airtight excuse to dodge the team happy hour tomorrow secured

what's everybody putting in their drafts? let's see it

they have 80 damn degrees outside

it would be foolish to upgrade my DAW in the middle of working on an album,, and yet

peasantmaxxing by eating cabbage and potatoes for lunch

this is all bluesky is, stop lying

doing some shirt math to figure out how old a shirt is

a "dutch bro" is a move a 1980's bully would do to you

Pokemon don't need commercials, that's like a commercial advertising cats

oh they got Fred Beam for this one

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attention new followers

shout out local libraries, it only cost me reading 5 books to score this mug

got hit by approximately 25 drops of rain on my walk today

IMDB? No. IMD bed because it's bedtime

got led astray from my local grocery store

which free sample day goes harder, pre-superbowl or pre-thanksgiving?

can’t find the original, but for full transparency (01/05/2011)

my favorite part of the winter olympics is when mrs particle dogs re-litigates Apolo Ohno's crimes against Korean athletes

do you pronounce guillotine like The Coup or Death Grips?

he's a great melter, spreads right out

my bass writing checks my drums can't cash

my labors are now complete

mrs particle dogs took the day off from work in order to sit in different spots in our house than she normally does

I'm making my usual #BandcampFriday plea: if you love music, consider spending as much today on music at Bandcamp as you do every month on music streaming subs. One $10 sale can make an artist's day-- and put as much money in their pocket as ~5000 or more streams!

imagine a version of you

some song arrangements just need part A over and over again, as long as you have enough variation in the instruments coming in and out

bringing back our recommendation on supporting us for this bandcamp friday: we're doing fine, help other people out first, and then if you still feel like throwing us some money, that's wonderful particledogs.bandcamp.com

new followers old followers non followers: an occasional reminder that I have 25 years or so of weird, noisy, and otherwise difficult but oh so listenable sounds available here: cranksatori.bandcamp.com & I would love it if you gave a listen or even traded me a few hard earned coins for some of it

you're telling me a corn this bread?

particle dogs HQ is now simply Headquarters

scromarrhea

what's the status on seasonal savings?

if you have an alt you want me to follow, you're probably going to have to tell me because 1.) I am dense and 2.) I assume that you have an alt because you don't want everybody following it

I really thought i could take apart a micro cassette recorder without losing two of the smallest screws ever deployed by Sony

me transforming into a music promoting machine when we hit Bandcamp Friday

inventing a bell that can't be jingled

grape o'clock (the time when i eat some grapes)

the kind of dumb loops that I am fond of

babe, you know I'm from a low-context language group

got some Free Air 🌬️🛞🛞🛞🛞

do I have any mutuals who are fluent in French and would like to me a solid real quick?

at least the US is now working hard on closing the super-rich-guy-can-do-whatever-they-want legal loophole

@drumeo I am unconvinced that the blue man group is unfamiliar with MCR's The Black Parade, and frankly it calls into question the journalistic integrity behind your entire series of drummers hearing a song for the first time

heard a disembodied voice say this as I woke up this morning: "Good morning BoggleMaster, it's time to start practicing Boggle" followed by threatening laughter

sleep apenea

Retweet if you eat the exoskeleton

they're bringing back tucking your napkin into your collar with a flourish before eating