if we're going to wreck the planet we might as well build some giant mecha already

our fans have raised $99 for the kids so far: particledogs.bandcamp.com/album/featur... we're also offering download codes to anyone who is supporting a worthwhile cause, hit those DMs if that's you

poupenir is the food you ate on vacation but pooped out after you got back home

resting my eyes for a minute on the Teams call

*camel vocalizations*

join da club

getting pinned by a field biologist who cuts my ill-fitting shirt off and then releases me back into the wild

walk in a straight line at the airport challenge

just hear that there's a comedian with a special on Netflix who said what everyone is thinking

dead dick energy

switching to euro style knife and fork usage when the people next to me start speaking Polish #continentalbreakfast

donning my hard hat and hi-viz vest to go to the cheesecake factory

Hands-free water fountains: The Wet Menace

Latest episode of An Untidy Mind is up on Mixcloud. www.mixcloud.com/UntidyMusic/... #music #reviews #indie #diy Featuring new releases from: @particledogs.bsky.social @neverthebridle.bsky.social and @mohaynow.com

burp that realigns your chakra

I am jamming out this morning

anybody want to pitch me some music gear that I can think about for the next 6 months? I kind of want a quirky delay pedal that isn't the microcosm, but feel free to pitch whatever is semi-reasonable

comparison is the thief of joy, in case you ever need to steal some joy

for whom the bell jar

drinking a cup of raw waffle mix at the hotel breakfast, syrup chaser

survey: please go into as much detail as possible me: N/A

when the porta potty urinal has a cake 🫅

am I going to have to find that waffles post and dislike it

I need to win a grand prize soon

arcadenfireude

do the Germans have a word for when popular opinion turns against a trendy band that you never liked from the start?

Production notes thread for particledogs.bandcamp.com/album/featur... that nobody asked for

7pm UK Time: 2 Hours af An Untidy Mind - Halloween special With new releases from: @neverthebridle.bsky.social @particledogs.bsky.social and @mohaynow.com #music #musicsky #halloween untidyradio.com

Everybody be careful getting your Christmas pfp out of the attic this weekend

The Long Walk? Running Man? What's next, A Medium-Pace Jog?

Blessed be the workers who slip an extra breakfast burrito into your order

can confirm

this thing is now available everywhere (but spotify), get it get it get it! Thanks again to all of the contributors and everyone who has supported it so far!

The time is approaching

breathing deeply and not jumping into replies to explain that Easy Cheese and Cheese Whiz are two distinct cheese products

I hereby ban the entire British royal family from my home, yes even Harry and Meghan

HUGE ANNOUNCEMENT!! after many months of downtime and a huge bidding war, Horsle finally has a new home! Much imi"neigh"ted (imitated) but never outdone, this is the ONLY word game on the Internet where the answer is always just the word horse. That's the Horsle guarantee cabletwo.net/horsle

listening party tonight, EP streaming everywhere but spotify tomorrow all proceeds from bandcamp purchases are going to a mix of charities suggested by the featured artists, but if you've already donated your charity budget and would like a download, please let use know and we will hook you up

can I get that with the sides on the side?

Things sure were great back when we pretended they were better

join us for brand new music tomorrow featuring @bellatrellia.bsky.social @poingly.bsky.social @boneccrone.bsky.social @justabaldguy.bsky.social @sheev.calamitousintent.com @scuitar.bsky.social

but where will I get my bath bombs after blocking the bath bomb dealer

wimdy who else?

I got handed a free sample of lens wipes at the store, mrs particle dogs thought it was hand wipes, and said, "did he give you those because he thought you had dirty hands?"

Found a coworker who is adding the date to the top of each email

tomorrow!! particledogs.bandcamp.com/merch/featur...

robot vacuum cleaners have a love/hate relationship with their charging stations

Everybody got that one homie who never likes any of your posts but likes your reposts of other people’s posts within seconds so you know they see you

Because blueberries are small, next question

eating one of the good apples