Loaded hash and 11 cups of coffee

Youth pastor Howard Zinn sitting backwards on a chair: You know who else suffered more than anyone? The Cherokee!

Heated Rivalry but it's me and Hudson Williams doing a Tulsa Jesus Freak off

If they're fighting over something soft and squishy it's either litfic or a nature documentary.

On my new podcast Make It (Make It Make Sense) Make Sense we break down the inexplicable, confounding, and embarrassing creative choices shaping the Washington Post's new podcast.

me, about to fall into a thucydides trap: Don't worry, the Great Western Canon is My Heritage

Me: It 𝘧𝘦𝘦𝘭𝘴 like gas Regis: It feels like gas? Me: I think I'm gonna go for it Regis: You think you're gonna go for it.

I am finally Chemtrails Over the Country Club years old, that album made no sense to me until I was the same age as Lana when she wrote it

Would you serve sticky toffee pudding at a dinner party or is it too intimate?

When conservatives argue about the need to increase fertility rates, I understand that as intraconservative polemics against the short-sighted ethnonationalists who forgot they need a servile underclass in their racially pure society. It's a conversation wholly for freaks.

animated Yorgos Lanthimos movie where if the talking animal characters can't mate they get turned into humans

Talk Talk Laughing Stock Gin Tonic

Got the Thursday sleepies, every stay normal here

Dune 3 distractions from the Epstein files at the same time

Republicans make their communities safer and their families more prosperous when they remove themselves from the electorate. You can tell the Good Republicans because they are crawling over broken glass to prevent themselves from voting.

The only way to stop turning most of NC into sprawling suburbs while increasing the population is with denser mixed use communities instead. The other way for humans to take up less of earth's surface area is less humans.

I Have No Strategic Goals and I Must Win

why didn’t they send us to Philly, where their numbers were dogshit? why were we knocking on the doors of conservative voters to remind them to vote? was I in a false flag campaign operation? what was going on?

college sweatshirt with CARADHRAS in the stanford font

Bewildering to see the leader of a religious institution actually leading spiritually.

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I think Republicans understand at a primal level that the immigrants who are replacing them are making our country better. It's not that they necessarily believe Great Replacement is true, they know deep down that the country would be better if it was true.

Only J G Ballard could put you to sleep with beautiful prose describing sex during a car crash, absolute master of the craft

The stated goal for Republicans for over a decade has been to achieve one party rule. That should also be the goal of the Democrats.

Family business annihilation

O'Reilly naming his main opening segment the Talking Points Memo really illuminates the project of RW media: to equip their audience with the arguments they need to defend the Right and attack their enemies.

My kid loved the USPS truck so much he wanted it to be his birthday theme

Where does mother go when she holds up the dishtowel?

Kash Patel will be remembered as the noblest FBI Director of Trump's second Administration.

"clubbing baby seals" is now the enviromentalist position

Today is the day Bluesky became president

Interesting how Aldi has made a number of smart innovations to cut costs and actually lower prices on groceries, and self-checkout is not one of them.

When the E33 creators say "neither ending is the good ending" I don't interpret that as an artistic death of the author you can choose thing, I interpret it as "we had an actual good ending planned and ran out of time to develop it"

Cannot believe my good luck that Orban lost his first election in 16 years, a crushing supermajority defeat that promises to hold the corrupt accountable and reignite liberalism, a week before my Christian Nationalist BIL's trip to Hungary that he's been planning for years.

If you're a big fan of the book then the tv/film adaptation isn't For You.

I'll keep searching for you Blex 🎶 on the other side 🎶

We might someday reach the point where there are more Trump regretters than Trump holdouts, but there will simply never be more people with Sohrab's opinion than the group of people who were right all along about Trump's awfulness.

Let's pray that Trump considers the hard and human reality of “collateral damage”...

I wish every SFF book published in the last twenty years didn't have a Gaiman blurb on the front cover. *Andy Weir curls the monkey's paw*

don't mean to be rude but man we got lucky the moon is tidally locked on the other face

why don't they make the whole airplane out of the black box voice: why didn't Dire Straits make the whole song out of Money For Nothing's intro

the greatest thing tilly norwood ever gave us was a gmu economist panting about how excited he was to have a virgin on-screen again

you know it's going to be a bad day when you have to open a second email tab

The mental health benefits of crumpling to the ground

putting the Orb in Blorbo since 2002

Kid 1: we built Lego houses! Kid 2: who's is better? Kid 1: mine has a slide that goes into a pool. Kid 2: mine has a slide that goes into $100.

Thanks to Donald Trump, America is indisputably the Great Satan, he has proved Khomeini right for another generation.

obliterate the consciousness, dash every nascent thought against novelty, mind like rain

does the median CPAC attendee know who is currently President of the United States?

Supply-side Green New Deal