Stupid McDummy
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Youβre either frolicking in this field with me, or frolicking in this field against me
11 months ago
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a backside attack is when a nucleophile approaches the substrate from the side opposite the leaving group
about 8 hours ago
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i crucially crushed a pizza before strategically going to work
about 8 hours ago
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every universes got one - a hot thick dish
about 8 hours ago
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call me confetti the way i be poppin' outta dat tube
about 8 hours ago
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In real life elastigirl would have a lot of problems
about 10 hours ago
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Mule Mode
about 11 hours ago
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I like that i can just type here publicly the intensely private and weird things i say only to myself, solely to make my own self laugh, when no one else is around or listening. I'm glad I can have a place to reread them later and then laugh again at my own company & weirdness.
1 day ago
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Why, it's none other than John Chicken, author of the beloved Chicken soup for the soul.
1 day ago
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can i interest you in some forever nuts?
3 days ago
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what about the parental control? do you have control of the parentals? I suggest you do
5 days ago
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i wish i had a good girl to miss me
5 days ago
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seeking soup
5 days ago
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Double trouble
6 days ago
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apologies my good bitch
6 days ago
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Border Agent: Reason for travel? Me: The McRib is back for a limited time only, officer.
8 days ago
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My dad McDipped and never McCameBack
8 days ago
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Mom how many people can I legally have over
8 days ago
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My father McLeft to go get some McMilk
8 days ago
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McMilk
8 days ago
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murder mittens
9 days ago
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i wish i could go back into baby consciousness
12 days ago
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being a baby is such a trip
12 days ago
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pee pee time - the time when we go pee pee
12 days ago
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plotting good things
12 days ago
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snail vision
12 days ago
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the place was packed, it was nuts to butts dude
13 days ago
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halloween costume???
14 days ago
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15 days ago
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18 days ago
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It sounds so emo and cringe to say it at the ripe old age of 27, but honest to god, my parents will never understand me
18 days ago
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parents seem to just have a special way of making everything way harder than it ever needs to be, in a way that no one else in the world is capable of.
18 days ago
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Genuinely curious - Two questions: -How old are you? -How many serious friendship fallouts would you say you've been through in your life?
19 days ago
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in terms of feeling cidal today, are you feeling sui, homo, or geno?
20 days ago
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Whale milk
20 days ago
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In Toyota Corolla 420:69 Alexander Shulgin said "Thou Shalt Do Drugs"
20 days ago
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we stray from god so we can find our way back
21 days ago
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i dropped a magnet in... a place you don't wanna drop a magnet
21 days ago
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give a man a rat you satisfy his rat desire
24 days ago
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not wearing my Blundstones? i'm in sensory hell
25 days ago
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Guy that blesses me and excuses you
25 days ago
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Bless Me
25 days ago
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the heir to the Heinz ketchup fortune
25 days ago
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open that butt
27 days ago
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Is in a bag, is in a bag, is in a bag, is in a bag, is in a bag, is in a bag, is in a bag...
27 days ago
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cowgirl
29 days ago
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Caving time
30 days ago
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i'm reppin' big cat
about 1 month ago
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damn it feels good to be a crankster, a real crankster
about 1 month ago
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I can do it! - what am i doing ?
about 1 month ago
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tied a little leg loop
about 1 month ago
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