I told two expensive local hair stylists that I am bald but I have been growing my hair out, and that I want to look intentionally like a railroad tycoon or Larry David in a comedic role. Neither got back to me.

I look forward to my $16 virtual visa debit card I get one day as part of a class action lawsuit against Signal when it turns out it was in fact not private.

For Big Hops

This is really weird search bar behavior, isn’t it? @itch.io

Mayor Frey, Gov Walz, MPD Chief, Hennepin Cty Sheriff are all talk, no action — as expected — while ICE drags a woman down the road by her handcuffs with impunity.

If you've had you eye on one of our thinky puzzle games a while, now's your chance. Our games are on sale for a little while longer on: 🎮 Playstation: www.draknek.org/playstation 🎮 Steam: store.steampowered.com/publisher/dr... 🎮 Nintendo Switch: www.draknek.org/switch

My wife thinks I shouldn’t wear my hair like this to our friend’s wedding. And that i should shave my head like normal.

car video games are easier to make than humanoid avatar videogames and if you know for a fact this isn’t true it is very important that you never, ever tell me

We’re also hiring for a ✨Contract Marketing Artist✨ at Owlchemy Labs! 🎉 apply.workable.com/owlchemy-lab...

ICE detain U.S. citizen for looking Somali—use illegal chokehold to tackle him to ground. Man repeatedly begs agents to look at his digital passport ID—they refuse. Drove him 7 miles away before releasing him alone into Minnesota snow storm—told him to "walk home" in freezing weather advisory.

My daughter’s school bus was delayed this morning because armed ICE agents, some masked, were in the middle of 15th Ave in Cedar Riverside. So why wouldn’t ICE just get out of the way when the bus came? Perhaps they were busy harassing Somali-Americans, who are overwhelmingly citizens. But... (1/4)

We’re hiring for a ✨UI Designer II✨ role at Owlchemy Labs - if you think you’d be a fit, we’d love to hear from you! 🎉💖 apply.workable.com/owlchemy-lab...

Incredible chess shitpost. Context given is “this is checkmate but the game isn’t ending, is chess.com broken?” (black to move)

Zuckerberg's attempt at making Second Life again could almost certainly have funded every indie game in the history of indie games combined.

At about $60K that's about 128 million graduate team indie games, at $150K about 500,000 small indie games, at $300K about 250,000 mid-size debut indie games, or at around $950K about 110,000 indie games by a team of more experienced devs. There are a total of 110,000 indie games on Steam.

Now that Netflix is acquiring HBO Max via WBD purchase, maybe the lead designers and engineers from HBO Max can help Netflix fix their apps. They need the help.

My shameful secret is that i swapped placement of ctrl key in Windows to match my muscle memory for copy paste on a Macbook

I’ve never campaigned for an award before but allow me to start now: Please fill this out and give your #1 vote to the Zombie from Spooky Express. He’s just a lil guy who loves trains and brains. I wanna see him do somewhat well on the final!!!

Anybody actually tried GhostBSD instead of Mint Linux?

Happy Creator Day on @itch.io To celebrate, all of our games at Draknek & Friends are discounted for the next 24 hours. No better day than today to pick up some new thinky puzzle games. Enjoy! draknek.itch.io

We're excited to announce YOUNG SUNS: a new narrative-rich co-op life sim set on Jupiter. Experience life in an optimistic future full of colorful characters. Play solo or with up to 3 friends. Visit planetoids, ruins, and stations. Craft and decorate. Help society heal. youtu.be/rVEWbp1FiKg?...

Sisyphus was like “Hey, you look like a guy who loves rocks…”

Happy one monthiversary to Spooky Express! 🎃🚂 store.steampowered.com/app/3352310/...

Game Dev Week 1 - Week 200: This one brick in the railing of this one bridge looks a little wide relative to the mortar. Let me spend all day tweaking its proportions. 4 Weeks Before Launch: Make ten bridges using upside down retextured car models as “bricks”

I could kinda see Steam pulling off the hit Linux desktop nobody else has quite achieved. I mean as a workstation too, not just for playing games.

Don't get married for tax purposes, or even love. Get married so that when your partner says she likes to 'experiment with the ratios' of peanutbutter in her oatmeal, you can call her a peanutbutter scientist and then you both just sing a song called peanutbutter scientist at each other.

It's because you haven't taken the soda out of the machine yet, you're "saving" it for later.

It's #ScreenshotSaturday & here's a look at our recently released puzzle game, Spooky Express! All the passengers are dying to ride! Don’t let them miss their stops: they may be monsters, but they still have places to be and people to eat– er, we mean meet! store.steampowered.com/app/3352310/...

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This is good game design.

I am calling upon the people of Ireland to immediately begin construction of a thread on this site about how you or someone you know was roasted for a fashion choice. We need it. All roasts must have come from Irish people *only*. Please respect this important rule, it makes a difference. Tanks

I sincerely hope those of you designing fart aliens for your games that attack with high pressure fart gas are doing your xenobiological design homework and creating lore for how said alien has evolved a frost tolerant butthole (because you see, the sudden drop in pressure of the gas…)

Are we do style points for extra flourishes of track in our Spooky Express puzzle solutions?

Hi #PitchYaGame Neighborhood Video is an escape room mystery game set in a video rental store in the year 1999. Solve puzzles, comb the store database, and find clues along the way as to why all the employees keep going missing! Wishlist on Steam! store.steampowered.com/app/4072630/...

Game Dev: How in the fuck can /that/ change possibly be breaking anything?!

NOW they tell me when it is already too late

Minneapolis, the clear lesson in the Mayoral race is that we should be ashamed we didn’t run a woman against Frey

I might do a mailbag episode of the Draknek & Friends podcast to fill a gap in the schedule while Syrenne takes a vacation - anyone have any questions they want answered on a podcast? Bonus if you send it as a voice recording to [email protected]!

★★★★⯪ and a Gold Rating for Spooky Express from @pocketgamercom.bsky.social ! "Spooky Express is a very well-designed puzzler that's perfect for Halloween. It's got fun and challenging puzzles, great music, and even comic book elements to add a bit of story." www.pocketgamer.com/spooky-expre...

wow, George H.W. Bush vetoed FMLA twice?!?!

Thank you, Ward 1! This strong vote of confidence is an affirmation of the work we’ve done together these last 4 years. I can’t wait to continue serving you for the next 4 years as your City Council Member.

Breaking Minneapolis Mayoral Election News: Jacob Frey shorter than expected.

A convenient do not rank list

Just a couple of hours left to pick up Spooky Express on Steam with a 10% launch discount! store.steampowered.com/app/3352310/...

Polls are officially open, Ward 1! I’m asking for your vote as the only DFL & Labor endorsed candidate in this race. Find your polling place and get out and vote by 8 PM tonight: pollfinder.sos.mn.gov

LEGO(R) The Goonies(R) official Mrs. Walsh’s Michelangelo’s David statue with reversible cock and balls

entering my wizard era

I’m hooked on this game!! The puzzles are challenging, it feels great to play, it’s good spooky vibes for Halloween, and the music and sound design is top notch

There is a shave-and-a-haircut gag on the coffin lids in this game folks.

where are my #halloween sickos at? these songs long to be added to your Halloween music playlists... 👻🎶 Cryptic Messages 🗡️ The Ritual 🕯️ Watching From The Shadows 👁️👄👁️ The Castle Creep 🏰🧌 Vampire Nightclub 🪩🧛 Simply Impy 😈 Lost Connection ☎️ Jack-O'-Lantern Jam 🎃🪕 www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Aks...