laura
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I will carry you home in my teeth
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the beast in me acknowledges the beast in you
about 1 year ago
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I need to go to sleep until it's not hot anymore
about 7 hours ago
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the somnambulant mutual
about 8 hours ago
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it is not necessary for you to digitally like my posts, it is possible for me to receive your admiration through the Γ¦ther
about 10 hours ago
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sorry boss can't come in today due to what I can only describe as a Totoro situation
about 24 hours ago
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GNU C Mane
1 day ago
Mid-beast-year check in: How awake was your beast in Q2? How might you awaken your inner beast more in Q3?
add a skeleton here at some point
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cannot wait UGH to have my own garden where my plants can grow RIGHT IN THE GROUND wow
1 day ago
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some syllables, it's like huh, those letters sure are next to each other
1 day ago
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ow, my microcrystalline structure
1 day ago
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so rare that someone is as outwardly repugnant as they are inwardly hideous, this is the kindest thing I can say about Stephen Miller
2 days ago
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my good friend Storbottis Fyne
5 days ago
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my good friend Cutlery Lemonwedge
5 days ago
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does anyone have any good news
5 days ago
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glow-in-the-dark candle
6 days ago
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gm to my enemies
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the Mountain Goats - Make You Suffer
YouTube video by the Mountain Goats
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7 days ago
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listen I may not be the fastest knife in the shed
7 days ago
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doing my grad school practicum at the secret antifa aggressive algae bioweapon storage unit lab
7 days ago
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this is where I post from
7 days ago
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tinyobscurae
8 days ago
i love knowing things. and also not knowing things
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going Mokele Mbembe mode
8 days ago
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crunchy gf crispy bf
8 days ago
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sorry boss can't come in, gotta peel the bark off a weird stick I found
8 days ago
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shout out to lime juice
8 days ago
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how in the everlasting tarnation is it only Tuesday
8 days ago
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it's fine if you are woken up at 4:57am by your huge cat walking across your face & stepping in your mouth
9 days ago
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well Arkansas is trying to make librarianship illegal again "lol"
9 days ago
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just a heads up, I'm speciating
9 days ago
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spinning a web by the patron computers to catch some lunch
9 days ago
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this is why we can't have mice things
9 days ago
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strapping a cool pack to my forehead 24/7: "summer fun"
10 days ago
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work in cave work inside a cave work from cave cave work cave job
13 days ago
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Chris π ¨
14 days ago
Thinking..
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least favorite coworker sneezed & I didn't bless him, it's fine if he gets demon possessed
14 days ago
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floating island gf airship bf
14 days ago
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Villein π
16 days ago
nice tomato acquaintance
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shout out to all the microbes out there
15 days ago
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coach td π¦
15 days ago
we are going to jack your bill up to run the machines we want to give your job to
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I hope he ***** **** **** **** * ****** ***** ***** ** ******* and ** ***** *****
16 days ago
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I'm starting some viscous rumors
16 days ago
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PARASYMPATHETIC PINE NEEDLE NOISE | 12 Hours | Sparkling Rain for Clarity & Deep Relaxation save me. save me, PARASYMPATHETIC PINE NEEDLE NOISE | 12 Hours | Sparkling Rain for Clarity & Deep Relaxation
16 days ago
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π stevia nicks
17 days ago
women love collecting plants they grew into little jars to later be brewed into tasty mana drinks that make them more powerful than their enemies
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it's so important to have 7 different flavors of popsicles in your freezer
17 days ago
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when I am khan every public bathroom that has a doorknob for exit must also have a paper towel dispenser instead of an air dryer
17 days ago
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fucking nuked my ass with this one
19 days ago
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Dr. Richard Stomach, podiatrist
19 days ago
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there should be a heavy metal cover of Hard Times Come Again No More
19 days ago
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imagine lying supine, imagine a stone is placed on your forehead, imagine the stone feels smooth & cool
about 2 years ago
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happy Friday, let's all have a quiet one π€«
19 days ago
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ugh there are so many plant species I want to try to growwwww
20 days ago
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these are horrible, blame the heat
20 days ago
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hot take? please! take far
20 days ago
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