All the giant rocks are listening to us

When I grow up I want to be a lad that drinks at the pub

rotating a chicken in my mind

i'm trying to find ways to draw chickens for my next artwork but all i'm getting from the internet is knife tricks for making flavourful chicken breast

how do you draw an egg?

Forever kicking myself for not buying a gaming computer before ai ruined prices for anything related to computers

And at the end of the day the undead creature decays and all that's gonna be left is the stench that necromancers love so much

camel humps are big because they're storing a bowling ball

I said I was intrigued by the Eye of Sauron so I entered my hot ass car so I could understand how it feels like over there

malcolm in the middle ages

did you guys know kansas city is not in kansas?

Dude one time I took a pill and I entered a historical painting and I passed out and I stayed there and then the mom from the painting made me broccoli

A wise buddhist from Tibet once said eating red beans is like taking the red pill from Matrix

ancient pokemon know how to speak latin, during the days of the roman empire mr. mime was named magister mimus

Drinking lava from a hose

burger

Whatever

setting the mood with 1 hour long videos of fart sounds from youtube

Dude i studied it in school, Mozart was the guy from the Beatles

Italy became a unified monarchy in 1861 after a breakdancing competition

fanny pack made out of jorts

It's 2 in the afternoon, it's hella hot and this duck even has the cojones to just take a stroll without sunscreen, so crazy

You can swim in the blood pool only on tuesdays

The white gnome keeps knocking at my door at 5 am to ask me if I have some sugar

Are you sure you want to quit? Any unsaved progress will be lost

Just unwrapped a bunch of art supplies and the bubble wrap that kept them safe didn't pop, I'm gonna give it all back to the store

Watching a golf match on both screens of a Nintendo DS to get double the excitement

When your soul explodes a fairy picks up the pieces and makes pesto with them

Oh, my dear bro, my heart was dead like the branches of an abandoned pine tree but you trimmed it and kept it clean it like a gardener when they get the authorisation for tree branches removal

I've come up with ideas for a first date and here they are: watching golf matches on tv, watching golf matches on a computer, watching golf matches on a tablet, watching golf matches on a smartphone, watching golf matches on a PSP

shaving myself with polyurethane foam

The cheapest way to make bread is to replace water with sludge

Hoarding sludge for no reason

I can count to six

The L in LLM stands for lame

Listening to finnish Christmas songs to make me think it's cold outside when really it's hella hot

It's fine it's fine it's fine it's fine it's fine it's fine it's fine it's fine it's fine it's fine it's fine it's fine it's fine it's fine it's fine it's fine it's fine it's fine it's fine it's fine it's fine it's fine it's fine it's fine it's fine it's fine it's fine it's fine it's fine it's fine

The trees have eyes

Just invented a person that wants to go to weird metal concerts with me, they're gonna spawn at some point

when a meteor falls in our planet it's like being egged by a giant celestial being

what you see in space are not asteroids and stars, they're eggs

Sitting on a can of beans

A demon just left my body because I asked nicely

Excited to eat tuna in a month

I'm not allowed to have fun in my own dreams

Swords for witches

Dialing your girl's number

beans on toads

I know this is kind of a new chapter in my life not because I finished school and decided to quit my job of the past 8 years, but because after 10+ years I got rid of my clothes from the high school and middle school days

Adopting a piece of cheese