Godard, who also directed "Jortsless" (1960) and "Jortsend" (1967)

Y tu Jorts tambien

The Devil Wears Jorts

I see all you nerds who put To Zanarkand on your Waltz playlists otherwise full of Norah Jones and Frank Sinatra

pronouncing "happy bday" like bidet

Commander Update: The color identity Simic has been added to the Game Changers list.

It's cool how no Republican is ever asked whether they agree with this guy

not me dating documents 2016 in the year 2026

Intention for the Day: Every day is a gift, except for this one.

brb, updating my outgoing voicemail greeting

The way the S&P is gonna rally When It Happens

My conservative loved ones turned on the TP show on the second TV, a few got up to go watch, but none were actually interested. They all came back to Bad Bunny and were happier making snide comments about a good show.

hard to think of a better example of "you may not believe in class war, but billionaires know they're in one" than this

So, this is one style of response. Another style, more Newsom's style now, would be posting the video of Trump sharting from the other day but with a loud fart sound effect and then cartoon stinky animations going up RFK Jr's nose while the team hustles everyone out.

There should be a holiday where it's normal for adults to give each other fruit-flavored gummy candy

Kier Starmer has Claude Whelan energy

Whenever the discourse isn’t about Will Stancil, everyone should be asking “where’s will stancil”

It's a dirty job (trawling r/PrintSF for comments recommending Foundation to downvote) but somebody's got to do it

"I did every grievance in the Declaration of Independence and do they call me Mad King Trump? No. I fucked dozens of kids and do they call me a pedo? No. But you shit your pants on tv one time

May Epstein be a millstone round all their necks

there's an alternative universe where one of the few creatives who could be trusted to use generative ai as an artistic tool is the guy who made The Fountain, but alas he seems to be using it to make something that looks like shit

mom's right, the only problem with him is that he and his family are conservative!

Just finished rereading South African Nobel laureate Nadine Gordimer's "The Conservationist"; just started reading Irish writer Niall Williams's "This is Happiness." Both novels are very much about the effect on people of place. #LitFic

the only advantage for libs to "get outside their bubble" is to realize how deadly serious millions of rightwingers are about restoring themselves to the top of the status quo, using the state dept to start the apocalypse, inciting a race war, and enforcing heteronormativity with police.

litfic that's laugh out loud funny

Now that Ellison has taken out over top result for "Ice" on tiktok is a video about how they protect America.

wonder if the Trump admin also pivots away from governing to produce fascism content as their midterm base turnout strategy

old naked guy wrapped in a towel in the pool locker room talking to another old naked in the shower at the pool locker room about how as a former law enforcement agent the ICE killer totally mishandled the situation with Renee Good, he never should have been in front of the car

one door isn't enough, a million doors aren't enough voice:

bovino's scalp is not a big enough prize. noem's scalp is not a big enough prize.

This was also the strongman defense every single-issue 2A voter used to justify their No Gun Controls Only GOP preference for the last several decades.

I don' think the GOP are panicking because the narrative generally has turned against ICE, but because Pretti's murder in particular looks an awful lot like a de facto crackdown on the second amendment and single-issue 2A voters are a significant chunk of the GOP coalition.

the main fault with Better Call Saul is that Gilligan wasn't brave enough to write a prequel series without constantly jangling beloved characters from the original show for the audience even though they didn't have anything interesting to do in the Better Call Saul story.

it's getting to be time we show the minority party (Republicans) how we treat minorities in this country

People joke about using the wsj to reach the black community but ye's fans as of Jesus Is Lord are white genXers with LinkedIn accounts and yes they all read wsj

remembered the tablet magazine guy who got mad that the met version of the opera carmen was an onlyfans thot being harassed by ice in plano texas bro if you wanted subtlety and no political commentary you should have gone to the fucking ballet

There are Bernies and Hilarys everywhere for those with eyes to see

Commentators make a lot of hay about what Trump "didn't" run on (destroying NATO, tariffs, project 2025). Of course anyone paying attention knew he would do all those things, but one thing he really for sure ran on was Mass Deportation Now. It's important that it fails in the public narrative.

Since the next cold war is democracy vs authoritarianism the CIA needs to bring back regime changes, but this time at companies like Palant*r and Tw*tter

Hard to imagine the Super Bowl will be better than that Seahawks Rams game. Both of those teams were playing great and the Patriots looked uninspiring

Almost killed myself choking on a babybel, not the worst way to go

love how MacOS automatically downloads files to your last downloaded folder so my 1099s go to Pictures > Memes > Muppet 40k

It is remarkable how useless the second amendment is for defending a free state, the only theoretical social utility it has.

it's like the Vonnegut estate is allergic to making money

When Jesus says it would be better that a millstone was tied round their neck and they were cast into the sea, he means it would be better for them, the perpetrator, to drown horribly than to have such evil on their souls.

I'm so sorry I swear I've seen another movie but "Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban With Big Naturals" is the funniest one

the good news is our enemies are actually ontologically evil, from the meme

TACO again 😞

I don't really hope but I do indulge in some recreational "it would be so fuckin funny"s

designing a government program where we offer jobs paying $50k+ per year to men as long as they promise they are in fact ontologically evil and a menace to society and write down their legal names and home addresses