Some time ago I translated a local fairy tale because yes

kebabs have feelings

2 flasks full of ink 2 nettle leafs Vinegar Grind the nettle, add it to the ink, mix them for a minute, put vinegar in a cauldron, add the ink and the nettle, stir everything until it becomes slightly creamy Effect: you can see in the dark

Courage the Cowardly Dog was the wrong name for that cartoon, it should've been named Courage the Stupid Dog

I was bored as shit so I tried replicating this cloud that I saw outside of my house some time ago on a scratch note, one of these is good for wasting some time

how are we not supposed to fantasise about starting a scam in egypt?

When I hear her snoring I can also hear the ocean

A pair of sweatpants with "slut" written above my butt would make me look hip in front of young folks

we should hear way less about pete davidson

Come on Barbie, let's go farting

What's the point of sleeping if you end up forgetting what you've dreamed

The holy shrew

I've always dreamed of seeing Redditors complain about stuff

They're selling duckweed concoctions for crabs

I failed and one of my fingers is blue now

Sometimes it's dark outside

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I want to make as much money as someone who buys decor that says "dream" or "cat" or "hello"

you want your show to get more views? then have the main character eat a rotisserie chicken with mayo

saying "i love you" to someone as a prank

The wizard gamer is using a Wii remote like a wand to send you a curse

In the streets they're gonna threaten you with a lullaby and a forehead kiss before putting your simple ass to sleep

four years ago i was being roasted on twitter and a guy told me i look like an arabian version of jared leto and it stung

I got some interesting art supplies delivered earlier today: the first one is a bamboo pen, the second is handmade mulberry tree paper and the third is a papyrus, the idea is to use ink more

Later today I'm gonna attempt to paint on one of these small canvases, they're 5x5 cm (1.96x1.96 inches for americans) and I've never painted on anything this small before so it'll be a challenge

Seen some fine stuff at Gardaland (a local fun park)

There's an american church in this fun park

Dude we can't be friends anymore i saw you skipped the ig story that we made together

you're such a beach boy bro

Burn your origami cranes so they can rise from the ashes and turn into phoenixes

My wall is being swarmed by bees

The Muppets are starting a ska band

Red Bull can, Pepsi glass, I don't give a darn

Mfs over 35 always have tummy issues when it's time to go out

I play Uno like an asshole

Dinner starts in 30 minutes

Mate, life is a pigsty but you're like a farmer who feeds the pigs at dawn and milks the cow to me and I hope you know I'm the hoe you use when the cabbage harvest starts in the fall

bogs are great places for storing cans of beers

family guy is bringing old fashioned family values back

wow this horror movie is so scripted, why don't the cameramen send whatever footage they have to the police?

Donatello, Raffaello, Michelangelo and Leonardo are not teenage ninja turtles, you silly billy, they're dead artists

More often than not, warriors shout something like "ooouugghhh" after getting stabbed

Has Anyone Really Been Far Even as Decided to Use Even Go Want to do Look More Like?

Burn the remains of your enemies to get 10 years of luck

My Sims character's sex tape has leaked

found a pizza stuck in a tree

give me a chip

Just realised I ate cereal that expired this past winter for breakfast