moby-dick, his eyes enormous: from hell's heart you STAB at moby? for hate's sake you spit your last BREATH at moby? oh! oh! the great shroud of the sea for ahab! the great shroud of the sea rolling on as it rolled five thousand years ago!!!!

The reason I think generative AI has limits even in programming is that you simply can’t outsource knowing things

day nineteen, just 1000 words, but how crazy is that “just”? i hadn’t written 1000 words of fiction in years before this working. anyway, more characters for future me to deal with, and all with at least one dimension. here’s hoping I give them a couple more 😛

"what's the platonic ideal of the bluesky experience?"

some say my plan to preserve endangered languages using autistic trans girls with a linguistic special interest and echolalia is unethical

i think my mental image of the demiurge is that funky snake dude version but with the personality of butters from south park

My Other Domme Is Yaldabaoth

“why are trans people so sensitive? he just misspoke!” uhhh, you remember how jk rowling started signalling her position on trans people, right?

you can't prove that the stove is going to hurt me *every* time i touch it just because it did the last five times. that's not how probability works

day eighteen, i procrastinated a bunch before starting, but it came together okay and i wrote 1300 words. explored a bit about the way a trans girl might scan a new place with a touch of hypervigilance, plus some more brain worms. picking up too many themes and characters! oof!

it finally clicked for me that anthony albanese sounds like an australian version of abe’s voice in the later oddworld games

I'm just a simple Yank living in European exile, so what do I know, but I feel like if *I* were the prime minister of Australia during an apocalyptic petro-crisis that is leaving my island nation desperate for gasoline, I'd make at least ONE Mad Max joke in my televised address

"Dw kitten" to the nation

LOL LMAO LMFAO

not to fear monger about the PM’s address to the nation coming up, but my tarot card draws today were 5 of swords and 5 of cups 😬

i think there should be a law that says you don’t get to lead other people anymore if you post one of those “THIS IS A NOTICD THAT YOJ CANNOT USE THE DATA FROM MY ACCOUNTS ALL RIHGTS RSERVED” type things on any social media

Scientists have discovered there are actually 3 universal constants: Death, Taxes and Drama.

words written so far in the “sit and write something working” after 17 days: 21,634 magic is real

day seventeen, another 1200 words and fleshing out a minor character a little bit by giving her a comically overexaggerated version of my interest in older men. look, you gotta get your ideas from somewhere 🤷‍♀️

pretty good silence of the lambs reference, though

aircraft carriers are extremely funny to me. surely you wouldn’t deploy them near a real opponent, right? imagine the cost if one got destroyed!

i reckon if a few dozen shitposters made a coordinated effort, they could rebuild the culture of LinkedIn from the ground up, really disrupt the business model through guerilla shitposting

the LLM killer app is bespoke chatbots to manipulate the voting intentions of the vulnerable. catfish the vote!

why did i read this like daniel plainview from there will be blood shouting “I’VE ABANDONED MY BOY”?

i met a bunch of trans women in oakland who all have split tongues and at a diner one of them shouted at me "this bitch can't hold a straw with her tongue" and everyone laughed

please,

waiting for the sell off of US military assets for personal profit that seems a likely endgame of this whole thing. billionaires getting bargain basement nukes and aircraft carriers for megayachts.

the cult of generic ambition has led us to all of this. if your ambition isn’t specific and limited, it is evil. “i want to make my mark on the world”. no, you want to feel important at any cost to others, with no satiation of your greed even possible.

this kind of proves the obvious in most fields of any social prestige these days: the last ones standing are disproportionately in it for the prestige and have no real interest in the field. it’s just a means to an end.

when a closely related language sounds like your own, but the vowels are haunted

Do you think the marketing exec who had the idea to give men body dysmorphia knew it would end up like this?

having now learned to relax properly, i am coming to the realisation that relaxation equaling joint instability is probably not quite normal, and maybe i should look into that?

day sixteen with 1200 words, and the sense that a part of me wants to write a novel on the messiness of trans relations with cis people, but… with hope? i am absolutely puzzled by the faint wholesomeness of this thing i’m writing. i’m angrier than this! and yet! 😂

Bit of an inversion but... Nobody seems to agree on what a scientific model is, what role models play, and what responsible use looks like And insult to injury actual modelling experts are systematically ignored and mischaracterised

(Guy who doesn’t know the difference between ‘Urotsukidoji’ and ‘Alvin and The Chipmunks 2: The Squeakuel’ getting fucked by a tentacle): this is just like my favorite anime, ‘Alvin and The Chipmunks 2: The Squeakuel.’

5 hours of Castration Movie is equal to roughly 20 hours of real hours

(Hell Priest [aka Pinhead] voice)

"could a dracula ratatouille a godzilla?" and other questions you can ask your distant relatives so they avoid you for the rest of the reunion

Chief innovation officer means “does shit with agentic LLM’s”

Pussy. Neat.

if you post good enough everyone will like you. this is a real true fact and any doctor will agree with me

to this point of the “i don’t wannas”, it took me until 5:45 in the afternoon on a day i had nothing else i needed to do to get to my writing today hahahaha

the pleasure-pain of being a silly bitch whose fault this is 😛

day fifteen, another 1300 words, and i am increasingly thinking that this might accidentally become a short novel 😅 i’ve introduced even more characters, needing even more arcs, and i’m pretty sure i’m going to need to comment on the nature of being culturally catholic? very surprising working!

brewing a progesterone beer you can butt chug

a qt pi is a cutie pie. a qt e is a quick time event. are both numbers irrational?

poetry is a petri dish for apophenia

when an otherwise serious person says “buh-bye”, that is the funniest shit to me and also endears them to me endlessly