while i’m not in the headspace to write just yet, i am kind of looking forward to it, given writing a new Mae West movie is really just an extended shitpost 😛

i'm going to ruin for political office for the sole reason of forcing serious adult journalists to read aloud my best posts on bluesky during the evening news on television

“I’M GOING NON-DUAL, BAYBEEE!” [opens app, sees nasty little freak] “I GET ONE EXCEPTION, BAYBEEE!”

it is… grating that sitting with your eyes closed for an hour a day to just exist actually does make your brain somewhat better. isn’t that kind of fucked up?

it’s sad to say, but emotional regulation does inhibit shitposting quantity

day sixty six, and i did it! i finished the rough draft of that novel, totalling 80,821 words! almost 20 years after I finished my writing degree 😅 still had 9 minutes left, though, so i got started on writing the screenplay for “Which Mae, Western Man?”, a new Mae West film 😁

i desire movie recommendations for my future watching. what one movie would you recommend me if i was guaranteed to watch it that you wouldn’t otherwise bother recommending?

starting a group that plays atmospheric disco music and calling it “Droney M.”

day sixty five with about 1400 words and taking me very close to the end of this story. barring problems, i should finish the draft of this novel tomorrow. i’m going to miss my beautiful disaster babies so much! but alas, i must continue this working and gather more magical energies before i edit.

one of the things that i observe about the western occult tradition is that a lot of people’s True Will seemed to be “convert to Catholicism” lol

just watched “Paprika” (2006), a movie that dares to ask “what if the Holy Guardian Angel sought Knowledge and Conversation of YOU?”

i apologize an unknowable span of li of times

littera-CHOOOORRRRRRRR

[david bowie “Fame” voice] VAAAaaape

the invisible labour of your average disney princess

i'm sorry ms. jackson, i am for radical zhuangist skepticism

yeah, okay, i see it. i mean, he looks absolutely foul to me. but i’m happy for you both!

day sixty four, another 1400ish words, and a pretty easy one once i got started. i’m really enjoying writing this little romantic getaway at the end of the story. a lot of it probably won’t survive the edit, but i’m going to miss these characters, which will help me get around to the edit later!

[doing my affirmations] i deserve a harpoon gun

i think the litmus test for if your attraction to men is actually just comphet behaviour is whether you’ve been mad at yourself for being attracted to something shitty about a man. real attraction despite big mad? not comphet, i’m so sorry. we can gossip about it though, if it’s any consolation.

boobs should increase in size like a pokemon evolution

i bet that Nordic LARP smells crazy

{to the tune of ELO's "don't bring me down"} 🎶Don't taze me, bro

LEVEL 1: The text supports a transgender reading of the protagonist. LEVEL 2: The text supports a transgender reading of the author. LEVEL 3: The text supports a transgender reading of the reader.

budweisattva vow:

just checking in real quick team: as a trans woman, it’s now a good move to go visit the USA, yeah? my mum isn’t actually wrong that everything would be fine? particularly Tennessee is a good place for a trans woman to visit? yes?

the hardest part of making your own toothpaste is grinding up the molars

day sixty three, 1400ish words and a cozy little winding down of the story. setting the main guy off centre for once, he’s trying to impress his girlfriend and it’s going… not great hahaha

this account has been marked as defenestrated by its owner.

my family has taken me, a trans woman, to a sports bar on a saturday night. pray for me.

just watched “The Man Who Loved Women” (1977), and uhhhhhhh i have some theories about Truffaut and the potential of estrogen to have performed a very problematic salvation 😰

adhd is so stupid dude wdym the stay-awake energy pills make me sleep better

judgmental socialite of the future: “i like a good suck and fuck as much as the next puppygirl, but does Khaleesi have to be such a femoid about it?”

pipe down, AMAB transwomen! a *real* person is talking

so, i reckon there’s a decent chance that western conservatives abandon christianity for a new religion of their own creation within the next few decades

The Child has referred very mildly disrespectfully to my having ‘used to be a girl’ exactly one time. I reminded him that he used to be a baby, and I’ve never heard a word again about it

i hate how people laugh when thirty clowns are all piled into one tiny car. we should be celebrating their choice to carpool, the most econcomical way to commute

day sixty two, it is almost midnight, got 1500 words. anniversary trip for the cuties to tie this story up, maybe a short interlude or two from some other characters. but mostly the cuties.

just watched “Stolen Kisses” (1968), another adventure of Antione Doinel, in which our hero does several odd jobs and his only weaknesses are basic tasks and cougars

Absolute Tranny field

when someone in their 80s suddenly backflips on their life’s work and gets suspiciously back in the good old days about it, can we please just put that down to a thing that happens to a lot of people when they get old rather than “aha! this expert said they were wrong! ignore the cognitive decline”?

so i’m pretty sure i’ve been meditating daily for 6 months now, which is pretty neat!

legit one of the cooler bits of being trans is paying forward help you got a couple of years ago fr fr

day sixty one, feeling exhausted from the week so far, so only 1200ish words. wrapping up the inciting story, so now to focus more on the actual love story to finish things (plus a few little thread ties and self-limiting developments of interest)

only one pokemon can speak and it's fitting that it's the lisping cat faggot

and his guys probably ask “is that katie tightpussy?” 🤭

when your gaydar is so broken that you aren’t sure if the twunk with the fagcent is into men

bouncing on it widdershins. bouncing on it in retrograde

saying “lesbian” but with an enthusiastic italian-american pronunciation of some sort

day sixty, 1400ish words, decided not to let the shittiest man in the story get the climax. fuck that guy, the novel can stay boring, but at least it can be for the girls! neurotic trans girl and problematic cis girl forever!