I do miss my old computer.

The Onion has the chance to do the funniest thing.

Daniel Hannan has written an entire column earnestly arguing with a satirical candidate’s deliberately absurd manifesto.

The greatest punishment my kid can suffer is to have to use my old Casio fx7000G calculator while having to do math homework because they misplaced ("misplaced") the calculator we had bought them.

What do you do when the hole is clogged?

I don't remember the Italians having anything to do with the Paris Commune but my education is somewhat limited.

They've got the White House done up like a memory care unit: "The Rose Garden," and "The Presidential Walk of Heroes" in enormous script.

it remains fascinating that you keep hearing from manosphere types that women need to stop going to college in order to get married doesn't seem like that's the issue 🤔

Please Lord God I know I do not pray to you often but just this once I promise to believe harder if just this once the DEI female captain was also a trans woman.

Oh I get it. Trump is the parasite causing explosive diarrhea across the country and we don't need to monitor him anymore.

Yes you're blowing shithole craters in your pants. But at least the acolyte didn't get a second season bsky.app/profile/phil...

This is what eugenics looks like in practice: letting shit rip through the population to have the "weak" die of stupid preventable stuff, and the "strong" remain to embiggerate the gene pool.

What do these people think would have happened if all World Jewry were in an area not only the size of Rhode Island but also right in the middle of land of strategic importance during WW2?

The only people apparently responsible for the Holocaust apparently are the Jews who failed to stop it and no responsibility lies at all with the Europeans who promulgated it and shut all doors to those trying to escape.

Some days there are papers I find that really piss me off.

That makes a total of two people on the internet who remember this show.

This woman contracted polio as a child about two years before a vaccine became available and spent much of her life in and out of an iron lung to survive. I truly can't fathom anti-vaxxers who seem happy to resurrect these diseases. people.com/the-last-us-...

if you look at numbers like this and think to yourself 'hey thats self evidently a fucked up system if it cant find more than 3 smart black kids in all of nyc', congratulations youve passed this test if you think to yourself 'well i guess the other black kids didnt deserve it', youre a racist

I haven't seen David or the prospect apologize or reflect on what they got wrong here. just, right into attacking the party for not appealing to platner voters...even though platner has no voters now because he was a terrible candidate, as David should have been able to figure out.

The fake jobs" complaint is incel code for "women can earn $ for their labor & that enables them to reject men like me." Dissing college is part of that: higher ed must be devalued, bc women are outcompeting men on that terrain. They want involuntary servitude for the majority of the population.

"The party of the working class"

This guy.

Thank god we had a Senate without Lieberman and Baucus.

"...bankroll progressive Israeli organizations may have engaged in illegal electioneering against Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu." I'm sorry ... wat? How about all the inappropriate electioneering Netanyahu did here...?

This should be setting off alarm bells in the Jewish world as well as all those fighting fascism. Republicans are targeting a progressive Jewish nonprofit, hoping to strip it of nonprofit status. This was laid out in the Esther Project, an extension of Project 2025 by the Heritage Foundation.

Crazy how People is the remaining publication that just goes for the jugular.

Now I’m starting to write more about them with two new accepted conference proceedings arxiv.org/abs/2606.26296. arxiv.org/abs/2607.07592. I think these works add to the discussion and I hope will help us broaden the understanding of the diversity of possibilities of life in the Galaxy.

I go to the wrong libraries apparently.

I take it the quotation marks mean the chair comes at a terrible price

It certainly says something about who we (white men) generate slick PR for (white men) and whose slick PR we (white men) start rallying behind.

To be fair, the other 40% just said it wasn't personal. Just business.

jesus christ was is james woods showing up in my timeline

And I thought Chipotle was bad.

Beginning to think this was a bad idea. www.nbcnews.com/health/healt... (Narrator: he had already known it was bad idea)

Look, if you show off your robots's fingers by having smooth jazz play as they softly curl around a wine glass, turn off a light, unzip a jacket, and gently fondle some grapes, people are gonna think this is a very specific kind of robot www.wired.com/story/the-1x...

‘Whites’ House’.

“In the 2024-25 school year, the department deployed these “voice of God” tools 71 times.” And that’s BEFORE the Trump admin started asking for the fascist university admins to become more fascist!

Here is the original story: calmatters.org/education/20... “UC leads in 40mm launchers, while community colleges lean into bean bags”

Everything about this story is nightmarish. “San Francisco State’s semi-automatic rifles are standard issue and won’t be listed in the annual report going forward, university spokesperson Robert King said.”

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In Japan, valuable trees are relocated instead of cut down during development. Arborists use nemawashi, a technique combining horticultural knowledge and modern engineering, to prepare the trees for relocation.

Mmmmmmhmmmmm 👀👀👀👀 www.nytimes.com/2026/07/09/o...

I'm old enough to remember during the Obamacare "debates" when Republicans touted that we should just have China's healthcare system.

Hey assholes why you interviewing J*sse S*ngel for this story?

I literally have no choice but to list my national heritage on the census as "American," because none of the countries my family came from exist anymore, and they weren't considered nationals of those countries. What were they supposed to do, label something "Little Shtetl?"

Otherwise known as Roberts’ Rules.