a backside attack is when a nucleophile approaches the substrate from the side opposite the leaving group

i crucially crushed a pizza before strategically going to work

every universes got one - a hot thick dish

call me confetti the way i be poppin' outta dat tube

In real life elastigirl would have a lot of problems

Mule Mode

I like that i can just type here publicly the intensely private and weird things i say only to myself, solely to make my own self laugh, when no one else is around or listening. I'm glad I can have a place to reread them later and then laugh again at my own company & weirdness.

Why, it's none other than John Chicken, author of the beloved Chicken soup for the soul.

can i interest you in some forever nuts?

what about the parental control? do you have control of the parentals? I suggest you do

i wish i had a good girl to miss me

seeking soup

Double trouble

apologies my good bitch

Border Agent: Reason for travel? Me: The McRib is back for a limited time only, officer.

My dad McDipped and never McCameBack

Mom how many people can I legally have over

My father McLeft to go get some McMilk

McMilk

murder mittens

i wish i could go back into baby consciousness

being a baby is such a trip

pee pee time - the time when we go pee pee

plotting good things

snail vision

the place was packed, it was nuts to butts dude

halloween costume???

It sounds so emo and cringe to say it at the ripe old age of 27, but honest to god, my parents will never understand me

parents seem to just have a special way of making everything way harder than it ever needs to be, in a way that no one else in the world is capable of.

Genuinely curious - Two questions: -How old are you? -How many serious friendship fallouts would you say you've been through in your life?

in terms of feeling cidal today, are you feeling sui, homo, or geno?

Whale milk

In Toyota Corolla 420:69 Alexander Shulgin said "Thou Shalt Do Drugs"

we stray from god so we can find our way back

i dropped a magnet in... a place you don't wanna drop a magnet

give a man a rat you satisfy his rat desire

not wearing my Blundstones? i'm in sensory hell

Guy that blesses me and excuses you

Bless Me

the heir to the Heinz ketchup fortune

open that butt

Is in a bag, is in a bag, is in a bag, is in a bag, is in a bag, is in a bag, is in a bag...

cowgirl

Caving time

i'm reppin' big cat

damn it feels good to be a crankster, a real crankster

I can do it! - what am i doing ?

tied a little leg loop