You can be a snob and really down to earth at the same time

One of my favourite things I learned this year is that the local nature conservation organisation keeps a list of particularly kind duck mums that will adopt orphaned ducklings. I have a sneaking suspicion that these duck mums may just be bad at counting, but it's adorable either way.

Please change who you are. It would be better for everyone.

let's become so strong

It was 14 °C (57 °F) today in the middle of December at a latitude of 52 degrees north. Felt like a new season, Dark Summer

You let a lot of things into your head that only serve to separate you from others

I don't like aggressive people. That's why I'm aggressive towards them

I have been asked what I want for christmas. I can't come up with anything. I just want to be free of my burdens

just 5 more minutes. we're not finished being formed yet. we'll meet you at the beach, don't worry about it

My name is Lifepartner Graduatedegree

are there things that you have to believe to keep going but that you know are not true and you get pissed whenever someones undermines those even accidentally

a lot of talk online is by people who are essentially "doomers". people who want to find excuses to lie down and rot, whatever it is. No.

rockened roll

my listening age is 42. I am spiritually millennial

guy who wants special treatment: I don't want special treatment

it's not a problem if a band's sound is labeled as frozen in time. What if I am a cretin who loves that sound only

I am the top 645 listener of nine inch nails globally on spotify. Lmao

i have to change and you have to change and we will find out in which way together

I tried to meet mutuals on password manager but I couldn't find people

please accompany me so I can ignore the eyes all around me

charming solid confident kind funny defiant a little cynical but not too much

drag and dropping the loudest chewing man in the universe in front of your cinema seat

jail

[1 minute into defending my doctoral dissertation, I get interrupted by prof] Uhm actually it's been proven last week that there is only 1 electron in the universe. You have failed the defense

Message to gen z followers: don't blame yourself too much for weird social interactions. Imo it's weird out there currently

Heinz 6: Fall of Labubu

oh don't worry he's great from the outside, but once you get to know him you'll see that is actually quite weird and smug!

You either become cool and independent or you die trying. I know a few people who basically died trying

heartwarming story: person finally owns assets

Screaming at you from the side of the road with reassurance that whatever you're doing is ok. You are ok.

oh no sorry to hear that! I am so unhappy for you!

Hey man your tweets are consistently good but from time to time you're 20% too self-congratulatory so I've decided to stop interacting

A drive for too much self improvement signals that you're not ok with yourself

breaking: stemlord encounters life period of relative weakness, becomes 40% more empathetic

hmm, I think I'm not completely finished. yeah put me back in the orc pit for like 10 minutes

I am happy that I was given the opportunity to become Heinz

throwback to offering myself as a sacrifice to the utah desert 3 years ago

thanks for collecting me out of the refuse bin. I didn't like it there.

*casts inflammation on you* no, not the flame kind

germans be like mmm at least I am honest about the fact that I do not care about you at all instead of uhmm lying by being outwardly friendly toward a stranger. please clap.

hey stop worrying about your unhealing wounds and look at my posts instead