Guys being Dudes

I beg your fucking pardon

The New York Times smeared AOC for saying “um”

what if i told you, through the power of forensic analysis, we are closer than ever to knowing the exact Far Side cartoon that is making Sting smile in this iconic photo. 🧵 👇

Bitches, leave.

Setting aside the horrors, the final insult from the boomers will be dismantling the machine that produced American financial exceptionalism because if they cannot take it with them into death like the pharaohs, then they'll ensure no one can have it.

we need to talk about that Ring Super Bowl ad

Never been skiing as an adult. Went around age 8. I remember looking at the entrance to the main slope from the top and noticing that it was very clearly a fucking cliff. Nice try, adults.

Weird Al parody "Old Town Stroad" about driving to a plaza with 2 Publixes in it

im sorry

"rich dipshit owner doesn't understand the industry he's bought into and clumsily destroys what made it good" feels less like a narrative unique to the washington post and more like the music that's been playing in the background of all our lives for at least 40 years

Michael Rapaport is sharing an incredibly obviously fake image of Mira Nair and an infant Zohran with Epstein and Clinton and I'm not even sure what it's supposed to imply about Zohran, is he like a pedophilia Judas goat

Gotta replace that battery

Everyone loves Mrs. Beautiful, the kitten who can do nothing wrong

Seeing the trailer: I sleep. This nonsense: real shit?

a lotta of yall still dont get it swarmers can use multiple slurp juices on a single swarm

hey folks, six figure opinion columnist here and gotta say, made a big ol’ whoopsie on the most consequential and honestly, probably the most obvious opinion of my life. thats my bad. anyway, guess I’ll just keep getting paid to give my opinion, thanks for reading

i think the "immigration turns high trust societies into low trust societies" people were already on really shaky ideological ground but now they're watching neighbors helping one another and calling them paid antifa agitators

I can't put into words the feeling of watching our government, a hive of evil antisocial filth, the absolute worst humanity has to offer, colliding with the best. Ordinary people trying to help each other, risking everything to stand up for what's plainly, unambiguously fair and right. It's unreal

Even Republican Christian slop propagandists have eyes folks

George, this is Tony Dokoupil. Hand me that hammer. "What have you done to the garage?" Whiskey Fridays, George. "Whiskey Fridays?" With Tony Dokoupil.

It's early, just read the acronym for Animal Crossing New Horizons in my head as "Assassin's Creed New Hampshire"

CRASHOUT FOR THE AGES

He was a Communist, Elmo.

Jorty-Six and Two

House Democrats present a new measure for dealing with ICE.

None of these people should be able to work in our industry again

Maybe he was mad because he wasn’t getting full credit as a pedophile

Worst part about owning a dog is fighting the ever present urge to give them a crunchy human snack until their kidneys give out from the sodium or whatever

from hell’s heart I stab at thee; for hate’s sake I spit my last breath at thee

POV: You are in the cargo hold of the Demeter

all my scolders become my bagholders when i'm pulling on the rug of success

The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.

TAY-BUHLS

this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier

The final Calvin and Hobbes, which appeared in papers 30 years ago today.

An immersive sim with a button dedicated to doing a Looney Tunes style snap-zoom onto the warning labels of the various items you use to disable space pirates while doing the nasty work of an insurance commando for space cats. Buy it.

If you pay attention to any large industry long enough and follow it to its logical conclusion you eventually end up sounding like a communist even if you started off testing CPU case fans. youtu.be/cUrJVdF2me0?...

well well well if it isn’t the blowjob brothers

lo-fi torgo theme to chill/study to

I had 3 or 4 buddies that all worked at the same Boston market in high school and boy would I never get food from Boston market

lol

E33 winning best art direction is an absolute joke. Game looks bad. Game does not look good. Cheap drama achieved by high contrast lighting. Yeah throw splatter black skewed ui over it because persona 5 did it I guess.

you will be visited by 3 spirits

I know I'm supposed to hold out for stats over 70 but I think I'm gonna cherish Charlys the 69 boy instead.