place your bets: will the manager who asked me to turn off an alert that they did not use the correct naming convention comply with my request that they use the correct naming convention or will I be forced to exclude their incorrect name from the alert

if you're not cancelling every meeting you put on someone's calendar today, go ahead and unfollow me now

Fuck OU

Additional unit of Holiday Cheer uploaded:

everybody knows you have to warm string cheese up in your pocket before eating

a big welcome to all the new remote viewers who just subscribed

coming to the realization that a lot of you are drosselmeyer types

Retweet if you want your Christmas presents NOW

"Three out of four is actually pretty good" - Meatloaf

my resolution for 2026 is that brands will start giving me gear

me seeing a knock off Pokemon: Clefair-use-y

heating is dot com, heating is dot com, heating is dot com

realizing I'm cool and normal after a trip to the mall

when I hit 1K followers I'm doing a Fuck a Fan contest

they should let it snow

Music 2: My Ears

mrs particle dogs made a credible claim to have never eaten any burger king food in her life

I know it is for security purposes, but that extra half a second it takes Linux to tell me my password is wrong feels personal

gross

she gondel on my man till I josh

rhythm is a dancer, it's a dancing dancer

[Applause]

going to see The Nutcracker this weekend, what kind of nuts am I supposed to bring?

darknessreigns24: i would make peppa pig into some delicious bacon lol welt46: i wonder how you might like to look up and see a cleaver held in the cleft of a hoof. to feel the breath of a snout that loves its work. in the world of pigs, a man’s careless words may only sweeten his quivering rump.

I'm estimating tonight's chance of pizza at 25%

seafood mix is a disrespectful thing to call the various creatures that went into it

ceramic coated PFAS & PFOA free Don

shrinkflation has claimed all of the inside pockets in new jackets

Me > weezer > The Rentals > Maya Rudolph > Kamala Harris > Joe Biden

trust us that the one note is only solo for about 7 seconds, also that bluesky compression is making the quiet parts loud

Keep Honking -- I'm Bobo

scrolling my own music again and wondering why I didn't turn this one into a full track

got that feral moon spaceseer.bandcamp.com/album/feral-...

if you need a last minute gift for the person who has everything, the odds are extremely low that they have our tape, if you buy now it will probably be there before Christmas particledogs.bandcamp.com/album/partic...

"Light em up!" I scream in my kitchen as I turn on my air fryer to throw in some fish sticks

music is meant to be a race

yakult power hour

I'm a "welcome in" apologist, I've seen too many employees left hanging when they say "hello" to a customer and receive zero acknowledgement

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the yapping dog yaps at midnight

The Mighty Casey's has struck out. -an excerpt from my review of Casey's Flavored Up Water from Casey's General Store

I'm about 90% sure that the guy wearing a NIN shirt who was in the A1 boarding position of my southwest flight a while back was an air marshall

couple of oatmeal updates: I thought I ran out of chia seeds last week, but I had purchased 2 bags last time and the 2nd bag was hiding in the pantry. The big news, however, is that my big box store is no longer carrying their store brand oatmeal so trying out a round of Bob's Red Mill

they should skip the Biden library and do an Epstein library instead

SR-71 Blackbird #classiccoolstuff

the secret to getting me to like your posts is to post a lot when I'm looking at bsky

have you all built your christmas dams for this year?

when the audio book in Libby announces which disc it's on: you sweet simple fool, you have no awareness of your current form of existence

surely all forms of super saiyan have been discovered at this point