And the kicker is, you could send this report back in time to 2023 and they wouldn't do a damn thing differently

Krash Patel 11-22–63

Kash Patel, 1945

If you threaten to kill one person that’s a TOS violation. If you threaten to kill a million people that’s discourse.

Study your ballots ahead of time: “There are over 2,400 races for prosecutor and sheriff like this one all around the nation in 2026; they could hand voters plenty of opportunities to reshape local policies on policing, punishment, and immigration enforcement.”

INVENTOR OF THE AUTOMOBILE: *trying to skooch a chair down the street* this sucks

Oakland Unified School District is gearing up for an increasingly likely strike

I finally left Twitter was because if I clicked on a video, the next video auto played and 80% of the time it would go into a Fuentes video. I just personally couldn’t stomach being fed that much anti-Semitic/racist/misognistic conetent. You were never further than 3 clicks from actual Nazi content.

"It's going to be a maze."

that's a lot of toes of snow

congrats to the u.s. further destabilizing the world. hashtag inspiring

free idea for the queer community: Ernest HeminGAY

all people want is to be able to laugh at early Simpsons episodes again like they're even kind of new

explaining to my accountant that I thought the opposition party was due

babe are you alright you've hardly shit any posts tonight

Selling a mattress on craigslist, wanting people to know it's not gross, writing "Did not have sex on mattress" then worrying they'll think I'm a loser and changing it to "Had a lot of sex on mattress"

The FCC just opened public comments on SpaceX's plan to launch a million satellites to do AI compute in space. Under the current proposal, an environmental review won't be required. Please consider submitting a public comment to oppose this damaging plan. darksky.org/news/two-sat...

america's ruling party is drooling in desperation wanting to repeat this [motions in a futile attempt to try to express what cannot be honored in words]

What can you even say at this point?

it’s okay bluesky, we’re all dying

Told the barista my name is "It's gonna be okay." She keeps saying it. I'm on the floor crying

quality ideas for @riversidecasino.bsky.social

"only the nazi bar is relevant" isn't the condemnation of the non-nazi bar that 'centrists' think it is

Fuck “relevant” - who hangs out in a Nazi bar?!

It is indescribable how frustrating it is to be in a room with someone you love who you can't communicate with.

liberals be like "how about womanifest destiny for a change"

The existence of the biathlon implies the existence of a fully gayathlon

Pa. high school students are *still in custody* after being *arrested* during Friday anti-ICE walkout www.phillyburbs.com/story/news/l...

Some Sunday nights I'll log on to bluesky, chastise the userbase, then shut off the lights and enumerate my regrets in a thin whisper. Other times I'll play Nintendo.

Whites slowly realizing that Black folks have been right all along

Uncle Jeffy Tiedrich says today in his newsletter: "Here’s one sure way you can tell you’re living in a shithole country: when the following two headlines appear one after another."

"In Chicago, of 92 people arrested for assaulting or impeding officers last fall, 74 cases have resulted in no charges; in 13 cases, charges were filed and dismissed; and five charged cases were still pending. . . there have been no convictions. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

everyone involved in the biden administration or harris campaign should have their careers torched for this. enthusastic enablers of an impossible moral stain who had the audacity to attempt to browbeat an electorate into acceptance of a literal genocide. fuck

have definitely gone through a slow version of a Henry V transformation over the last 15 years

Time once again to exonerate themselves and blame their constituents

who up getting their Hauer Rutgered

israel getting to ethnically cleanse Palestine is more important than stopping trump, according to democrats

shouldn't ice/dhs/cbp vehicles have the russian 'z' painted on them

like the russians stealing Ukrainians' kids

it's infrastructure week all around the autocratic world

Epstein mural in Sydney, Australia

Roughly 1,700 trans people in Kansas are going to have their driver's licenses and birth certificates revoked this week. apnews.com/article/tran...

Trump is gonna spend the rest of his life dodging cartoonishly inept assassins culled from the deep bench of increasingly unstable weirdos who support him. We’re gonna spend so much tax money defending him from “foreskin truthers” trying to cast a stick of dynamite over the fence into Mar a Lago

ICE is still here and our families need help. Help support NE middle school families: givebutter.com/neschool

TMZ reporting that Austin Martin, the man fatally shot at Mar-a-Lago, was a Trump supporter "fixated on the Epstein Files." ttps://www.tmz.com/2026/02/22/mar-a-lago-armed-man-shot-dead-texts-show-epstein-files-fixation/#continued

Unsurprisingly has set off a chain reaction of violence throughout Jalisco but hey at least we got content

The reason we're here is that tens of millions of people will punch a hole in a wall if they hear someone used food stamps to buy soda but they're fine if the right-wing podcaster turned fbi director uses his taxpayer funded private jet to go party whenever he feels like it bsky.app/profile/thed...

People laugh at MISSION ACCOMPLISHED but I really think that was when authoritarians learned that they can just say an operation is over and then major media will be like "Well that's that!" and move on. Which is why we still have daily kidnappings in LA & Minnesota & everywhere else they've been.

Although I fear that your kind words say as much about this decade as they do about me, they made my heart leap; for those who’ve yet to witness my act, my touring schedule awaits you here: www.emophilips.com/shows