Heinz
@heinz.bsky.social
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heinz from twitter. having a time. I am 28 📍 Germany
You can be a snob and really down to earth at the same time
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Marabel
about 14 hours ago
One of my favourite things I learned this year is that the local nature conservation organisation keeps a list of particularly kind duck mums that will adopt orphaned ducklings. I have a sneaking suspicion that these duck mums may just be bad at counting, but it's adorable either way.
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Please change who you are. It would be better for everyone.
1 day ago
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let's become so strong
1 day ago
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It was 14 °C (57 °F) today in the middle of December at a latitude of 52 degrees north. Felt like a new season, Dark Summer
2 days ago
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You let a lot of things into your head that only serve to separate you from others
2 days ago
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I don't like aggressive people. That's why I'm aggressive towards them
3 days ago
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I have been asked what I want for christmas. I can't come up with anything. I just want to be free of my burdens
4 days ago
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just 5 more minutes. we're not finished being formed yet. we'll meet you at the beach, don't worry about it
4 days ago
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JLP
4 days ago
My name is Lifepartner Graduatedegree
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are there things that you have to believe to keep going but that you know are not true and you get pissed whenever someones undermines those even accidentally
5 days ago
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a lot of talk online is by people who are essentially "doomers". people who want to find excuses to lie down and rot, whatever it is. No.
6 days ago
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rockened roll
7 days ago
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7 days ago
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my listening age is 42. I am spiritually millennial
7 days ago
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guy who wants special treatment: I don't want special treatment
7 days ago
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it's not a problem if a band's sound is labeled as frozen in time. What if I am a cretin who loves that sound only
7 days ago
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I am the top 645 listener of nine inch nails globally on spotify. Lmao
8 days ago
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i have to change and you have to change and we will find out in which way together
8 days ago
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9 days ago
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I tried to meet mutuals on password manager but I couldn't find people
9 days ago
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please accompany me so I can ignore the eyes all around me
9 days ago
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charming solid confident kind funny defiant a little cynical but not too much
9 days ago
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drag and dropping the loudest chewing man in the universe in front of your cinema seat
10 days ago
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11 days ago
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jail
11 days ago
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12 days ago
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12 days ago
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13 days ago
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[1 minute into defending my doctoral dissertation, I get interrupted by prof] Uhm actually it's been proven last week that there is only 1 electron in the universe. You have failed the defense
13 days ago
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Message to gen z followers: don't blame yourself too much for weird social interactions. Imo it's weird out there currently
14 days ago
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Heinz 6: Fall of Labubu
15 days ago
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oh don't worry he's great from the outside, but once you get to know him you'll see that is actually quite weird and smug!
15 days ago
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You either become cool and independent or you die trying. I know a few people who basically died trying
15 days ago
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heartwarming story: person finally owns assets
15 days ago
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Screaming at you from the side of the road with reassurance that whatever you're doing is ok. You are ok.
16 days ago
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oh no sorry to hear that! I am so unhappy for you!
16 days ago
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Hey man your tweets are consistently good but from time to time you're 20% too self-congratulatory so I've decided to stop interacting
16 days ago
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A drive for too much self improvement signals that you're not ok with yourself
17 days ago
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breaking: stemlord encounters life period of relative weakness, becomes 40% more empathetic
17 days ago
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hmm, I think I'm not completely finished. yeah put me back in the orc pit for like 10 minutes
17 days ago
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I am happy that I was given the opportunity to become Heinz
17 days ago
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throwback to offering myself as a sacrifice to the utah desert 3 years ago
19 days ago
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#NeuesProfilBild
19 days ago
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thanks for collecting me out of the refuse bin. I didn't like it there.
19 days ago
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*casts inflammation on you* no, not the flame kind
19 days ago
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germans be like mmm at least I am honest about the fact that I do not care about you at all instead of uhmm lying by being outwardly friendly toward a stranger. please clap.
19 days ago
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hey stop worrying about your unhealing wounds and look at my posts instead
19 days ago
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