plannel

600 luminous garnets for lunch

alright if y'all need me I'll be in the dolmen barrow

to whom it may concern, from someone who logged one of my geocaches:

daydreaming about having my own compost pile someday

I enjoy the concept of "jingle horse"

shout out to elderberry (Sambucus canadensis)

attending a wedding & loudly whispering "oh my god can they do that???" when the couple kiss

braiding little bells into my hair to warn library patrons of my approach

listen I WISH my wallet was full of moths

hey congratulations man, I heard they're unleashing you on the unsuspecting soon

gm to this pair of fish crows making a ruckus in a birch